Majesty the Cat Daily

"Ding ding dong dong~"

In the morning light, the soothing and light notes are like pearls falling into the cool and clear lake, causing ripples in people's hearts.

Cough, His Majesty Yao Guang once again lived a life of music meowing on the keys in the CEO's office.

The snow-white and snow-white cat dances gracefully on the brown-red piano. The picture is so beautiful (sour) and good (sour). In short, everyone has a different opinion~ Until Bai Chuanbai’s special assistant stepped on a little bit to deliver the morning snacks, Yao Guangmeow Only then can I rest.

However, what happened to the big plate of fruit and vegetable salad in front of me? !

The golden-green cat’s eyes narrowed slightly, and the sharp claws popped out of the pads, as if I was a vegetarian~ Special Assistant Bai Chuan, who has personally experienced how ecstasy the cat’s slaps are, is afraid that he will be photographed as a blue enchantress again Yes, he trembled reflexively, and quickly nodded and bowed down to explain to the cat ancestor: "Your Majesty, look, there is also your favorite caviar in it."

Yao Guangmiao resolutely dislikes it.When his owner made scrambled eggs for him, he would deliberately spread them all over the top. Now, if you don’t look carefully, you can’t find the roe used as a decoration in this salad. Think he’s a fool, bad review~ Bai Chuan thinks I think it's just a snot and a tear, the president wants to play this kind of punishment game with his sweetheart cat, what's the matter with his innocent assistant, ah, ah, he is the one who is threatened, intimidated and angry, and he said It's unreasonable!

"Your Majesty Yaoguang, is there any dissatisfaction?"

President Chi Xuchi put down the document in his hand and raised his head, looking at Yao Guangmiao.

"Meow~"

The cat’s voice is soft and cute, just like the warmth of spring, and there is no trace of the coldness of the autumn wind sweeping the fallen leaves against Special Assistant Bai Chuan just now~ Well, it’s a punishment game like stepping on the piano keys and eating fruits and vegetables Compared with the punishment game he played with his owner in uniform last night, he is really gentle and fresh to the extreme. To His Majesty Yao Guang, who is more or less willing to reason with his owner, he immediately expressed that he can bend and stretch, Occasionally eat vegetarian food, it feels great~ Eating a salad with not much fish roe, His Majesty Yao Guang has a serious cat face: I really spoiled my owner!

"Meow~"

After killing the salad with a big gulp, Yao Guangmiao jumped onto the desk, stepped on the documents in front of her owner, and confidently approached the cat's face with a little salad dressing on it.There is a big threat of kissing you directly if you don't hurry up to serve me.

Every time he bullied his own cat, he couldn't make it to the end. President Chi Xuchi laughed again, took a tissue to wipe the cat's face for Yao Guang, bowed his head and kissed.

"Meow~"

One person, one cat, get up again.

When Chi Xu went to the conference room, Yao Guangmiao shook Mao Mao, who had been messed up by her owner, and pushed the door out of the office.

"Your Majesty, I am so poor that I only have instant noodles left. I beg for a reward, please take care of me. Your Majesty, I am hard-working and unscrupulous. If you just throw a toy that you are tired of playing, I will be yours~"

"Your Majesty, please take a photo~"

"Fuck you idiot, even if you take a picture and post a picture with His Majesty on the Internet, people will not misunderstand that you have something with the president. A successful scheming bitch is not something you can be if you want to be a bitch." Well, appearance is flawed~"

The employees of the company are still... so enthusiastic about the president's love of cats, ahem, but because of the lessons learned by Special Assistant Bai Chuanbai, no one is so hard to think about it anymore, and took the initiative to come forward and ask His Majesty to stamp it.

Of course, because of the meow photos posted by Special Assistant Bai Yao Guangbai on Weibo, everyone stopped trying to attract His Majesty's attention with funny cats, dolls and plush balls.Thinking about those jewelry toys of His Majesty, it makes human beings feel ashamed!

Yao Guangmiao left the company all the way, strolling around the walls and eaves of the antique market.

As the saying goes, if you are not afraid of thieves stealing, you are afraid of thieves thinking about it. Bah bah, as the saying goes, you are not afraid of cats causing trouble, but you are afraid of cats thinking about it. Ever since enjoying the treatment of street mice in the antique market, Yaoguang has obviously been thinking about this place for a long time~ Coincidentally, a certain stall in the market is busy today, and the three floors inside and outside are full of people.

Jumping to the wall not far away, Yao Guangmiao was able to clearly capture the conversations and discussions in front of the stall.

To put it simply, a peddler who set up a stall passed by a certain place in the countryside and bought old things by the way a few days ago. Today, he met a local tyrant and sold them for a big price.

The stall peddler who has become a veteran can naturally be eloquent. Seeing many curious customers who have heard the news one after another, he is also very happy. With a tap of the cigarette stick, he repeats the experience of picking up leaks vividly like a commentary. over again.

"It is said that the folks are simple and simple. Hey, it was more than ten or twenty years earlier. That's true. When the old collectors arrived, all the family treasures were taken out and sold casually. Hey, it's a pity that I was born at an untimely time, Zhou. I haven't caught up with the good time to get rich, and these days, the villagers are all thieves and thieves, if you don't pay attention, it's not sure who will cheat who~"

"What's Lao Zhou Fei talking about, hurry up and get to the point, there are many tourists who don't have time to listen to your nonsense."

The stall next door was booing like a Errenzhuan, Lao Zhou smiled and waved his hands and said, "Okay, okay, we will get to the point soon, the specific names and locations are commercial secrets, so please forgive me for not telling everyone. I plan to go to that fellow’s house to see if there are any leaks to pick up.”

