Majesty the Cat Daily

It is true to say that Lao Zhou, the stall owner, is a profiteer. Most of the so-called Yuhua stones in this large pot are fake, and some pebbles are mixed in. There are not many real Yuhua stones, so he is ashamed to charge ten yuan each.

But there is one thing that he really did not lie. When he got the rosewood box, his eyes were full of little pinks flying around after picking up the leaks, and he threw the stones in the box into the back pocket of the car.

When I got home, I struggled hard to get out of the little pink pile, my mind cleared up a bit, and I finally remembered that what if the stone is really a treasure?Although the possibility of this is low, as the saying goes, if you are not afraid of ten thousand, you are afraid of what happens~ Unfortunately, there was an opportunity in front of him, but he didn't cherish it. He wanted to find a stone to study and put it in front of him. It is not a stone, but a bag of stones...

At that time, his attention was focused on the box from the beginning to the end, and he had a vague impression of a white stone pretending to be an ancient jade. He couldn't remember what the stone looked like. There were so many white stones in his pocket!

There was no way to get a lot of stones, and the soul of the old Zhou profiteer started to burn again, so he simply mixed in the other two bags of stones, and then told the story of picking up the leaks when setting up the stall, and waited until some customers suspected that the stones were real treasures At that time, he grandly launched the treasure hunting activity of buying stones, and by the way, he could raise the price of the stones.Although most of the customers definitely don't believe it, but there is always someone who is willing to try his luck, so he can make a fortune~ Lao Zhou's abacus is so good, but unfortunately the reality is cruel, this is the sadness of buying a box for a pearl , cough, happy story.At least for His Majesty Yao Guang, this is indeed the case.

Standing on the fence just now, he was still not sure, but now that the cat's claws pulled things out from the many stones in the large water basin, His Majesty Yao Guang's golden-green cat eyes narrowed happily.

The stall owner, Lao Zhou, has good eyesight. This white stone is indeed a fake ancient jade, because it is not jade at all, it is a relic.

It is not the crystallization of the remains of the cremated remains of eminent monks who have attained the Tao, but the rarer and rarer relics that naturally conceived and gave birth to the stone Buddha, and the stone Buddha was conceived and born.

Relic psychic, not everyone can have it.It is no wonder that in the eyes of the stall owner, Lao Zhou, this is a broken stone that is fake ancient jade. Apart from the fact that he was stunned by the red sandalwood box because he picked it up at the time, I am afraid that there is also the influence of the relic itself in it.

The unattractive stone Buddha relic is mixed in a pile of similar stones. For Lao Zhou, the stall owner, it is as difficult to find it as a needle in a haystack. For Yao Guang, who can directly see its restrained Buddha-nature, Miaokan said , It is as conspicuous as a pearl mixed in the eyes of a fish, and it can be picked out easily.

Yao Guangmiao raised her paw and pawed at the stone Buddha relic back and forth, and pressed it under her paw with satisfaction, indicating that he wanted the stone.

There is a business, and the stall owner, Lao Zhou, doesn’t care whether the object is a human or a cat. Anyway, the white cat obviously knows the two fat sheep in his eyes, and warmly greeted him: "Ten yuan and ten yuan are all ten yuan, and there are more in the basin." Very well, Your Majesty picks any Xun at will." As he said that, Lao Zhou couldn't help holding back his laughter, hehe, calling a cat Your Majesty is such a cat slave.

"Your Majesty, you like these stones too~"

Rice hastily rushed over. After Ji's last movie became a hit, he had already firmly believed in Mr. Chi's point of view. This is an auspicious cat, genuine at a fair price!

"Your Majesty, you can choose whatever you want, it's all considered..."

"It's all mine" before he finished speaking, Dami watched dumbfoundedly as Yao Guangmiao raised his claws and fiddled with the collar on his neck. The sharp claws easily pulled off a black pearl embedded in the collar, and pushed it away. to his face.Even if he doesn't understand cat language, this action is very obvious - let him pay the bill, is this a reward? !

Well, his understanding was correct, Yao Guangmiao, who went out today without a backpack and purse, really meant that.

Rice: ...As expected of the president's cat, it's stinging when you strike, cough, claws out!Unexpectedly, after Ji Cistan, he would have a day to be rewarded by His Majesty. Thinking about it makes me a little excited~ Yuan Feibai who hugged Mao Xiaopang: Brother Da Mi, wake up, why are you so excited? It's so familiar, it's the same as the painting style of rewarding our chubby at the pet garden party back then, okay?

Stuffed stall owner Lao Zhou: ... I missed it, why didn't I notice it just now, the local tyrant cat released by someone's house is really uplifting, oh no, the point is, why did Pearl turn a corner and give it to someone else? Ahhh, could it be that he thought His Majesty was not flattering enough just now?

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When President Chi Xuchi came to pick up his cat home after get off work, in a certain alley behind the antique market and close to the night market, a unilateral beating caused by an attempted robbery was coming to an end.

The antique market is full of fish and dragons. The police station in charge of this area receives several calls to the police every day from victims who have been defrauded or stolen. The number of petty theft is the same as leeks in spring. Stubble, repeated prohibition.However, it is still rare to dare to commit murder and robbery in broad daylight, so as soon as the police call was received, two police cars rushed over.

