King of 25 Cubs

"Ah! This group of people is too much, don't you know that staying up late is the natural enemy of hair?!"

I patted the quilt irritably, and with a lot of anger to get up, I said angrily:

"Extraordinary power - "Go back to the past and kill them!""

System: [Hey, isn't it "jumping repeatedly on the verge of suicide"? 】

"That's not the point!"

Give myself a shot, turn back time, and I'm back an hour ago.

After hastily changing her face and carrying her equipment, Matilda, the future richest man in Yokohama, appears again!

I, Matilda, will represent the moon today, and let this group of bald men who disturb their dreams know how scary it is to wake up!

When I returned home after a long absence, I just picked up a pan that was in hand.

Glancing at the watch, there are still 10 minutes until the first "guest" visits.

I quietly squatted behind the bedroom door, waiting for someone to come in.

Two minutes later, the mechanism in the bedroom was easily dispelled, and the door opened with a "click".

I lift the pan.

"Boom!!!"

The back of the head was slapped, and a confident smile froze on Bourbon's face, and he fell down softly.

Fearing that Bourbon would wake up early, I sprayed some hypnotic gas in front of his nose, tied his wrists with a rope, and stuffed him under the bed.When he was stuffing, he suddenly remembered something, reached into his pocket, and took out his mobile phone.

Then, seeing the email, I hammered the floor angrily.

【I'm here (address attached), come here at zero o'clock—by Takaho Yuka】

It was definitely sent by the old Fei next door, and the address is still my house, no wonder this group of people came here by coincidence.

Stupid, it has become a nesting doll in other people's hands!

The system leisurely told a cold joke: [Could this be the real Russian matryoshka in the legend? 】

"Not funny!"

I said angrily.

When the second "guest" came to visit, I did the same thing and knocked on Mr. Ango's pan, and stuffed it in the closet.

Of course, I didn't forget to check the email he received. The time was slightly different from Bourbon's, it was [-]:[-].

The third person is Junior Kunikida.After all, it is the same teacher, so I was very gentle to him, and the pan was knocked a little softer.

He came exactly 10 minutes later than Mr. Ango, at [-]:[-].

Damn old Fei next door, it's like queuing up, you arranged it on purpose, right?

The fourth person is Fei Jia's little white licking dog.

After I knocked him out, I shoved him into the bathroom and thought about how to deal with this person.

"Anyway, he can escape from prison by throwing it at the police station, so let's chop it up and feed it to Deng Tuzi... Forget it, Deng Tuzi doesn't like to eat this stuff, so what if I get stomach upset after eating it."

I thought about it: "Let's talk about it later, maybe we can torture the information."

The fifth person, Osamu Dazai.

I broke the door lock, the flour basin overturned by the door remained unchanged, and the water basin on the second floor that was overturned by Kunikida also remained the same.

You are a mature Dazai, and you will not be easily caught by nesting dolls. If you see this, you should leave quickly. You are not welcome in my family.

As for that rotten egg...

"It should be yours, it's still yours, and no one can take away what belongs to you."

I whispered.

Sixth, Tiaoye picks chrysanthemums.

The most prestigious appearance, of course, must be matched with the most prestigious exit.

[This is a missile, the host, you can't hack the missile with your bare hands, can you? 】

"Of course, unless you give me Lake Toya and a silver mulberry. But it's not impossible."

At this time, my versatility came into play. I directly hacked into the weapon system of the Ministry of Defense, and gave the launch command at the moment a "shooting star" appeared in the sky.

The air defense positioning is activated instantly, the target is locked, and a surface-to-air intercept missile is launched.

"boom!!!"

Half of the sky was illuminated, like fireworks at a summer festival.

Hidden under the darkness of night, a figure belching black smoke fell into Tokyo Bay.

"It's a crime, it's a crime, how can you bully the disabled."

I murmured without sincerity.

