King of 25 Cubs

We stared at each other with Toru Amuro for half a minute, the two of us looked at each other speechlessly, speechless.

Running is definitely not possible, he has seen me, and it seems that I have a guilty conscience.

Amuro froze in place, from disbelief, to joy and guilt, to slight sullenness, countless emotions flashed across that face in an instant.

In the end, it just turned into a smiley expression.

He walked up to me slowly, stared straight at me, gritted his teeth and said: "Takaho Yuka."

"Uh, you got the wrong person."

"Mr. Takaho—"

Michizo Tachihara and I spoke at the same time, I turned my head suddenly and shot him a death gaze.

"Well, I'm going to patrol elsewhere."

Liyuan Michizao smiled dryly, and pointed to the side: "First, catch up with your friends."

Before I could react, he ran away with a sense of crisis.

"Yo, you're dressed in military uniform, I really underestimated you before."

Toru Amuro looked at my military and police uniform, his eyes fell on the hound badge on my chest, and raised his eyebrows slightly: "What's going on, tell me?"

I cleared my throat, looked at Toru Amuro sincerely, and said with a smile: "My name is not Takaho Yuka, I am Takaho Yuka's twin sister."

Amuro snorted coldly: "Then what's your name?"

I said solemnly: "Gaosui carambola."

Toru Amuro was directly annoyed by me: "Then do you have sisters called Takaho Apple, Takaho Grape, Takaho Banana, and Takaho Big Yali?"

I touched my nose: "Can't a watermelon have a name?"

"Takaho Yuka." Amuro Toru looked at me with that "you continue to make up, see if I believe it or not" expression: "You treat me as a seven or eight-year-old child, so easy to be deceived?"

"I'm really her twin sister, why don't you believe it?"

"Twin sisters!" Toru Amuro slapped me on the back of the head: "Your eyeballs almost popped out when I got out of the car!"

Your eyeballs are about to pop out.

I silently cursed.

"Since you recognize me, I won't lie to you." I pursed my lips and said with a deep expression, "Actually, today is my first seven...not right."

I counted with my fingers for a long time, and said, "Today is my first eleventh day. I know someone here has held a funeral for me, so I came here to see you. I will leave after fulfilling this wish."

Toru Amuro looked at me coldly and didn't speak.

I tapped my palms and continued to add: "Oh right, I'm going to heaven, so you don't have to worry about me. If you really miss me, you can put more tributes in front of my tombstone. Don't give tributes. Fruits and snacks, I I prefer money, real money, not ghost coins, just put it in front of the tombstone. If you find that the tribute is missing one day, don’t be surprised, it will be my spirit in heaven who took the money away.”

Listening to my serious nonsense, Toru Amuro's face became darker and darker. He walked to the side of the road and picked up a random passerby. He pointed at me and said, "Excuse me, can you see her?"

Wearing sportswear and carrying a black|tennis bag, Nioh Masaharu was walking on the road, when he was suddenly stopped by someone, and he froze for a moment.

He looked at me, then turned his head to look at Toru Amuro, his eyes slid over the wreath at the church door, and there was a gleam of interest in his eyes.

"I didn't see anything, puff~"

Amuro froze.

Nioh-kun, you are amazing too!

I lowered my voice and said quietly to Toru Amuro: "Only you in this world can see my soul body, this is fate, Bourbon, how about I take you away too?"

Although Toru Amuro froze for a moment, he was not easy to be fooled, and he quickly reacted.

He glanced at Nioh Masaharu, and said with a firm tone, "You two know each other, right?"

Being exposed directly, Nioh Masaharu stopped pretending.

He wrapped his fingertips around his braid, and said to me with a smile, "It's been a long time, why did you go to the church door to talk about cross talk?"

Immediately, his eyes fell on Toru Amuro critically: "Is this the cross talk partner you're looking for? I don't think he's very good at flattering you."

Toru Amuro: "..."

"Oh, I have a match in a while, and my partner sent me a message to urge me."

Nioh Masaharu put down his phone, and explained: "Would you like to watch the practice match between Likai and Icedi?"

"No, I still have something to do." I waved at Nioh Masaharu: "Come on, the game~"

After Masaharu Nioh left, Toru Amuro stared at me for a few seconds, then suddenly parted his forehead hair with his fingers, raised his head and laughed.

