King of 25 Cubs

In the afterglow of the setting sun, the Sanhua cat lying on the corner of the street yawned lazily, its flexible tail swayed unconsciously in mid-air, enjoying the last warmth of the day comfortably.

"The spicy curry is ready!"

The beer belly uncle in the western restaurant held two plates of curry steadily and placed them on the dining table.

"The doctor said that I have completely recovered, and I will officially resume work today." The uncle was wearing an apron, standing in front of the dining table with his hips crossed, and said with a smile: "Try it, I wonder if my craftsmanship has regressed."

The psychopath who stole the Mafia carpet at the port is sitting side by side with Oda Saku at the table in the western restaurant, and there is a plate of spicy curry on the table.

"Well, there is no regression, it is still a familiar smell."

Odasaku scooped up a spoonful of curry rice and put it into his mouth, while slowly chewing and tasting, he tilted his head to look at Dazai.

The attention of the child-like youth was not on the food.He rested his palm on one hand, stared intently at the phone, poking the screen with his fingertips from time to time.

As if thinking of something happy, Dazai slightly bent his eyes and hummed an out-of-key tune.

He was reading forum posts——

#Title: Shocked!A certain man failed in his pursuit of a goddess but seduces his rival in love. Is this a distortion of human nature or a loss of morality! #

……

834L (landlord):

Comrades, I ate new melons today!

835L:

What kind of melon does your company have?Life is so exciting every day, I want to quit.

839L:

Sit on the bench and wait to eat melons (beautiful.jpg)

842L (landlord):

It is like this, the chairman of our company ordered a high-grade handmade pure wool carpet from abroad, and it was stolen before it was delivered to the company.

857L:

Tch, what kind of melon is this, thanks to my wife being so excited.

858L:

Agree upstairs, if something is lost, call the police!

862L:

As a passer-by who deduced where the landlord works, the police really can’t solve their problems (狗头.jpg)

872L:

etc? !Why are rugs stolen?I remember there were other, more important supplies on board... oh my!I have a bold idea!Could it be M? !

873L:

The upstairs seems to know some inside information?

874L:

Hey, as I mentioned before, I work in the chairman's office. I once heard M say that he liked the carpet outside the office very much, and even asked the chairman to let him cut a piece and take it away. It's not worth the money" and declined.

By the way, the new carpet is of the same brand as the one that was laid outside the office before, so it should feel the same when you step on it.

881L:

Uh, am I the only one who thinks M is funny?Squeeze the capitalist rug, what kind of show operation is this?

And he doesn't steal anything but the carpet. How much is he obsessed with your company's carpets?

890L:

So the point is, M went back secretly, not because he missed the cadre C, but because of a broken carpet?

891L:

Give C some wax, his status is less than a broken carpet.

893L:

Landlord, does your boss know about this?

901L (landlord):

I haven't told him yet, mainly because I'm thinking about how to say it.

In people's hearts, it's not as good as a carpet or something... It's too miserable.

……

Seeing this, Dazai pointed his fingers on the screen, and followed up with a leisurely movement——

911L:

There is a sentence that I don’t know if I should say it. In fact, on the day the carpet was lost, I saw a sneaky D near the port...

So could it be that he stole the rug?

One sentence was so effective that it quickly diverted everyone's attention.

912L:

Fuck?Not what I thought it was? !

913L:

Why did he skip work again?Can you save me some snacks! (tired.jpg)

914L:

Upstairs seems to be an insider.

915L:

I made up my mind and thought it was a bit sweet?

916L:

So the truth is, M likes the carpet in your unit, so D went and stole the carpet and gave it to M?

That is, D knows where M is!

921L:

Am I the only one who thinks it's cute?

Although I have no house, no car, and no savings, I have a heart to steal the company's carpet to support you.

922L:

Yes, yes, this feeling of "even if it's a joke or a few fragmented words, as long as you say it, I will remember it for you, and I will do my best to make your wish come true", really loving and caring!And D has no money because he gave all the money to M.

932L:

Brothers and sisters upstairs, join my MDZZ teaching, isn’t MDZZ delicious?

946L:

Am I still the only one complaining about MDZZ's cp name today?

953L (landlord):

Since it's about D, I really have to tell my boss...

954L (landlord):

There is another big thing I forgot to mention, didn't C always look for M's true love goddess before, and guess what happened?

The goddess of M is dead!

And he died on the eve of M's resignation, visually guessing that M's resignation has something to do with the death of the goddess.

955L:

...This development is a bit cruel, brother.

958L:

Is C cold?

Once a person dies, she will take root in the hearts of those who like her, and M has never won the heart of a goddess.

The unattainable is always in turmoil, and the living are always inferior to the dead.

The goddess has really become a "god" now.

962L:

Does C have any reaction after knowing it?

965L:

The insider said that C rushed back to the company with blood on his face, cursing:

D that [beep——], I must [beep——] him!

