King of 25 Cubs

Around the corner of a dark corridor in Port Mafia—

"Have you heard? A few days ago, Mr. Nakaya and Matilda-sama played the game youjumpIjump on the roof!"

"Wow, it's so romantic... Wait, isn't Matilda-sama a master of women's clothing? And she's even worse than Nakaya-san."

"Maybe love is produced at the moment of comparing the size? For example - a fierce battle with two guns?"

"I think you're driving, but I can't find any evidence."

……

I passed by with a numb face and stepped on the elevator to the top floor.

Probably too high-profile recently, I received a summons from the leader.

I took the elevator to the outside of the chief's office, and just as I was about to knock on the door, I heard a very bad line from inside——

"Alice~~ just give it a try, please, just try it~~~"

"Yes, no, yes! I really hate Lin Taro's enthusiasm!"

"Isn't I always like this? This is a limited edition of XX's house. It was hard to get it. Look how beautiful the lace and bow are. Is Alice sauce not tempted?"

"The dress is very beautiful, but people just don't want to try it on for you!"

"Oh, it's useless for Alice to run, I'll catch you—"

……

A picture instantly popped up in my mind - a foolish gentleman with only a pair of underpants left, chasing a woman in a revealing colorful dress and running all over the house, shouting while running: "My dear concubine, don't run away~ let me help you!" Change your clothes, but before you change, you have to take off the old one~down~come~"

With a stiff face, I whispered to the brother in black suit who was guarding the door: "Is the leader always like this...indulging in women?"

I don't know much about Mori Ogai, and I only had one contact when I was an undercover agent.As for the reason why he broke up with my master, it is said that it was because of Dr. Xie Ye, but the specific details are not very clear.

Mori Ogai's series of tricks when he assassinated the former leader and just took over the port Mafia once made me very afraid of this person.

At the same time, I also think that he is still a trustworthy person. Back then, I chose to expose myself to save Dazai. Until today, he has never used my identity to disturb or threaten me.

But I didn't expect that the real him turned out to be this kind of...

The big brother who was guarding the door slid down his sunglasses, looked at me with indescribable eyes, grinned and said, "It's like this every day, I'm used to it."

I:"……"

Is Port Mafia really not dead?

I thought that if I went in and disturbed me at this time, I might be caught wearing small shoes by Chief Mori, so I squatted outside the door bored, grabbing the carpet and waiting for the dress-up game inside to end.

Waiting and waiting, I suddenly discovered that the carpet outside the office really suits my liking!It seems that the density and elasticity are very good, and it is very soft. The material should be imported wool.

"Is this carpet expensive?"

With a paralyzed face, the guard said uncertainly: "It should be, it seems to be specially customized for an international famous brand manufacturer."

Really rich.

I looked at the carpet enviously, and I really wanted to cut a piece and take it home to spread.

When I started to think about which direction to cut the scissors so that it would not be easy to be found, in the office, the little Lolita finally changed into a dress reluctantly. The leader cleared his throat, and a deep and sonorous voice came out——

"Has Matilda not come yet?"

I reluctantly glanced at the carpet and knocked on the office door twice: "Boss, I'm here."

Pushing open the door, the first thing I saw was a little blonde girl in a red dress.

She crossed her arms and bulged her cheeks, looking extremely unhappy.When I came in, she glanced at me, kicked the leg of the desk hard, pouted, opened the door of the next room and ran away.

Chief Sen sat behind the huge desk with a satisfied smile on his face.

I think I haven't seen him for two years, he seems to be a lot bald.

Alas, the leader is really a position to grind his hair.

"You are Matilda? You don't look very old."

I took three steps back in horror and covered my collar: "Calm down first, my last boss was beaten for life because of sexual harassment in the workplace. Besides, I am a big man in women's clothing, and I am bigger than Mr. Dazai of!"

Mori Ogai: "..."

The leader is the leader, and the smile on his face remains unchanged: "Don't worry, I'm only interested in girls under the age of 12."

Hey, it really is a pervert.

With one hand on the edge of the table and the other on his chin, he asked me in a gentle tone: "Mr. Matilda has joined Port Mafia for a while, how do you feel?"

I put one hand on my heart and bowed slightly, "With the care of the leader and colleagues, my subordinates like the port of Mafia very much."

Chief Mori nodded slightly, casually picked up the cigar box on the table, didn't light it, just played with it in the palm of his hand. "I have seen the mission completion rate of Mr. Matilda, you are a very good talent."

I lowered my head and humbly said the formula: "It's all taught well by the seniors."

Chief Sen said slowly: "Of course you will be rewarded for doing well. The port mafia will not treat those who have meritorious service. What you want, you can safely and boldly mention it."

"Really?!" I looked surprised: "Can I ask for anything?"

"If it's not too much, I will satisfy you as much as possible."

