My family's system is so irritable [Rebirth]

Although Song Jincheng pretended to have one hand inside out, Jiang Mu was still beaten by Song Jincheng with one hand on the ground, causing nosebleeds.

"Help...uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..." Jiang Mu tried his best to raise his face which was pressed down by Song Jincheng, and sent a series of SOS to the little robot.

Appreciating this 5034 version of the miserable world, Songxue v2.6 slowly stuffed a strawberry-flavored battery into his energy tank, imitating the tone of "how can you be a rabbit" and said: "Hurry up! Stop it, Song Jincheng, how could you hit Jiang Mumu, look, you even have a nosebleed. Ruins City is a law-abiding society, you are too barbaric!"

After speaking, a big "^-^" appeared on the electro-optic screen of the robot.

Jiang Mu, who was already covered in blood, was so angry that he vomited his old blood again: "..."Damn it, don't you dog robots always strike first? !Do it, do it, do it, do it!Cut off the dog's other hand too! ! !Who is the important property you bought back with points!

When Song Jincheng heard the little robot speak, he glanced at it uneasily.As expected of a person who has been in the underworld, Song Jincheng quickly got the meaning of the little robot after he found out that the other party was eating batteries and making sarcastic remarks, so he stepped on Jiang Mu again with peace of mind: "Mom Yes, seeing your appearance just now, I really thought you were the master of the robot king. Let me just say, how can such a wise and powerful robot be inferior to human beings, and you are still such a cowardly human being. "

Jiang Mu: "!!!" Damn, robot king? !

Jiang Mu found out in horror that he was facing the biggest crisis in his life... This Song Jincheng... this Song Jincheng... was actually more flattering than him! ! !

After Song Jincheng finished speaking, maintaining the posture of stepping on Jiang Mu with one foot, Chong Songxue v2.6 showed a smile of "what do you think of me, am I better than this weak chicken?"

Jiang Mu felt the flirtatious atmosphere in the air, and felt a little hot in his eyes.

But Songxue v2.6 likes this one the most!The more disgusting it is, the more excited this dog robot is!

Sure enough, ripples soon appeared on Songxue v2.6's calm electro-optic screen.Under the cover of Song Jincheng's sullen smile, its electric current became a mess in the electro-optic screen.

Damn, is this the robot version of "Heart Like a Deer"? !

Jiang Mu couldn't help but shed tears. He seemed to see his fate after losing his thigh through the full of anger, the bleak, miserable, and indescribable future...

"Robot king, what do you think of me?" Jiang Mu heard Song Jincheng say, "Is it better than him? So mine is qualified to accept your protection?"

Jiang Mu: "!!!" Damn you enough!The person who broke into my room and beat me, now even wants to snatch the thigh, which he depends on for his life? !

Facing Song Jincheng's direct surrender, Songxue v2.6 expressed that he was very moved, and then took out his light cannon and blasted Song Jincheng into seven or eight yuan.

Jiang Mu was drenched in blood by this godlike turning point.

Songxue v2.6 wiped his light cannon lovingly: "Why are you standing there? Why don't you put these corpses in a garbage bag and throw them out?"

Looking at the hellish scene around him, Jiang Mu passed out directly.

Songxue v2.6 who just finished wiping his own light cannon: "???"

When Jiang Mu woke up, he found himself lying on the bed, his body was clean, and the villa was quiet. Jiang Mu closed his eyes, and hissed: "It turned out to be a dream."

"You're finally awake." Song Jincheng lay on Jiang Mu's bed and said quietly.

Jiang Mu turned his head to meet the ghost, stared blankly at Song Jincheng for a while, and suddenly exclaimed, "Oh my god! You, you, you, you... haven't you become eight big pieces?!"

Song Jincheng was stunned for a moment, calmly as if he was telling someone else's story: "It's been spelled back again."

Jiang Mu's voice suddenly rose an octave: "Fight it back?!" Damn it's broken like this and can work hard? !

Jiang Mu looked at Song Jincheng with ghost-like eyes, and just wanted to ask him whether he was counting people or ghosts after that, but then he thought that he was also pulled back from the gate of hell by Songxue v2.6. It's not a big deal to break it into seven or eight yuan and put it together again. Not only has he lived again, but he has worn it for thousands of years.

Song Jincheng was not as calm as Jiang Mu, he looked around, as if he was afraid of being overheard, then he moved closer to Jiang Mu, and asked mysteriously: "You robot... Where did you buy it?"

Jiang Mu: "..."

Jiang Mu: "Why are you asking this?"

Song Jincheng sneered, and a fierce light flashed in his eyes: "This kind of robot that can save people when they die for seven or eight yuan, what do you think I want to do?" One of such robots can conquer the earth, and two One can conquer the universe, okay?powerful!Invincible!

Jiang Mu also felt his appearance and lowered his voice mysteriously: "Let me tell you...my robot is..."

Song Jincheng pricked up his ears, for fear of missing a word.

Jiang Mu: "It was when I was woken up by myself one day, my butler robot itself became this virtue, it seemed to be poisoned."

Song Jincheng choked until his face turned green: "Fart your fart! Just let it go!"

Jiang Mu returned a subtle smile.

Song Jincheng smiled at him, and put his hand on Jiang Mu's neck: "You said that I will strangle you to death now, and then restore the factory settings of that robot?"

