King of 25 Cubs

Before receiving the split index prompted by the system, it was just dawn, and I walked out of a certain cowboy club tremblingly.

Double-strand battle, dizzying, that is my current state.

[Ding dong~split index +999999999]

I hiccupped excitedly, and the smell of alcohol went straight from my stomach to my throat.

Wow it's a gin bar, it can only be gin!

Toru Amuro should not be so stupid as to use that "hair growth essence" on his own head.

Good news from the delivery room, Gin is bald! ! !

"Hahahaha hiccup... no, I can't help it... vomit..."

I put my fist to my stomach and vomited hard in the backstreet of the club.

The goblins at the Cowherd Club are really good at persuading people to drink. Even if I have a racial bonus and can treat vodka as plain water, I can't help but drink it all night.

But I have to say, the goblins are so sweet, and they praised me for being comfortable. Although I only patronized their business for investigating cases, I was immersed in it without knowing it.

Tiao Ye Caiju was leaning against the wall with his arms folded, waiting for me in the alley behind the club, when he saw me spit it out, he suddenly pinched his nose and stepped back more than ten steps, and even jumped on the roof somewhere.

"Why are you polluting my precious sense of smell!"

Smell smell, smell again.

Or it's hearing, as if the people around him exist just to pollute him.

I was thinking in a daze.

Here I have to complain, Tiaoye Caiju is usually very aggressive.

The office and toilets should not have the slightest smell. If the cleaning is slightly unclean, the cleaning soldiers will be scolded by him, and their salaries will be deducted if they are in a bad mood;

In all passing places, the decibels of other people's breathing and heartbeat should not exceed two digits, otherwise it will disturb his ears. By the way, the normal decibels of human hearing is above 20;

At noon, I saw him put down his chopsticks with a sullen face from time to time, and ran to reason with the cafeteria aunt.

The cafeteria aunt was also very tough, raised a large spoon, and said with a look of disgust: "Do you like to eat or not, get out."

After several times of theory to no avail, Tiaoye Caiju could only throw down the sentence "I really want to kill you" in despair, and then went back hungry.

The most important thing is that if he doesn't eat it himself, he won't let others eat it.

What is "today's cabbage is grown with manure", what is "the potatoes are not peeled clean, and there is a musty earthy smell", what is "this after-dinner fruit has grown bugs before"...

Pick and choose, find fault, and finally annoy the people who eat at the same table with him.

As time goes by, no one wants to eat with Tiaoye Caiju.Every meal time, he can always be seen sitting pitifully alone in the cafeteria, forming a vacuum zone of at least two meters around him.

I think he might be a [beep——] zodiac sign, [beep——] blood type, or both.

Wiping my mouth, I leaned against the wall and looked up at Tiao Ye Caiju who was sitting on the roof, and said sullenly: "If it weren't for your bad idea of ​​asking me to sacrifice a little to investigate the murderer, I would have run away." Do you want to drink here?"

"Please, I'll wait for you outside too, okay?"

Tiaoye Caiju said with a dark face: "And when I came up with the idea, didn't you still agree? Didn't you have fun after going in?"

"Bah, you just waited for me for an hour!" I retorted loudly: "Didn't you go home and sleep in an hour?! And I was pretending to be happy for the sake of organization and justice! In fact, I was not happy at all! I'm dying of pain in there!"

"You're almost done! Who is the one who is hugging you? Who is the one called Champagne Tower? Who is the one who let those cowherds praise you and give you a tip if you praise well? Who is the one who got the diamond VIP in one night? ?”

Tiaoye Caiju's tone was full of disdain and disdain: "You asked for information that can be obtained in an hour, and you asked for a night? Let me tell you first, the team will not reimburse you for this expense."

I was shocked: "Are you kidding? I thought I could eat and drink with public funds, so I played all night!"

But soon I calmed down again.

It's okay, I have money, and if I don't have money, Dazai will pay for mental damage.

The reason why I went to the Cowherd Club was as mentioned above, it was to investigate the case, not for fun.

Cough, of course it doesn't hurt to play along by the way.

Recently, there was a serial suicide case related to supernatural beings in the Tokyo area. Five people have died by suicide. Moreover, these five people did not know each other, and there was no intersection on the surface. Even their social status and circle of friends were very different. .

