What should I do if I swapped bodies with a male god?

After Liu Lian got home, he cooked a few dishes by himself.

Although he often orders takeaway, it's not that he doesn't know how to cook, it's just that he is too lazy to do it. Today, he rarely has leisure time, so he cooks a few more dishes.

He cooked a few home-cooked dishes, opened a can of fish and a few cans of beer. After finishing these, he thought for a while, took out his mobile phone and took a picture, and then posted it on Weibo .

Durian Melaleuca’s recent Weibo activity is a bit low, Mifensi are a little bit resentful, and some Mifensi are worried about what happened to Durian Melaleuca in reality, after all, Durian Melaleuca is a teasing route haha party.

Liu Lian remembered that he hadn't taken care of the Weibo of Durian Melaleuca in the past few days, so he planned to post on Weibo. Of course, out of caution, he dropped the background of the table, leaving only a few dishes and a few cans beer.

Liu Lian posted the photo on Weibo with a cheerful text: Hehe~ It's rare to cook a meal~ How is it~ My cooking is not bad, right?

After he finished posting on Weibo with a blank face, he casually swiped through Weibo. In the past two days, Meng Tangxi met with many gay friends who participated in the comic exhibition in City A. Weibo is full of all kinds of There is also a group photo and a return picture of the comic exhibition.

Meng Tangxi's popularity in the circle seems to be pretty good, he knows a lot of gay friends, and he often reposts cosplays from them. Therefore, Liu Lian, who was not very interested in cosplay, gradually got to know a lot of cosplayers.

In Meng Tangxi's group photo this time, Liu Lian saw many familiar faces, but after seeing a few group photos, he couldn't help the corners of his mouth twitching slightly. He knew that Meng Tangxi seldom used P pictures except for formal filming. At most, I just added a filter or something, and I seldom repaired even selfies... But in these group photos, it’s okay for Meng Tangxi not to give herself a photo, but she didn’t help the person next to her to fix it. kind.

Seeing many cosplayers who usually take beautiful selfies in Meng Tangxi's Weibo "revealed their true colors", showing unnatural colored contact lenses and hideous false eyelashes, he suddenly couldn't laugh or cry, thinking that these people will definitely Block Meng Tangxi.

With such a straight temper, he really deserves to be a "straight" man.

Liu Lian drank beer while eating vegetables. After drinking two or three cans, he became a little drunk.

His brain was a little heavy, but he still managed to play with his mobile phone for a while. While playing, he suddenly received a button message. When he opened it, it turned out that it was sent by Meng Tangxi.

Mangypsophila: Male God~ You can actually cook!Amazing!I will not do it!

Liu Lian lay back on the sofa, holding a can of beer in one hand and typing with one hand.

Durian Melaleuca: I live alone, and if I don’t cook, I can only wait to die of starvation. After a while, Meng Tangxi sent another QQ message.

Mantianxing: Male god, you... live alone?

Liu Lian took a sip of beer, smiled, and typed a reply.

Durian Melaleuca: Yes, I have lived for more than [-] years, and I still don’t know what my wife looks like. Before I found my wife, I could only wrong myself to live in the sky by myself: Living alone should be pretty Lonely, don't you usually walk around with your neighbors?Is your neighbor a man or a woman?

Liu Lian narrowed her eyes, and after a while, she typed slowly to reply.

Melaleuca durian: It's a nasty guy

Gypsophila: An annoying guy?

Durian Melaleuca: Very annoying, don't mention it

Mantianxing: ... Could there be some misunderstanding?

Durian Melaleuca: No, he is just that annoying

Gypsophila: Well, harmony in the neighborhood is very important...

Durian Melaleuca: How is your relationship with your neighbors?

Gypsophila: Still, not too bad

Melaleuca Durian: How do you feel about your neighbors?

Gypsophila: It's quite easy to get along with, although it looks cold and indifferent, but occasionally very enthusiastic, but a little awkward, and a little arrogant, the skin is very white Durian Melaleuca: The front is fine, the skin is very white what's going on?

Gypsophila: Because his skin is really white!It's so white it's reflective!Especially the waist, it is white and tender, as if water can be squeezed out, if I am not familiar with him, I would like to touch the durian layer: how do you know whether his waist is white or not?

