Majesty the Cat Daily

His Majesty Cat’s new tablet was confiscated by the owner who was ruthless and unreasonable after only playing for one day~ I didn’t have to play today. I looked up at a 45-degree angle and felt the loneliness of the cat’s life. After eating the whole box of cheesecake, the cat His Majesty patted his paw and decided to take advantage of the good weather to go for a stroll outside to have fun.

"Meow~"

Going around the desk, His Majesty the Cat rubbed the owner's leg shyly and fawningly.

As for the rumors about 'the president likes to watch dog-blooded romance idol dramas' and 'the president turns out to be a genius' that spread out of control after a night, and the rumors of 'the president especially appreciates (?) The "big conjecture about the president's sexual orientation" was triggered by the "big conjecture about the president's sexual orientation" caused by Ji Yu\\'s female supporting role rookie Qiao Lan...'.His Majesty the cat can only express regret, condolences to the owner, human beings have too many brains, I can't stop them!

President Chi, who had been mistreated by his own cat, continued to process the documents, apparently ignoring him.

"Meow!"

His Majesty the Cat, who never knew what it was to be out of favor, simply jumped onto the desk, and under President Chi's cold expression, he sat down on his documents, angrily brushing his presence.The sharp claws popped out, and the golden-green cat's eyes froze, and the owner would turn a blind eye to him and tear up these documents mercilessly under his claws.

Seeing that His Majesty the cat was going to get mad, Chi Xu stopped deliberately teasing him, raised his hand to scratch the cat's chin, then lowered his head and kissed the fierce cat's face, and said understandingly: "Hey, if you want to play, go and play. Wait." After finishing these documents, I will take His Majesty home."

"Meow~" His Majesty the cat, who was immediately shunned, narrowed his eyes and purred a few times, his voice was embarrassingly soft.

The security guards all got instructions from their superiors, and when the white cat of the president's house swaggered out for a walk, they only reported to their superiors and did not stop them.

All the way to the antique market went smoothly. Since he was slapped in the face a few days ago, His Majesty the Cat stepped on the wall and eaves and wandered around. He didn't find any interesting "hunting" targets for the time being, so he shifted his position.

There is a night market street behind the antique market, walk along the snack stalls to the end, and there is also an urban village waiting to be planned.Urban residents feel that it is dirty and messy, which affects the appearance of the city, and low-income people who live and rent in it also complain, but for many stray or wild animals, it is still very valuable.

Crying, laughing, and noisy, in this urban village, no matter day or night, it seems to be noisy and lively.

"Mu Xingwang, did you hear me? I told you to go to school and call Xiaoxue back! Go now! You know how to procrastinate. Is it useful to procrastinate like this? You are almost dead!"

In the illegally built dwelling, a woman with disheveled hair and whose face cannot be seen clearly squatted in the patio, pulled a water pipe to hastily cleaned the ingredients for the evening stall, yelled tiredly and irritablely, and sat on the bedside staring at the old TV in a daze own man.

The skinny man hurriedly put on his slippers and got out of bed. Looking at his wife's figure, his lips squirmed several times before he said hoarsely: "Our daughter's grades are very good. She is in the best No. [-] Middle School. She will soon have I'm going to be admitted to a good university..."

'Kangdang~'

The woman threw down the bucket, tied up her hair with a rubber band, and yelled louder with red eyes, "Then what can we do? What can we do! Her brother hit someone with a car, and he will go to jail if he can't pay the compensation." Yes! I can’t bear my daughter, are we just going to watch our son go to jail? Do you want your son to pass on the family line and give you a pension? Besides, we don’t let Xiaoxue suffer. Li’s family opened such a big seafood restaurant in the vegetable market. shop, the couple really like Xiaoxue, and go to be their daughter-in-law, and Xiaoxue is going to be a young mistress to enjoy the blessing."

How could a woman not love her own daughter.However, in her opinion, compared with her son, her daughter is destined to be sacrificed.This is the life of a woman.Just like when the family traded her 15-year-old to the Mu family for her brother's marriage, didn't she endure it without complaint?

The man scratched his hair in pain, "The last time I went to Xiaoxue, she knelt down and begged me, I..."

"Then think about your son who is waiting for us to collect money to save his life!" The woman wiped her tears, but said firmly: "Mu Xingwang, I must bring Xiaoxue back today, and send her to Boss Li's house tomorrow. She, she is so Smart and beautiful, she won't suffer when she comes to the Li family. If you want to blame her, blame her for not being reincarnated. She is obviously a good-looking young lady, but she was born to suffer in our house..."

His Majesty Cat, who was passing by on the roof, paused, then jumped into the yard.

When the male owner of this family walked out of the house with a slight stoop and rode on the electric tricycle, Yao Guang also jumped into the car lightly and quickly.Depressed and distracted, Mu Xingwang never noticed that there was an extra passenger in the back of the car.

During the dispute between the couple, they mentioned that they were going to the No. [-] Middle School in the city, and Yao Guang took the opportunity to hitch a ride.

As for why they chose to go far away instead of the fifth middle school and Yingda University, which are closer, but chose the city's seventeenth middle school. Cough, this has to be traced back to the dog release incident a long, long time ago.

That's right, the reason why I went to the city's No. 100 Middle School was because His Majesty the Cat had focused on having fun for [-] years—Chi Ming was there.

When Chi Ming was still a brat, he tried to have Yao Guang killed by his hunting dog. Although the plan failed, the relationship between them was completely settled.Afterwards, Chi Ming, who received a profound lesson, did not dare to say it out loud, but there are still many tricks in the dark.

