King of 25 Cubs

There was a slightly playful and provocative smile on the corner of Bourbon's lips, and he stretched out his hand and made a gesture of "please come in".

This is not "please come in", this is clearly "please enter the urn"!

I frowned, and asked with some resistance: "Why do you live here?"

"I used to live here."

Bourbon raised his eyebrows slightly, his face looked so innocent and innocent: "Ah, I see, do you also live in this community? Let me guess, is it upstairs or downstairs?"

He squeezed his chin with one hand and nodded seriously: "Well, I guess it's upstairs."

I said coldly: "If you lived here before, how could I not have seen you?!"

"I went out early, and you came back late." Bourbon frowned and said with a smile: "We are neighbors who should not worship."

"...Your cross talk is pretty good."

"Thank you." Bourbon tilted his head and looked at me: "Are you really not coming in as a guest?"

After thinking about it for three seconds, I made up my mind and nodded slightly: "Then stop bothering me."

It's okay, I'm not lying at all, anyway, he can't beat me.

Bourbon came in first and brought me a pair of slippers, "Sorry, there are no women's slippers at home."

"It's okay." I took a fixed look at the slippers, and was a little worried: "May I ask, you don't have athlete's foot, do you?"

[Ding dong~split index +50]

Bourbon's smile froze for a moment, and then became brighter: "No."

"That's good."

I breathed a sigh of relief.

While I was changing my shoes, he stood at the entrance and took the shopping bag in my hand, and glanced casually: "Onigiri and Oden? Do you have this for dinner?"

"I'm too lazy to cook." I replied vaguely, squinting at him: "Do you look down on rice balls and oden in the supermarket? Do you know how hard they work to fill the stomachs of human beings?"

Bourbon chuckled like a big boss, raised his chin slightly, and replied noblely and coldly: "I have something to say, I really look down on it."

When he said that, I was a little interested.

This is how good at cooking can be so confident?

My cooking skills are also very good, after all, I have taken care of myself since I was a child.

Maybe try it out?

"I just didn't have dinner, shall we? Let me see—"

He walked quickly to the refrigerator, opened the door, and said thoughtfully, "I just bought shiitake mushrooms and cabbage, and there are great wagyu beef in the refrigerator...Can I make sukiyaki?"

"Okay, I'm not picky eaters."

I glanced at Toru Amuro's apartment. The square semi-open layout is a very standard single apartment. The decoration and furnishings can be said to be clear at a glance. The bedroom door is also open. I also saw a guitar standing beside the bed. .

"You can play the guitar?"

I asked with interest.

Speaking of which, Scotland can also play the guitar.

"Well, send me a little lesson, I can play it for you if I have time someday."

He paused slightly when he mentioned the word "faxiao". For some reason, I felt a little proud and showing off in his tone.

Isn't it just a child, there is something to show off, hum.

Damn, I really want to have a baby!

[To some extent, Osamu Dazai can be regarded as your host, right? 】

"That doesn't count. I want Fa Xiao who can teach me how to play the piano, guitar, piano, violin, etc."

【...Host, forget about the cello. 】

"Why forget the cello? I like the cello best."

While chatting with the system, I secretly observed the surrounding environment. I can see that Bourbon is very clean, maybe he is also good at housework, and the house is cleaner than my house.

"Can I use your bathroom?" I asked.

"Yes, you can use it as you like, just treat this place as your own home."

Bourbon's voice came from the kitchen.

I entered the bathroom with the intention of grabbing the opponent's tail, closed the door behind my back, turned on the faucet to cover my movements with the sound of running water, and inspected it first.

No pinhole|camera, no wiretapping devices... Also, who would put these things in the toilet in a normal family, it would be a problem if they really put them.

I approached the pool and observed the drain, but unfortunately the owner cleaned it up very cleanly without leaving any traces.

My eyes moved to the toilet seat again...huh?

There's a long, thin... blond hair in between? !

Whoa!

I seemed to have discovered some big secret, and excitedly walked to the washing machine, and when I opened the lid, I saw a red lady's dress stuffed inside.

Whoa whoa!

I opened the bath bag again and found that it was full of women's cosmetics.

Whoa whoa whoa!

When leaving the bathroom, Bourbon just brought the pot and ingredients into the dining room.