According to the relatives of the five deceased, they all witnessed a huge octopus in Tokyo Bay and went crazy the next day after returning home. They were all found dead at home by their relatives three days later, and they committed suicide.

Among them, the No.1 deceased was the cowherd of that club.

In fact, when I first heard the case report, my expression was like this: (⊙-⊙)? ? ?

"Are they greedy for octopus?" Many question marks popped up in my little head: "Octopus is delicious, but if you get hungry, buy it. What's the big deal?"

Tiaoye Caiju, who has been reduced to a joke in the team for some time, said, "No matter how you think about it, it can't be a real octopus!"

By the way, I always thought that after Liyuan Daozao came, Tiaoye Caiju would hand over the responsibility of complaining to newcomers, after all, he himself has a lot of troubles.

But the newcomer went undercover not long after he arrived, and he went to Hong Kong gangsters.

The choice of time to infiltrate is also particular. Hong Kong and Black have just experienced a series of changes such as high-level cadres leaving one after another, weapons and headquarters being bombed, and leaders being injured.

When I heard this reason, I suddenly felt that the Hound should also give me a raise.

Regarding the matter of undercover Hong Kong gangsters, Li Yuan Michizao is more active than we imagined.According to him, it was to find the "angel of death" who killed his brother and kill her to avenge his brother.

Tachihara Michizo's elder brother was also a military police officer, and died on a small island called "Ever Dark Island" during the war.

The "Angel of Death" was an intern military doctor at the time, and Mori Ogai happened to be the first-class deputy military doctor of the Changan Island combat force, and knew the information about the "Angel of Death".

It is even possible that this "angel of death" is currently hiding in Hong Kong and Hong Kong.

I recalled it for a while, but I don’t remember who was called “Angel of Death” in the underground hospital in Hong Kong and Heilongjiang. This title sounds like a woman... Could it be Alice?

So the target of Tachihara Michizao's revenge is Alice?

But Alice is Mori Ogai's ability, so Li Yuan's enemy is Mori Ogai.

I tapped my palms and said to Liyuan Michizo: "I'll teach you a method. After you've been undercover in Hong Kong, you'll be looking for people with high hairlines to investigate."

Liyuan Michizao looked confused: "Why do you want to find someone with a high hairline?"

"The nickname 'Angel of Death' sounds like a very good doctor, a good doctor, and there are a few who are not bald."

I took it for granted, "Do you think Mori Ogai is bald?"

"Uh, it seems to make sense."

I patted Tachihara Michizo on the back heavily: "You just listen to me, I'm right, this is all experience in improving efficiency, and I don't tell ordinary people to him."

"...Okay, let me try."

After Tachihara Michizo left, I realized that Dr. Yosano is also a very good doctor, but she is not bald.

Hey, this kind of people who are not bald are relatively rare, I think it is faster for Li Yuan to find someone with baldness.

The above are all digressions. In short, in order to investigate the truth of "octopus greedy enough to commit suicide", the hound set up a special investigation team.

In fact, we are a special suppression force. It is reasonable to say that we are not in charge of investigating cases, and it is our job to arrest talents. But the captain said that he wanted to eat giant grilled octopus, so Tiaoye and I were sent out.

That's right, the hounds are so willful. The last time they all dispatched, it was because the captain wanted to eat pure wild mushrooms.

I hooked my fingers towards Tiao Ye Caiju who was sitting on the roof: "After my very skillful torture—"

Tiaoye raised a hand and interrupted me in a neutral tone: "No, it was after you spent a lot of money in the Cowherd's shop."

"Okay, after spending a lot of money skillfully, I got an important piece of information - the dead cowherd seems to have joined a certain cult organization, and the symbol of the cult organization is an octopus."

I used my fingers to draw a rectangle the size of a business card: "Niulang's colleague also said that when he took out his business card, he dropped a white card with a black octopus in the center. At that time, Niulang seemed afraid. He quickly picked up the card as if he was discovered by someone, and his expression was a little flustered."

Afterwards, we asked the family members of the other four deceased, and indeed two of them reported that recently, the deceased was mysterious and didn’t know what to do. Sometimes he would go out secretly in the middle of the night, and sometimes he would lock himself in the house for a whole day. I don't come out all day.

