My family's system is so irritable [Rebirth]

When people are pushed into a hurry, they can do anything. When Song Jincheng saw the electronic contract handed to him, it was like a drowning person seeing a piece of driftwood.He quickly signed his name on the light screen with his fingers, and then stared eagerly at Songxue v2.6: "Okay, dear robot king, I am now your property, Do you have any orders?!"

Songxue v2.6 put away the electronic contract and issued its first order: "Please sign your property transfer document."

At that moment, Song Jincheng thought he heard it wrong: "What?"

Songxue v2.6 repeated it with a good temper: "Please sign your property transfer document. In my case, '财(nu)产(li)' has no personal property."

Song Jincheng looked at Jiang Mu and asked him what kind of rules this is.

Jiang Mu suppressed his smile: "Don't look at me, I have already dedicated my body and mind to Master Song Xuexue, not to mention mere family property." Anyway, when he came through, he was poor and white, that is to say, he was exploited Just some labor.

With Jiang Mu's precedent, Song Jincheng quickly dispelled his doubts.Well~ It's just a robot anyway, can you still use his money to go whoring and gamble?Thinking this way, Song Jincheng slowly signed his name on the property transfer document.

As soon as the signing was completed, there was a ding ding sound on Song Jincheng's optical brain.Very well, this robot didn't leave any money for himself, not only changed all his real estate into his own name, but even transferred the 0.38 credit points on his account.Although he has already experienced the power of this robot, his super-efficient work efficiency still made his heart bleed, and he really returned to before liberation.

An extremely ugly smile appeared on Song Jincheng's face: "As you wish, my dear robot king, where is my room?"

Songxue v2.6 was hanging up the real estate he had just taken over one by one in the auction house, when he heard Song Jincheng's words, he casually replied: "What room?"

"I'm your property now, and all the property will live in the treasury..." Song Jincheng glanced at Jiang Mu secretly, and said in the tone of a little bitch competing for favor with his wife, "I don't ask for it either. Live in the master bedroom like Jiang Mu, after all he came earlier than me, just tidy up the study and let me live in it."

Songxue v2.6: "Then you should clean the master bedroom first, change the pillows and sheets, use a household sterilizer to sterilize the bacteria, and then add an extra quilt on the bed."

Song Jincheng's eyes lit up. Does this mean that he is going to live in the master bedroom? !So he gave Jiang Mu a majestic look, and went straight to the master bedroom.

Jiang Mu smiled contemptuously, turned around and went to the freezer to get a cup of milk and warmed it up, watching Song Jincheng work while drinking.

An hour later, Jiang Mu ate a glass of milk and two bananas, and soaked his feet comfortably. Songxue v2.6 also sold all the real estate, and then auctioned a lot of rare materials in the auction house. , readily spent every penny that was just acquired, and Songxue v2.6. [-] immediately became a happy and satisfied pauper again. Well, these materials are enough to make a torso out of it.

The joy of getting the materials made Songxue v2.6's voice system extra gentle. When passing by the living room, he even praised Jiang Mu: "Jiang Mumu, you are really a cash cow."

Jiang Mu was so startled that he dropped the third banana in his hand into his milk, and then let the milk splash him all over his face.Jiang Mu's face changed again and again, and finally said cautiously: "Dog robot, you look so satisfied... Is it because you finally got a battery that smells like shit?"

Songxue v2.6 did not take out the cannon in the world, but pondered for a while: "I think everyone has their own strengths. I shouldn't let you do tasks. Doing tasks is not your strong point."

Jiang Mu was so moved that tears filled his eyes, he bit his handkerchief and said, "You finally found out, then what do you think are my strengths?"

Songxue v2.6's small electro-optic screen lights up: "Your strengths are owed."

Jiang Mu's hot tears cooled instantly: "Hehe."

The little robot flew up and flew around Jiang Mu: "Think about it, you are so cheap, no matter where you go, someone can't help but come up to choke your neck, we can go to the street to touch porcelain, and when the time comes you Just be responsible for the debt to death, and when they can't help but come up to fuck you, I will show up and beat them away, and then force them to sell themselves and sell their properties to pay off their debts..."

Jiang Mu: "..."

Songxue v2.6 is still counting Jiang Mu's glorious deeds: "The last time you were imprisoned and beat us one by one, we stole a house and countless indemnities. Now you twisted your neck, and we harvested another slave And all his wealth, think about it, if you break your leg and become paralyzed, I am confident that you can blackmail the whole earth."

Jiang Mu told Songxue v2.6 so coldly that he almost believed it: "I just don't understand what you want a robot to do with the whole earth."

Song Xue v2.6 gave him a blank look, and puffed up his small chest: "Don't you think that the best and smartest robots on this planet should be allowed to rule this planet? Like me."

Jiang Mu twitched his lips: "Young robot, your thoughts are very dangerous." Damn it, which anti-human company developed this robot.It's not short since he came to 5034, and he has never seen a robot like Songxue v2.6.

