King of 25 Cubs

[Host, this is the Shura field! 】

The system was so excited that it roared hoarsely, making my head buzz.

[Heavenly Fiancé's affection is strong, childhood sweetheart calls to check, if the day is calm and windless, if they never appear in your life...]

After being yelled at by the system, I was a little confused.

"Telephone checks are generally not in the main palace...wait what I'm talking about!"

Although I was almost led astray by the system, I quickly calmed down again.

What kind of Luochang to build, do they have a half-money relationship with me?

I practice the splits, not the legs.

So I calmly said to Dazai: "I just fell in the snow and sprained my foot. A kind person helped me. It's not convenient right now. I'll call you back later."

"Really?" Dazai came from the microphone with a somewhat alienated voice: "Can you ask that kind person to answer—"

I directly hung up Dazai's phone call.

"Matilda?" Mr. Clown raised his voice slightly: "I heard it all. It turns out that Miss's real name is Matilda."

"No, you heard me wrong, it's Maria."

I calmly explained to him: "My friend came out to join the society without going to elementary school, and his English pronunciation always smells like cherry blossoms...Well, you can actually let me go."

I don't know if Mr. Clown believes it or not. After putting me down, he turned to face me, his long and narrow eyes slightly curved, looking like a sly snow fox.

He draws out his voice: "So he is illiterate."

I cleared my throat and nodded, "Yes, I am illiterate."

I'm sorry Dazai, although it's true that you came out to join the society before going to elementary school... Ah, I suddenly remembered that I haven't graduated from high school yet.

Do I count as illiterate by rounding up?

I touched my nose and asked Mr. Clown: "Well, why did you say that just now?"

"Well, that's a good question!"

Mr. Clown turned around in a circle, and the white cloak was also scattered.

"Why? Because it's interesting, isn't it?"

He leaned in front of me and raised his finger: "Let me give you a hint, someone likes you~"

I:"……"

Mr. Clown suddenly covered his mouth: "Oh, I accidentally said it."

I spread my hands together: "There are many people who like me."

"Really?" Mr. Clown showed a playful smile: "What a pity."

pity?

What a pity.

I don't really want to chat with strangers, so I changed the subject: "Thank you very much for your help, what do you expect in return?"

"Hmm... can I ask for any conditions?"

I nodded slightly: "If it is a condition that does not violate my principles."

"Then... let's get married!"

I said blankly, "To be honest, don't look at me like this, I'm actually a man."

"Then let's go to the Netherlands to get married... Hahaha, why do you have such an expression, I'm just kidding!"

Mr. Clown took out his mobile phone: "How about just making friends? Let's change the contact method."

"Is it just to exchange contact information?" I asked hesitantly, "You can put forward conditions."

Favor debts are the most difficult to repay, if only Mr. Clown can put forward a reliable condition, let me repay this favor now.

It's a pity that Mr. Clown's requirements are very low: "This is fine."

I had no choice but to secretly write down this favor and pay it back when I have a chance.

After saying my goodbyes to Mr. Clown, I sneaked back to the bath center, and because this time someone was changing in the changing room, I took out my gear and made a trip to the ladies room.

After several times of ordering, Matilda, the best in the world, came back again.

Of course, I didn't forget that I hung up Dazai's phone before, so I dialed back again.

"Mr. Dazai."

"Matilda, is your ankle okay now?"

Dazai's tone sounded the same as usual, as if he didn't mind me hanging up his phone at all, and didn't even mention it.

"Cough, it's ready."

"Is that person still with you just now?"

"No...he is just an ordinary passerby."

I answered the phone with one hand, and pushed open the door of the women's bathroom with the other.

As soon as he opened the door, he met the person who came out of the men's room on the opposite side.

"Hey, Akutagawa? Why are you here?"

Akutagawa froze for a moment, then anger stained his face: "Senior, you lied to me again——"

He suddenly jammed and his eyes fell on the high heels logo behind me.

"Aren't you a man?"

I:"……"

"Mr. Dazai just said on the phone that I must find you." Akutagawa frowned, and taught me in a harsh tone: "Stop going to the women's bathroom, you will embarrass Mr. Dazai."

"...Hey, your voice is too loud, who the hell is embarrassing Dazai!"

At this moment, the eyes of the people around us are all on the two of us.

"A man? Dressed like this? In the women's restroom?!"

"Pervert!"

The cleaning aunt in the bath center was very tough, she picked up the mop and pulled it towards me, and the mop pole was waving wildly in the air.

"Akutagawa! Did I owe you money in my last life? Let's pay it off in this life!"

I dodged Aunt Cleaning's stick method of cutting off children and grandchildren, grabbed Akutagawa by the collar and ran wildly until I ran a few hundred meters from the bathing center before stopping and letting out a long sigh.

Then I suddenly realized that the call with Dazai hadn't been hung up yet, and the other party was laughing, almost bursting out of laughter.

I hung up the phone again with a dark face, gritted my teeth and said to Akutagawa, "Do you know how I got Mr. Dazai's approval?"

Hearing me say this, Akutagawa cheered up.

"We met outside the toilet, so we took each other to the toilet and compared our size. After we got out of the toilet, we became good friends who talked about everything."

