King of 25 Cubs

I pulled down hard.

Hey, it didn't come off, could it be real hair?

[Ding dong~split index +200]

Tiaoye patted my hand down, and the corners of his lips curled up slightly, as if he had discovered my little tail.

"you--"

I let go and bowed slightly apologetically.

"I'm sorry, but as soon as I hear someone asking me to call him dad, I can't help but want to hit him."

I put my hands together and said with a pleasant smile: "I probably have an irresponsible father, otherwise why would I be very irritable when I think of the role of father."

The Hound knows that my "biological father is unknown", so there must be nothing wrong with saying that.

"Then you can't pull my hair."

Tiao Ye Caiju pressed his military cap with one hand, and straightened his messy bangs with the other, and said in a dissatisfied tone: "It took so much for the supernatural technicians in the team to help me recover. Don't make me bald again."

Hey, can the Hound's supernatural technician help people grow hair?I didn't know it before!

Good decision, I'm going to feign death and return to the team within a week.

When we got to the tavern, we sat down around a square wooden table.

Tiaoye Caiju turned his head and said to Suehiro Tiechang who was sitting on his left side: "Since you suggested that everyone sit down and talk, then you can treat them."

Although Suguang Tiechang is usually a bit naive, he is very clever at critical moments. He looked at the Mr. Clown sitting on his left: "You brought everyone here to the tavern, and you are the host, so please go ahead."

Mr. Clown turned to look at me again.

I coughed lightly and asked him with my eyes: What do you see me doing?We are now a gang!

Mr. Clown tugged at my sleeve, and said pitifully, "Dear Maria, I have entrusted you with all my income."

I:"……"

This answer is really, impeccable.

but!Can I buy these three people a drink at my own expense?

It must not be possible!

I, Takaho Yuka, have always only eaten without suffering.

So I looked at Tiaoye Caiju and cried poorly: "We wandering artists have low income and our pockets are cleaner than our faces, so we won't compete with you to pay the bill."

Tiaoye Caiju, who received the ball, turned to Suehiro Tiechang, trying to start a new square table reincarnation: "Mr. Tiechang—"

Suguang Tiechang directly interrupted Tiaoye Caiju: "I'm poor too, you have so many trading companies, you should invite me."

When Mr. Clown heard this, his eyes lit up when he saw Tiaoye Caiju: "So you are the big boss? Then you treat me~"

I also stared at Tiaoye Caiju: "It's just a meal of wine, it's a drop in the bucket for the big boss, so don't refuse!"

Tiaoye Caiju: "..."

"Please!" ×3

[Ding dong~split index +500]

After some back and forth, Tiaoye Caiju became a victim of money.

I raised my hand happily: "Boss, please give us a bottle of Romanee-Conti on this table!"

"Sorry, there is no Romanee-Conti in the store."

Mr. Clown raised his hand: "Then have a bottle of your most expensive bar."

Tiaoye's face darkened: "Hey, you are really welcome."

Suehiro Tiechang closed his eyes slightly, and said in a sticky tone: "The big boss of many trading companies in his hands can't even afford a bottle of red wine. Are you bankrupt?"

"Mr. Tiechang, are you my teammate?" Tiaoye Caiju said in a rather helpless tone, "Your behavior is backstabbing your partner, right?"

Mo Guang Tiechang's eyes suddenly opened, with a murderous look in his eyes: "There are no companions at the wine table, only opponents!"

"..." Under the siege of the three, Tiaoye Caiju reluctantly took out his wallet. "I'll please! I'll please the head office!"

"I want to add another bottle of grape juice." Su Guang Tiechang said seriously: "Pair grape juice with red wine, it should taste good."

Jono: "...I want to kill you all right now."

As soon as the wine is on the table, it's time to start talking about business.

Jono Caiju covered his lips and coughed lightly, propped his chin and said to me: "Your name is Takaho Yuka, and you were a military policeman before..."

He avoided talking about the hounds and some secrets that can't be humane, and gave a general account of some things after I joined the military and police.

"So you two are my colleagues?"

I pinched my chin thoughtfully: "Then who is stronger between the two of you?"

Tiaoye Caiju couldn't help complaining: "Is this the point? Shouldn't you ask yourself why you lost your memory, and what happened before and after you lost your memory?"

Su Guang Tiechang thought about it seriously: "It should be me who is stronger, I can defeat many wild boars."

I frowned and looked puzzled: "I'm not very familiar with the measurement unit of wild boar, can it be converted into a social goose?"

"Social goose? Is it powerful? I haven't encountered it yet."

"It's powerful and delicious."

I licked the corner of my lips: "When I think of the big goose in society, tears flow from the corner of my mouth."

