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【楼主：香尹——发帖时间：2016年1月13日上午00：00：00】昨天没办法请江少吃饭，所以今天要补上。我给“阿三”和“小六”也发了一个信息：“今晚8点去我家吃饭。”

I, Jiang Shao, Ah San, and Xiao Liu are all college roommates, each with their own weird quirks, and due to various reasons, no one has found a girlfriend, so we have been dating since graduation, and get together from time to time to pass the time.

Xiao Liu happily answered "Yes".

Ah San: "... ordering takeaway again?"

Me: "Well."

Ah San: "Is it okay to eat hot pot once in a while?"

Me: "Are you going to force Xiao Liu to death?"

Ah San: "I don't need him to order hot pot."

Me: "I won't talk about the obvious problems of hot pot juice flying around and easily staining clothes and tabletops. So far, no hot pot restaurant has allowed me to go into their kitchen to check the hygiene. When you find such a restaurant, we will try again. Let's discuss it."

Ah San: "Really? You went straight to the manager as soon as you entered the door, wanting to check the hygiene of the kitchen. Such a normal request, they don't allow?"

Me: "...Your tone doesn't have to be so sarcastic. I check the kitchen hygiene of the restaurant and I am responsible for everyone."

Ah San: "I'm just waiting to see who can accept you in this life."

Me: "I plan to be single for the rest of my life."

Anyway, I have a massager, which is enough.

Speaking of this, I suddenly remembered that after I was scared off by that person's text message last time, the massager was still quietly lying in the closet, and I never took it out for use.

When I got off work, I drove Jiang Shao in the car, swam in the car river for more than ten minutes, and went straight to my apartment.Ah San and Xiao Liu hadn't arrived yet, so I called for takeaway and checked my phone.

Xiao Zhou added me as a friend on WeChat.

His request is very natural, I have no reason not to pass, and I am usually a very cautious person, there is nothing strange on WeChat, so I clicked "Approve".

Jiang Shao was standing by the window, staring blankly at the brightly lit night scene, and quietly said a word: "Xiao Zhuang, do you think my life is meaningful?"

My face was as black as the bottom of a pot.

Every year from June to June and at the end of the year, when new products are due to be handed over, life is meaningless. There are all kinds of doubts and pains, and I wish there would be a sudden earthquake, which would destroy all the computers in the company, so that there would be no need to hand over the work.

Now his emotions are extremely fragile and I cannot stimulate him.So I said, "How could it be meaningless? The comic exhibition in March is coming soon, and then it will be Hatsune's birthday in another five months."

He nodded with a sob: "Yes, you are right."

Xiao Liu and the takeaway arrived at the same time.Xiao Liu is actually a handsome young man, but he has a selective disorder. Every time he is asked to make a choice, he will always be in a state of anxiety. In severe cases, he will feel dizzy and nauseous. Whether the choice is right or wrong , will have all kinds of regrets and fears.

Fortunately, he was born with an astonishingly high IQ. He was a mathematics major in college, and now he is a doctoral student in a university. Most of his work and spare time are spent on distressed, entangled, and painful life choices.

I said cautiously: "Today I ordered fried rice, dumplings and spicy chicken. You sit on the sofa next to the TV and eat dumplings first, fried rice, and finally chicken."

"Yeah." He agreed and sat down very quietly.

Jiang Shao still stood in front of the window, overlooking the night scene with floating lights.

I scrupulously poured out the takeaway and put it on the plate, and checked the cleanliness of each food with chopsticks. After confirming that there was no problem, I divided it into four equal portions, put them on the plate, and put them on the table.

At this moment, Ah San also came, and as soon as he entered the door, he said sadly: "Xiao Zhuang, why didn't you reply to my last email?"

I said calmly, "I don't want to take your medicine."

He whispered: "Clinical phase I, II, and III trials have all passed, and only phase IV trials are left. Except for the side effects of easy erection and easy insomnia, there is nothing else."

I gave him an expressionless face.

He sat down at the table dejectedly, and glanced at Jiang Shao in front of the window: "Jiang Shao, every time I see your hair is about to shawl, and your beard grows an inch long, there is an atmosphere that the New Year is coming."

I feel bad!Busy said: "If he is not busy at the end of the year, his facial features must be more handsome than yours."

It was too late for the remedial words, Jiang Shao's nose was sore, and he cried: "I haven't had a good rest for several weeks... woo woo... I'm so ugly, how can girls like me like this?"

Xiao Liu let out an anxious "beep".

Me: "what's the matter?"

"Should I eat first, or use the bathroom first?"

I held my forehead: "Let's go to the bathroom first."

He ran away in a hurry.

Ah San poked the diced chicken on her plate with chopsticks, and said, "Why is this diced chicken so small?"

I said tiredly, "There were 17 yuan of diced chicken just now, and I didn't want to throw away the last piece, so I cut it into four pieces."

"Oh..." Ah San silently picked the chicken pieces on the plate, "You know, if you take our medicine, you won't have this problem."

I gave him a deadpan face again.

After 10 minutes, Jiang Shao finally stopped crying, Xiao Liu came out of the bathroom cleanly, and everyone finally sat down to have dinner.

My phone vibrated slightly and received a notification.

I clicked on WeChat and swiped lightly, frowning immediately.

Against the background of the white church at night, with dim lights, my aunt was wearing a white coat, holding a bouquet of red roses, and hugging a man tightly.The fair and flawless skin and sharp chin are several times more beautiful than usual. It seems that the white church is also suspiciously beautiful, not like our buildings at all.

However, her superb P photo technique is not the focus of my attention.

The point is that the bling and bling diamond ring on her hand is so radiant that people can't see the size of it clearly.

"I'm engaged!" the excitement screamed from the photo.

We've known each other for more than a month and got engaged?With that gay who doesn't know if it's true or not?

Seeing that my expression was different, Ah San leaned over to take a look and said, "Isn't this my former colleague? He just switched to another company last year."

I grabbed his collar: "Is this man your colleague?"

"Ah."

"Is he straight or crooked?"

Ah San frowned: "If you're going to get married, can you still be curvy?...I'm always busy in the lab, I don't know."

"You help me find out."

"let me try."

[Floor 1: Qian Qian Su's hand] The main building is to check the man, isn't online human flesh enough?

[2nd Floor: Regret] Human flesh may not be able to find out anything. He is going to marry his aunt. Of course, we must use all means to investigate.

[3rd Floor: Crashing] I have a feeling that something big is about to happen

[Floor 4: True Water Without Fragrance] Xiao Zhou has a problem