I thought that after the investigation of the case, the truth would almost come out. Obviously, these five people were fooled by the cult organization, and they "sacrificed" themselves in order to summon a non-existent evil god.

For the rest of the work, you only need to order the military and police forces to search for cult organizations whose logo is an octopus.

Unexpectedly, this matter was not over yet, a week later, Tiaoye Caiju came to me with an invitation letter.

"Invite me to be your female companion and go to a celebrity-gathered reception on a luxury cruise ship?"

I raised my voice at the end slightly, and said puzzledly: "Why did you find me? I'm not interested in this kind of occasion, so you can take Deputy Chief Yezi there."

I don't know what Tiao Ye Caiju thought of, his face was rolling like a dark cloud: "If you take the deputy chief, you will definitely become a dad with a child in the end."

Looking at his expression of lingering fear, I reckon something similar happened before.

"Then find Mr. Tiechang, anyway, his face in women's clothes doesn't feel out of place."

I said without thinking.

"No." Tiaoye Caiju refused straight away: "Let me face Mr. Tiechang who is dressed as a woman, I'm afraid I'll spit it out."

I didn't care too much and said, "Anyway, you can't see it."

"But I will make up my mind!"

I thought about it, and said sincerely: "Actually, I am very ugly, with bald eyes, buck teeth, pockmarked face, and no hair, so going to a reception with a handsome young and promising big boss like you will definitely embarrass you. "

As soon as I finished speaking, Tiaoye Caiju suddenly reached out and rubbed my face and head unceremoniously, just like kneading dough.

"Wow, goddammit, let go!!!"

"I'm sure, it's not bald eyes, buck teeth, pockmarked face and no hair." Tiao Ye Caiju smiled and said: "It's not bad, I can barely take it out for a walk."

I:"……"

I have lived such a big life, and this is the first time I have heard people say that I am passable.

"Actually, there is a very important reason why I asked you to attend the reception." Tiaoye Caiju handed over a photo: "This is the appearance of the cruise ship, you taste it carefully."

"Well, let me see."

I squinted my eyes and found a black octopus logo on the bow of the giant luxury cruise ship.

"Besides the deputy chief, you are the only woman on the hound's side. Anyway, the two of us are in charge of this case. It just so happens that I have received an invitation again. Who will you go to if you don't?"

My focus suddenly shifted.

"Jiao Ye, I know that you are very sensitive except for your poor eyesight, but you shouldn't be able to use other senses when looking at photos, right?"

I looked at Tiao Ye Caiju curiously: "Can you smell what's on the photo with your nose?"

Tiaoye Caiju said cryptically and sarcastically: "Can't I go online to find the text information of this cruise ship and convert it into voice?"

Hearing what he said, I suddenly wanted to understand something that I hadn't realized before.

In fact, every time Tiaoye Caiju does a task, it seems that he does it lightly, but he also spends the most effort when conducting the preliminary investigation of the task.

This also led to every military meeting, he stood in front of the whiteboard and explained the mission for us with a report.

Blindness doesn't seem to affect his life, but it is still somewhat different from others.

He couldn't see photos, videos, pictures and writing on mobile phone and computer screens, and he also missed a lot of beauty in the world.

He exchanged those missed beauties for the convenience of eavesdropping on the truth and the ability to fight falsehoods.

Thus, the voice of human lies and deceit has nowhere to hide from him.

"Tiaoye, have you ever heard the allusion of 'Sima Qian was sentenced to the palace and wrote the historical records'?"

I sighed, patted Ye Caiju on the shoulder, and said in a very emotional tone: "You are really a role model that my generation should learn from. Although your body is incomplete, like Sima Qian, your tenacious soul will last forever .”

"...I always feel that you are not praising me."

Actually, I still think of a question.

If one can always hear the voices of other people's hearts, and the world around is full of false appearances and a lot of duplicity, then it seems natural to be tired of the world and human beings.

Personality is not something that can be developed overnight, and Tiaoye Caiju's "lack of character" to some extent seems to be able to find the reason.

"It's decided, next time you are wicked again, I will lightly pluck your hair."

Tiaoye Caiju: "???"

