King of 25 Cubs

"Hula, hula!"

I raised my phone and looked at Dazai expectantly.

It's a pity that Dazai didn't know where the burden of idols came from, so he didn't dance at all.

He didn't want to dance, but he didn't directly say "I don't want to dance", instead he bargained with me: "If Yuguo agrees to die in love with me, I will dance."

Come on, don't dance if you don't dance.

Disappointed, I took my phone back.

"Turn your head up, and roll your eyelids up." I found eye drops from the medicine cabinet: "Let's do this tonight, and I'll take you to the hospital tomorrow."

Dazai raised his head obediently, with a vague tone: "Actually, it's nothing, and it will be fine soon...ah, I don't know how to roll my eyelids, so I want Yugo to do it for me."

I:"……"

What?You Yokohama Lockpicker can't even roll your eyelids, what are you kidding?

"It's true that I can't turn my eyelids. Suicides never lie." As if he knew what I was thinking, he said solemnly: "It's scary to turn your eyelids. Can human beings really turn their own eyelids? And the locks that were opened didn't grow on my eyes."

Fine.

While giving Dazai eye drops, I carefully checked his conjunctiva for inflammation.

"How long have you been wearing colored contact lenses to make your eyes look like this?"

Dazai's head was moving around, as if his eyelids were rolled up and he was very uncomfortable.

"Don't move." I pinched the back of his neck and said angrily, "Why didn't I wear colored contact lenses when I was Matilda? Isn't it because I was afraid that wearing them for a long time would be bad for my eyes. By the way, you go back to your room at night." Won't you take it off later?"

"Except for bathing, I hardly pick it off."

Dazai's long eyelashes brushed my palm, slightly itchy.

"I have to be ready at all times, in case Yuguo suddenly attacks me at night."

What happened at night?Who attacked at night?Who is attacking at night?

"..." I was a little speechless: "If I don't take the initiative to expose you, have you been wearing a vest all the time?"

Dazai gave a weak "hmm", and said with some guilt: "How long can it be delayed?"

"And then drag it on a little longer, so that you can blind yourself?"

"If you can't see Yuka's future, what's the difference between you and a blind man!"

He said confidently.

"Even if you say nice things, the reconciliation will have to happen after I'm admitted to Dongdae."

"... Yuguo, I have to admit a mistake to you."

Dazai tugged at my sleeve and said in a super low voice.

I was suddenly vigilant: "What's wrong."

"The flowers over there in your old house were crushed by me."

I:"……"

It turned out to be your stray cat.

"That tortoise named 'Mackerel', I put it on the balcony to bask in the sun and forgot to bring it back, so it died in the sun, and I stewed it because I was afraid you would scold me."

I:"………"

If you die, you will die. Wouldn't it be better to let it rest in the ground?

"Back when you were still 'bald and strong', I deliberately made you food and made you sleepy for three days. I didn't catch up with the guerrilla selection. In fact, I didn't want you to move out after being promoted."

I:"…………"

Sure enough, you kid has no good intentions!

"The piece of tofu I gave you before, I heard that other people who ate it had a little accident, it's just a little..."

In order to express how small the accident was, he gestured with two fingers and asked me again: "Well, have you eaten?"

I:"……………"

Osamu Dazai, are you poisonous!Yes or no! ! !

"Ah, and—"

I squeezed between my brows, took a deep breath, and interrupted him: "You better shut up."

"Let me finish."

I said with a wooden face: "Let's go on, let's reconcile after I graduate from college."

"That's what you didn't let me say." Dazai made a gesture of zipping his mouth with a smile: "Don't look into the past."

I suddenly feel angry.

Damn, I miss Osamu Dazai.

"Hey, it's a little itchy."

Just as Dazai was about to rub his eyes, I patted the back of his hand: "Don't touch it with your hands."

"Then Yuguo, can you blow it up for me?"

"Think beautifully, but there's no way."

I was packing up the medicine box when Dazai suddenly said again: "Actually, there is one more thing that must be said, and I have to say it if Yugo doesn't let me."

He came over and hugged me gently.

"Thank you."

I lowered my eyes: "Thank you for what?"

"That rainy night, thank you for letting me survive."

Dazai hugged me for a while, then let go quickly, then immediately turned around, waved his back to me, and said in a pretendingly relaxed tone: "Ah~ I'm so sleepy, I'm going to bed, you should go to bed early too .”

After dropping such a sentence, he quickly slipped away.

I sat blankly on the chair with the medicine box in my arms. After a long time, Deng Tuzi flew over with a note in his mouth.

It spat out the note into my palm, then flapped its wings and flew to the top of my head: "Beauty, have a smile~"

I slowly unfolded the note—【Yuguo, I wish you a good dream tonight, good night ヾ(▽)ノ】

I blinked, and suddenly covered the corners of my mouth to cover up, pretending to yawn.

"Oh, I'm sleepy too, go to sleep!"

