Majesty the Cat Daily

The price of being full of good things is that the young and middle-aged father-son trio like Bai Sanshu, Bai Bing, and Bai Chuan got up from the bed sweating in the middle of the night, jumped into the swimming pool and swam several times.A bad old man like Mr. Chi rushed to the yard to practice Tai Chi before dawn, as if he had been beaten with chicken blood...

In other words, Yao Guang and Chi Xu had a good night's sleep.

Yao Guang will be fine no matter what he eats, but Chi Xu was extinguished because of an accidental infection in the tomb when he was young, which caused his lungs and marrow to have an extremely cold and cold damage attribute.

However, the rest of the people were tossing and tossing. When they met in the morning, everyone looked very good.

Old Master Chi's changes were the most obvious. There seemed to be a few fewer wrinkles on his face, and age spots were no longer conspicuous.Cough, this probably has something to do with him being a fan of Master Qiao, and he firmly believes that the snake is a spiritual thing. After all, psychological hints have a very strong influence on himself.

After breakfast, what should everyone do? Those who go to work go to work, and those who practice Tai Chi continue to do Tai Chi.

Yao Guang took the initiative to follow President Chi to the company. Between continuing to have fun in the woods and getting a new tablet, His Majesty Mao decisively chose the latter.Lin Zi is there, and he can go there anytime, but his pocket money has been deducted into negative numbers after the last black screen on the tablet computer, which he cannot afford!

When he arrived at the company, under the attention of a large group of employees, the aura of mortal adoration on His Majesty Cat seemed to shine even brighter.

The person involved, Luo Jingjing, didn't come on vacation today, and the fire of gossip burned even more without any scruples.What's more, in the downstairs restaurant yesterday, many colleagues witnessed the scene where Luo Jingjing's friend dragged her and wanted to jump off the building together.

The reason was simply that Luo Jingjing apologized to her friend for accidentally breaking the bracelet she gave her.I don't even have the embarrassment to mention that the bracelet was smashed into scum by the cat's paw.After all, the bracelet was given to her by a friend who reluctantly parted with her. Luo Jingjing couldn't bring her friend to discuss what kind of amazing counterfeiting technology she had to use to achieve the effect of breaking in just one shot, just like movie props.

Originally, several male colleagues thought that Xiao Luo's friend was pretty, with a slightly haggard complexion, a thin person, and a bit of the classic beauty of weak Liu Fufeng, so they couldn't help but take a few more glances.Unexpectedly, the beautiful woman would suddenly turn into a frenzied and ferocious state. She was so strong that even two grown men couldn't restrain her. She almost scared everyone to pee. Friends, would kill her for a bracelet.

Then I heard my friend's nervous chanting, "How could the bracelet be broken? Impossible!"

"I've told you countless times that this bracelet is very important. You asked me for it on your own initiative. Why don't you take care of it when you get it..."

"In a few days, it will definitely come to haunt you, and I will be free. Why did the bracelet shatter!"

"Then what should I do? It won't let me go, well, you die with me!"

Such a self-talk with a lot of information, everyone covered their frightened hearts and tried to clear their minds, and the first reaction they got was-fucking, it’s evil~ The second reaction was shock!The bracelet hides a sinister and disgusting mechanism. Why is a young woman murdered by her best friend? !

The third reaction is that the cats are mighty!The amulet of His Majesty the Cat is so evil that it disappears without a trace!Starting tomorrow, be a cat owner...

All in all, in the minds of everyone who can't stop galloping, His Majesty the Cat is really noble, glamorous and mysterious!

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President Chi was busy with work, while Yao Guang was lying on the sofa and taking selfies with a brand new tablet.

After playing for a while, I found someone on the Internet teasing and summarizing the "idol dramas that played tricks in those years" that Ji Qi had filmed, so I raised my paw and poked it open.Due to the high loss rate of the tablet due to playing games, it is better for them to forget about each other for the time being.

