What should I do if I swapped bodies with a male god?
Chapter 23 Hehehehehe
Hearing the male god's sexy voice, Meng Tangxi licked his hair with all his heart.
Because he hasn't vented for a long time, he accumulated a lot, and it took a little longer.
But at the most critical moment, a face suddenly appeared in his mind, and then he came out instantly.
After finishing the work, Meng Tangxi stared blankly at the stickiness on her palms, feeling a little confused.
Why did he suddenly think of his new neighbor just now?
Why is the object of his x fantasy a man? !
It doesn't matter if the object of x's fantasy is a man, why is it his neighbor?
Just like most people, Meng Tangxi is also a face control, he likes beautiful people and things, not to mention that he himself is already good-looking.He remembered that an anime magazine asked him to do an interview before, in which he was asked about his requirements for his future partner, and what he said at the time was that he wanted to find a beauty like Audrey Hepburn.
"Beauty like Audrey Hepburn" is of course just an exaggerated joke, but Meng Tangxi does like beauties. Although he hasn't really liked anyone, there are many girls who have had a crush on them, and those girls are all They are all beauties.
In Meng Tangxi's impression, his new neighbor's appearance can be considered handsome at best, neither tall nor short, thin and slender, and the only advantage in appearance is probably whiteness.
For some reason, he suddenly thought of the scene when his new neighbor returned his underwear with only a bath towel around him. At that time, he was still attracted by the other party's glistening white skin for a long time.The other party is not only too white, but also has a very slender waist, which is so thin that it seems that it is not enough to hold. At that time, he thought, what is a man with such a thin waist?
Not only the waist, but the opponent's legs are also long and straight, and the legs are white and hairless, which is comparable to the girl's legs.
Thinking of the fact that he had to shave his legs every time he showed his legs in a cosplay, Meng Tangxi couldn't help but feel a little depressed, but soon he was relieved. He is a pure man with leg hair, and he is not the same as a girl without leg hair. ?
and many more!
Meng Tangxi suddenly stopped.
No, why should he think of a man after the fact?
At this time, the voice of Durian Melaleuca is still ringing over and over again, sexy and hoarse, deep and attractive.
Meng Tangxi was a little ready to move again.
But he didn't dare to indulge himself anymore, and quickly reached out to turn it off, but just before turning it off, he suddenly remembered one thing——
Wait, why does the sound of Durian Melaleuca seem...a bit like the sound of a new neighbor?
He was taken aback for a moment, and then remembered the voice of a new neighbor calling him to get up in the few days before when they switched bodies.
At that time, he was in a drowsy sleep when he suddenly heard a familiar voice. Before he could react, his body responded honestly.
Afterwards, he was still worried about why his little Mengmeng was so disappointing. Looking back now, it was because the voice of the new neighbor calling him to wake up was very similar to that of Durian Melaleuca!
Could it be that……
No, it can't be!
Thinking of the pale and thin face of her new neighbor, Meng Tangxi couldn't accept that her male god would be an ordinary weak homeboy anyway.
And when I think about it carefully, in fact, it is not very similar in general, and it is only a bit similar at a certain moment.
Most importantly, his male god's voice is so nice, I must be a handsome guy who can't lose to him!
Meng Tangxi finally relaxed.
On the other side, Liu Lian was talking about his life with Bian Ji when suddenly his cell phone rang.
When he answered the phone, it turned out that it was his mother.
"Xiao Lian, the other party said that he would like to meet you some time, and asked when you are free."
Liu Lian paused, then smiled: "I'm free anytime, let's check the other party's time."
"Then it's Sunday this week." Liu's mother's tone was obviously very happy. "The time and place will be decided when the time comes. Would you like to take a look at the photo of the other party first?"
Liu Lian smiled lightly: "No need, anyway, I will know when the time comes."
"That's right, appearance is not the most important thing, as long as it is pleasing to the eye, the most important thing is to look at character..."
After hanging up the phone, Liu Lian was stunned for a while.
After living for 25 years, he has never even been in a relationship. The first time he took this step was a blind date.