Akutagawa's gaze was like a knife: "You are lying to me!"

"And your Dazai-san has also been in the women's restroom."

I recounted Amuro Toru's cliché of dressing up as a woman, and Dazai going into the women's restroom in order to trick him.

After hearing what I said, Akutagawa's eyes straightened.

"No...it's impossible... Mr. Dazai, why..."

He raised his head suddenly: "You must be lying to me again."

"Believe it or not." I put my hips on my hips and snorted coldly: "Anyway, your Mr. Dazai said it himself, as long as you go to the toilet hand in hand, you will become good friends. If you don't believe me, you can ask other people in the organization and see me Are you lying?"

Seeing Akutagawa's unbelievable expression, I patted him on the shoulder and walked past him.

After that, I went back to the lounge near the ski resort and drank hot milk tea.

The energy of the children is really good, and they can still play outside for so long in the cold weather.When it was time for dinner, Saku Le said that he was going to see Big Brother's magic show, so the eight of us went to the restaurant where Mr. Clown was performing.

The restaurant is built on the hillside, with a small area. The snow on the roof is like icing sugar, and with the strings of small light bulbs under the eaves, it looks like a wooden hut that only exists in western fairy tales.

There were almost no empty seats when we arrived, and when we finally got a seat, the show had already started.

"Girls, gentlemen, transvestites, and of course, anything that is not human and I don't know what it is, welcome to my showtime~"

Mr. Clown took off his hat and bowed deeply.

"Then here's the question: As a clown, why don't I perform circuses and vaudeville, but grab the job of a magician?"

"the answer is--"

Mr. Clown spread his arms and said loudly with a smile: "Because I am willing!"

I:"……"

Xiaoyin muttered, "You're so headstrong."

He's quite self-willed, and he's a weirdo who looks the same.

"Second question, what will I perform for you today?"

Mr. Clown took out a chainsaw from his cloak, "The answer is - a chainsaw alive!"

Amid the cheers of the audience, Mr. Clown's blindfolded assistant slowly climbed into the box.

The following performance made me almost think that I witnessed a brutal murder.

Mr. Clown yelled, "I'm so scared, why am I doing this, I'm quitting, I'm going home", while slowly sawing through the box with a chainsaw without mercy.

When the box was sawed open, the assistant suddenly let out a scream like killing a pig, and blood gushed out of the box.

There was a strong smell of rust, and my first reaction was to cover Sakule's eyes.

"Is this your first time to watch a performance?" The uncle at the next table stood firm: "Every time the stage is bloodied by him, it's just a scary trick, and you'll see it in a while."

Sure enough, after the box was sawn off, Mr. Clown waved his cloak and circled around the box. When the box was reopened, the assistant crawled out of the box.

The cheers sounded again.

I squeezed my chin: "I don't know why, this performance always gives me a sense of disobedience..."

"Do you like this magic trick?" Mr. Clown put his hands around his ears.

After hearing "likes" chanted from the audience, he spoke again: "Guess the second trick—"

Before he could finish speaking, Mr. Clown's ankle was suddenly held by a sallow and withered hand.The other party yanked hard and directly dragged Mr. Clown off the stage.

"Wow ah ah ah!"

Mr. Clown screamed, hit his head on the corner of the table, and passed out.

The audience was stunned by this unexpected incident, and even I couldn't figure out what kind of plot development this was for a while.

The man who had pulled Mr. Clown off climbed onto the stage tremblingly.

He was very thin, like a stick, and his heavy coat set off his top-heavy appearance. He looked insane, and his face was covered with snot and tears.

"What's going on, acting?"

"Intentionally hurting people? Isn't it too much!"

"Hey you--"

"Don't come here!"

The thin man suddenly tore off his clothes, exposing the bombs tied to his body.

Holding the detonator, he looked terrified, and shrank back: "If anyone comes over, I will blow everyone up to the sky!"

The guests in the restaurant were silent for two seconds, and then they reacted and ran towards the door in a very unified manner.

"The door won't open!"

"Has it been locked from the outside?!"

"Let us out!"

……

"Sanyuan? Is it Sanyuan who opened a grocery store before?!" The uncle at the next table obviously recognized the man on the stage, and his face was panicked with anger: "What are you doing?"

The man's voice was trembling: "Anyway, I can't live anymore, and I will drag a group of backs if I die!"

In order to save himself, some customers with strong psychological qualities began to persuade him: "If there is anything you can't think about, just tell us, and we can help you solve it together. It's better than dying together, isn't it?"

"Why do things like this happen when you go on vacation?"

I pinched the bridge of my nose and muttered a little irritably.

This guy looked obviously panicked, his hands were shaking like a sieve, I was afraid that he would accidentally press the detonator.

Frightened like this, his eyes are full of fear of death, there is no way he can't live.

People who really can't survive should be like Dazai Osamu, who is extremely calm about life and death, just like stagnant water in the dark valley.

So is this person really not being forced?

I was too lazy to do anything, so I directly ordered Xiaoyin: "You go and solve it."

Just look at her recent training results.

Xiaoyin circled around, quietly approached from the side of the stage, and easily took the man down.