Mr. Clown tilted his head, smiled and listened to Suehiro Tiechang and I gag, very quiet, like a boyfriend watching his girlfriend chatting with his best friend.

With a sound of "Boom", Tiaoye Caiju suddenly threw the saber on the table.

His face was dark.

"Can you stop it a little bit, and you have to force me to draw the knife to listen to people?"

Seeing that Tiaoye Caiju was about to go mad, Suehiro Tiechang and I had no choice but to keep our mouths shut.

"You were an examiner for a recruit before you disappeared, but according to the recruit, you failed to meet. Then you went to meet someone, and then disappeared."

Mr. Clown raised his hand like a student: "I have a question, who did Maria go to see?"

Probably the deeds and names of the demons are not easy to mention to unrelated outsiders, so Jono adopted a very popular saying on the Internet: "Old Fei next door."

"Push."

Mr. Clown burst out laughing suddenly.

Me: "What are you laughing at?"

"I remember happy things."

Jono: "What happy thing?"

Mr. Clown was lying on the table, trembling with laughter.

"If the world thinks being cuckolded is a painful thing, then I don't. I am me, a firework of freedom."

I:"……???"

Sue Hiroshi: "What he means is that the more you cry, the more you should laugh."

I am even more confused.

Tiaoye pinched the bridge of his nose with a headache. He found that his companion was completely unreliable, so he could only bring back the long-lost topic by himself.

"In short, the reason for your memory loss is still unclear, but the information you have is very beneficial to our current situation. There is a method within the military and police that can help you restore your memory. You can tell us now—"

"Jano, you can't."

Su Guang Tiechang suddenly interrupted Tiaoye Caiju: "The method in the team is for torture, not for our own people."

After being refuted, Jono pursed his lips and his smile sank.

"Gao Sui, don't you desire to restore your memory? Don't you want to know what happened before? Do you just want to live like this?"

There was a bit of temptation in his voice: "I'm sure you were hurt by someone, don't you want to avenge yourself? Gao Sui, you have never been a child who likes to suffer."

"Do not want to."

I said word for word.

Tiaoye Caiju didn't expect that I would refuse, and the smile disappeared all of a sudden.

"If I recover my memory later, I'll go back, but now—"

I drank the red wine in the glass, and then said loudly: "I like Gogol, I want to be with him!"

Tiaoye frowned, he wanted to say something more, but my eyes gradually blurred, and my body shook accordingly.

The wine glass slipped from his hand, fell on the wooden table, and rolled around.And I tilted my body and fell on Mr. Clown's shoulder.

This is learned from Chuya Nakahara, who pours a cup, but I won't be as noisy as him.

"Xiao Qi, do me a favor, take the scene and send it to my head as a short video."

【Okay~】

Mr. Clown didn't show any surprise, he is the most stable actor I have ever seen.

"Oh, Maria is drunk."

He put his arm around my shoulders and said to the other two, "Sorry, my fiancée can't drink, I'm taking her home."

Jono was stunned for a moment, then turned his head and asked Suehiro Tiechang: "Is Takaho drinking so little?"

"I don't know, she never drank in front of us."

"In that case..."

Tiaoye Caiju suddenly turned cold, drew his knife and pointed at Mr. Clown, and said in a deep voice, "Give her to us."

In an instant, the small space was filled with the smell of swords and swords. The guests of the tavern screamed loudly, pushed and shoved each other, and crawled out.

The boss's legs were trembling, and he wanted to try to persuade him: "Customer, our small business——"

"If you don't want to be accidentally injured, back away."

Suehiro Tetsu said to the tavern owner without looking back.

The tip of the knife was only a few centimeters from Mr. Clown's neck.

This situation is not good.

After all, he was a random random stranger, so there was no reason for me to be involved, so I just wanted to get up, but Mr. Clown scratched my palm calmly.

It's so itchy... Hey, did he mean not to let me get up?

Facing the sharp blade, Mr. Clown didn't move, and there was no fear on his face.

"As long as Maria wants to stay with me, I will not hand her over to you."

He tightened his grip on my shoulders.

"You claim to be soldiers and policemen, and you are Maria's companions, but how do I know what you are telling the truth? As long as Maria hasn't remembered it, I won't believe anyone."

"I'm just a wandering clown. Maria gave me a complete home. Are you going to take my home away now?!"

I think today's mvp must be awarded to Mr. Clown.

But he's not done yet!

Mr. Clown carefully released me, let me lie comfortably on the table, stood up and opened my arms.

"I don't want to live without Maria. If you want to take her away, kill me and walk over my corpse!"

I:"……"

Brother dei, isn't the drama a bit too much?

Tiaoye Caiju sneered: "That's as you wish."

