King of 25 Cubs

The tavern owner asked me very calmly: "Do you want to add ice?"

"No ice, just goji berries." I hugged myself and shivered: "Winter is coming soon, and I hate winter the most."

It's amazing to say that I have inherited the genes of the fighting nation, but I don't have the anti-freeze ability of the fighting nation.To tell you the truth, when I look at those jk who are my age, I often wonder "Aren't you cold with bare legs?"

Anyway, no one can stop me from wearing sports pants under my school uniform skirt, and no one can stop me from wearing a down jacket in late October.

Even if I was laughed at by my classmates, I would still wrap myself into a ball every winter.

Zhong Yuanzhong was also puzzled by my behavior of adding wolfberry to cola.

"Coke contains a lot of carbonic acid and carbohydrates, as well as caffeine, so unhealthy."

I took a sip of the coke with goji berries, and said confidently. "Especially for the elderly like me, we should pay more attention to health preservation."

"Don't drink it if you think it's unhealthy." Zhong Yuanzhong also sneered at this: "And you are only so old, just say you are an old man."

"Mr. Chuya, you don't understand this! Keeping healthy starts from the baby."

I put down the Coke cup, and said with burning eyes: "As long as you take good care of it, you can find a partner in elementary school!"

As soon as the words fell, I was hit hard on the head.

"What nonsense are you talking about?! By the way, I haven't settled with you yet, don't you want to be in my department?"

Seeing that Zhongyuan Zhong was also angry, I was afraid that he would hit me again, so I quickly covered my head.

Unexpectedly, he went around his head and pinched the back of my fate's neck.

"The leader told me that you refused to be my direct subordinate and chose to stay in the guerrillas."

Zhong Yuanzhong also snorted with his nose, and his tone was annoyed: "What did you say at the beginning, huh?"

"Oh, don't pinch the back of your neck, it's itchy!"

I shrank my neck and wanted to hide, but before I could struggle, Zhong Yuanzhong let go first.

I turned my head and wanted to make a joke, but when I saw the cobalt blue eyes that seemed to reflect the clear sky, the words I wanted to say suddenly stuck in my throat.

Under the gaze of these bright and honest eyes, it became difficult to say casual jokes and scene words.

Chief Mori is really not a thing. Good people let him do it, but in the end they put all the problems on me.

How can we not offend both sides?

I considered my words and said slowly, "Because I want to be the youngest cadre in the history of Hong Kong and black."

Unexpectedly, I would give such an answer, Zhong Yuan was also stunned.

"You, you still have a dream."

"Of course." I smiled: "For the sake of the management organization, it is difficult for the current cadres to be promoted to cadres because they come from factions."

After a pause, when I spoke again, my tone was a bit difficult: "If I become the youngest cadre, we can laugh at Mr. Dazai together. And... if we are on the same level as you, we can become ordinary friends who can communicate normally Alright."

I bit my lip annoyed, then quickly let go, and then said word by word: "There is no barrier of status, so we can be friends."

I admit that I am playing the emotional card. Most of the above words are lies.

"I won't lie to you anymore" - this sentence is still a lie after all.

And I don't care about the difference in status, after all, I'm in the chaotic camp, but I don't know if the Central Plains will care.

In fact, even if he cares, there is nothing he can do about it. After all, a person like me who has secrets and splits back and forth cannot make true friends anywhere.

After an unknown amount of time, maybe only a few seconds, maybe hundreds of years, the Central Plains finally moved.

He pinched the back of my neck like a cat.

"do not move."

He pushed my hand away and ruffled my hair as if to vent his anger

"What are you doing! What you said is really annoying. I thought we were friends a long time ago."

I opened my eyes wide and turned around sharply.

The corners of the lips of the young man in the hat were raised, and I heard a smile in his voice, and a bit of wanton sass.

"I have never cared about status and status."

He raised his head and drank the red wine in one gulp. The bottom of the goblet touched the bar counter, making a clanging sound.

"So, you don't have to care."

I blinked my eyes, a little unresponsive.

