King of 25 Cubs

After my eyes recovered, I took the octopus... No, Lovecraft visited the famous snack street.

This craftsman is very easy to feed, he is not picky at all, and he especially loves to eat his own kind... No, he loves to eat octopus.

"Mr. Lovecraft, what are your future plans?"

"Plan?" The long-haired man rested his fingers on his chin, raised his head and thought for a while, and said in a dull tone, "Sleep."

Well, as expected of Mr. Love Craftsman.

After some deliberation, I asked him, "Would you like to come to sleep at my house?"

"your home?"

"Well, my house is very big."

I tried my best to persuade him: "There is a swimming pool, a marine environment simulation box, a forest, and a private beach. And it is very convenient to live in my house. I can take you to eat whatever you want, or let someone buy it back. OK."

Mr. Lovecraft thought for a while, and finally nodded: "As long as there is a sea."

I think this guy is too easy to abduct.

After raising Mr. Lovecraft, the family does not need to hire a security team, which saves a lot of money.

By the way, after I got home and settled Mr. Lovecraft, I passed the woods in the backyard and heard a female voice whispering in the woods.

It was pitch black in the grove, except for the flickering light of the candle that the man was holding, which almost made me think it was really haunted.

As a result, after listening carefully, it turned out to be Takasuki carambola.

She squatted on the ground holding the candle, and with the other hand scooped water from a bucket and poured it on a small tree.

I heard from the housekeeper before that on the day Gaosui Carambola was born, the previous head of the family planted a tree in the yard, and it must be this tree.

"Grandpa, I am 16 years old today. Don't worry, I will take care of myself. Sister... The owner of the house did not make things difficult for me. I still live in the original room. I still have a driver to pick me up and go to and from school, and my pocket money is the same as before. "

"The head of the family is really powerful. With her here, there is no chance to hurt me when the family is separated. I am well protected. There is no change in my life, I just miss you a little..."

I suddenly recalled that Gaosui Carambola's parents passed away when she was very young, and she grew up under the knee of her previous head of the family.

So I was afraid of being discovered during the day, so I had to sneak over to water the mourning at night?

It's a little pathetic.

After listening silently for a while, I went back to the house and found the old housekeeper: "Today is Gaosui Carambola's birthday?"

The old housekeeper didn't expect me to ask this question, he was stunned for a moment, and said, "Yes."

I thought about it: "Do you have any materials for making cakes in the kitchen?"

"The ingredients are not complete, but the basic flour, eggs and whipping cream are available."

I figured I was pretty good at cooking, but not at dessert, especially something as troublesome as a cream cake.

In order to make a good cake, I specially made a video call to Toru Amuro for guidance.

I really didn't expect that the first class I took before receiving Amuro Toru's English tutoring was how to make cakes.

Unfortunately, the first time I tried it, I didn't do it very well.

This crooked and ugly cake was ridiculed by Amuro, but in the end he said: "If you want to eat cake, come to me next time, and I will make it for you."

"Okay, next time."

I looked down at the limp lump in front of me, and finally put it in the refrigerator in disgust.

The old butler who helped me was silent in the early stage, and finally said with a smile: "I thought you didn't like people from Gaosui's family."

"It's also divided into people." I said lightly: "If you don't like me, of course I won't like him; if you like me, I will definitely like him; if this person likes me very much, then I also like him very much."

"My attitude generally depends on the attitude of the other party."

After leaving the kitchen, I met Takasuki Carambola in the hallway.When she saw me, she subconsciously wanted to call me "Sister", but just as she said "Sister", she suddenly reacted and called out "Patriarch".

Life has changed dramatically, this child is not as lively as before, this is his home, but now he seems to be living under someone else's fence.

Just like me when I was with my mother back then.

I hooked my hands at her, and she obediently stood in front of me.

"Did the previous Patriarch tell you anything before he died?"

The little girl hesitated for a moment, and said honestly: "Grandpa told me to be cautious in my words and deeds. In the future, I will have no relatives to support me. I have to learn to stand up by myself."

I nodded slightly: "What else did you say?"

Gao Sui Yangtao carefully looked at my face, then quickly lowered his head and stared at his toes, and continued with some anxiety: "I also said that the successor Patriarch doesn't like my aunt, because my aunt abandoned you, so I don't want to mention it in front of you. aunt……"

Seeing Gaosui Carambola's nervous look, I thought about it, and suddenly said, "Can you play games?"

The little girl didn't react, she looked at me blankly: "Eh?"

"Have you ever eaten chicken?"

She shook her head.

"Go, I'll teach you."