966L:

Although I don't know what's going on, it's right to call D 23333

968L (landlord):

In fact, my boss found another way and found the twin sisters of the goddess. He wanted to ask the twin sisters to pretend to be the goddess and lure M out.

However, the twin sisters said that they would not be someone else's stand-in. C originally thought that he should be more sincere and ask a few more times. Maybe the other party's attitude softened and he agreed.

But since D knows where M is, as a person of C, he must turn to D instead, and will not bother the twin sister who has nothing to do with these things.

977L:

Tsk tsk, based on what I know about D, he probably did it on purpose.

There are many birds with one stone, the Holy Grail of the human world with a brain that turns a thousand times and a heart that is like a briquette...

978L:

Upstairs is a smart person, can you explain?

979L:

If I don't explain, I'm afraid of being assassinated.

……

Dazai chuckled, and unconsciously tapped the phone screen with his fingertips.

"Aren't you going to eat?" Odasaku asked vaguely.

"I'm thinking." Dazai paused for a few seconds, then continued, "It's both philosophical and metaphysical thinking."

"I feel like I've experienced this conversation before." Oda Saku thought for a while, then asked, "What exactly?"

"Since most things in the world are more difficult to succeed than to fail, it must be harder for me to succeed than to make others fail."

Odasaku thought hard about the logical relationship of this sentence, and finally nodded slightly: "It seems that there is nothing wrong with it."

"Really?" Dazai said with a smile, "I also think there's nothing wrong with it!"

After finishing speaking, he stuffed a big mouthful of spicy curry rice into his mouth. The moment his tongue tasted the taste, his whole body trembled, and even physiological tears came out of his eyes.

He chewed a few times, tried to swallow the curry rice, then poured a glass of cold water, quickly opened his mouth to breathe, and fanned his mouth with his hand: "This is too spicy, why does it feel more and more hot?" Spicy?!"

"It's because you insist on ordering the spiciness that Yuguoguo usually eats."

The store manager turned his head, seeing Dazai dizzy from the heat, he held up a spoon and smiled gloatingly: "The choice I made, I have to keep going even if I cry, young man."

Dazai paused, and finally sighed helplessly and softly: "You are right."

Shinji just came back from the outside with Saku Le.

The two children greeted each other, and they were already upstairs, but Sakule suddenly ran down and opened his hands to Dazai.

A round fruit candy wrapped in colorful candy paper was lying in the little girl's fleshy palm.

"Brother Dazai, here you go!"

Dazai picked up the candy, rubbed the little girl's head, and said with a smile, "Thank you, Saku."

"It seems that Sakuya likes you very much."

Odasaku said with some emotion.

"Well, Saku Le really likes Dazai-san."

The little girl hesitated for a moment, raised her head, and said in a childlike voice, "Brother Dazai accepted Sakule's candy, can you make Sakule your bride?"

Dazai was stunned, and then blinked his eyes, a little confused: "No way, brother Dazai already has a bride."

Saku Le pursed her lips, her small face solemn: "Saku Le doesn't mind sharing brother Dazai with others."

Oda Saku thought for a while, and said solemnly: "I can't do it, Saku, it will be a crime of bigamy."

The store manager gave a "puchi", his shoulders trembled, and he turned his back and snickered.

Sakuro looked bewildered.

"At her age, how could she know about the crime of bigamy." Dazai rubbed his forehead with a smile on his face: "Let me tell her."

He knelt down to keep eye level with Saki Le, and said in a gentle tone, "But Brother Dazai would mind, because Brother Dazai only likes his bride."

Saku Le opened her eyes wide, and pursed her mouth unhappily: "How much do you like her? Do you like her the way Saku Le likes you?"

Dazai rubbed Sakule's little head again, and smiled sadly.

"Saki Le's candy, won't you give me all of it? But I'm willing to give her all of my candy."

"If I'm a perfect person, I'd like to give her [-] points." He said in a low voice, "It's a pity that I'm a bad boy with only [-] points. If I give everything I have, I can only give her what I have." Very good."

"So Saki Le has to be a good boy, so that when he meets someone he really likes, he can give him [-]% of himself."

That plate of spicy curry rice, Dazai finally endured the pain and ate it all.

It was completely dark, Dazai bid farewell to the Odasaku family and the manager of the western restaurant, with his hands in his pockets, he wandered around leisurely, and finally came back unconsciously.

He stopped in front of Takaho Yuka's original residence for a long time, finally pried open the outer door secretly, and got into the yard, but he didn't enter the house very well, but got into the lawn planted with wind and rain flowers familiarly, in a place that had not been seen for a long time. Lie down after pruning bushes.

Dazai curled up, and the windbreaker covered by the bushes rolled all over the ground with flower petals and grass leaves.

Then looking at the moonlight above his head, he gave a soft, soft "meow".

The author has something to say:

感谢在2020-04-0320:56:18~2020-04-0602:12:14期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

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