Jiang Mu sneered twice, without even blinking his eyes, and shouted at the top of his voice, "Song—Xue—"

Song Jincheng was so frightened that he covered Jiang Mu's face with a pillow.

"Help, murder!!" Jiang Mu waved his limbs in the quilt, struggling desperately.

Song Jincheng was covered in white sweat from fright: "Shh...keep it down! Just kidding...just kidding..." But it was too late, a black muzzle had already reached his waist, Song Jincheng froze.

Songxue v2.6 pushed the muzzle forward, and Song Jincheng couldn't help straightening up: "Misunderstanding... Misunderstanding... Robot King, I just made a joke with him, I didn't want to suffocate him, really!"

The voice of Songxue v2.6 was not disturbed at all: "Hehe."

Jiang Mu got out of the quilt, hugged Song Xue v2.6's thigh like a frightened little squirrel, and secretly revealed a sinister smile: "Song Xuexue, he wants to suffocate your biggest fortune, he I want you to go bankrupt!"

Song Jincheng's face darkened: "Hey, Li Jiamu, why should human beings make things difficult for human beings."

Jiang Mu: "Fuck you, I'm not human, I'm the property of Song Xuexue!" Hehe, an organ dealer who sells the organs of fellow human beings for a living actually has the face to tell him love for fellow human beings.

Song Jincheng: "..."

The electric current on Songxue v2.6 electro-optical screen trembled, apparently very happy with Jiang Mu's awareness, so it patted Jiang Mu's head, indicating that he has a master, don't be afraid, then it lifted the light cannon up A little higher, ready to shoot Song Jincheng's head.

It's too late to say.

Song Jincheng actually followed Jiang Mu's example and rushed up and hugged Songxue v2.6's short legs: "Dear robot king, do you mind inheriting an extra piece of property?"

Jiang Mu's face twitched. Before he could figure out what Song Jincheng meant, he heard Song Jincheng start his exciting speech: "Robot King, let me be your property too. I am strong and strong. I have a lot of strength, I eat less and work more, I am familiar with all the black market circles and the police system in Ruins City, and I have many years of management experience. Now I voluntarily give up my human identity and become your property like this Li Jiamu. I don’t know my dear Can the King of Robots give me a chance to serve you?"

Jiang Mu's face turned green: "You have to be shameless!"

Song Jincheng stared at Jiang Mu, with a smirk: "Thanks to you, my life is almost gone, why do I have to be ashamed?"

The electro-optic screen of Songxue v2.6 stared at Song Jincheng, and performed a complicated calculation in his mind on the gains and losses.It just searched along the Internet and intercepted several news circulating in the black market. It seemed that Song Jincheng's undercover identity had been exposed, and he became the first target of the black market to be bloodbathed.Then it invaded the police system of Ruins City and found that all the things Song Jincheng had done in the black market had been reported.So the little robot evaluated Song Jincheng's abilities in all aspects in his heart, and finally calculated how many shots it would take to kill the pursuers.

Finally, Songxue v2.6 shook his head: "Sorry, you are not worth that price."

Song Jincheng was stunned for a moment, and hugged Songxue's short legs even tighter: "Free gift! Free gift! I don't want money!" He had already observed it. Although it was "property", he looked at Jiang Mu This treatment is no different from that of the young master.When a criminal commits a crime and goes to prison, there will be a robot to clean it up. After he gets a house, he can still sleep in a big bed. If he is in danger, a robot will come to rescue him. If he faints, he can still enjoy nursing services. Perseverance, as long as it recognizes that it is its own property, no one can touch its property.

Seeing Song Jincheng's eager look, Jiang Mu was taken aback, and said to himself that there are everyone in the world. He has seen people who want to jump out of a fire pit, but he has never seen anyone who takes the initiative to dig a fire pit for himself.It's also a good thing that Jiang Mu didn't know what Song Jincheng was thinking, otherwise he would have to confuse Song Jincheng - he bought those benefits with his blood and sweat!

Song Jincheng was still hugging the robot's thigh and howling how valuable he was. If you accept him, you won't be able to buy at a loss and you won't be fooled.

Jiang Mu looked at him, and suddenly smiled secretly: "Song Xuexue~"

Songxue v2.6 was about to kick Song Jincheng away, when he heard Jiang Mu calling him, he turned the electro-optical screen a little bit in his direction.

Jiang Mu showed a sinister smile, looking at Song Jincheng like looking at a piece of meat on a chopping board: "Leave him, with him, I can concentrate on the task." Damn, just let this scum It's a pity to die, do you want to hug the robot's thigh so much?Then let you have a good taste of what is life~ no~like~death~

"Keep him?! You put it lightly! Do you know how much I have to pay for keeping him?!" Song Xue v500, who has been professionally dismantling for 2.6 years, screamed, "And you can't complete the task because of you He is a born weak chicken, and it has nothing to do with concentration. He is now wanted by the gangsters and white gangs, and I need at least one shot to clear the pursuers behind him, his ability is not as big as the trouble he caused!"

Jiang Mu coughed, and hinted to Songxue with the rippling bad water in his stomach: "There is a saying that people's potential is unlimited..."

Songxue v2.6 realized it in an instant, so it quickly estimated the potential value of Song Jincheng, and finally took out an electronic contract from its stomach: "Mr. your name."