For example, when passing by Yaoguang, they deliberately pretended to fall, and then greeted Yaoguang with boiling water, heavy books and other items in their hands, or threw themselves on Yaoguang in an attempt to crush Yaoguang to death with his weight.For another example, throwing some poisoned mice and sparrows into the forest where Yaoguang often moves, secretly releasing animal traps as traps, and so on.

Although he didn't succeed once, he lost [-] of his own money.But on the other hand, if Yao Guang was really an ordinary cat, he would have died countless times.

A few years ago, there was a gang that hunted cats and dogs for secret meat processing all the year round, and came out to jump around. Cat traps, bait, lasso, and electric batons were all available, and they insisted on catching white cats for skinning. Ming can't get rid of the relationship.But it was his luck that time, the black-hearted businessman headed by the cats and dogs was terrified to death before he could resist a round of fierce counterattacks.The matter was a big mess, but the clues were broken...

Of course, Yao Guang also cleaned up Chi Ming.

Once upon a time, even if Chi Ming didn't often appear in the old house, once His Majesty the Cat felt bored and his paws were itchy... It was a kind of thing that you would have to take a freight train from Lengquangou to the city, find him against all odds, and then break up. Minutes taught him that life is unsatisfactory nine out of ten, the persistent spirit of life perception.

Seventeen Middle School is one of the best middle schools in X province, divided into junior high school and high school.Yao Guang used to go to junior high school, but Chi Mingnian was in junior high school at that time.Now that Chi Ming is in his third year of high school, and he hasn't refreshed his black history for several years, His Majesty Mao is still a little excited when he thinks about it.It happened to be on the same road as the hitchhiker owner Mu Xingwang, so he didn't have to struggle to find the way.

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It took nearly an hour for the electric tricycle to reach the east gate of the school.

There is still more than half of the class time before school ends at noon, and parents are not allowed to enter without special circumstances.Mu Xingwang parked his tricycle by the wall and squatted outside the gatehouse to smoke.He didn't want to appear like this in front of his daughter and her classmates, so he could only wait, wait for her to finish school, and wait for her to come out by herself.

As a non-human being, Yao Guang obviously doesn't need to abide by the school rules, so he easily jumps up the wall and walks around as he likes.On the way, I also photographed a fat cat squatting on the walled one-way street to sleep and caused traffic jams, scaring away some sparrows.

The east door chosen by Mu Xingwang is very close to the Hangong Zhegui Building where the third year of senior high school is located, and it is not far from the college entrance examination. There are slogans and banners posted everywhere with countdown signs. It is difficult for Yaoguang to turn a blind eye to the overwhelming posture. .

As for which class Chi Ming is in, Yao Guang raised his head and thought about it, and it seems that someone mentioned it in his leftover memory. It seems to be a key class, class one, class two, or class three and class four... what?But it doesn't matter, as long as Yao Guang remembers the breath, even if it is mixed with garlic, onion, salted fish, and stinky tofu, he can quickly distinguish it.

Searching floor by floor, without too much delay, Yao Guang accurately locked Chi Ming's position in the seventh shift on the second floor along the balcony where the sundries were placed.There is not a single classmate in the classroom, it is too convenient to commit crimes, ahem, it is too convenient to go in and be a guest.

Yao Guang entered the classroom through the balcony window, and studied the schedule. Chi Ming and the others should have gone to physical education class, and the golden-green cat's eyes began to roll around.

Chi Ming was doted on by Chi Shuocheng and Lin Meizhen and grew up. The combination of the young master's faults, big and small, outlived him.For example, school uniforms look the same as everyone else's, but they are actually hand-made with samples and reselected materials.Going to and from school every day, whenever you go out, you must have a special car to pick you up.I don't use the water dispenser in the class, and I don't eat in the cafeteria at noon. The designated brand of mineral water and meals are delivered by the servant every day.After physical education class, experimental class and other courses that are easy to be stained with sweat and odor, even if you can't take a shower immediately, you must change your clothes...

The so-called knowing yourself and the enemy is the only way to commit crimes in a variety of ways. Yao Guang still has a good understanding of Master Chi Ming.

So, the current situation is that there are still about ten minutes to the end of the physical education class, and when the students in Class [-] return to the classroom, Chi Ming must take clothes to change.

Jumping onto Chi Ming's desk, Yao Guang found a bag of clean clothes in his backpack.In order to highlight the young master's obsession with cleanliness and style, he would not put his clothes in the sweat-smelling public locker room of the stadium.

Focusing on the proposition of changing clothes, Your Majesty the Cat has planned one, two, three for Chi Ming's upcoming new black history.

Which one should I choose?

"Mi~woo~"

A fat cat's face outside the window was stuck to the glass, and after spotting Yao Guang, he timidly let out a flattering cry.

Yao Guang turned his head and looked over. The ginger-yellow hairball looked like the fat cat that was shot flying by him while squatting on the wall and blocking the traffic?

When he saw that it hastily picked up a pair of things for him, His Majesty the cat, who was well-informed, was shocked immediately, his mind was wide open, and the galloping horses couldn't stop at all...

As the saying goes, Taoism comes from the heart, and I don’t know if this cat needs to play with mosaic things too much. No matter how you look at the sincere fat cat’s face, there is a wretched atmosphere.With the power of a cat, the integrity of the whole cat is flying down three thousand feet. It is really wretched to use a rope~ His master has not killed it until now, and he has been nourished by good food and drink So mellow, absolutely true love!

Yao Guang paused for three seconds, then motioned for Fat Cat to come in through the window.

No matter black meow, white meow, wretched meow, what works is good meow~ good, good, don't worry that Chi Ming's black history is not black enough...