Although this blind date might not be successful, he still couldn't help feeling a little bit emotional. He had already decided that he liked men when most people were still ignorant of their sexual orientation, and he had awakened so early, but Until now, they have not even talked about a relationship, and even reduced to the point of a blind date.
Liu Lian suddenly felt a little worried, and then he naturally wanted to drink some wine to relieve his worries.
But when he opened the refrigerator, he realized that he had already finished drinking the beer he bought in the supermarket last time, and there were only about ten cans of durian juice in the refrigerator.
He hesitated, and decided to go out and buy a beer.
Liu Lian planned to go to the canteen in their community to buy beer, but when he walked to the door of the canteen, he found that the canteen was not open, and a big red paper was pasted on the iron gate, which said, "The owner is happy, and the business will be closed for one day".
He had no choice but to leave the community and go to a canteen outside the community to buy beer.
The canteen closest to the community is across the road from the community. Liu Lian waited for a long time for the traffic lights before crossing the road. When he was about to enter the canteen to buy beer, he found several people gathered under a big tree. He didn’t know what they were looking at. .
Out of curiosity, he followed the gazes of those people and looked up, only to find that there was a cat on the branch of the big tree.
The tree was very big, and the branch was about two or three meters above the ground, and the cat seemed to be unable to get down after climbing up the tree, squatting on the branch all the time, looking pitiful.
Several people stood under the tree and watched, pointing and pointing, but they were just watching the fun, and they didn't seem to have any intention of saving the cat.
Liu Lian glanced at the cat, and suddenly realized that the cat seemed familiar.
When he took a closer look, the cat was as fat as a ball, and the branches were almost bent. The fat body and the color of the cat looked familiar no matter how you looked... Isn't this the fat sock stealing cat?
He paused, blinked his eyes, and blinked again to make sure that he read correctly.
It really was that big fat cat!
Liu Lian was taken aback for a moment, then he looked around and found that a shop nearby was being renovated, so he hurried over to rent a ladder for money.
He moved the ladder under the tree, climbed up the ladder, and reached out to try to hug the big fat cat.
The big fat cat barked at him, seemed a little afraid of him, and looked at him strangely.
Liu Lian was taken aback again. It's only been a few days since I saw him. Why doesn't this big fat cat remember him?
The big fat cat stared at Liu Lian for a long time, and seemed to be sure that he was not malicious, so he reluctantly condescended and jumped into his outstretched hands.
The big fat cat was very heavy, and Liu Lian's hand was suddenly weighed down by it.
... I don't know what this big fat cat eats to grow so fat.
He hugged the big fat cat tightly with one hand, and slowly descended the ladder with the other hand.
Seeing that the cat had been rescued, the onlookers dispersed one after another after watching the excitement.
As soon as Liu Lian stood firmly on the ground, the big fat cat jumped out of his arms, twisted its big fat buttocks and ran away.
He shook his head and smiled, returned the ladder and went to buy beer.
After buying beer, he bought some appetizers, and then walked back.
As he was walking, he suddenly felt something was wrong, and when he looked back, he saw that big fat cat following behind his ass.
As soon as he stopped, the big fat cat stopped too.
He tried to take two steps forward, and the big fat cat followed suit.
He had no choice but to stop again, seeing the big fat cat staring at the plastic bag in his hand, he immediately understood.
Liu Lian reached out and rummaged through his plastic bag. He just bought a few boxes of canned fish for serving. He wasn't sure if cats could eat canned fish for humans. He picked up a sausage and moved over with it.
The big fat cat leaned over to sniff, and then started to eat, which was very tasty.
"You little heartless, you won't remember me after a few days." Liu Lian shook her head while watching the big fat cat eating sausage, "...Forget it, all cats are like this anyway."
The big fat cat stared at him with round cat eyes while eating the sausage.
"I helped you again, logically speaking, shouldn't you repay your kindness?" Liu Lian raised her eyebrows, and couldn't help flirting with the big fat cat again, "I don't want you to promise me with your body." Just find me a handsome guy."
He suddenly remembered the big fat cat's "repayment" last time, the corner of his mouth twitched, and he said hastily, "...Forget it."
The big fat cat quickly finished eating the sausage. It cast a faint glance at Liu Lian, twisted its buttocks and ran away again.