With this smile, the aura around him softened.

After laughing, Toru Amuro strode over and hugged me tightly into his arms.

"Hey, what are you doing!"

Just when my mind was full of question marks, I heard his voice with a smile: "Thank you, I'm sorry, and..."

He took a deep breath and sighed, "It's great that you're still alive."

I:"……"

To be honest, I was kind of intimidated by him.

Toru Amuro, what's the matter with you, Toru Amuro?

Didn't this person always dislike me for stealing his childhood sweetheart?Why did you suddenly become so enthusiastic?

"It turns out that you are a military police officer. I misunderstood you. I always thought you were from Hong Kong."

After hugging me, he seemed to think of something, and started to pull my cloak again, raised my arm, stroked my bangs, and said while moving his hands and feet: "Why did you cut your hair short? It seemed that you were seriously injured. , is it all right now?"

I jumped back and looked at him in horror: "Are you sick?"

"You are sick!"

Reflexively retorted, Toru Amuro put on a kind smile again, quite like the wolf grandma who coaxed Little Red Riding Hood:

"How did you survive? After the rye whiskey was gone, I jumped into the sea to try to catch you, but not only did I not find you, I almost drowned."

I:"……"

You also jumped off at that time?

You really deserve to be a brave police uncle.

Seeing my expression of resistance, Toru Amuro glanced around and pushed me to a shady corner.

"Let me re-introduce myself, Police Department Security Planning Division, Jiang Gu Ling. I am a police officer just like Scotland."

He winked at me playfully: "Maybe there will be a chance to cooperate soon."

"Ha, hahaha, nice to meet you." I smiled dryly, pretending I didn't know anything: "I didn't expect you to be a fake wine too hahaha..."

Although I don't know why Amuro Toru is suddenly so friendly to me, but in short, it shouldn't be a bad thing?

At the same time, I thought of an idea. To prevent future troubles, I can ask Toru Amuro to help destroy the information and materials about me at the winery.

In this way, even if the winery goes to the military and police to trouble me in the future, it will not be a big problem.

I covered my lips and coughed twice, and asked, "What's going on with this funeral?"

"After I jumped into the sea, although I didn't find your 'body', Jing Guang and I...Scotland felt that you might not survive."

Amuro looked down at me, the corners of his slightly drooping eyes looked extremely gentle:

"Scotland said that you have no family and wanted to hold a decent funeral for you, but it is too strange to hold a funeral for a traitor, so we organized this funeral on the grounds that we suspected that you had accomplices and wanted to fish out accomplices."

You are really ghosts, you did not catch the accomplices, but you caught the righteous master.

Toru Amuro nodded towards the church with his chin: "The corpse lying in the coffin belongs to someone else, and the face is covered with a white cloth."

I thought about it: "Apart from you and Scotland, who else in the winery came to my funeral?"

"The rye whiskey came earlier than me, but he only took a look and left. The others are not in the country for the time being."

Oh, and the rye is fake too, it's fine.

"I understand the specific situation now, but..." I scratched my hair, showing an indescribable expression: "Why did you put a wreath outside the church? And use elegiac couplets? These two are not the same at all, right?"

"Ah, it's because of a disagreement between me and Scotland over the mode of funeral."

Speaking of this, Toru Amuro seemed to know that he was wrong, and said vaguely: "I said that you are a mixed-race Russian, and you should use an Orthodox funeral; Scotland said that you grew up in Japan, and you should use a traditional funeral. Who among us If you can’t convince anyone, you will take a step back. You have chosen the largest Orthodox church in the country, and even found the most prestigious temple master to rescue you.”

Toru Amuro pointed to the inside of the church with his thumb: "So, besides the bishop reading the Bible, there will also be a monk ringing the bell."

I'm not dead yet. If I were to die, I'd be pissed off seeing this funeral.

"How did you convince the bishop and mage to agree to this ridiculous funeral?"

It's amazing that he wasn't thrown out by the church staff.

"Talk about your situation to others, Xiao Zhi will be moved by emotion and reason, and you will be given a lot of money. After all, churches and temples also need to be maintained and repaired."

When Toru Amuro talked about the money, he was confident: "Anyway, we don't need to pay the money, it's all your wages at the winery."

