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【楼主：香尹——发帖时间：2016年1月14日上午00：00：00】今天早上7点正，手机闹铃准时响起。我打开手机看了看，除了总管发给我的让我去见他的信息之外，小周也在我微信的页面上留了一条评论。

"Unexpectedly, Mr. Zhuang has so many philosophies of life."

I don’t share much on WeChat, only a few pictures of scenery when traveling, a few life philosophies, and comments from celebrities, and the rest is nothing, just plain.I don't like women, I don't like the entertainment industry, and I don't have children. Do you want me to share men's privacy?

Just what does this little week mean?

There are no emojis and everything is stable, making it impossible to see his intentions.

I still haven't figured out whether he was the one who took the package by mistake, and if he was, then this sentence is mocking me.He used the word "unexpected" at the beginning of this sentence, which means that in his impression, I am not a person with many life philosophies... Or, I think too much.

I have always been a little apprehensive towards him, but I couldn't show it, so I replied: "[Happy] I just sent it casually."

He didn't reply after that.

I couldn't help but look at his space again, it was even cleaner than mine, there was nothing except some reposted recipes, even the head portrait of the character was a landscape photo.

WeChat is like a person, and I can't see anything, so I left him behind and didn't think about it anymore.

As soon as I entered the hall today, I heard someone making loud noises in blunt Japanese, which gave me a sudden headache.I looked around, and sure enough, I saw a 40-year-old golden retriever chatting with two reception girls, making disgusting laughter from time to time.

Let’s call this foreigner J for the time being. His other two foreigners, R and C, are both in charge of Asian affairs.

I don’t want to say more about the quality of foreigners. Some are very humorous and gentlemanly, such as R, which makes people feel happy to get along with; some are really unflattering, such as J.

To sum it up in one sentence, he felt that he was a rich foreigner, so as long as he waved, Asian girls would come up to him for one-night stands.

This kind of superficiality does not distinguish between nationality and status, as if Asia owes them something, and they come here for pleasure.

In fact, he thinks too highly of himself.

Another reason why I hate J so much is that whenever he is in my office, he always likes to fumble around and touch the furnishings in my room.This is a very painful and unbearable thing for an obsessive-compulsive cleanser, which makes people want to drive him out.

J had been working in the same type of company in France before, but because he married a Japanese wife, he immigrated three years ago.Although the marriage failed within a year, he stayed in Japan and became the person in charge of our company's Japan region.

All in all, his English is not very good.

J has his own Weibo, and from time to time he posts a selfie of himself traveling, working out, etc., with thousands of followers.

I have no backbone in my work, so I became his fan very early in the spirit of bending my waist for five buckets of rice.Every time he comes to inspect the technology development department, I have to go through it carefully to make sure I have something to talk to him later.

Unexpectedly, after lunch, I came across a new Weibo.

I almost spit it out.

This sentence was posted in English, and the translation is: "I have recovered from the operation, everyone, don't worry. It's just that I'm temporarily incompetent now, and my girlfriend is really sad."

Dozens of messages have appeared below, and hundreds of reposts have been forwarded.

Probably the situation is like this.

"I'm sure your girlfriend must be very sad."

"I feel sorry for your girlfriend."

"Is there any hope for that piece of yours?"

"What kind of surgery is that? If my husband cheats again, I'll let him have that surgery."

There was bursts of bursts of laughter outside.

I had a gut feeling that something must have gone wrong with this, that someone must be playing a prank.

At this time, I received a call from the supervisor.His voice was a little more anxious than usual, but he also smiled a little: "Did you see J's Weibo?"

"I saw it."

The manager's voice became calmer: "J said that when he posted this Weibo, he happened to pass by the entrance of the technology development department. He didn't know the English word for 'asthma', so he casually asked a person from our department in Japanese. Who the hell told him 'asthma' was 'impotent'?"

"Someone from our ministry told him?"

"Um……"

I hold my forehead.

Who is it that is naughty and mischievous!

"J doesn't know himself?"

"He wasn't paying attention."

I had a headache and said: "Now is the critical moment of the end of the year. We programmers are under a lot of pressure. It is absolutely unwise to punish them now to affect their mood. Why don't you stabilize J's side first and say that we have no If you find the prankster, you must investigate quickly."

"Well, you can check it out slowly, and coax these programmers to hand over their jobs first."

After I hung up the phone, I was very tired.These technical nerds have very strong class sentiments, one prank, others support, and they will never betray their friends.

J makes such a joke, it's a joy to hear, if I wasn't in management, I would write a comment to stimulate him.It's just that when you are in your position, sometimes you have to do something against your will.

I've written so much today, I'm so tired I'm going to sleep.

[1st floor: Suiyuan] Actually, I only care about Xiao Zhou's affairs

[2nd Floor: Ahahaha] I think those tech-savvy nerds are just right for me

[Floor 3: Three Thousand Worlds] Foreigners are actually quite capable of taking jokes, this J may not necessarily punish people

[Floor 4: Looking back] Impossible, would foreigners not know the word impotent?

The author has something to say: Some people like to read English, I put the English version here.

J's Weibo: "Forthose of you who are concerned about my health, I have completely recovered from my surgery. It's just that I am still temporary impotent, and my girlfriend is really ad about it."

The impotent incident is a real incident, and the original owner is also French, but he is a funny guy.