Liu Lian watched the big furry butt gradually disappear, shook her head and smiled, turned and went home.
Because he hasn't vented for a long time, he accumulated a lot, and it took a little longer.
But at the most critical moment, a face suddenly appeared in his mind, and then he came out instantly.
After finishing the work, Meng Tangxi stared blankly at the stickiness on her palms, feeling a little confused.
Why did he suddenly think of his new neighbor just now?
Why is the object of his x fantasy a man? !
It doesn't matter if the object of x's fantasy is a man, why is it his neighbor?
Just like most people, Meng Tangxi is also a face control, he likes beautiful people and things, not to mention that he himself is already good-looking.He remembered that an anime magazine asked him to do an interview before, in which he was asked about his requirements for his future partner, and what he said at the time was that he wanted to find a beauty like Audrey Hepburn.
"Beauty like Audrey Hepburn" is of course just an exaggerated joke, but Meng Tangxi does like beauties. Although he hasn't really liked anyone, there are many girls who have had a crush on them, and those girls are all They are all beauties.
In Meng Tangxi's impression, his new neighbor's appearance can be considered handsome at best, neither tall nor short, thin and slender, and the only advantage in appearance is probably whiteness.
For some reason, he suddenly thought of the scene when his new neighbor returned his underwear with only a bath towel around him. At that time, he was still attracted by the other party's glistening white skin for a long time.The other party is not only too white, but also has a very slender waist, which is so thin that it seems that it is not enough to hold. At that time, he thought, what is a man with such a thin waist?
Not only the waist, but the opponent's legs are also long and straight, and the legs are white and hairless, which is comparable to the girl's legs.
Thinking of the fact that he had to shave his legs every time he showed his legs in a cosplay, Meng Tangxi couldn't help but feel a little depressed, but soon he was relieved. He is a pure man with leg hair, and he is not the same as a girl without leg hair. ?
and many more!
Meng Tangxi suddenly stopped.
No, why should he think of a man after the fact?
At this time, the voice of Durian Melaleuca is still ringing over and over again, sexy and hoarse, deep and attractive.
Meng Tangxi was a little ready to move again.
But he didn't dare to indulge himself anymore, and quickly reached out to turn it off, but just before turning it off, he suddenly remembered one thing——
Wait, why does the sound of Durian Melaleuca seem...a bit like the sound of a new neighbor?
He was taken aback for a moment, and then remembered the voice of a new neighbor calling him to get up in the few days before when they switched bodies.
At that time, he was in a drowsy sleep when he suddenly heard a familiar voice. Before he could react, his body responded honestly.
Afterwards, he was still worried about why his little Mengmeng was so disappointing. Looking back now, it was because the voice of the new neighbor calling him to wake up was very similar to that of Durian Melaleuca!
Could it be that……
No, it can't be!
Thinking of the pale and thin face of her new neighbor, Meng Tangxi couldn't accept that her male god would be an ordinary weak homeboy anyway.
And when I think about it carefully, in fact, it is not very similar in general, and it is only a bit similar at a certain moment.
Most importantly, his male god's voice is so nice, I must be a handsome guy who can't lose to him!
Meng Tangxi finally relaxed.
On the other side, Liu Lian was talking about his life with Bian Ji when suddenly his cell phone rang.
When he answered the phone, it turned out that it was his mother.
"Xiao Lian, the other party said that he would like to meet you some time, and asked when you are free."
Liu Lian paused, then smiled: "I'm free anytime, let's check the other party's time."
"Then it's Sunday this week." Liu's mother's tone was obviously very happy. "The time and place will be decided when the time comes. Would you like to take a look at the photo of the other party first?"
Liu Lian smiled lightly: "No need, anyway, I will know when the time comes."
"That's right, appearance is not the most important thing, as long as it is pleasing to the eye, the most important thing is to look at character..."
After hanging up the phone, Liu Lian was stunned for a while.
After living for 25 years, he has never even been in a relationship. The first time he took this step was a blind date.
Although this blind date might not be successful, he still couldn't help feeling a little bit emotional. He had already decided that he liked men when most people were still ignorant of their sexual orientation, and he had awakened so early, but Until now, they have not even talked about a relationship, and even reduced to the point of a blind date.