"In addition to the sukiyaki as the main dish, there is also a dessert I made before, which is strawberry pudding."

Whoa whoa whoa whoa!

I took a mouthful of pudding with tears in my eyes.

This is too delicious!Smooth and delicate, it melts in the mouth, no wonder he looks down on the onigiri and oden in the supermarket!

Although I am good at cooking, my most difficult dish is dessert.

I swallowed the pudding with emotion, and asked Bourbon solemnly, "Are you a lady dresser?"

[Ding dong~split index +100]

He stopped drinking water and almost choked: "Why do you ask this?!!"

With an expression on my face that I found his little secret, I lowered my voice and said, "I found long hair, a dress and makeup in the bathroom."

Bourbon's smile faded instantly, and his tone was a little cold: "I said, it's not polite to go through other people's things when you are a guest at someone's house."

I blinked my eyes: "You said it, let me treat this place as my own home."

Bourbon: "..."

I stared at him with burning eyes: "You haven't answered my question yet, are you a big boss in women's clothing?"

"Can't I have a girlfriend?"

Bourbon was silent for a moment, shrugged pretending to be relaxed, and said as if explaining.

"Impossible, you look like a single dog... Cough, just kidding, what is your expression?"

I shrugged: "You don't even have women's slippers at home, and you don't see extra towels, toothbrushes, and mouthwash cups in the bathroom. A man with a girlfriend doesn't know how to prepare these things at home."

"so--"

I spread my hands together and concluded, "You're a master of women's clothing, aren't you?"

[Ding dong~split index +300]

Bourbon was silent for a long time this time.

He didn't know what to think of, finally he gritted his teeth and nodded: "Yes."

"Then do you have any small skirts you have treasured? Ah, no, you should wear big skirts for your body shape, so do you have any big skirts that you treasure, let me admire them?"

I rested my chin on my hand and looked at him expectantly and curiously.

[Ding dong~split index +100]

"No."

Bob said bluntly.

I opened my eyes wide, not daring to believe it: "As a women's clothing boss, you only have one skirt, let me tell you that it's not okay—"

"Miss Matilda." Bourbon suddenly interrupted me and said, "Do you want to be my man?"

I:"?!?!?!?!!!"

I looked at him with strange eyes: "You... want ntr Yuka Takaho?"

Matilda is an admirer of Takaho Yuka, and Bourbon said this, isn't it because he wants ntr Takaho Yuka!

[Ding dong~split index +200]

I continued my efforts, scratched my fingers, and said quickly: "And if you want to marry me, you must at least have a suite and a car; the house does not need to be an apartment, it must be built by one family, with a yard... ah , I have to live near Takaho Yuka’s house, I want to be her neighbor, if I can’t be a neighbor, I won’t get married.”

[Ding dong~split index +500]

The more Bourbon heard it, the darker his face became, although he couldn't quite see the dark face.

"Then it will be convenient for you to have an affair with Takaho Yuka behind my back?"

How can the matter between Matilda and Takaho Yuka be called cheating?

Obviously it should be called "Narcissus".

Maybe it was affected by my mental pollution, Toru Amuro's expression was a little erratic: "You misunderstood, I don't like people... No, I don't like people."

I opened my eyes wide and said meaningfully: "Hey, human ♂ beast or fetish ♀? You have a strong taste."

[Ding dong~split index +300]

Bourbon raised his forehead: "I didn't mean that-"

I interrupted him on purpose:

"Hey, to tell you the truth, I'm a master of women's clothing. So it's impossible for us, let's be girlfriends."

Bourbon almost spit out the tea he drank in his stomach: "What did you say?"

I tilted my head: "Being a girlfriend?"

"No, the previous sentence." Boben paused, and quickly glanced over: "Are you a master of women's clothing?"

"Yes. I rested my chin on my hand and nodded leisurely: "Otherwise, how could I have realized so quickly that you are also a master of women's clothing. "

Bourbon covered his forehead with one hand and took a deep breath.

I think his head must be hurting now, just like when I found a group of people visiting my house at night.

[Ding dong~split index +300]

"Forget about the business, I mean if you want to do something for me, I'll pay you."

Bourbon shrugged: "We had a fight last night, and you're pretty good at it."

Hey, is he going to make me into a bottle of wine?

But I'm already a fake bottle of wine, no matter how much I mix it with bourbon, the fake won't be real.