Although I am very energetic now, I don't feel sleepy at all; although there are still many things that I haven't considered clearly...but I will leave it to tomorrow to think about the future.

If you still can't figure it out tomorrow, let the future decide.

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the next day.

I am replying to the work email sent by the company. The Litchi Pay software has just been put on the shelves recently. There are not many users, but there are many urgent adjustments and solutions in terms of operations.

And Dazai was staring at the bowl in front of him with a sad face.

It was a bowl of white porridge without any oily smell.

Gaosui Carambola went downstairs in a daze, her footsteps were flimsy, she yawned profusely, and walked to the dining table like sleepwalking.

"Good morning."

She yawned again, picked up the chopsticks after she sat down, and when she saw the "stranger" at the same table, the little girl suddenly woke up.

Gao Sui Carambola blinked blankly, said "Hi~", and quietly moved the chair towards me.

"Sister, who is this person?"

She quickly raised her head and glanced around again: "Where did Teacher Yandao go? Why didn't you see him today?"

I twitched the corners of my mouth and said without raising my head, "He is Mr. Yandao, who is so brave and extremely intelligent that you can do nothing but have children."

"Hey, to be honest, I once thought that Teacher Yandao could even have children."

Gao Sui Carambola cast her scrutinizing gaze on Dazai, then turned her head to look at me, and said in a low voice, "No matter how you look at it, you are not alone. Teacher Yandao has straight and refreshing hair, and this one is obviously curly. !"

When talking about natural rolls, Gaosui Carambola’s tone was a bit unacceptable.

Unexpectedly, she turned out to be a straight hair control.

Dazai also raised his head.

The two of them looked at me with four pairs of eyes.

Gao Sui Carambola probably doesn't quite understand why Teacher Yandao's appearance has dropped, and Dazai... probably wants me to help explain.

I forwarded the work email to Gaosui Carambola, asking her to read it too, then lowered my head and ate my own meal: "I won't explain it for you, you can say it yourself."

Dazai drew a long voice with a smile, and calmly said: "This is a long story. Back then, your sister had no hair, so I became roommates—"

"Shut up, don't mention the fact that I don't have hair!"

I turned my head and said to Gaosui Carambola quickly: "This man pretends to be Teacher Yandao because he is afraid that I will recognize him."

Gao Sui Carambola's head was full of question marks: "Sister, did you really have no hair?"

Her gaze drifted to the top of my head unconsciously: "Then are you getting hair transplant now?"

"This is real hair, where are your eyes looking! Is this the point?" I patted the table angrily.

"Okay then, I won't ask this, let's change the subject—why is Mr. Yandao afraid of being recognized by you? Why do you want to be a teacher even if you are afraid of being recognized?"

Before we could answer, her eyes lit up: "Ah, I understand! Teacher Yandao also wants to be at our table, right?"

Dazai was taken aback for a moment, then smiled like a flower, with a kind and gratifying tone: "Yes, yes, Yang Tao is really a smart child!"

I:"……"

Gao Sui Carambola took out her mobile phone and muttered: "I saw a large saucepan that can hold a whole person on a second-hand platform before. It is said that it has only been used once, and it is [-]% new. I seem to order it for collection. I'll look for it."

Dazai: "...???"

I suspect that Yang Tao is pretending to be ignorant while pretending to understand.

In short, although she doesn't quite understand what happened, she just knows that Dazai is Yandao-sensei.

After explaining his identity, Dazai continued to stir the white porridge in the bowl with a sad face, and said brokenly: "Is this the only thing I can eat? Is it too bland? There is no taste in my mouth. I remember the porridge in the refrigerator. I have canned crab meat, can I..."

As he spoke, he quietly stretched out his sinful chopsticks, trying to steal a piece of fried sausage.

"No." I moved the plate, leaving his chopsticks empty: "Your head is wounded, and your eyes are inflamed. You can't touch oily meat, hair, spicy food and wine recently."

Dazai looked at me with burning eyes, clasped his hands together: "Then can I add some detergent to the porridge?"

"Okay, you can spit bubbles after drinking it, and you will be killed by bubbles in the future."

I glanced at the butler, who turned and left, and came back a moment later with a bottle of kitchen cleaner, and put it in front of Dazai.

Dazai: "..."

He secretly reached out his hands, and with a desire to survive, he took the dish soap off the table and stuffed it under the table.

"You really have no sense of humor."

Dazai picked up the porridge bowl with one hand, wrinkled his face, and took a sip of the tasteless white porridge like he was taking medicine.

Seeing how pitiful he was, I thought about it and gave him a sausage.

His eyes lit up, he ate the sausage in two or three bites, and then drank the porridge in one gulp.

I suddenly realized that this person might not be a picky eater, but just wanted to act like a baby.

After finishing the porridge, Dazai leaned back in the chair as if limp and boneless, watching us eat quietly without speaking.

After a while, as if feeling bored, he picked up the apple on the table, and deftly peeled two rabbit apples with a fruit knife.