Story Fragment [-]: At a campus welcome party, the heroine who looks like water noodles, ahem, and fresh is slipping and falling like a slow-motion replay. , affectionate style, it is the face of Ji Cistan...

Fragment [-]: In an abandoned factory, a small heroine with big eyes is tied to a chair and is crying stubbornly (?). Let her go, I'll pay back the debts her father owes!" The picture freezes, affectionate, and it's Ji Cun's face again...

His Majesty the Cat patted the sofa and rolled, then went to his snack cabinet to pick out shrimp crackers and onion rings, returned to the sofa to hold the snacks and continued to look down.

Fragment [-], it's the heroine who looks like clear noodles again, ahem, and fresh. This time she is a waitress girl, innocent and kind, who is lured and tricked by the pervert and the wolf uncle and dragged into a corner to do something wrong.It was too late, and then it was too late, someone rushed up and punched the uncle, unexpectedly, the uncle was still a ruthless character, and several thugs appeared out of nowhere as soon as he shouted... The dim lights in the back alley of the bar and the brutal scene Even the gang fights couldn't stop that affectionate face, the picture froze, and it was Ji Cistan again...

Fragment [-], the heroine is pushed into the water, and someone jumps after him with a plop. Even if there are crocodiles in the pond full of food behind him, even if they are drowned and choked on the water, it is still an affectionate face, and the picture freezes , it's Ji Cistan again...

Fragment [-], a truck whizzes by, someone pushes the heroine away, the picture freezes, the blood-stained face still affectionate, is still the season...

Fragment six,...

Fragment Seven,...

In the final scene, a certain heroine appeared in the cemetery, holding a bouquet of daisies, and slowly placed it in front of a tombstone. The photo on the tombstone still showed Ji Cistan's affectionate face... Make it, make it Ah Zuo, I finally killed myself.

"Meow~" His Majesty the cat rolled on the sofa like a convulsion.

The comments below are also varied. Some just read a joke with soy sauce, some pulled everyone to gossip and complain, and some directly attacked personally after reading a joke. Naturally, there will always be those who are not afraid of wind and rain ~ firmly support their idols .

Single Dog Doctor: Hahahahaha, it’s so sad to be in a relationship!You have to be handsome, you have to be rich, you have to be affectionate at critical moments, and most importantly, you have to have extraordinary life-saving skills, otherwise you will have to meet your relatives in the cemetery ~ single dogs see their eyes moist ~ Chong Baobao: No matter how you look at it, the male god is so affectionate, so perfect, so handsome ~ Niubi coaxes: Silly X, your mother told you to go back and wash your face!After acting for a few years, I still shoot these rubbish, bah male god, just a bumbling vase X&#＠%...

Baby Worm: Ox-nosed coaxes silly X!No matter how you look at it, the male god is so affectionate, so perfect, so handsome~ Chong Baobao: Ox-nosed coaxing silly X!No matter how you look at the male god, he is so affectionate, so perfect, so handsome~Guo Lu Mi Fan: Now these idol stars are young, handsome and good at singing and dancing, but they look more attractive than the other, but it is difficult to find a few clean and orderly ones in their private lives.Didn't this guy get caught drinking and fighting in a nightclub two days ago? I heard that the characters in the big production that was promoted before have been changed...

Baby Worm: Ox-nosed coaxes silly X!No matter how you look at it, the male god is so affectionate, so perfect, so handsome~ Baby Chong: Ox-nosed...

Ox-nosed coaxed: Fuck, where's the idiot, choking fights, right? Believe it or not, the uncle strangles you to death in minutes!

Guolu Mifen: Why are you arguing, can you gossip happily...

Putting down the tablet, His Majesty the Cat reluctantly observed a second of silence for Ji Cistan.He has been an unlucky guy since he was a child, good things don't happen to him, but bad things often happen to him.The same goes for filming when I grow up, but when I was young and ignorant, I was touted by the previous agent and fooled me to shoot some second- and third-rate idol dramas one after another. Passing by with the opportunity... how sad.