Songxue v2.6: "Compared with our robots, don't you think you humans are defective products? Short-sighted, stupid, greedy and self-righteous, look at the deterioration of the environment, the extinction of species, and the earth under your rule. What has become of it, if I were allowed to rule, I am confident that within 500 years the earth will return to its original state."

Jiang Mu's eyes suddenly became clear: "What did you just say about the dog robot? You said you have a solution?"

Songxue v2.6 stopped talking.

Jiang Mu: "What is the solution? What should be done to restore the earth to its original state?"

Songxue v2.6: "Hehe. Mr. Jiang, are you free? Still have time to worry about that head of state? Why don't you hurry up and see if that Song has cleaned up the master bedroom? You haven't done any tasks , the house has not been repaired, and you still drink milk and eat bananas here? Am I raising you so that you can enjoy yourself here?"

Jiang Mu: "..."

Jiang Mu made a middle finger in his heart, dried his feet and went to the master bedroom.

In the master bedroom, Song Jincheng had killed all the fungus on the quilt, and even dusted off the dander on the pillow in the quilt according to Song Xue's request, and now he was sucking the ashes from the carpet hard.

Jiang Mu only took one look and then yelled at the top of his voice: "Dog robot, come and see, Mr. Song has cleaned up the master bedroom very cleanly, I think it would be good to let Mr. Song do all the important work in the future .”

Ruins City Ace undercover agent, black market organ predator, could it be that he is your nanny? !Song Jincheng really wanted to go up and kick him and give him a big slap in the face.

Before Song Jincheng could put his inner thoughts into action, the little robot over there floated in.Songxue v2.6 turned the electro-optic screen to scan around, nodded: "That's right, it's much more useful than Jiang Ruoji, I didn't take you in vain."

Song Jincheng: "..." Where is "Bai" taken in?He paid the money, all his net worth!

Songxue v2.6 sat on the bed, put a nightcap on his bare metal head, patted his bed, and motioned Jiang Mu to lie down: "Come on, I can sleep for a few more hours, there is more tomorrow work to do."

Seeing Jiang Mu climbed onto the bed, Song Jincheng went to the closet to find his pajamas, but he hadn't changed half of his clothes yet, a cold death light hit his back, making him tremble all over .

Song Jincheng turned his head and saw Songxue v2.6 sitting under the quilt, with the electro-optic screen facing him.

Song Jincheng: "???"

Songxue v2.6: "Get out!" The skin flakes all over the floor!

Song Jincheng finally understood: "What? Am I not going to sleep here?"

Songxue v2.6: "What? You still want to sleep?"

Song Jincheng looked terrified: "What? Can't I sleep?"

Songxue v2.6: "Mr. Song, you still have a lot of work to do. The living room, bathroom, study, gym, balcony, these places need to be cleaned, the floor needs to be waxed, the furniture needs to be maintained, and our clothes need to be maintained. Washing and ironing..."

"Wait!" Song Jincheng's face was full of "Are you kidding me", "Do I think I came to your door to be your servant?"

Songxue v2.6 tugged at his nightcap: "I never raise trash here. If you want to follow me and ask me to provide board and lodging, you must let me see your value."

Song Jincheng pointed at Jiang Mu: "Then why didn't I see him show his value?"

Songxue v2.6: "Because he is a loser."

The loser Jiang Mu: "..." Damn it, who tucked you in the quilt after you fell asleep?Who told you stories before you fell asleep?Who does the work for you when you need it most?Who gave you little gifts when you were at your lowest?What about the three little blue hearts?give me back!

Song Jincheng: "Actually, I'm also a loser."

Songxue v2.6 took out the light cannon: "Then I can't afford a second one."

Song Jincheng: "I'll do it!"

Songxue v2.6: "Remember to sterilize the whole house, and also, pay attention to personal hygiene, I saw mites on your face."

Song Jincheng gritted his teeth: "You said that the accommodation is included, I'm hungry now!"

Songxue v2.6: "Eat it after it's done."

Song Jincheng: "I'm sorry, I don't have the energy to do anything."

The electro-optic screen of Songxue v2.6 flashed twice: "Oh, sad human beings who don't know what hard work is, you still have 65% of your physical fitness, which is enough to support you to work for two days and two nights. My light cannon They don't like dishonest humans."

Song Jincheng looked at the light cannon, and finally realized that he seemed to have fallen into a huge pit: "The last question: where do I sleep?"

Songxue v2.6 floated up, picked up a cushion from the sofa, and then brought Song Jincheng out of the master bedroom, across the living room, opened the door, and walked to the door.

The little robot threw the mat to the door: "You sleep here."

Song Jincheng stared at the mat, the expression on his face changed again and again, and finally let out a roar like Jiang Mu: "Dog robot! You are really bullying!"