The big one is for me, and the small one is for carambola.

Gao Sui Carambola blinked, and took the plate with both hands: "Although I think I am the one by the way... But thank you, Teacher Yandao."

After peeling the rabbit apple, he peeled another orange and pierced the orange petals into a heart shape with a toothpick. This time he only gave it to me.

Me: "...Thank you."

"Hiss, I think I'm full of dog food."

Gao Sui Carambola showed a toothache-like expression, quickly finished the last two mouthfuls of rice, and quickly evacuated the restaurant.

Dazai continued to reach out to the peaches and strawberries in the fruit plate, I hurriedly stopped him: "That... I'm full."

"Eh, fine then."

He puts his hand down with some regret

I scratched my head: "You...you don't have to do this, I'm a little scared, really."

I always feel like he's going to do something.

Dazai lay lazily on the table, and said slowly, "But you used to treat me like this."

He scratched his fingers and said like a few treasures: "I can peel cute rabbit apples, I can peel oranges and share them with me, I can make rice balls into Pikachu shapes, I can fry eggs into heart shapes, and I can use toothpicks to pierce fruits into beautiful shapes." shape."

Oh, Dazai was a serious picky eater back then, I always put more thought into cooking, and I even checked the recipes of children's bento on the Internet.

I think back then I was really the type who was good at taking care of people and being very clever. Now that I am asked to do it so finely, I am too lazy to do it.

After many years, I looked at the "rabbit apple" and "orange heart" returned by the other party, and Lao Huai said comfortingly: "Zai Zai, my mother really didn't love you for nothing."

"...Why do you always want to be my mother?" Dazai rolled his head on the table, and finally straightened up suddenly, and tapped his palm: "Well, if that's the case, then I've decided!"

"Decide what?"

"I want to be Yu Guoguo's father!"

"..." I couldn't say a word: "The last person who said he was going to be my father, do you know what happened to him?"

"How's it going?"

"He's bald."

It's really bald, I don't have Dazai, Tiaoye Caiju's hair hasn't returned to its previous length until now!

"By the way, speaking of father..." Dazai squeezed his chin, with a serious expression: "Is your biological father still alive?"

"I don't know." I shrugged. "He should have stayed in the winery. I checked when I was an undercover agent in the winery, but nothing was found."

After a pause, I continued in a good mood: "Actually, I don't care whether he is dead or alive. Anyway, it has nothing to do with me. He has never raised me for a day. He is not even as good as my mother. I will treat this person as dead." Bar."

I dug through the winery's old files, and poked around, but to no avail.

So I went back to the beginning. I found my father's file in the old documents of the Secret Service Division more than 20 years ago. The documents showed that he was a member of the winery, and the red stamp on it was "Missing Person".

Considering that the Secret Service Division might have other relevant documents, I looked for them before entering the winery.

But unfortunately, apart from the old document bag I saw at first, there is not a single piece of information that mentions my biological father.

Then I thought about it, more than 20 years ago, many years before I was born.If my biological father was at the winery, my mother eloped with him after he disappeared from the winery.

I didn't check further here, anyway, I don't really want to know the grievances of the previous generation.

Even if what happened back then, it has nothing to do with me.

"Is that so." Dazai rested his chin thoughtfully, then smiled with eyebrows raised: "Anyway, they are all irrelevant people, let them go with the wind."

"Well... I'm done eating." I stood up: "I'll feed Deng Tuzi first, and then I'll take you to the hospital."

When we arrived at the hospital, the doctor did a laboratory test and examined Dazai with professional equipment. The diagnosis was as expected. His eyes were bacterial conjunctivitis caused by wearing colored contact lenses for a long time.

"These antimicrobials last a week."

The doctor prescribed eye drops and ointment for him, and told him several times not to rub his eyes.

But when we left, we encountered a little accident.

A murder case occurred in the ENT specialist clinic next to the ophthalmology department. The head of the department was cut open with a scalpel.The police cordoned off the scene, and Dazai and I were also stranded in the hospital, unable to leave.

Dazai whispered to me, "Sneak away from the side."

The two of us, one is a "reform-through-labour prisoner" who is being laundered, and the other is a military policeman who looks fine on the surface but walks with former mafia cadres and current labor-education prisoners. I feel that it is not very appropriate to meet the police face to face.

I nodded, and just as I was about to slip away, I was grabbed by the hem of my clothes by a little boy wearing black-rimmed glasses and a red bow tie.

He showed an invincible, cute and innocent smile: "Ah, big brother, big sister, where are you going?"

The author has something to say:

One more chapter tonight

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In Conan's original work, Scotland's death is four years away from the main story. This article needs to arrange the plot, and these four years have passed.

As for when Kudo Shinichi became Conan... In the previous chapter of the amusement park, Nioh watched the roller coaster murder incident in the first episode of Conan, and Gin also appeared in the amusement park.

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