"I want to cut a piece of carpet at your door!" I clenched my fist and said enthusiastically, "Such a soft carpet is so comfortable to step on!"

The smile on Chief Sen's face froze for a moment: "That carpet is worthless if you cut it, so let's change the request."

"Eh? Is this too much to ask?" I lowered my head in frustration, "Then...can you put a kotatsu in the rest room of the 'Chicken Eater'?"

"Matilda-kun, it's not winter yet."

"But it's autumn now, leader" I stared at the leader Sen with burning eyes, and plausibly said: "The rest room will become colder and colder, and more and more people will catch a cold. You don't want to see the organization's sharp knife troops being killed The defeat of a small virus will lead to a decline in the overall strength of our port Mafia."

"...Thank you very much for your concern about the health of the team members. This proposal is very reasonable. I will arrange the matter of the kotatsu."

Chief Sen paused, and continued patiently: "You can make another request."

"Wow, leader, you are such a good person!" I thought for a while, and scratched my head in embarrassment: "Then can you give an order to stop spreading rumors that I am bigger than anyone else? Ah, although it is not a rumor coming."

Chief Sen raised his hand and couldn't help but interrupt me: "Matilda-kun, are you the small leader of the guerrillas now? Don't you have any requirements for salary and position?"

"Huh?" I blinked, and said with a blank face: "I am quite satisfied with the current salary and position. Of course, if there is more, I will not refuse."

Probably because he thought I was bored, Chief Mori stopped making circles with me, and directly pointed out the reason for calling me this time: "Dazai-kun and Chuya-kun are about to be promoted, and the cadres can have a direct subordinate. I heard that Matilda-kun Do you want to be in the same division as Chuya-kun?"

It's not that I'm supercilious, I always feel that what Chief Sen asked has some meaning.

It stands to reason that the guerrillas are the troops directly under the leader. If I say that I want to be a subordinate of Chuya Zhongyuan, will the leader be unhappy?

Probably this is the legendary "accompanying the king is like accompanying the tiger".

After thinking about what I wanted, I replied solemnly: "I'm a simple-minded person, and I prefer the work of fighting and killing."

"Do you prefer actual combat..." Chief Mori thought for a moment, tapped his fingers on the table, and said, "I suggest you stay in the guerrillas. If you go to Mr. Zhongya, I want to use his ability without waiting for the subordinates to attack him." All the enemies will be eliminated; if you follow Dazai-kun, your scope of work will most likely revolve around documents and reports that he is too lazy to deal with."

I nodded kindly, "Then I'll stay in the guerrillas."

"Have you already decided? Zhongye-kun seems to think highly of you. Ever since you said you wanted to work in a department with him, he has been thinking about it."

Hit me with words, and finally let me admit that staying in the guerrillas is my own wish... Tsk, the colleagues in the secret service department are right, as expected, the old man has no good intentions.

I pursed my lips and said softly, "I will apologize to Mr. Chuya."

"That's fine, I won't get involved in the affairs of you young people." Chief Sen suddenly narrowed his eyes: "By the way, does Matilda-kun like Coca-Cola?"

I was startled suddenly, and the fingers behind my back shrank slightly.

The face is still calm and calm: "I don't like it very much, I only drink Pepsi."

"Really?" Chief Mori sighed regretfully, "It's a pity that I don't have a task about Pepsi here, and I will trouble you next time, Matilda-kun."

"Is the leader going to give me a new task?" I pretended to be puzzled: "Could it be that our port mafia wants to get involved in the beverage business?"

"Actually, it's an organization whose member codes are all foreign liquor, and wants to seize Yokohama's underground market share."

Chief Mori pushed me an A4 document: "Exclusive intelligence officer Ango Sakaguchi tried his best to bribe a member of a hostile organization, and pried a code name from his mouth——Coca-Cola."

I looked puzzled, raised my hand, and asked a question like a primary school student: "Wait, boss, didn't you say that the code names are all foreign wines? Why is there Coca-Cola? And since there are Cokes, can't Pepsi have a name?"

Chief Sen pinched his fingers between his brows, pondered for a moment, and said in an uncertain tone: "Probably, their leader is a delicious party?"

Coincidentally, I thought so too!

"It's a pity that we only got the code name and no more detailed information. It didn't take long for the informant to lose contact. A few days later, some members found his body in an abandoned warehouse in Mihua Town, Tokyo. The cause of death was a shot in the forehead."

The warehouse in Mihua Town... Isn't that where the winery held meetings before?

I personally executed a traitor at the time, but now that I think about it, it should be the person who sold information to the port Mafia.

He betrayed me, and I killed him again, which can be regarded as karma.

Chief Mori picked up the quill on the table and opened the drawer, as if he was looking for something.

While looking for it, he continued: "According to the information given by the other party, the range of activities of this 'Coca-Cola' is within the territory of Japan. This is the new task I give you, to investigate the identity of 'Coca-Cola', and if possible, let him Be ours."