[Ding dong~split index +999999999]

The system is more excited than me when it sees this split value:

[Wow, this is the first time Xiaoqi has seen such a high value!Tiao Ye Caiju's hair must have been burned. 】

Split index = baldness index × number of organizations, baldness index = the index of my behavior causing the other party's hair loss

Therefore, Tiao Ye's burned hair must also be counted in the baldness index.

"Is that all right?"

Then can I cheat, such as secretly cutting someone bald...

[This is not possible! 】

But it doesn't matter, people have [-] hairs, and the split value given by Tiaoye Caiju allowed me to save all the hairs at once.

【Host, actually...】

"Ok?"

[No, nothing. 】

I:"???"

In short, I solved the nesting doll incident so simply and rudely.

After a while, I suddenly realized that something was wrong - I wanted these organizations to deal with Fei Jia, why did I end up dealing with these organizations?

Isn't this bashing my teammates and protecting my enemies?

But if I don't beat my teammates hard, it seems that there is no other way.

Damn, this insidious bastard must have done it on purpose!

I'm so pissed off wow wow! ! !

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Looking at the "guests" I hid in the house, one, two, three, four, my head hurts.

[Let's solve them one by one. 】

"Well, it's not handled well this time, and they will come again next time."

I splashed a glass of water on Mr. Ango's face.

He frowned, woke up slowly, and opened his eyes.

In order to make myself more like a villain, I grabbed Mr. Ango's hair and pointed the gun at his forehead threateningly: "Tell me, where is Takaho Yuka?"

"You sent that email?" Sakaguchi Ango frowned, and said in a deep voice, "Who are you? What do you want her for?"

"I have a personal grievance with Takaho Yuka." I raised my eyebrows: "Who are you?"

Mr. An Wu pursed his lips, "I am her...boss."

I raised my eyebrows: "Are you also from the Supernatural Secret Service?"

As soon as the words fell, Mr. Ango's pupils suddenly constricted.

"I can not understand what you say."

"Don't understand? Then I'll say it again." I took the time to say: "I, I want to settle some personal grievances with Takaho Yuka from your Secret Service. I don't care at all about who you are and what you plan to do." , I just want to find Takaho Yuka. You tell me where she is, and I will let you go now."

Mr. Ango is worthy of being the ultimate social animal who was promoted to the second-in-command assistant in his 20s, and he quickly regained his composure: "Do you know that Gao Sui is from the Supernatural Secret Service?"

"Now I'm the one asking the question." I tapped Mr. Ango's forehead with the muzzle of the gun.

Mr. Ango pondered for a moment, and said, "Gaosui is not in the country, I sent her to Russia on a business trip."

Mr. Anwu, you...you open your mouth to talk nonsense.

I narrowed my eyes slightly, and said suspiciously: "You really didn't lie to me? If I find out that she's not in Russia, wait until I come back to settle the score with you!"

As I said before, I retracted the gun and untied Ango-san.

Regarding my "clear grievances and grievances" and "easy to talk", Mr. Ango seemed very puzzled: "May I ask, what grievances and grievances do you have with Takaho?"

I said without changing my face: "She lied to my feelings."

[Ding dong~split index +100]

Ango Sakaguchi choked: "Cough cough cough...who???"

My eyes darkened, and I said sadly: "Takaho Yuka is a scum girl! If you see one and love the other, if you have enough fun, dump it!"

[Ding dong~split index +200]

【Crack! 】

The system applauded in my head:

[Host, you are the most flexible person I have ever seen. Not only do you attack yourself, you also insult yourself and call yourself a scumbag. 】

Ango Sakaguchi adjusted his glasses, and said hesitantly: "Is there some misunderstanding here? Although Gao Sui is not very sharp, heartless, lazy and greedy, and can't read air, his conduct is not bad, he should Not the kind to play with emotions."

Immediately I was not happy.

"What are you talking about, You Guoguo is lively, lovely, enthusiastic, generous, good-looking and good-looking... 1 adjectives are omitted below. If it's not too scumbag, I am willing to love her for 1000 years... No, 1 years!"