When Captain Zhang, the uncle in charge of the police dispatch, arrived at the place, the egg hurts, ahem, a faint sense of absurdity arises spontaneously, one or two of them are all acquaintances.

The first thing Uncle Zhang noticed was Rice and Yuan Feibai, one dead house, one... Anyway, not far from the motherfucker, they were the targets of robbery in the last robbery, and Uncle Zhang was very impressed with them.Seeing the two of them again at the crime scene this time, Uncle Zhang was a little skeptical. Did these two guys click on the strange aura of "I am a weak chicken with no power to restrain a woman, come and grab me" ~ but The progress is rapid, Uncle Zhang expressed his satisfaction.The last time I saw the two of them, they were beaten so badly that their noses and faces were swollen, and they were almost unrecognizable by their ID cards. This time, they were able to beat the robbers unscathed and report the crime by themselves?

However, in this robbery incident, Uncle Zhang, who has rich experience in handling cases, also missed his eyes. He did not guess the beginning or the process correctly.

The protagonists of the incident, three gangsters who often sneak around in the antique market, and... Yao Guangmiao.

Well, the three little hooligans did set their sights on Yuan Feibai and Rice at the beginning, who made it easy for these two to strike at first glance.They didn't have the guts to rob, they were just going to follow them and look for the opportunity to steal their wallets and mobile phones.

Following along the way, they saw the scene where the local tyrant Bai Miao rewarded him with black pearls.

After Yuan Feibai and the others left, the three hooligans heard the stall owner, Lao Zhou, lamenting that the black pearls on the local tyrant’s white meow collar were big and round, and they were all real, and they were so valuable. The eyes of the three people burst out.

They dare not rob people, don't they dare to rob a cat? !

So, while Yuan Feibai and Damiren were in a hurry to go to the toilet, and Yao Guangmiao was still wandering around after being temporarily separated from them, the three gangsters took out snakeskin pockets and approached the cat with good intentions. Covering his head with a hood, after being dodged lightly by Yao Guangmiao, he chased and ran all the way to the back alley.

After Yuan Feibai and Da Mi came out of the toilet and heard some lively discussions, they hurried to the alley, and the battle was over.Uh, it should be said that there was only one-sided beating that continued, which is called violence and cruelty, and one of the gangsters couldn't stand it and called the police on his own initiative.

Yuan Feibai, who arrived with the rice while hugging the portable pet cage containing the cat Xiaopang, was also dumbfounded at the time. All along, he thought that his cat Xiaopang was tough enough to fight, but he didn't expect that one meow was as tall as one meow, As expected, human beings still know too little about the world of cats. These words are really good words and sincerely do not deceive me!

After being shocked, Uncle Zhang unceremoniously patted the heads of the three little bastards, "You have grown up, it's you three again, you are so young that you don't learn well, and now you even want to rob a cat!"

The whole body hurts, and the cat's paw scratched a big fork on the face. The little gangster who can directly expand the Spree anime character is about to cry, this is not a cat, it is simply possessed by a beast~ #

On the way home, Yao Guang Miao, who became famous in the antique market with her explosive force value, lay on her owner's lap, squinting her cat's eyes to enjoy the smooth service and the taste of chocolate melting in her mouth.

The driver Lao Tian, ​​who has experienced the bubbling sweet atmosphere of one person and one cat countless times in the car, once again mourned for those girls who firmly believe that the CEO likes to eat chocolate.

"Meow~"

Yao Guangmiao pushed today's spoils to her owner.

The white stone, which was originally ugly like a piece of fake jade, was packaged in a cheap packaging box as a gift from the stingy stall owner Lao Zhou, no matter how you look at it, the price has dropped.However, in Chi Xu's view, all the things His Majesty Yao Guang gave him were treasures, whether it was out of affection for his own cat or in a practical sense.

Picking up Yaoguang and kissing it, Chi Xu took out the white stone from the box.

"Your Majesty Yaoguang, this is..." Before Chi Xu finished his puzzled question, he was stunned for a moment, and said in a daze, "Pure and joyful, ethereal and worry-free, Your Majesty Yaoguang, I seem to have heard a Sanskrit chanting."

"Meow~"

Yao Guangmiao flicked her tail in satisfaction, thinking that this stone has a good eye~ "What is this?"

"Meow~"

"Stone Buddha relic...?"

There is a stone Buddha in the relic aura, and the Sanskrit singing that Chi Xu can hear comes from the stone Buddha.

Back in the old house, in the living room, Tang Bin, the head of the Tang family who came to visit today, got up to say goodbye to the old man.

Turning around and seeing Chi Xu, who was holding Bai Miao, come back, Tang Bin stepped forward to talk with him very kindly and concernedly.And when he wanted to raise his hand to pat Chi Xu on the shoulder with encouragement and admiration like an elder, the unremarkable white stone in Chi Xu's hand suddenly brightened for a moment, as if an invisible force pushed Tang Bin away. staggering.

This situation is obviously beyond everyone's expectations.

The wide-eyed old man Chi: ... definitely not dazzled, the stone in the grandson's hand is glowing, glowing!

Lying in the arms of her owner, Yao Guangmiao also expressed surprise: ... the relic, which is said to be invulnerable to all evil, has really strong defense power~