And the split value I got from Jono is enough for me to replace a head of hair that will never fall out.

From then on, I don't have to be a second-five son anymore, and I will resign when Takaho Yuka's identity is restored.

[Host host, promise him quickly! 】

I calmly said: "I don't want it."

Bourbon: "Huh?"

System: [Huh? 】

"Don't you want to become the richest man in Yokohama? At least you should ask me about the nature of work and salary here?"

Bourbon looked at me with some puzzlement: "The treatment is very good, don't you really want to give it a try?"

"If you don't want it, you don't want it." I smiled and said, "As my boss, how can I only have one dress? If you want to hire, buy a wardrobe of beautiful dresses first!"

[Ding dong~split index +500]

Bourbon: "...you better shut up!"

·

In the end I was kicked out of his house by Bourbon.

To be honest, I don't believe a word he said to try to attract me.

However, in order to repay him, he deliberately moved here to be my neighbor. After returning home, I posted his information on "dokidoki～same-sex dating website".

Wait for the blind date bombing!

"You're done~"

I closed my laptop and happily washed my hair with the newly bought shampoo.

"I love to wash my hair, it makes me happy. It's the best hobby in the world!"

——and it's a very affordable hobby, and the shampoo doesn't cost much.

When I used to wash my hair, I would pick up every strand of hair that fell out and store it in a box, taking it out from time to time for maintenance, so that in case I get really bald in the future, there are ready-made wigs.

But don't worry now, I don't lose my hair anymore.

no more hair loss...

no longer……

I stared blankly at the handful of hair falling out of my palm.

After a while, the pupil earthquake!

"Wait?!! What is this?"

[It's hair. 】

"Didn't it say it would never fall off?!"

【Host, do you remember when the amount of hair loss increased? 】

I recalled it for a long time: "It seems... when you knew I was a supernatural being?"

At that time, I also laughed at myself that I became stronger and bald.

【Host, Xiaoqi wants to tell you a very sad thing. 】

The system paused, with a sad tone:

[The concept of never falling off is aimed at metabolism and various internal and external factors of the body and environment, but there is a situation that Xiao Qi cannot reverse. 】

"what's the situation?"

[Because of constantly going back and changing the cause and effect, baldness is the punishment of time, which can also be said to be fate.

If you want to change your fate, the speed of your hair growth must catch up with the speed of your hair loss. 】

After hearing this, I was in a trance, with a gloomy expression, and I threw myself into the mattress without even brushing my hair.

Then hugged the quilt and began to shut himself up.

[Brace yourself!As long as you do the splits fast enough, the hair loss will never catch up with you. 】

"You knew it earlier, and you have kept it from me for so long."

I turned over and stared blankly at the ceiling: "Xiao Qi, sometimes I think you know everything."

【…】

"How many things have you kept from me?"

When I first signed the contract with the system, I thought: why me?

This question still bothers me to this day.

After all, I don't think I'm a very special person, at most I just have a better face...

Wait, I think it's already amazing to have a good-looking face!

Talent and beauty, of course I choose beauty.

[Host, Xiao Qi will never harm you. 】

The system paused and said softly:

【The meaning of Xiaoqi's existence is to fulfill your wish.When the wish is fulfilled, Xiaoqi will leave. 】

"My wish?" I thought for a while, and I was a little confused: "To be honest, I seem to have only made one wish."

It was a long, long time ago, the desire to become stronger.

Could it be that my real wish is not to become strong, but to remain bald while becoming strong?

I suddenly felt that it was very possible.

[This is a very complete and long story, you will know it later. 】

The system's tone coaxed me softly:

[Before then, please take care of yourself first.Dry your hair before going to sleep. 】

I pursed my lips and said in a low voice, "Then...when the time comes, you must tell me this story well."

[Well, definitely. 】

I just closed my eyes and suddenly sat up.

【What's wrong? 】

"No, how can I sleep!"

I climbed out of bed and started bouncing around on the floor, making a lot of noise.

"I suddenly thought of a question, why should I move instead of Bourbon?"

After all, he moved downstairs to me to investigate me!If I moved at this time, I would obviously feel guilty.

And maybe wherever I move, he will move with me.

I tapped my palm and came up with a brilliant idea:

"I'm going to be a bad neighbor, annoy him to death, and then let him offer to move!"