[Ding dong~split index +200]

The system began to read the doggerel again:

[Yuguo's legs are not legs, the spring water on the banks of the Seine; Yuguo's back is not the back, the Bulgarian rose——]

Me: "...shut up."

Where did you learn all this nonsense? !

And Mr. Anwu in front of me looked even more complicated, he pushed his glasses: "There is one last question, what is your name, can I tell you?"

"If you don't change your name or surname, I will be the richest man in Yokohama in the future, Matilda."

Ango Sakaguchi nodded slightly, his glasses reflecting the cold moonlight outside the window.

"By the way, I will send you a piece of information for free. The person Takaho likes now is called Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoyevsky, but he seems to be a scumbag."

"..." My tone was resentful: "Yes, is it?! How dare you scum my goddess, I will kill him, and give him his ashes!"

[Tsk tsk, insidious glasses guy. 】

The summary of the system is very quintessential: [As expected of your boss, as worthy of your secret service department, up and down are the same way of pulling people into the water and using their strength to fight, insidious, too insidious. 】

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The second person I woke up was Kunikida.

I used the same rhetoric as just now, and fooled the little junior brother away with a confused face.

[Host, you really don't care about your own reputation. 】

The system said with emotion.

"What is wind review, can it be eaten?"

Since leaving the identity of "Takaho Yuka", I feel that I am more open-minded.

I think this must be the feeling of freedom!

Third, it's Bourbon's turn.

I went to the bed and lifted the sheet... Huh, no one? !

Suddenly feeling the weak airflow behind me, I squinted my eyes, picked up the golf club standing next to the table, turned around quickly, kicked off the attacker's pistol, and at the same time smashed the golf club hard behind me.

The other party picked up the glass vase on the table, and with a "click", it was smashed by me with a stick.

The strong wind blew away the clouds, passed through the hall again, and the moonlight fell again. I could clearly see the appearance of the attacker—blond hair and black skin, Bourbon who disappeared under the bed.

"You actually woke up by yourself, it's amazing."

I nodded my chin at him: "When did you wake up?"

"When you told that blond man that you were Gao Sui's admirer."

Bourbon hooked the corners of his lips, and crossed his arms in front of him. After a muffled sound, he staggered back a few steps, and I pulled out the dagger tied to his leg.

[The host host is the M9 Tiger Tooth Army|Stab, this knife is not easy to buy now. 】

"Well, I feel that the weight is quite convenient, so I won't return it to him."

I dropped the bat and chased after him, Huya swung out one after another.

Toru Amuro pulled the tablecloth on the table casually, and the edge was wrapped around his hands. While dodging the attack, he twisted his hands, trapping my wrists. As soon as I let go, the tiger teeth fell from the right hand into the left hand. the tablecloth in his hand.

Alas, I quite like this tablecloth.

In just a few minutes, we fought several times, smashing the lamp, smashing the table, kicking down the coffee table, scratching the bedside table, overturning the coat rack... After I had an accurate assessment of Amuro's strength, I pushed him step by step. to the balcony.

I threw the tiger tooth, and he dodged it shortly, and the blade was directly inserted into the fence of the balcony of the neighbor's house, and the exposed handle of the knife trembled slightly.

I aimed for the right moment and kicked it out.

Reluctantly, Toru Amuro stretched out his hand to hold him back, but he failed, and flew backwards, and finally hit the balcony railing heavily.

But he has excellent balance ability. When he was in the air, he bowed and squatted down in time to avoid falling backwards.

In fact, the height of the second floor is not enough to kill anyone, and I am so close to my neighbor...Huh?

Ori, Mr. Odasaku? ! !

The balcony door next door was suddenly pushed open, and seeing Toru Amuro and I confronting each other, Odasaku didn't show much surprise.

His eyes were calm and unwavering, his tone was serious with a little gentleness, and his expression was slightly disapproving, like an ordinary neighbor who was disturbed by the noise from his neighbor.

Then speak slowly:

"My child is sleeping and was almost woken up just now, can you please keep your voice down?"