"Mr. Chuya means that if one day I am no longer a mafia, you too... Hey, Mr. Chuya, what's wrong with you?"

Zhong Yuan's face was flushed, his eyes blurred, and he fell directly on the bar.

"Mr. Chuya?"

I pushed Chuya Nakahara, who was lying on the bar with his eyes closed, and opened his eyes wide in surprise: "No, boss, this wine is really Royal Cabernet Sauvignon? Are you sure it's not 95% ethanol?"

It is said that Nakaya’s house in Zhongyuan has a lot of precious red wines in his collection, and he usually talks about red wine brands with great interest, and he seems to be a very good drinker.

I didn't expect that he poured a cup!

He is not as good as me!

Fighting nation, vodka can be drunk as water!

"Don't worry, Mr. Zhongyuan often comes to our store to drink, and he really pours a cup."

The bar owner was not surprised, and calmly wiped the wine glass in his hand, and continued to add: "And Mr. Zhongyuan will break when he wakes up."

The boss raised his eyebrows at me, showed a narrow smile, put one hand over his mouth and said: "At this time, do something secretly, such as [beep——], or [beep——], he won't remember of."

"..." I cleared my throat, showed yearning, and said righteously, "Shut up, Jinjiang is not allowed to write below the neck!"

The bar owner gave me an indescribable look.

When Mr. Nakaya wakes up, I have to remind him not to come to this store again. The boss is not a serious person. What if he leads Mr. Nakaya into trouble? !

As a friend, it is my duty to protect his chastity.

I secretly poured myself a glass of Royal Cabernet Sauvignon, sipped it, and marveled: "It's the first time I've seen a person who can drink red wine in a glass. It's really an eye-opener."

As soon as the words fell, Zhongyuan Zhong, who was still unconscious just now, suddenly got up like a corpse.

He raised his eyebrows, bared his teeth and roared, "You bastard mackerel! I'm going to crush you with gravity!!!"

I muttered in a low voice: "Gravity is impossible, Mr. Nakaya, why don't you think about beating him directly... Well, this red wine is really delicious."

Zhong Yuanzhong also heard my voice, suddenly turned his head and glared at me, and patted the table with a "slap": "You want to lie to me again, so come here and suffer!"

"Eh?!!"

I was startled, and before I could react, the man held my head with one hand and clamped my neck with his arms, and I even heard the creaking sound of my neck bone.

"Mr. Nakaya, did you admit the wrong person? Let go now! My head is going to be screwed off by you!!!"

I screamed and slapped Chuya Nakahara's arm, and managed to free my neck from under his arm.

Afraid of being persecuted by the drunk again, I stroked my frizzy hair, ran behind the booth three meters away from the drunk, poked my head out to observe him.

Zhong Yuanzhong also had a belch, with displeasure written all over his face, and his mouth full of displeasure: "Matilda, you bastard, didn't you say you want to be in the same department as me?! Little liar, words don't count, look at me @#￥%&..."

I:"……"

Tch, I thought I had convinced him with my superb eloquence and touching friendship!

"Jingle Bell--"

The bell at the door of the tavern rang suddenly, and someone pushed the door open.

I glanced casually over my shoulder.

Well, plus-size high-heeled boots, [-]-meter-long legs, a red dress, big waves for a scumbag...

Looking up at my face again, I burst out laughing out loud.

Toru Amuro? !

Hey, it's really Toru Amuro!

I patted the sofa deck with great joy, and almost laughed out loud.

Hearing my undisguised laughter, the visitor walked up to me with a sullen face.

"Is it funny?"

Toru Amuro pressed the veins on his forehead and asked in his original voice.

"I've been professionally trained and generally don't laugh unless I can't help it, poof—"

Seeing that he clenched his fists and was about to beat me up, I quickly suppressed my smile, but my expression was distorted because of the unbearable pain.

"Ahem...why are you dressed like this?"

"Who do you think I made such a big sacrifice for?" Amuro gave me a clear look: "I'm not afraid that you and Zhongyuan Zhongye will fight. And what if you tell the truth after drinking and you sell me?"