Does this make fake wine even more fake?

I secretly cursed.

"Ah, I found it." Chief Mori took out the Echizen washi paper inlaid with silver foil from the drawer, wrote a few lines with a quill pen, and handed it to me.

"Here, this is the 'Silver Oracle'. The words of the holder have the same effect as that of the leader. With it, the members under the five cadres must obey the orders, otherwise they will be regarded as traitors of the organization and executed."

【Matilda

Looking at the above, relying on the momentum of breaking bamboo, they can solve everything calmly.

You can't talk about it, you need to help.

Ogai]

"Looking forward to your good news." Chief Sen said.

My eyes lit up, and I took it with both hands: "That is to say, I ordered Mr. Dazai to dance the hula naked naked, so he has to dance too, right?"

Chief Sen's expression became a little strange.

"Although I'm also curious about Dazai-kun's hula dance, but Matilda-kun, he's going to be promoted soon."

"It's okay, I can make him dance before he becomes a cadre!"

Chief Mori looked at the "Oracle of Silver" in my hand in embarrassment, and said: "I advise you not to do this. If Mr. Dazai does not defect, he will always be a cadre of the port Mafia, but the Oracle of Silver 'After you complete this task, it will be taken back."

In other words, if I offend Dazai now, he will have a lot of opportunities to put on my shoes in the future.

I sighed in frustration, and said very unwillingly: "Mr. Dazai is so narrow-minded, he will never miss the opportunity of revenge. I have no choice but to let Mr. Chuya dance the hula dance."

"Mr. Matilda." Mr. Sen maintained a smile and emphasized his tone: "Don't bully honest people."

I touched my nose: "Just kidding, Mr. Chuya is very nice, I won't make things difficult for him."

Chief Sen smiled, and said helplessly, "Mr. Matilda, if you like someone, you don't have to bully him."

I was stunned, and said stammeringly, "You, how do you know that I like Mr. Chuya?! Ah...Although it's only a little bit, but a little bit is still like it."

I used my thumb and forefinger to draw a little bit of the concept, at first it was only one millimeter, after thinking about it, I added it to two millimeters.

Chief Mori raised his eyebrows, showing a slightly surprised expression: "Isn't it Dazai-kun?"

I almost jumped up, and said with horror on my face, "What ghost story are you telling?! No, wait, boss, I'm a big guy in women's clothing!"

"But I think there are many shapes of love." Chief Mori rested his chin and said calmly, "Just like Alice and I, it's also love."

I:"……"

I think this dog food is not only tasteless, but also full of very bad smell of human scum.

After hesitating for a while, I asked, "Boss, I heard that Alice is your ability?"

"That's right." Chief Sen's tone was cheerful and relaxed, calmly said: "Although it's a supernatural power, I regard her as my wife."

I tried my best to hold back the desire to complain, but in the end I couldn't hold back:

"Boss, you are not in the shape of love, you are obviously in the shape of self-inflicted attacks."

In the end, I was kicked out of the office by the chief.

Looking at the split index in his hand, I probably ruined his good mood after changing the young girl's dress.

Who asked him to beat me, and suddenly thrust in a task of "I investigate myself".

Toru Amuro asked me to investigate "Baldhead Qiang", and Ogai Mori asked me to investigate "Coca-Cola", and suddenly felt that I was a bit redundant. If I quit, the two of you will have a battle.

Although I beat the leader, I was promoted the next day and became the youngest guerrilla captain in the history of Port Mafia.

Dazai and Nakahara Chuya were also promoted on the same day as me.

To put it quietly, the reason why these two people were promoted so hastily may be that Chief Sen was afraid that I would let them dance the hula dance.

·

In order to celebrate his promotion, Mr. Nakaya said he would buy me a drink, and the place I chose was the restaurant I recommended to him when I was Yuka Takaho.

I arrived at the door of the store, and just as I was about to open the door, I received a message from Toru Amuro——

[Downstairs neighbor: Are you coming back for dinner tonight? 】

【My best Matilda in the world: No, I want to drink with my rival. 】

[Neighbor downstairs: You won't fight, will you?Do I want to persuade you to fight? 】

[My best Matilda in the world: Don't disturb my relationship with my rival. 】

[Neighbor downstairs:? ? ? 】

I put my phone in my pocket and pushed open the door of the tavern.

Zhong Yuanzhong also sat under the chandelier, leaning lazily against the bar, his forearm was exposed between the black gloves and cuffs, glowing like white jade, he looked slender, but full of strength.

When he saw me, he raised the corners of his lips, waved to me, and said to the tavern owner, "Give him a glass of milk."

You've all come to the tavern, what milk do you drink?

I ignored him and said directly to the boss: "I want the most expensive coke, add two goji berries... No, let's add three."