Liu Lian suddenly felt a little worried, and then he naturally wanted to drink some wine to relieve his worries.
But when he opened the refrigerator, he realized that he had already finished drinking the beer he bought in the supermarket last time, and there were only about ten cans of durian juice in the refrigerator.
He hesitated, and decided to go out and buy a beer.
Liu Lian planned to go to the canteen in their community to buy beer, but when he walked to the door of the canteen, he found that the canteen was not open, and a big red paper was pasted on the iron gate, which said, "The owner is happy, and the business will be closed for one day".
He had no choice but to leave the community and go to a canteen outside the community to buy beer.
The canteen closest to the community is across the road from the community. Liu Lian waited for a long time for the traffic lights before crossing the road. When he was about to enter the canteen to buy beer, he found several people gathered under a big tree. He didn’t know what they were looking at. .
Out of curiosity, he followed the gazes of those people and looked up, only to find that there was a cat on the branch of the big tree.
The tree was very big, and the branch was about two or three meters above the ground, and the cat seemed to be unable to get down after climbing up the tree, squatting on the branch all the time, looking pitiful.
Several people stood under the tree and watched, pointing and pointing, but they were just watching the fun, and they didn't seem to have any intention of saving the cat.
Liu Lian glanced at the cat, and suddenly realized that the cat seemed familiar.
When he took a closer look, the cat was as fat as a ball, and the branches were almost bent. The fat body and the color of the cat looked familiar no matter how you looked... Isn't this the fat sock stealing cat?
He paused, blinked his eyes, and blinked again to make sure that he read correctly.
It really was that big fat cat!
Liu Lian was taken aback for a moment, then he looked around and found that a shop nearby was being renovated, so he hurried over to rent a ladder for money.
He moved the ladder under the tree, climbed up the ladder, and reached out to try to hug the big fat cat.
The big fat cat barked at him, seemed a little afraid of him, and looked at him strangely.
Liu Lian was taken aback again. It's only been a few days since I saw him. Why doesn't this big fat cat remember him?
The big fat cat stared at Liu Lian for a long time, and seemed to be sure that he was not malicious, so he reluctantly condescended and jumped into his outstretched hands.
The big fat cat was very heavy, and Liu Lian's hand was suddenly weighed down by it.
... I don't know what this big fat cat eats to grow so fat.
He hugged the big fat cat tightly with one hand, and slowly descended the ladder with the other hand.
Seeing that the cat had been rescued, the onlookers dispersed one after another after watching the excitement.
As soon as Liu Lian stood firmly on the ground, the big fat cat jumped out of his arms, twisted its big fat buttocks and ran away.
He shook his head and smiled, returned the ladder and went to buy beer.
After buying beer, he bought some appetizers, and then walked back.
As he was walking, he suddenly felt something was wrong, and when he looked back, he saw that big fat cat following behind his ass.
As soon as he stopped, the big fat cat stopped too.
He tried to take two steps forward, and the big fat cat followed suit.
He had no choice but to stop again, seeing the big fat cat staring at the plastic bag in his hand, he immediately understood.
Liu Lian reached out and rummaged through his plastic bag. He just bought a few boxes of canned fish for serving. He wasn't sure if cats could eat canned fish for humans. He picked up a sausage and moved over with it.
The big fat cat leaned over to sniff, and then started to eat, which was very tasty.
"You little heartless, you won't remember me after a few days." Liu Lian shook her head while watching the big fat cat eating sausage, "...Forget it, all cats are like this anyway."
The big fat cat stared at him with round cat eyes while eating the sausage.
"I helped you again, logically speaking, shouldn't you repay your kindness?" Liu Lian raised her eyebrows, and couldn't help flirting with the big fat cat again, "I don't want you to promise me with your body." Just find me a handsome guy."
He suddenly remembered the big fat cat's "repayment" last time, the corner of his mouth twitched, and he said hastily, "...Forget it."
The big fat cat quickly finished eating the sausage. It cast a faint glance at Liu Lian, twisted its buttocks and ran away again.
Liu Lian watched the big furry butt gradually disappear, shook her head and smiled, turned and went home.
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