I:"……"

Amuro Toru is still the irritating Amuro Toru.

"Does it count as assaulting the police if I hit you now?"

I asked him very seriously.

Toru Amuro squeezed his chin and considered for a moment, then his eyes fell on my military uniform: "Assaulting the police is not really counted, but if you deliberately provoke conflicts between two government departments, you will be punished... Ah! Why do you pull your hair when you disagree! Hurry up! let go!!"

[Ding dong~split index +300]

When I heard the split index, I was stunned.

"Xiaoqi, haven't I betrayed the winery? Why is there still a split index?"

The system pondered for a moment, then analyzed: 【Because you didn't resign. 】

I:"???"

[For the winery, betrayal is death, and there is no question of resigning or not, but you are not dead, and you have not formally submitted your resignation, so Xiao Qi judged that the host still belongs to the winery in theory~]

I was shocked, is this a loophole in the system?

In other words, can I continue to squeeze the winery's wool?

Hey, if I knew I could get rid of the wool, I wouldn't say the phrase "I'm going to resign" in Hong Kong and Hong Kong. I feel that I have lost at least one billion yuan!

I let go of Toru Amuro's hair, rummaged through my pocket for a long time, finally found a small bottle, and stuffed it into Toru Amuro's arms.

The small bottle is similar to the one I gave Mori Ogai before, and I took it out of the supernatural laboratory of the military and police.

Toru Amuro smoothed his hair, and held the vial close to his eyes: "What is this? Poison|drug? Who do you want to poison?"

"It's not poison | medicine, it's just an ordinary hair growth essence, which can be used in shampoo."

I stared at Toru Amuro with burning eyes: "Can I use the gin once?"

Toru Amuro was silent for a moment, and muttered in a low voice, "I don't think it's a good thing", and then stuffed the bottle into his pocket.

He accepted it without saying a word, which made me even more confused.

I always feel that after this reunion, Amuro Toru is a little wary of me?Is it so powerful to die once in front of this person?

In order to test the other party's bottom line, I had to push an inch and said: "I want to see you dance the hula with your upper body bare."

"..." Amuro Toru's expression froze, and then his smile became brighter: "Alright, we can go to the district office to register our marriage now, and then you bring Matilda back and ask him to work for me for the rest of his life."

I:"……"

"Hey, let go, let go, why are you pulling my hair again!"

He finally apologized for his gaffe, and I let go.

"The previous assassination, you...forget it."

Amuro shook his head: "That should be the task of your military and police? I won't ask. By the way, Scotland is inside, so I'll call him out."

He bent his eyes and looked very happy: "If he sees that you are still alive, he will be very happy."

"Don't tell him to come out, I'll go in."

I took out my mask and sunglasses and made a simple disguise.

In fact, I really want to see what kind of scene it is when the bishop and the monk are saved at the same time.

After all, there should be very few people in this world who can attend his own funeral, or a funeral with such a strange style of painting.

I sent a message to Tachihara Michizo and told him to go back first, and then followed Amuro into the church.

The Orthodox Church is different from the Catholic Church. There are no chairs in the church.

At this time, there was no one in the church, it was empty, and it was estimated that the scene was deliberately cleared.

This is chartered by Toru Amuro and Scotland, how much will it cost?This is all my money, you two prodigal sons!

Resentful, I found a place to squat down, and Amuro walked through the church and entered a gate.

While waiting, a man with his hands in his pockets walked leisurely into the church, a distance away from me.

A sand-colored windbreaker, a bandage around the neck, and disheveled black hair.

I squinted my eyes, and the man turned his head as if feeling something, and blinked his eyes.

I stood up and walked over, stood in front of him, folded my arms, and said condescendingly: "What did I say last time?"

黑发青年像罚站一样靠着墙，目光闪烁，看上去弱小可怜又无助：“见我一次揍我一次？”

"I have a good memory, I'll give you time to escape by counting to three." I stretched my neck and snapped my fingers: "One!"

As soon as the words fell, I punched decisively.

"Ah~~~~~"

Dazai let out an exaggerated scream, clutched his stomach and fell tremblingly to the ground, with rational tears in his eyes.

"Wuguajiang, didn't you say three numbers? What about two and three?" He said aggrievedly.