The process is very simple, but there is a little problem at the end-the person escaped when he was handed over to the police, and also snatched the detonator.

"You all go to hell!!!"

He closed his eyes and pressed the detonator.

"Hmph, Rashomon—"

Akutagawa's reaction was beyond my expectation. Just before the other party pressed the detonator, he rolled up the bomb with his supernatural power, and flung it far away towards the mountain.

There was a loud noise in the sky above the snow-capped mountain, which resonated in the valley. With my extraordinary hearing, after the explosion, I heard a very slight crackling sound.

"Ah, that's too bad." I read with a wooden face.

"Boom--"

There was a noise from the top of the mountain.

"Listen, what is that sound?!"

"Could it be an avalanche?!"

"Impossible, it's hard to happen in tourist areas... Fuck it, run away!!!"

……

Akutagawa was also stunned: "How could this happen?!"

"Don't think about it for now, run to both sides, if you can't run, hide behind a big rock."

I pushed the Oda writer's children and let Xiaoyin lead them to escape, but I turned around and found Mr. Clown who was passed out in the restaurant.

"As long as I come back to save you, the favor will be repaid."

I muttered something in a low voice, and quickly helped Mr. Clown up.

Turning around, Akutagawa was still following me.

"Why don't you run?"

"Mr. Dazai asked me to—"

Seeing me pushing Mr. Clown to him, Akutagawa paused.

"You take him with Rashomon. "

"how about you?"

My eyes flickered: "You are in front, I will run with you!"

Time was running out, and there was no time to think about it, so Akutagawa didn't say anything more, and tied Mr. Clown to himself with a Rashomon.

I followed behind him, running and running, gradually leaving the team.

The system instantly understood my plan.

[You want to implement a death plan? 】

"I just thought that the money earned through stocks during this period has been transferred out, and basically there are no worries. Isn't this avalanche a good opportunity."

Thank you Akutagawa, I will never call you a top boy again, from now on you are a chance boy!

I turned my back to the direction of the avalanche, hid behind the corner of the rock, took out my dagger and stabbed it hard into the ice to prevent myself from being blown away like a snowball.

In an instant, the night sky above was covered by the overwhelming snow, and the icy breath of snow foam was everywhere.

Fortunately, the amount of snow is not thick, otherwise I can experience the feeling of being crushed to death by snow.

In less than a minute, the avalanche passed.

But just like the aftershocks, a second avalanche might still happen, so I didn't dare to stay where I was, slapped off a thin layer of snow on my body, and left in the direction of Akutagawa and the others.

I also deleted some of the messages and emails on my phone, and threw them into the snow at random like the last time I "lost contact".

As expected, the second avalanche happened. This time, unlike the previous ones, the turbulent snow tide was like a huge mouth, menacing.

Fortunately, I have found a safe high ground.

The second avalanche was still over quickly, until the third, more violent avalanche came, and I started to feel that something was wrong.

As the tourists said, avalanches are not easy to happen in tourist areas, and even if they happen, the scale will not be too large, just like the first time.

But now, one scene after another, it's as if... God is helping me get away with cheating death.

I couldn't help thinking of some conspiracy theory: "Could it be that someone put something in the mountain... Well, how is that possible."

I hid on the roof of the house in the business district, unloaded my disguise, and waited for the bus leaving Hokkaido.After waiting like this for a full night, I saw Akutagawa and Xiaoyin looking for me on the street.

I hugged myself.

"It's so cold."

[The host persists, the sky will soon be bright, and there will be a car in two hours. 】

"Ah."

I don't know where the gloves fell, and my fingers were so cold that I almost lost consciousness.I took a deep breath, rubbed my palms, and touched my wallet when I put my hands in my pockets.

It was the wallet that Chuya Chuya gave me.

I lower my eyes, curl my fingertips together, don't want to touch it

In the future, this wallet will probably be put in the bottom of the box, and it will never see the light of day again.

[Host, look up! 】

The system suddenly shouted.

The sky light poured down like threads, and at a certain moment, it suddenly broke through the thick clouds.

Thus, the whole world is brightened.

Above the vast expanse of clouds, there is the rising sun, and under the golden red sky, a helicopter is parked over the top of the mountain where an avalanche has occurred.

I looked up and saw that the door of the helicopter was suddenly opened by someone. The man's black clothes fluttered with the wind, and his hair under the top hat shone like the rising sun.

I stood up abruptly.

"Why is he here?!"

The man couldn't hear my question, bit the glove off with his teeth, and jumped out of the helicopter.

A few seconds later, there was a loud bang, and the world reversed.

Time seemed to be running backwards, and numerous snowflakes soared into the sky, turning into a monstrous white mist in an instant.

When it snows, it is the snow from the sky that falls to the world.

But have you ever seen the miracle of the snow falling from the world to the sky?

I saw it.

System: [If the day is calm and windless...]

"Then the Central Plains will also fall from the sky."

I sniffed, wiped my eyes, and murmured.

The author has something to say:

In the last scene, I imagined the super handsome and super burning Su Potian.

But the writing power is limited, and I didn't write that feeling, which is a bit regrettable.