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Tiao Ye Caiju helped me to equip all the equipment for the banquet on the cruise ship.

It wasn't until this time that I suddenly realized that this is really a big boss.

The latest haute couture dresses in spring, I can't even get brand sponsorship through celebrities, but he actually got it for me.

There are also diamond jewelry and expensive bags that go with the dress, all of which were given to me by him.

I picked up the blood diamond necklace and earrings that were the same color as my eyes. Under the light, the diamonds shone brightly.

It's beautiful, and of course expensive.

After a moment of silence, I asked, "Can I not wear this?"

"No." Tiaoye Caiju pushed me into the changing room: "Others will think that Tiaoye Trading Company is bankrupt, so stop talking nonsense and hurry in!"

I thought about it, if I accidentally break or lose the diamond, I will pay him a fake set, since he can't see it anyway.

At that time, as long as he shirks responsibility, he will say that after he got the item, it has nothing to do with me being exchanged for a fake one, so that’s fine~

While thinking this way, I heard Tiaoye Caiju say outside the changing room: "That thing is very expensive, if you break it or lose it, you will be in debt for a lifetime."

I:"……"

This strengthened my heart to pay for fakes.

When the barber was doing my hair, Tiaoye Caiju was next to me and explained the goal of this mission: "That cruise ship is the property of the richest family in China. Same, all Gao Sui."

"Maybe I'm an outcast descendant of their family." I joked casually.

"How can such a big family let their children and grandchildren live outside? Moreover, Gao Sui's family has a strange family rule, that is, they do not marry foreigners."

Tiaoye Caiju sneered at my words: "If you really are, I will broadcast myself in an iron pot again."

I:"……"

It's over, when Tino said this, I suddenly felt that I might really belong to that family.

Probably not, I took my mother's surname, didn't realize that she was a rich lady when we lived together back then?

"The organizer of this reception is the Gao Sui family. In addition to the domestic wealthy businessmen, celebrities and elites from all walks of life are also invited to participate in the feast on the cruise ship. At that time, the cruise ship will sail on the Pacific Ocean for three days."

"So we have to investigate the relationship between Gao Sui's family and the octopus cult in these three days."

Girls take a long time to make up and do hair, so slow that I almost fell asleep. In the end, Tiao Ye Caiju got impatient and ran away to nowhere.

When I came back, my makeup and hair were all done, and he also changed into a white suit.

Tsk, this man looks even less like a good man after taking off his military and police skin.

Finally, I put on a pair of gorgeous sparkly high heels.

I always have a bad feeling... No, I'm going to try to break the curse of getting hurt when I wear high heels!

Jono’s company sent a car to pick us up at the pier, and I just received an email from Amuro Toru in the car——

[Black-faced Sheriff: What exactly did you give me? ! 】

[Black-faced sheriff: Gin has been chasing me for three days! 】

Hmph, who told you to talk nonsense in front of Zhongye Zhongye.

By the way, the blackface sheriff is my note to him.

I hooked the corners of my lips and typed happily:

[It's not Coke but Pepsi: only three days? 】

[Black-faced sheriff: Vodka has been hunted down for a week. 】

Terrible, vodka!

I just sniggered in my heart when I suddenly remembered something was wrong.

How is vodka still alive?Wasn't he "fired" by Gin?

[It's not delicious but Pepsi: Vodka is still alive? 】

[Black-faced policeman: Almost killed by gin...]

I was lost in thought.

I went on a blind date with the winery owner's son in Gin's classic Porsche. What did the driver with the code name "Beer" say?

——"Because the previous driver made a mistake and was fired by the master."

The vodka is still there and hasn't been "fired" huh?

Ah, a possibility suddenly occurred to me!

Could it be that I took the wrong car? !

At this moment, the phone received a new message, which was sent by Ryota Kise.I clicked on it, and what he sent was a group photo of teenagers wearing ball uniforms and holding trophies.

Why did he send me pictures?

Just as I was about to click quit, my eyes suddenly fell on a familiar red-haired boy in the photo.

I:"……"

Hey, isn't this the winery owner's son?What does it seem to be called... Akashi Seijuro?

It's just that he looks younger in the photo, and his eyes are not heterochromatic.