"Ghosts know that kind of number. A man can live as long as he remembers one."

I sneered and walked out of the church while pulling Dazai by the back collar.

When I went straight to the trash can, Dazai raised a hand: "I, I will get in by myself, so I won't bother Wuguajiang."

Hearing this, I loosened my collar, only to see Dazai crawling to the trash can like a caterpillar, grabbing the edge of the trash can, and stuffing himself in.

I took a closer look, and the sign on the trash can was "recyclable garbage".

Dazai was hidden in the trash can, with a cover on his head, only a pair of eyes were exposed, like a stray cat, shining slightly in the shadows.

Then, blinked at me again.

There was no fluctuation in my heart, and I turned back to the church with an indifferent face.

If being cute is useful, what do you need the police for?

When I got back to the church, I heard Toru Amuro explaining to Scotland:

"I saw Takaho Yuka! What about the big Takaho Yuka, she was squatting here just now, why is it gone?"

Scotland's voice was a little helpless: "Zero, I know you feel guilty because of Coke jumping into the sea, but it's really not your fault."

"No, I really—"

"In any case, you must protect your assistant. This is the spirit of public security. Coke is my assistant. I did not protect her. This is all my responsibility, so you should stop blaming yourself."

"I do not--"

Scotland sighed, and said sadly: "Zero, don't be like this, I have already lost my assistant, and I can't lose you as a brother again."

"I'm really not a vision, Takaho Yuka is still alive!"

Toru Amuro turned his head, and saw me leaning against the door frame and giggling.

"Look, there she is!"

Scotland followed the direction Amuro pointed, and when his eyes fell on me, his whole body froze suddenly.

His eyes were wide open, his body was tense, and the corners of his lips moved. It took him a long time to find his own voice: "...Coke??!"

I gave Scotland a wink, curled the corners of my lips, walked up to him, hugged him with open arms, and patted his back.

"I'm still alive, you don't have to blame yourself."

Scotland did not speak for a long time. After a long time, his slightly trembling hands fell on me.

He said incoherently: "Thank you, thank you for being alive, thank you, thank you..."

Although I didn't intend to tell them that I was still alive, but at this moment, listening to Scotland thanking me over and over again, I suddenly felt warm in my heart.

Someone in my heart is grateful that I am alive.

When one's own existence is endowed with the weight of gratitude, one's life is no longer frivolous.

Because the occasion was wrong, Scotland and I didn't have too much reminiscence, and the funeral was about to begin.

"God Almighty Father, you are the source of life—"

"Namo Amitabha--"

"You saved us through your Son Jesus—"

"Namo Amitabha--"

I:"……"

Although I am grateful to you for organizing a funeral for me, but... hurry up and apologize to the Orthodox Church and Buddhism! ! !

I squatted in a corner, watching this funeral full of mix-and-match feelings with a blank face, and Toru Amuro stood next to me, laughing so hard that he almost lost his breath.

"You'd better pray that you don't die before me." I said to him coldly, "otherwise I'll give you such a special funeral."

"I'm sorry, I usually don't laugh unless I can't help it... Hahahaha... Hey, don't pull it so you're going to be bald!"

Rescuing his hair from my hands, Amuro asked me in a low voice: "By the way, do you know where Matilda is? I can't find him anywhere now."

I raised my eyelids and glanced at him: "What do you want him for?"

"He is my assistant now. Not long after you jumped into the sea, he suddenly blew up Hong Kong gangsters and disappeared."

I deliberately asked, "Did you send Matilda to Hong Kong?"

Toru Amuro's gaze wandered slightly: "Well, when I asked him to go to Hong Kong to investigate you, I suspected you were a 'bald man', so... sorry, I never thought you were a military police. So are the military police Police, since we are all policemen, we can be considered as one family.”

"Who is in the same family as you?"

I rolled my eyes and muttered softly.

"Ah, there is one more thing." Amuro said with a smile: "It is said that Matilda bombed Hong Kong gangsters because of the disagreement between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law."

I:"……"

Can you stop mentioning "mother-in-law and daughter-in-law"?I almost don't know these two words!

