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[Original: Xiang Yin——Post time: January 2016, 1 at 15:00:00 am] This morning I received an email from a 00-year-old boy who had previously applied for a roommate, saying that he had found a house. I won't see you on weekends.I was very anxious, and quickly looked through all the application emails again, and finally identified a 22-year-old office worker, but when I called, he had already found a house.

So I was not in a good mood that day, and I sent a message in WeChat Moments: "Recently, my roommate is moving out, and I can't find anyone to share the apartment. Do you know any male friends who want to share the apartment? The location is near my company. The environment is beautiful and the price is reasonable. If I go to work, I can use the car in the morning."

After waiting for half a minute and no one responded, I put this aside in advance.

Then I called the programmer Shaggy into my office.

The long hair is 158 cm, and the figure is like a boy of fifteen or sixteen years old. The skinny one can only wear size XS. Because the hair grows faster than others, so I got this name.His personality is also very peculiar, so let everyone experience our conversations.

I smiled and poured him a glass of water, and beckoned him to sit down: "There are only three weeks left before the job assignment, have you been working hard lately?"

Changmao didn't respond a bit: "Hard work?"

"...programming, work."

"Oh... no. I've finished it long ago, and now the test sister is testing... By the way, boss, can our test sister find someone who is more beautiful and not so fierce? One with such big breasts."

He gestured on his chest, the number was the sixth of the alphabet.

I said calmly, "It's hard to find one with big breasts, but it's easier to find one taller than you."

"Oh... It's okay to be tall, but the body must be in proportion. Our current test sister is 10 centimeters taller than mine, but her breasts are not much bigger than mine."

I didn't even bother to ask why the test sister was so mean to him, so I said straight to the point: "Did you play a prank on J yesterday?"

Long Mao gave me a "I don't understand what you're talking about" face, and then quickly changed his expression, as if accusing me of wronging him, a good man, full of anger.

I said: "Before I came to the office this morning, I went to the security guard to check the surveillance video. Everyone went out to eat, only you, the test sister, and Jiang Shao stayed in the office. I know how bad Jiang Shao's English is, only you Proficient in Japanese and English."

Chang Mao suddenly realized and said: "Ah... I remembered. So you were talking about J's Weibo."

"Why tease him? Did he bully you?"

Shaggy said dejectedly: "...who told him to pat me on the head last year and ask me if I was a hobbit?"

Although J doesn’t treat his subordinates very well, he has a very good relationship with the headquarters. He is also handsome and well-groomed. It’s not surprising that the higher-ups like him. Those of us who are lower-level can’t stand his so-called “sense of humor.” up.

This matter was finally clarified, so I started psychological work: "If you fight against him like this, aren't you afraid of his revenge?"

"Aren't you going to inform me?"

"I am in this position and I have my own responsibility. What if I say I can't find the prankster and he turns to revenge on our entire department?"

In fact, I don't want to "inform the police", so I can only delay it temporarily. Sometimes J may not be angry if I delay it.And it's not a big deal, and it's a personal matter, even if it's revealed, Changmao apologizes and it's over, and there's no disciplinary action at all.

But I want to scare him, make him a little afraid, and don't make it worse in the future.

Long Mao flinched: "Boss, it's because he was wrong in the first place, and it's not my fault that his English is not good. You just pretend that you don't know anything, and it's nice to see him make a fool of himself..."

I squinted and listened to his frothy persuasion.

I drink water silently.

At this moment, things took a sudden turn.

There was a lot of noise outside, and someone asked loudly in Japanese: "Who teased me yesterday, have you found it?"

Changmao immediately shrank his neck silently, looking at me in great fear.

I also didn't expect that J would come to the door and look at him blankly.

Changmao said fearfully: "Boss...the part of the program I compiled must have bugs, just wait for my test sister to check it out for me. If something happens to me, no one will clean up the bugs for you... Boss, think clearly... "

He really got me on the nail.

The most important thing now is to complete the software development, and everything else can be said!

So I went out with a sullen face, and helped him get through this for a while.

When I saw J, of course I changed my face, smiled very calmly and politely and said: "The incident yesterday was probably due to the negligence of my colleagues in our department..."

At this time, God made a turning point.

J laughed loudly: "Don't worry, because of that Weibo, I increased my followers by 600 last night, doubling overnight! Hahahaha... That Weibo has more than 800 retweets, and I can't find that person It doesn't matter, it's just a joke. Everyone has worked hard recently, today I invite you to Starbucks!"

I shut up about this amazing plot development.

Later, he really asked someone to buy more than 30 cups of coffee, and showed me his Weibo fans by the way.Changmao also suddenly lost his fear, and admitted frankly that he was the one who teased him, and they had a good conversation.The atmosphere was good at first, but after J called him "the hobbit", Changmao became depressed again, and wrote programs in the corner with his head depressed.

This is the continuation of what happened yesterday.

All in all, things are resolved satisfactorily, and everyone is happy!

Tonight, I came across a few Weibo posts of J, all complaining that some people complained about some inappropriate photos before, and the number of fans dropped sharply.

I silently nodded in my heart.

Lying on the bed after taking a shower, I reposted a famous saying on WeChat: "Life is like the weather, predictable, but often unexpected."

This was originally a mystical statement, and it also received a few likes in pieces. Unexpectedly, when I was about to go to bed, I received a comment from Xiao Zhou: "It's lucky to read Teacher Zhuang's teachings before going to bed."

I immediately perked up.

what does he mean?what does it mean!

[Floor 1: Crash] Sofa

[Floor 2: I'm going] Sofa!Don't panic, he just wants to fuck you

[Floor 3: I'll go] Damn, I just wrote one more sentence, it's not a sofa QAQ, sit on a small bench silently

[Fourth floor: I am a piece of high-cold tofu] You have to remember, the landlord, that life is like the weather, predictable, but often unexpected.

[Floor 5: True Water Without Fragrance] Hehe

[6th floor: I am a piece of cold tofu] 5th floor, what are you talking about?

[7th Floor: Three Thousand Worlds] Anyway, it’s not you

[Floor 8: No money] Landlord, what famous quotes do you say you are fine to repost?Even if you are misled by someone else, it's all your own fault