I bowed in shame: "Yes, I'm sorry."

Toru Amuro seemed to express his feelings, and his tone was filled with admiration: "As expected of Yokohama, the folk customs are simple and full of humanistic care."

"Pfft...cough cough cough!"

I choked on my own saliva.

I suddenly felt that Bourbon is also very talented in cross talk!

"Goodbye, the future Miss Richest Man in Yokohama."

While I was coughing, Toru Amuro jumped off the balcony and ran away.

To be honest, I was relieved that he ran away.

The question is, when you run back and forth, why do you still remember to move the knife when you jump off the balcony?

Although Huya is a bit more expensive and difficult to buy, but you can remember your knife when you run around. Is this behavior stingy or stingy or stingy?

"Ah, he ran away." Oda Saku watched Amuro Toru jumping to the balcony, and reacted a little slower: "Are you going to chase him?"

I sighed: "Forget it."

Odasaku nodded, and what he said was very ordinary, so ordinary that it was a bit weird: "It's not polite to wake up other neighbors... Oh, there is one more thing."

His eyes fell on the succulent flower pot that Amuro and I smashed: "These are my neighbor's flowers."

I know it's my flower, so what?

"My neighbor entrusted these flowers to me before he left, and now they are broken, so I can't explain to her." Odasaku looked at me very honestly: "Losing money."

I'm good."

I forgot to bring my wallet when I went out this time, so I rummaged through all my pockets, only to find a steel coin.

Maybe because I really don't have any money, Odasaku thought about it and said, "Then give me that coin."

After accepting the coins, Odasaku returned to the house.

I also reclosed my balcony door and drew the curtains.

Now it's the big game.

I went into the bathroom, where I hid Fei Jia's little follower.

Turning on the light, I turned him over and felt that the weight was not right. After a closer look, I realized that this is not a human being at all.

"Stone puppet?"

By the way, this guy's ability is to manipulate stones.

Tsk, I didn't notice when he ran away.

[The host can go back to sleep, are you happy? 】

I pondered for a moment, then shook my head: "No, I won't go back yet."

In order to prevent anyone from turning back again, and to enrich the character design of "Takaho Yuka Admirer", I decided to stay here tonight.

The bedroom of my favorite goddess is messed up. As an admirer, of course I have to tidy it up again.

I cleaned up the house, wrapped the broken vase in newspaper and threw it into the trash can, and put the furniture back in place.

As for the stone puppet, let's throw it in the cabinet first.

"Huh, it's so hot."

I pulled the collar to fan the wind, and decided to find a few changes of clothes and take a comfortable hot bath.

Alas, nowhere is better than at home.

When I picked up a small underwear, the balcony door was suddenly pushed open.

Turning around suddenly, I saw Odasaku and Dazai Osamu standing in front of the door, staring at me in a daze... the triangle cloth in my hand.

On Dazai's hairy head, there was still egg wash that hadn't been wiped clean.

I:"……"

Why would you be the one to kill the carbine, Mr. Neighbor!

"Odasaku Odasaku~ What did I just say?!" Dazai Osamu excitedly tugged on the neighbor's sleeve: "I said that breaking in will definitely make a big discovery!"

I quickly stuffed the triangle under a pile of clothes: "That...actually..."

"Dazai told me just now that you haven't left the house." Odasaku's eyes fell on me with a very upright expression: "What exactly do you want to do when you stay at my neighbor's house?"

"I--"

"Haven't you noticed Odasaku?"

Osamu Dazai interrupted me, drawing out his voice vividly: "She is a pervert, she wants to steal Wuguajiang's underwear!"

All my unspoken words were stuck in my throat.

Well, there's no need to explain, it's okay to be misunderstood as an insider thief, it's better than losing the horse directly.

But I still want to save myself.

"Actually, I admire the owner of this house..." I said embarrassingly.

Hey wait, does that sound more like a pervert?

"Hey, it's too much!" Dazai added in his sticky voice, "This kind of loser who only secretly pokes and does bad things will never win people's hearts."