His majesty the cat made a deep face and scratched his chin. Should we eat pizza or crispy salted chicken for lunch today?Well, let's have pizza, he can ask for the biggest cheese chicken wrap pizza!

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After getting what he wanted, Yao Guang held the tablet computer and continued poking at Ji Yu's new romantic idol drama.Take a look at the exciting plots where you don’t care about logic and just make pink bubbles to kill you, or spray dog ​​blood all over the place to torture you to death, and then watch all kinds of praises and complaints in the comment area. Life is so interesting!

The only thing that dissatisfied His Majesty the cat was that this afternoon happened to happen, Bai Chuan was busy and couldn't stand at the door as a buffer, and the number of people who came to submit documents and report work for the president's signature was a little bit more.

Here comes the problem. President Chi doesn't mind his cat nestling on the sofa with his computer in his arms to watch dramas on the Internet. It doesn't mean that other people can bear it with his nerves like Bai Chuan.One person will be interrupted for a while, so how can you immerse yourself in the sea of ​​joy of chasing dramas?

Of course, our smart and knowledgeable Majesty the cat easily resolved the above troubles, and simply dragged the cushion to get under the president's desk. In this way, no one can see him except the owner, so what do you want to do.

However, do you think that you can watch dramas with peace of mind without being disturbed?How naive!

His majesty the cat looked tired and disliked, flattened his limbs and tail, lying on the soft cushion like a fur blanket, this is already the 18th time the owner No. harassed him, with his feet!

Yes, who would have thought that President Chi, who signed documents in an orderly manner and listened carefully to his subordinates' reports, would take off his shoes and tease the cat with his feet under his desk!Stepping on his tail, scratching his belly with his toes, intentionally turning over the mat to watch him fall and roll, and then raising his foot to step on the computer to block the video... It's so messy for His Majesty the Cat.

His Majesty the Cat expressed angrily that suddenly there was only an eight-year-old owner left, and he had the nerve to smile at him, he only saw the stubbornness and malice in it!

In the eyes of the subordinates, the president's inclusive and encouraging smile really makes people feel refreshed and refreshed.

The so-called anger starts from the heart, and evil grows from the guts. His Majesty the cat decisively raised his paw and poked the volume button of the tablet computer.

The sound of the pattering rain is intertwined with the tear-jerking music, and the female supporting role is shouting hoarsely, "Why why, why do you love her, what is so good about her, does she have me to love you, she hurts you like this for other men! Why is it She, why can't I! You look at me and tell me, why can't I!"

The male second's tone was melancholy and firm, "I'm sorry, I only love her. Listen carefully, in this life, I only love her, and I only love her as a woman!" That's right, this is Ji Cistan's affectionate style again. A handsome face, but no one else can see it at the moment.

The female supporting role cried hysterically, "I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen, how can you be so cruel, how can you treat me like this, you only love her, then what am I..."

In a serious and harmonious working atmosphere, the subordinates who were suddenly struck by lightning—bet with our jobs that the voice definitely came from the president, and there was only the president there!Fell, the voice is so high-pitched and the plot is so climax, I can't even pretend I didn't hear it.

The president accidentally exposed the heart of a girl who secretly loves to watch romantic idol dramas. We who have discovered this big secret, what expression should we use to face him?Urgent, wait online!

Male executives: After get off work, do you want to go home non-stop to find your wife\girlfriend\sister\daughter\the king next door?What about making up for homework, what are the common interests and hobbies with the president during leisure and entertainment, and I am a little excited when I think about it~ Female executives: I regret it!In the past, there were countless bloody romance idol dramas in front of us, but we didn't cherish them. Until now, when we thought of a topic to talk to the CEO, we were speechless and regretted...

President Chi: ...