Uh, if I did get in the wrong car, then this Akashi-kun might not be the winery owner's son.

If that's the case, shouldn't his blind date be me?

But Akashi-kun clearly called me Miss Takaho at the time.

Could it be that the person he was on a blind date with was also surnamed Gao Sui?

What kind of shocking coincidence is this? ! !

"Here is the place."

Tiaoye Caiju, who was sitting in the co-pilot seat, said.

I was the first to get out of the car with the corner of my skirt, the sea breeze made me shiver, and a luxury car that arrived at the pier almost at the same time as us also parked nearby.

The phone rang suddenly, and I swiped down to answer it.

At this moment, the red-haired young man whom I had seen in the photo just now pushed open the car door on the opposite side, was slightly taken aback when he saw me, walked over and nodded reservedly, "Miss Gaosui, we meet again."

Kise's carefree voice came from the mobile phone next to his ear: "I'm sorry, Xiao Yuka, I just sent a photo to someone, and accidentally clicked to group it."

As if hearing the voice from the mobile phone, the red-haired boy with different pupils suddenly sharpened his eyes.

"Miss Takaho's ex-boyfriend is Kise?"

"Hey, I think I heard Akashi's voice. Yuka, is Akashi next to you? Do you know each other?"

"..." I looked into the powerful eyes of the red-haired boy, and asked in a low voice, "Well, was your captain in junior high school called Akashi Seijuro?"

"Yes...you really know each other?"

It's over!

It wasn't me who finished the ball, it was Kise who finished the ball.

The conversations from the previous blind date immediately came to my mind.

——"What else did your ex-boyfriend say?"

——"I seem to have said that the captain has never dunked, it must be because he is short... or something."

I took a deep breath and said earnestly: "Mr. Huang Lai, that... Anyway, be careful."

"Aha?"

Akashi Seijuro stretched out his hand towards me, and asked in an unquestionably indifferent tone: "Miss Takaho, can I borrow your mobile phone?"

I was silent for a moment, and decided to apologize to Kise.

Anyway, sooner or later he will be stabbed, and the long-term pain is worse than the short-term pain.

Tiao Ye, who had just finished talking with the driver, came over and asked me, "Do you know anyone?"

On the other end, Akashi took my mobile phone and said to Kise, "I know Miss Takaho because she is my blind date."

Kise: "???!?!?!!"

Tiaoye raised his brows slightly, and said slowly, "Blind date?"

The author has something to say:

This chapter briefly analyzes my understanding of Tiaoye Caiju.

In fact, to a certain extent, Jono and Dazai are a bit similar - Jono knows the falsity of this world because of his body, and Dazai sees through everything because he is too smart.

These two people are similarly transparent and similarly wicked, but the directions of their wickedness are different.

That's why when Dazai was arrested, he said the phrase "It seems that I get along well with you".

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Recommend the new pit of relatives and friends "Why is Mr. Ubuyashiki like that [Comprehensive Ghost Extermination]"

Author: Mixed green onion and cabbage

On the surface, some people are hard-working and good leaders, and they are the head of the ghost killing team who shoulder the banner of killing ghosts, but secretly they have long been bound to the [Traitor System].

Guidance (persuasion) Nine Pillars——

"The children have worked hard, let's put down the fighting and talk about a love that will not break up." Then quickly quit the company for me!

Absorb god (pig) teammates——

"The owner of Wanshiwu hides in the city, and will become a sugar pillar in the future." No wonder, a waste of wood and sweets will look lazy at first glance.

"The young man who claims to be being chased by the tiger must be very talented, and he will become a meow pillar in the future." The young man who shrinks and starves by the side of the road is really weak.

"Recruit all." Come and pollute the ghost killing team!

Thinking about strategies for fighting (helping) ghosts——

"Resourceful and capable of "Crime and Punishment" talent? "It's a think tank, and I have to find a way for the ghost to pick it up.

"The undead created by the energy of Altana? This person will definitely give the ghost king a fatal blow." Absolutely has the information on the blue Bana flower, so hurry up and give it to Boss Xiao!

Later, the villain lost.

Traitor System: "???"

This book is also known as "A Traitor Among Us", "Are You A Little Rebellious?" ", "My lord, what are you doing, my lord! "

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