"Shut up, bandage freak, I'm not a loser!" I clenched my fists and shouted loudly: "I will definitely become the richest man in Yokohama!"

[Is this the point? 】

The system complained feebly.

Odasaku thought for a while, and said to me as if to comfort me: "If you like someone, it's best to pursue them in a positive way. Rush to the other person's house, and take away their clothes without consulting others, so..."

Oda Saku thought about his words, frowned and said, "This way is wrong... No, it should be called a crime."

It's a bit subtle to hear such words from a mafia who is fighting and killing.

I lowered my head and said, "Yes, I was wrong, and I will never do this again."

"Since you like him, you should tidy up the house." Oda Saku glanced at my bedroom and said, "It's best to pay for the damaged furniture."

I put a blank face and spread my hands: "I don't have any money."

"If you don't have any money, then there's nothing you can do." After Oda Saku thought for a while, he tapped his palm: "Leave an apology note."

I lost my temper: "...All right."

I changed my handwriting, left myself a sincere apology note, and signed "Matilda" at the end.

After receiving some moral education from the old father next door, I left my home very tired under the watchful eyes of him and Osamu Dazai.

Forget it, whatever you like, I don't care who kills the carbine!

I want to sleep, and the Heavenly King and I are not allowed to wake me up!

Wait, that's what I thought I said before going to bed last night?

·

The next day.

I caught up on a full day's sleep in my new home and slept straight until dinnertime.

Finally, the one who woke up from hunger, listened to the gurgling sound of his stomach, but lay lazily on the bed, without moving for a long time.

"There is no more food, and I have to change my face when I go out to buy it... It's so troublesome, I don't want to get up." I rolled on the bed with the quilt in my arms, and said, "Xiao Qi, it would be great if you were a conch girl~"

In this way, every day someone cooks for me, makes my bed, and does housework for me... Then I can be a real salted fish.

[Host, continue to sleep, there is everything in the dream. 】

Finally, I was so hungry that I got up, put Matilda's face on myself, and went to the nearby Lawson convenience store to buy something to eat.

When I was walking home with rice balls and oden, I saw a familiar figure on the road.

The lights flickered in the distance, and the man's face was almost hidden in the night with the light behind him, allowing me to recognize his identity in an instant.

It's not bourbon.

His scope of activities has always been Tokyo. What is he doing in Yokohama this time? Has the boss given him a new mission?

And the bulging plastic bag he was carrying, what was in it?

Unassembled sniper?Some kind of new weapon?Or... drugs?

I thought a lot about it.

Speaking of which, I know that Bourbon is a mixed race, but I never knew which country he was.

Judging by the color of his hair and skin, could it be Oufei?

I don't know how his luck will be when playing the card game, and which race's bonus he has.

I secretly slandered and followed behind him secretly.

Followed and followed, I found something was wrong.

Isn't this the neighborhood where my new home is located?

Take a closer look at the plastic bag in Bourbon's hand... it seems that there is a green onion in it?

No way, Bourbon and I have become neighbors?

I didn't believe in this evil, so I continued to follow.

Watch him pass through the gate of the community, watch him cross the lawn stone path, watch him slowly walk up the stairs, watch him stop downstairs in my house, and finally watch him take out the house key.

I covered my forehead and let out a silent scream.

my head hurts...

"I've been following you for so long, do you want to come in as a guest?"

Toru Amuro opened the door, turned around to face me, raised his eyebrows, and said with a half-smile.

I think I know what to do next—

That is moving, the sooner the better!

The author has something to say:

Tuo is very good at setting up tricks to let his enemies beat him, such as the double bite of the president and the leader of Mori, such as the fight between the military police and the detective agency...

The Ability Secret Service Division is also very good at using their strengths, such as letting the port Mafia deal with mimics...

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感谢在2020-01-1113:53:22~2020-01-1201:19:52期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: Yanxi has passed! 27 bottles; plum wine r, want to be lucky ex5 bottles; Lianqi 2 bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!