Just in case, I also locked all suspicious items (actually only disguise materials) in the safe. The safe is electronic, and the firewall is designed by myself, which is guaranteed to be stronger than the system of the Ministry of Defense.

While I was spinning and jumping non-stop, the split index from downstairs was continuously recorded.

"Boom bang bang!"

"Crack creak creak——!"

"Gululu jingle bells——!"

Come on, hurt each other, there is a lot of time anyway!

·

Early the next morning, with a pair of dark circles under my eyes, I went downstairs to find bourbon to hang out.

I thought that under my mental and physical pollution, Bourbon should not want to see my face for the time being, but I didn't expect him to open the door quite quickly.

"I knew you would come for breakfast, so I made extra sandwiches."

He was carrying a machete and also had a pair of dark circles under his eyes, and he opened the door for me with a half-smile.

I:"……"

Looking at the machete in his hand that was still covered with pieces of meat and bones, I smiled and said calmly like an old dog: "Are you dismembering the corpse? Do you need my help?"

He squinted his eyes, raised the knife with a sneer: "Oops, I was discovered by you, do you think I want to kill someone to silence me?"

"Hey, you can't beat me again."

I walked around him, changed my shoes and walked into his house very naturally.

"Wow, the sandwich looks great."

Anyway, I didn't eat breakfast, there is ready-made, so I don't eat for nothing.

I picked up a sandwich and took a bite... Well, it's so delicious!

How is this sandwich made?Totally different from what I've had anywhere else.

It's decided, and my plan is now changed to - eating and drinking at ordinary times, dancing and singing in the middle of the night~

"Aren't you afraid I'll poison the sandwich?"

Bourbon asked me while chopping bones in the kitchen

I sat at the table just in time to see him.

Bourbon handles the ingredients neatly and smoothly, obviously doing this kind of housework often.

The morning light fell on the short light-colored hair of the young man, as if there were fine pieces of gold flowing through his hair; the sleeves of the white shirt were rolled up a few times, revealing the smooth and tight muscles of the wheat-colored forearm.

He lowered his head slightly, and looked at the ingredients in front of him very seriously. Although he was holding a sharp knife, the whole portrait was adjusted to a honey-colored filter. Every strand of hair and every inch of fingertips carried the softness and comfort of home.

"If you can die while tasting delicious food, then you should be considered happy."

I said it seriously.

"I take this as your compliment to my handiwork."

"Hey, your phone is ringing."

I point to the phone that Bourbon has thrown on the couch.

Bourbon washed his hands and walked over to answer the phone:

"Hi, hello. Yes, I'm Amuro... blind date?"

He took away the phone with a blank face, looked at the number: "Did you dial the wrong number? And we are all men?"

The author has something to say:

I went out early, you came back late, we can't pay homage to the neighbors.

——Xiao Yueyue cross talk

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Continue to talk about the story of Tuo and Maria.

The relationship between Maria and her husband is not good. The husband often drinks and misbehaves, spends money recklessly, and offends people because of his wild words, so he loses his job and stays at home.What Tuo met was Maria at this stage.

As for Maria, she has a bad temper and is neurotic. Maybe beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Toto regards her neuroticism and moodiness as the characteristics of rich emotions, especially in the early stage of the relationship.

Regarding whether Maria likes Tuo, the information I read is like this—maybe I like him, I have a little sympathy, but I don’t fall in love with him. I think he is poor or released after serving his sentence. He has no future, but he has a good character. Honest and reliable, if you ask him if you have difficulties, he will definitely help.

The Maria described by the author gives me the feeling that she is a very realistic woman, and she is very flirtatious.

Tuo regards her sympathy and affection as a response to his love, but Maria has been evasive, and it took a while to really respond to Tuo. As for whether the two are just Plato, or have a real relationship, this is impossible to verify. .

Not long after, Maria's husband found a job in other places. On the day of parting, Tuo wept bitterly.

If you want to know what's going on, let's listen to the next chapter to break it down~

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感谢在2020-01-1201:19:52~2020-01-1323:30:00期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: Chuan Ji_Eighteen 1;

Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmine: I am your little cutie, one of my concubines;

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：令欢69瓶；妧妧20瓶；一零16瓶；soired、非晚10瓶；.、胭脂福1瓶；

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!