"Central Plains Zhong also seemed to be furious. He couldn't find Matilda anywhere, and just happened to meet me when he went to Matilda's house. Of course I had to stand on the side of the assistant, so I deliberately said to him, Matilda Tida loves not him, but you."

I raised my head and stared at Toru Amuro with a gloomy gaze.

Amuro looked at the front and continued without realizing it: "At that time, I thought you were dead, so I shifted Chuya Nakahara's target to you. When Chuya Nakahara found out that you were dead, all the clues were cut off. That way he might be able to let Matilda go."

This ungrateful little black face even let out a long sigh: "In order to protect my assistant, I really have to worry about it. If there is a competition to select the 'Best Boss', I will definitely win the championship."

As he said that, Toru Amuro turned his head to look at me, and said earnestly: "Just right, I remember that you seem to be very interested in Zhongyuan Zhong. In case he comes to you one day, you can take the opportunity to hook him up. If it succeeds in the end, I will You can also be regarded as your Yuelao... Oh, why are you pulling my hair again! What kind of habit do you have! "

"Do I really need you to tie a red thread for me?" I shouted without tears: "I don't like Zhongyuan Zhongya anymore, I don't like it anymore! I don't like it anymore!!!"

"Hey, who do you like now?"

Amuro asked me with great interest.

I don't like anyone, I only like hair!

I took a deep breath: "Toru Amuro, do you have a lover?"

If he answers that he has a lover or someone he likes, I will go to ntr to him.

Damn, let him talk, give him a green hat to retaliate against him!

"Lover? Well, if you have to say..."

There was a slight smile in Toru Amuro's eyes, and his tone was firm: "My lover is the country."

Huh, he actually has a lover... Wait?Who is the lover?

"It's the first time I heard such a fresh and refined description of myself as a single dog." I said angrily.

But Toru Amuro's answer gave me an inspiration.

His lover is the country.

Central Plains Zhongye's lover is Hong Kong black.

Ango Sakaguchi's lover is the Secret Service.

In the future, if anyone asks who my lover is, I will say it is the Secret Service/Hound Dog/Armed Detective Agency.

The above three answers depend on who is asking me.

A farce-like funeral ended quickly, and I did not continue to participate in the farewell to the body and the escort of the body to the crematorium in a hearse.

"I say goodbye to myself" and "I send myself to the crematorium" are too subtle anyway.

In the end, I asked Toru Amuro and Scotland to help me destroy the information related to me in the winery if there was a suitable opportunity.

"Ah, by the way, there is also the hair growth essence, which must be arranged for Gin!"

As I left the church, I glanced at the trash cans on the side of the road.The lid of the barrel is closed tightly, it seems that Osamu Dazai has left... Eh, wait?

A lock of curly black hair that was suppressed by the garbage cover was slowly pulled in from inside bit by bit.

I turned my head and walked away without paying attention.

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Vodka recently received something from Bourbon, which is said to be a hair growth essence.

Bourbon raved about the efficacy of the product, and even boasted that he was bald before and now has such thick hair, all because of using this hair growth serum.

When Coca-Cola defected before, Vodka helped his boss make the bed, and found that there were a lot more hair falling off the pillow than before.

Vodka said in his heart: Bourbon took himself as a guarantee, and said that he was bald before, maybe this hair growth essence is really effective.

So he happily accepted the hair growth essence, and poured it into the gin shampoo.

At best, this thing doesn't work, so what else can happen?

That night, Gin went to bed after washing his hair, and nothing happened overnight.

Early the next morning, he got up to comb his hair and saw the mirror——

Gin, pupil earthquake.

[Ding dong~split index +999999999]

The author has something to say:

I don’t know if the readers below believe in Orthodox Church and Buddhism, heck, if I offend you, I’m sorry _(:з)∠)_

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感谢在2020-03-1919:49:56~2020-03-2020:39:21期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who threw the landmines: fish cake, the darkest hooligan in the underworld, Zi Nuo w, Chuya who loves to kill 1;

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：Ivy40瓶；此岸21瓶；元离20瓶；Shinkisama、白日梦患者、咸味糖10瓶；Rocky、土豆炖马铃薯、十三个芒果、露露露露5瓶；有尔存焉、红笺小字诉离情3瓶；卿道2瓶；阮眠眠眠哒、燕去初心、张白纸1瓶；

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!