I took Gaosui Carambola by the wrist and led her into my room.

"Sit whatever you want, I'll find you a new set of equipment."

I quickly installed the computer, gave Gaosui Carambola my trumpet, and briefly taught her the rules of the game.

Holding the mechanical keyboard I gave her, the little girl's expression was still dazed.

"Really, do you really want to play with me?"

Gaosui Carambola asked tremblingly, like a quail just hatched.

"Can there be a fake?" I said without turning my head, "Hurry up and pass the team formation."

She clumsily accepted the team formation, I ordered a random four rows, and just entered the square, I heard the lazy voice of teammate No. [-]——

"No. [-] and No. [-] don't hold us back, or they will kill you."

I:"……"

The voice and tone were too familiar, like a wild chrysanthemum.

It shouldn't be him, Tiaoye Caiju can't see, isn't playing computer games looking for abuse?

It can't be to train listening and position recognition.

After No. [-] spoke, No. [-] went on to say: "You will be reported for killing teammates. Do you want to be banned?"

The voice of No. [-] also resembled Suehiro Tetsuchang.

It can't really be them, can it?

No. [-]'s tone was slightly dissatisfied: "Mr. Tiechang, you don't want to meet teammates who are holding you back, do you?"

"..."

Grass, is it really you? !

I thought, in the case of picking chrysanthemums in the wild, it is not certain who is holding back who.

Originally, he didn't plan to bring newcomers to the airport, a holy place for guns, but if Tiaoye was there... no matter what, he would have to feel a beating from society.

So I changed my voice and said on the mic: "If you have the ability to jump to the airport."

Sure enough, as soon as he jumped out of the plane, Tiaoye Caiju was shot with a shotgun, and almost fell into a box.

I am the closest to Tiaoye Caiju. After killing the enemy, while saving him, I listened to him babbling on the team channel:

"This game is not reasonable at all. The position of the enemy's footsteps is inaccurate compared to the real one. If it is accurate, I will not be hit by him at all; and my footsteps are too loud, I will not make such a loud noise at all." Are your footsteps okay?"

I couldn't bear it anymore, and yelled at him, "Can you shut up!"

The other party's voice paused, and the tone rose slightly: "Are you... Gao Sui?"

"It's you." Suehiro Tieshang also recognized my voice.

I had a headache and asked these two people: "Forget it, Mr. Tiechang, why are you here?"

"Oh, I heard that this game can tell the position by listening to the sound, so I have to try it." Suehiro Tiechang explained in that calm tone: "I persuaded him, but he didn't listen."

I:"……"

The game process after that is simply indescribable.

Tiaoye Caiju is indeed a blind man, and he implements a concept throughout the whole process-"blindly fight".

Shooting randomly, making random footsteps to expose the position, being knocked down by the enemy again and again, and then asked me to save him...

In the end, Tiaoye Caiju did not die under the enemy's gun, but was shot to death by me holding a pan.

Before he died, he left a cold "last word": "Gao Sui, wash your neck and wait. I will go to your house tomorrow and chop your head off."

Gao Sui Carambola was very puzzled: "Why didn't you shoot him in the head? Isn't it faster?"

I said with a wooden face: "Because it's better to shoot to death with a pan."

As for Mo Guang Tie Chang, he died earlier than Tiao Ye Cai Ju.

I even drove when I was running drugs, but he preferred to run behind the car, no matter how much he persuaded him, he would not get in the car, and said that this way he could train the villain in the game.

"You can't relax in the game. You need to improve yourself every moment in life."

He said what seemed to be a great thing with a serious face.

So I also reversed the car solemnly and ran over Suehiro Tiechang to death.

It's a pity that when I shot the wild chrysanthemum to death with a pan, I was shot in the head by an AWM sniper | gun in the distance. The whole team was left with a rookie, Gaosui Carambola, who failed to eat chicken in the end.

As a person who has practiced hard for many years and finally became a game master, I managed to bring my sister once but failed to eat chicken. This is a shame and shame, and it also makes me feel very humiliated.

So I refused to admit defeat and started a new round, still with four random rows, this time the teammates were quieter, so I took the initiative to take over the command.

"Let's skip school."

I turned on the mic, marked the jump point, and manipulated the game villain to change direction in the air.

After I turned on the microphone, No. [-] also spoke, with a cold tone: "Don't give me orders.".

Hiss, this voice sounds familiar.

"Brother, talk to people well."

The girl on the [-]th finished training her brother, and then apologized to me: "I'm sorry, my brother doesn't usually play games, this time I forced him to relax, so he is not familiar with the rules."

Hey, Number Four's voice sounds familiar too.