Mantianxing: No, I saw it by accident...

Durian Melaleuca: Your neighbor is a man, right?

Mantianxing: It's a man, what's the matter?

Melaleuca durian: Are you sure that a straight man will look at a man's waist and think "I want to touch it"?

At this time, the other side.

Meng Tangxi looked at the Koukou news sent by Durian Melaleuca, and suddenly felt a thunderbolt hit his head.

Originally, he was full and had nothing to do, so he wanted to hook up with his male god and talk to him by the way. After all, although he felt that there should be no relationship between his male god and his new neighbor, he still had some doubts deep in his heart, so he planned to go It's a cliché, but I didn't expect the cliché to fail, and I was caught out all at once.

Are you sure a straight guy looks at a guy's waist and thinks "I want to touch it"?

Are you sure a straight guy looks at a guy's waist and thinks "I want to touch it"?

Are you sure a straight guy looks at a guy's waist and thinks "I want to touch it"?

The words sent by Durian Melaleuca echoed in Meng Tangxi's mind for a long time, and he didn't recover for a long time.

After a while, he calmed down and forced himself to send a sentence calmly.

Gypsophila: This doesn't mean anything!I think the big European style of beauty will also want to touch it!

Seeing Meng Tangxi's message, Liu Lian took another sip of beer and continued typing to reply.

Durian Melaleuca: This can only mean that you are a double at most, but it does not mean that you are not full of stars: Impossible!I am straight!I'm really straight!

Durian Melaleuca: ...well, as long as you are happy

Man Tian Xing: Wait, male god, you are not... crooked, are you?

Although Durian Melaleuca has sung many danmei drama songs, she has never disclosed her sexual orientation on Weibo or other places. Meng Tangxi has always thought that her male god is also a straight man just like herself.

After all, no matter which circle he is in, it is very common to sell rotten circle rice points, although he never does it himself.

Durian Melaleuca didn't reply for a long time. For some unknown reason, Meng Tangxi suddenly became nervous. He couldn't help shortness of breath and his heart was beating wildly...but even he didn't know why he was so nervous.

After Liu Lian finished drinking a can of beer, he casually threw the beer can back, and it just happened to be thrown into the trash can not far away.

He silently gave himself a perfect score, and then began typing to reply to Meng Tangxi.

He admitted it openly and frankly.

Durian Melaleuca: Well, I do like men

It was a long time before he received a message from Meng Tangxi.

Mantianxing: It's too...unexpected!

Durian Melaleuca: Surprised?i thought i was obvious

Gypsophila: I never saw it

After a while.

Mantianxing: You...why do you like men?

Durian Melaleuca: There is no reason, is there a reason for everything?

Mantianxing: ...Then how do you know you like men?

Durian Melaleuca: Probably because the first time I fell in love with someone in my life, the other person happened to be a man, so I knew Man's Breath: And then?How are you and that person?

Durian Melaleuca: Then there is no more, it’s just my unrequited love for the other party Man Tian Xing: The male god also has unrequited love for others? !

Durian Melaleuca: Is it weird?

Gypsophila: Yes, it was a bit of a surprise, didn't you confess anything?

Durian Melaleuca: I did have the courage to sue Bai once

Gypsophila: Then what?Are you together?

Durian Melaleuca: Then there is no more, I don’t want to mention

It was only then that Meng Tangxi remembered that Durian Melaleuca had said that he had never been in a relationship in his life, and was suddenly annoyed. The first love of the male god was clearly the rhythm of be, why was he so stupid and kept asking?He is such a silly roe deer!

Gypsophila: If you don't want to mention it, don't mention it!

Melaleuca Durian: In fact, you want to verify whether you are a very simple man's breath: how to verify?

Mantianxing: ...No!I don't have to verify at all!I'm really straight!

Durian Melaleuca: You can find a G film and see if you know it

Gypsophila: No!need!want!

Durian Melaleuca: Just kidding, don’t blow your hair

Liu Lian opened another can of beer, and while sipping it, she casually teased a certain silly roe deer with fried hair.

Durian Melaleuca: However, a straight man will not react at all when watching G movies. Durian Melaleuca: Could it be that...

Durian Melaleuca: Are you afraid?