After making everyone laugh, Lao Zhou knocked on the cigarette again, and said, "I was passing by that village that day and went in to have a rest. Come home and bring something to show me. Today’s fellow villagers have a lot of sincerity in not changing their faces and fooling people. They insist on picking porcelain bowls and vases for a few yuan on the street stalls. Chou Yinmao is born, and he dares to brag about the family's ancestral traditions about all kinds of things..."

"Fortunately, I still have some good eyesight, Lao Zhou, and I wasn't fooled at all. I dealt with several families and were about to leave. Hehe, another family came over with a dirty box that was said to be passed down from their ancestors."

"Lao Zhou, I was really speechless to these fellow villagers. They were all passed down from their ancestors and there was no end to it. Thinking about it now, it was really the God of Wealth who took care of me at that time. I turned my head with the last bit of patience, and I was stunned when I saw the box. Oh, hey, the small-leaf red sandalwood box, looking at the decorations and carvings on it, I guess it is also an object from the early Qing Dynasty."

"Totally unexpected wow, Lao Zhou, I was thinking at the time, what kind of treasure needs such a valuable box to hold it, such a good thing, I must buy it even if I lose everything!"

"As a result..." Lao Zhou laughed uproariously. He wiped his tears and continued, "Haha, that family is really funny. As soon as the box was opened, a piece of white was casually put inside." Stone, dolomite or Yuhua stone, I didn't look carefully, anyway, I was shocked at the time, so I dare to fool you."

"Hahaha, do you think there is anything more comical than this? I just found an old box and put a broken stone in it to lie to me about the ancient jade handed down from my ancestors. I didn't expect it. The boxes they use to hold fakes are comparable That Laoshizi's ancient jade is worth a lot more, but it's a pity that scammers don't know what to buy!"

Speaking of this, Lao Zhou was really elated and blushed, "What else can I do? Of course, Lao Zhou will use his tricks. I picked up the broken stone and looked at it for a few times, then carefully put it back into the box, and finally spent 3000 yuan to put the fake stone back into the box. After buying the goods, the family was so happy that they didn't notice the box at all, hahaha~"

After listening to his narration, some guests immediately joined in enthusiastically, "What about the stones in the box, in case the family is not a liar, it is really an ancestral thing that can be preserved in a box made of expensive red sandalwood. Maybe it’s really a treasure, the boss will show it to us.”

The peddler Lao Zhou also patted his thigh with remorse, "Yes, I regretted it after thinking about it. But at that time, I only had the red sandalwood box in my eyes, so how could I be distracted by other things!"

Immediately, a guest asked: "What about the stone?"

Waiting for this, Lao Zhou quickly turned around and dragged out a large snakeskin bag of various stones, hula la poured them into the large basin in front of the stall, and shouted to the onlookers: "I went back to the car with the box in my arms. , I threw the stone into the pocket of the stone in the back of the car. Everyone knows that it is not easy for us to set up a stall. Customers often don’t believe in selling expensive things, so we often sell some High-quality and cheap small objects earn some hard work. Come, come, the best Yuhua stones, just arrived, one is only ten yuan, only ten yuan, maybe you can take the piece that was once in the rosewood box Baby bought home~”

Onlookers: ...that profiteer!

"Hey, hey, don't go, I'm telling the truth, I swear, that stone was accidentally mixed into this batch of Yuhua stones." Although I have made a lot of money today, no matter how small a mosquito is, it's still meat. Zhou still enthusiastically asked to stay: "The probability is not very low, I told you in advance, it is a white stone~"

Not to mention, there are really people who are willing to stay and try their luck.

Standing on the wall, Yao Guangmiao saw acquaintances again—the male cat Xiaopang in a portable pet cage, his owner Yuan Feibai, and Ji Cistan's manager Rice.

Although they were almost robbed as fat sheep in the antique market last time and were beaten, but the result was no danger. The two with strong hearts are now making a comeback.

The reason why I brought Xiaopang the cat was, of course, because when Rice was free, he told about how auspicious the Yaoguang cat raised by the president Chi Xuchi, the eldest brother of his artist, was. It means that their cat Xiaopang can also do it!

Therefore, on the road of picking up leaks, once the two of them are uncertain, they will let Mao Xiaopang out, let Mao Xiaopang choose, whichever it touches will count.

Mao Xiaopang was so annoyed by the two of them that he would not come out even if he died in the cage!In its aesthetics, there are only xx toys that need to be mosaiced, not these inexplicable things~ The stall owner, Lao Zhou, really likes this kind of stupid sheep who buy things and let the cat decide, and his attitude is extremely attentive. He praised both the cat and the cat several times in a row.

Yao Guangmiao watched this scene condescendingly, sharp claws sharpened on the wall, hum, why didn't that stupid peddler continue to tell the wonderful story of the ancestral treasure that can't be touched by cats.

Jumping off the fence, Yao Guangmiao walked to the vendor without a sound.

"Mi woo~"

The first one to discover His Majesty the cat was the male cat Xiaopang. The round turmeric dumpling nimbly and quickly bypassed its owner, Yuan Feibai and Rice, and squatted down in front of His Majesty in a simple, honest and cute manner, without any clue that it was shrunk in the cage just now. If he couldn't come out, he would give Yuan Feibai and Da Mi the fierceness of each of them.

Yuan Feibai: ...Little Fatty, fight for your strength, show your temperament, even if you see the cat born winner tall, rich and handsome, don't be so flattering, okay?

However, beyond Yuan Feibai's expectations, the one who is more obsequious than his cat Xiaopang is his leak-picking partner Rice.

I saw Rice covering her mouth with one hand in surprise, and His Majesty's shout was soul-stirring, "Your Majesty~ Your Majesty~ I didn't expect to meet Your Majesty here~"

Yao Guangmiao walked to the big water basin with a serious face, raised her claws and pulled out a white stone the size of a walnut from inside.