I suddenly had a bad premonition in my heart, and I always felt that this time I was going to be beaten again.

When I first landed at school, I thought about staying away from number three, but number three picked up a frying pan before me and started chasing me in circles.

"Wait, are we teammates?!"

My head was full of question marks, and I shouted while hiding.

"I have no teammates."

No. [-]'s voice carried the melancholy that I am very familiar with, and it made my head hurt when I heard it:

"Victory can only belong to one person. This road is destined to be walked alone."

I:"???"

What the hell is wrong with this?

"Fear death, fear killing, those who seek death, die equally, those who seek death, do as you wish."

He said to himself what others couldn't understand, raised the frying pan, and shot me to death, who was unlucky and couldn't get the gun anyway.

"Rashomon - even the pot jaw!!!"

"……Grass!"

I quit the game, took a deep breath, and slapped the table hard: "Wow, I'm so pissed off, Akutagawa Ryunosuke, wait for me!"

Re-entering the game for the third time, I decided not to have four rows.

Isn't double row bad? Why didn't I think about four rows before?

This time, there are only me and Gaosui Carambola in the team, and there is no pig teammate Sao operation. I finally succeeded in eating chicken.

Looking at the pink title of "Bring a sister to eat chicken" with a fox bow tie, I smiled, turned my head and said to Gao Sui Carambola pointingly: "It is indeed bringing a 'sister'."

Gao Sui Carambola opened her eyes wide.

The lights dimmed in due time, and when they came back on again, the butler appeared in the room with the cake I made.

I looked at the ugly cake with irregular shape, touched my nose, and said with some embarrassment: "It's the first time I made it, and I'm not very skilled. I will definitely make it better next time."

Gao Sui Carambola stared blankly at me, the circles of her eyes turning red silently.

Alas, I can't stand the eyes of the little girl.

"Hey, it's ugly, but it still tastes—"

Gao Sui Carambola rushed over and hugged me, rubbing her head on my body, and choked up, "Sister~"

I patted her on the back: "Hey, blow out the candles."

Gaosui Carambola grunted "Mm", just hugged me and didn't let go, finally persuaded her to leave.

I thought the cake was too sweet, so I only ate a few mouthfuls. The housekeeper had high blood sugar, so I didn't dare to eat more. In the end, the strangely shaped cake was almost eaten up by the carambola.

"Put it in the refrigerator if you can't eat it." I watched the little girl cry while eating the cake with some helplessness, "I guess you will gain three catties after eating it all."

"No, I want to eat them all." She wiped her eyes and said, sobbing, "I'm so happy, I thought no one would celebrate my birthday again."

I touched her hair kindly: "Hey, if you eat my cake, you have to take the entrance exam to Dongda with me."

Gaosui Carambola choked suddenly.

I showed my amiable wolf grandma a smile: "I have no motivation to study alone. I can't be the only one who takes the exam at Dongda University. Everyone's surname is Gao Sui, so of course we have to study the papers together."

Gao Sui Carambola: "..."

The little girl hiccupped and began to talk about him from left to right: "The carpet in my sister's room is so soft, what brand is it?"

I was silent for a moment, slightly raised the corners of my lips:

"Don't tell you."

·

Tiaoye Caiju, who was crushed to death by a frying pan, came to my house the next day to inquire about his crimes.

"I understand the truth, but why do you have to rush to eat?" I stared at him unhappily: "Actually, did you come here on purpose?"

"You're right, I might as well spend money with you in the future."

Tiao Ye Caiju didn't treat himself as an outsider, sat down at the dining table, and said with a look of disgust: "I've had enough of the food in the cafeteria, and today's potatoes haven't been peeled clean."

"..." I waved my hand speechlessly, and said to the butler, "Give him some extra bowls and chopsticks."

Gao Sui Carambola just came downstairs when she saw a guest at home, ran to my side and whispered, "Sister, why does this person look so familiar to me?"

Tiaoye Caiju smiled, and said in a reserved tone, "I'm your sister's colleague."

Gao Sui Carambola stared at Tiaoye Caiju suspiciously, and after a while tapped his palm: "Ah, I remembered, you are the one who stewed yourself in the iron pot live on the Internet..."

I put my hands on my chin and said to Gaosui Carambola: "He wants to come to our table, do you agree?"

"At the table?" Gao Sui Carambola looked down at the food on the table, and then looked up at Tiao Ye Caiju. She didn't know what she was missing, and she showed a very incomprehensible look.

Then she wrinkled her face: "It's better to say goodbye, our family doesn't eat human flesh, and we don't have such a big pot, we can't cook him."