So in order to avoid being recognized, you really became a women's bigwig?

Toru Amuro glanced at Nakahara Chuya, who was fighting wits with the air, raised his eyebrows slightly, and asked me a question:

"Is it ugly for me to look like this?"

"Well……"

I scrutinized Toru Amuro, a women's suit.

To be honest, he is actually not ugly like this, or rather, he is quite good-looking.

Toru Amuro is of mixed race, with good facial features. He also pays great attention to details. The long skirt does not reveal his legs, and the gauze cape covers his Adam's apple and muscles. He uses hats, sunglasses, necklaces and bags to create an image of an urban girl. No violation.

At most, he is a little taller and stronger. People who are not familiar with him will think that this is a big beauty with an exotic style.

But familiar people see...

"puff--"

I laughed again.

No wonder Dazai recognized him hahahaha!

Amuro Toru's complexion became even uglier.

"No, I really can't help it... Sister Touzi, you have also seen that I can't fight with Zhong Yuanzhong, and I'm not drunk, so you can go back at ease hahahahaha——"

After finally persuading Sister Touzi to go home, I walked back to the bar and looked at Chuya Nakahara in embarrassment.

I didn't notice it just now, he had already blew half of the bottle of red wine on the mouth of the bottle!

"This is not beer, don't blow on the bottle!"

I wanted to snatch the bottle from him, but he impatiently used his supernatural ability to pin me on the bar, and drank the last half of the bottle.

"Dangdang!"

The bottle was thrown on the bar counter, and Zhong Yuanzhong also had a long belch, leaning on the backrest in all directions, making a satisfied grunt.

I pinched the bridge of my nose with a headache: "I'd better send you back to Hong Kong."

On the way, he started to get drunk again. He took the Akita dog that was taken out by others as Dazai, the sanitation worker as the chief of the forest, and the telephone pole as a wine cabinet. He also scared away several boys who thought he was handsome and wanted to chat elder sister.

"Sorry, this guy was drunk and didn't mean to."

While apologizing, I held onto Nakahara Chuya to prevent him from being a demon.

In the end, he didn't appreciate it at all, and directly slapped me against the wall.

"Tsk, it's so noisy!"

"Hiss, take it easy!"

I frowned and rubbed my bumped shoulder.

Zhong Yuanzhong also staggered back a little, then stretched out his hand to pinch my cheek and pulled it out.

I was startled and slammed his hand down.

What to do if it is torn, this kind of facial mask that can ooze blood is super expensive!

[Shouldn't the host worry about tearing the horse apart? 】

I didn't care too much and said: "The tavern owner said that when he sobers up, he will break the story."

Zhongyuan Zhong also looked at his red hand in confusion, and suddenly pointed at my nose and shouted: "What a big dog!"

I:"???"

"This dog looks quite cute."

He tilted his head and said vaguely.

I:"……"

For a moment, I was furious, and I leaned over and bit his cheek hard.

"Well!"

Zhong Yuanzhong also let out a cry of pain, afraid that he would attack me with supernatural powers. After the bite, I ran away a few steps and looked at the tooth marks on his face triumphantly.

"This dog has a bad temper and bites people. It's a real murderer."

He rubbed his face in displeasure and aggrieved, and muttered in a low voice: "No more, no more."

"..." I almost turned into a chest-thumping ape Tarzan: "You are so angry, you are a dog, and your whole family is a dog!"

I turned around and left, thinking to leave him alone, so I just left him here to fend for myself.

After walking ten meters, I stopped suddenly. I thought about it, and then I gritted my teeth and stepped back with heavy steps.

"You can thank me!"

I slapped Zhongyuan Zhongya on the back of the neck mercilessly, and the world finally became quiet.

Should have done this long ago, really!

Probably because I didn't read the almanac when I went out, I ran into Osamu Dazai just as I stepped into the gate of Hong Kong Hei with Nakahara Nakaya.

"You guys go drink—"

Before he finished speaking, the eyes that fell on Zhongye Zhongye's face paused.