Just as he was about to pass the knife forward, I was about to stop him, but suddenly Suguang Tiechang stabbed Tiaoye Caiju's instep with the knife.

"it hurts!"

Jono dropped the knife in his hand and almost jumped up.

"Ah, what are you doing, Mr. Tie Chang!"

"I'm punishing you instead of the captain."

Mo Guangtiechang put the knife back into its sheath, and said calmly: "There is nothing wrong with loving someone, and the love of an innocent girl should not be let down. What's more, this girl is our companion."

"Wait, are you sure Gao Sui is an innocent girl? Do you know how turbid her heart is? I heard her tell dirty jokes to someone once!"

"All girls are innocent girls." Suehiro's tone was serious: "Just like an aunt no matter how old she is, she should be called sister. This is the truth in the world."

"...these two things can't be compared!"

"We should go, and continue to catch fugitives."

Su Guang Tieshang stretched out his hand to Tiaoye Caiju: "Business card."

Tiao Ye Caiju reluctantly took out his business card and threw it in front of Mr. Clown: "My contact information, if you change your mind, just call the number above."

He put his hands on the table and approached Mr. Clown, and said softly: "Would you like to bet, she will definitely come back to us."

"No, she will come with me." Mr. Clown narrowed his eyes and smiled: "If I lose, I will perform a live show of stewing myself in an iron pot."

Throwing away the "ruthless words", Mr. Clown picked up me who was "drunk" and passed out, and left the tavern.

·

After Gogol left, Joye Caiju paid the bill and compensated the owner for the loss, and then left with Suehiro Tiechang.

Tiaoye Caiju carefully took off his military cap and adjusted the position of his wig.

"When Gao Sui pulled my hair just now, I was startled. I almost thought that the wig was going to be pulled off by her."

He adjusted his position, put his hat back on, and muttered in a low voice: "Fortunately, I used all-purpose glue."

Suehiro Tiechang's calm eyes fell on Tiaoye Caiju's wig, and asked him, "Why did you tell Gaosui just now that your hair was restored by a supernatural technician?"

"I felt before that Gao Sui cared about her hair very much."

Tiaoye Caiju showed a sinister black-bellied smile: "I guess she is pretending to have amnesia, and she will return to the team soon."

"Why did she pretend to have amnesia?"

"I guess I fell in love with that little boy named Gogol, and I'm acting with him there."

Tiaoye Caiju spoke confidently: "A boy's hair is not as important as his hair."

"With all due respect, although you can analyze the inner thoughts of most people, you will always encounter Waterloo every time you go to Takaho."

"I think it will be safe this time. Mr. Tiechang, let's bet that Gao Sui will come back within a week."

Tiaoye Caiju imitated Gogol's tone: "Whoever loses will live broadcast the iron pot to stew himself."

"Okay... Ah, I saw the mountain road again."

Su Guang Tiechang did warm-up exercises again, threw himself on the snow, and slid out all at once.

"Why do I have your cheating teammates?!"

Tiao Ye Caiju covered his forehead and sighed.

·

The wind in the snow country is everywhere, and everything is white.

The same white Mr. Clown walked forward slowly with my back on his back.

The cold wind with snow foam hit my face, it was a little cold, I shrank my head behind Mr. Clown's collar.

"How about it, my acting skills are not bad! Isn't the script of this affectionate and useless male lead super amazing~~~"

After leaving the tavern for a certain distance, Mr. Clown's tone suddenly changed, and he became lively and jumpy again.

"Well, great!" I poked him on the shoulder: "Put me down."

"Those two people haven't gone far, if you kill the carbine, you will be exposed, Ma~li~ya~"

"...then trouble you."

I was a little embarrassed to be carried by a stranger, so I started talking to him.

"You already know my real name. To be fair, shouldn't I know yours too?"

Mr. Clown sneered, "Guess?"

I curled my lips: "No guess."

After a while, I poked him on the shoulder again: "Well... Am I sinking?"

"Unsinkable, like a doll."

This is the first time I've heard someone describe a girl's weight as a doll.

Just as he was about to ask something more, the phone in his pocket vibrated suddenly, and he took it out to see that it was Dazai's call.

I slid down to answer: "Mr. Dazai, what's the matter?"

"Akutagawa just told me that he can't find you."

Dazai paused for a moment, and when he spoke again, his voice was as cold as mist, with some tentativeness: "Where are you now?"

"Something just happened—"

"She's on me~on me~oh~"

Mr. Clown suddenly turned his head and said super loudly.

I:"??!"

There was silence on the phone for a while.

Immediately afterwards, I heard Dazai ask in his familiar indifferent tone, "Matilda, who is he?"

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