[Hokage] Mr. Puppet and Miss Undead

Those who have watched Hunter x Hunter must be no strangers to Beat the Enemy Hakka, and it doesn't matter if you haven't watched it, the characteristics of Beating the Enemy Hakka are too obvious.

The gold medal assassination family occupies a large mountain (this is a bit like a bandit?), guarding a large number of high-quality and loyal butlers with high combat effectiveness. The master is a cat belonging to the dark world, and they are all beautiful (this That sentence is the point!).

I was born more than ten years after the plot.

At that time, Yier fans had already been prostituted and gave birth to children who were able to play soy sauce, and Qi Ya also ran away from home after the rebellious period to inherit the family business.

Ah~ It's impolite to call elders directly by their first names. Sorry, I'll change my words right away.

My father used to be the second young master Mi Ji, now he has been promoted to the second uncle, it is a bit strange to cough and shout, would it be better to say "Master"?

My dad is the brain of the family, and my mom is my dad's good helper (Da Wu), that is to say, in this big family that gathers many scourges, my parents' combat effectiveness is the weakest.

But the author said that my existence was given a mission (the road to a great prostitute!), so the author gave me the average level of our family's force value-so I wondered how low is the combat power of my parents?

More than that, it is said that my strategy mission is a bit difficult to handle, and the author has been depressed recently and is too lazy to use his brain to fabricate me a love-hate relationship with ups and downs, so he had to give me a big gold finger, which is called "one force down ten meeting".

This is a very heaven-defying setting, because my mother is a trait system influenced by blood, and her blood will naturally be passed on to me.

She is the legendary undead~

Ah, the undead are not really immortal. The world pays attention to conservation and gains and losses. "Immortal" must have limitations and constraints. I will elaborate on this later.

I'm still very small, very small, so small that I'm still in a diaper and can barely roll over.

However, my parents have inherited a brain beyond the level of my brain, and I make the best use of it, and I choose to use it for random thoughts.

My name is Mi Duo. The enemy and guests, because the author is too lazy to get the name and draw a word from the parents' name. It is also beautiful.

Born in such a wonderful family, my brain circuits are destined to be different from ordinary people.

I heard the author say a word: hitting is kissing, scolding is love.

So my parents must be very loving.

When I was a little bit younger, my parents had a quarrel, because my mother found out that my father had not changed his bad habits (Miji is an otaku, and he loves to collect beautiful girl figures), and she was so angry that she directly sent a big move to take away my father's collection. They all turned to ashes in seconds.

I heard my father crying: "Don't~~~~"

I heard my mother grit her teeth: "Go to hell!!!!"

Mom and Dad started a war.

... Dad lost.

Dad was fined to kneel on the keyboard.

Dad raised his head sadly and met my eyes.

Our father and daughter stared at each other for three seconds, and my father laughed.

Wow~ I was drooling and smacking my lips, my father's slender and upturned peach eyes in this smile are really charming and charming!

Dad was in the same mood as I was, and I heard him say, "Hey, I have a daughter to play with and raise, what do I need a doll for?"

Then mother knocked dad unconscious and dragged away with a livid face.

My mother discussed this "Battle of Figures" with me in the future. Her original intention was to let me cultivate the way of getting along with husband and wife (actually, I was so angry that my brain short-circuited and ignored the little daughter next to me). Wan Chong, I'm going to get married in the future too, so I can't afford to suffer.

My mother said that if you treat your husband too well, he will act arrogantly, so men cannot be used to it!

Not necessarily, I think my aunt is quite "accustomed" to my uncle (Il fan), and my uncle is hardworking, loves his job, manages his money well, and keeps himself safe. He lives quite comfortably!

But since then, my father has indeed taken a lot of time to accompany me, and he is super gentle!This made the cousins ​​of the uncle's family very envious and jealous-it's a pity that they all have paralyzed faces, which can't be seen on the surface.

And my mom, who prefers living things to my dad who squats in front of the computer every day, seems to be especially interested in cubs (mom is a cub lover).

When I was young, I often fell ill. Diarrhea every three days and fever every five days were common occurrences.But every time, my mother will accompany me to take care of me every step of the way, come to check me regularly, and then seriously write and draw in the notebook.

Later, after my brain capacity expanded a little bit, I understood a lot of things.

For example, not everyone in a white coat is an angel in white, and may be a research madman.

Not every child will get sick and have a fever every three days, and there is a traditional program called anti-drug training for beating the enemy.

It is not because of the protection of my mother’s love that I can recover the blood bonus. I recovered faster than my brother because of the author’s golden finger——in addition to the genes of the undead, the author also fused me with the genes of ants.

——Chimera ants, also known as chimera ants, are a species with perverted abilities. They eat whatever they eat, pull whatever they want, and don’t give birth to anything. They have a combination of biological performance, thick skin, strong flesh and strong resilience...

The author said that the reason why my force value can reach the average level of beating the enemy Hakka is because my mother gave me the ant gene in an innovative way-why my force value with the ant gene is only at the average level!I haven't heard that my brother has such golden fingers, but why is it always me who fights and gets beaten! (Let’s be content, the blue is better than the blue, and your father was a little bit frustrated back then.)

I remember when I was three years old, I discovered a surprise, sky, big, secret, secret!

In an inconspicuous corner of my father's room, I dug out an old photo with a heavy sense of vicissitudes of time.

This is a family portrait from ten years ago.

I found Grandpa Jienuo, Grandpa Xiba, Grandma Kiqiu, Uncle Yiermi, Third Uncle Qiya, Fifth Uncle Kete...and a big fat man who occupies a considerable area. Taohua looked at it for a long time before she could barely confirm that this fat man was probably what my dad looked like when he was young.

What an old photo that ruined my childhood!

In my eyes, my father is very handsome, with a good figure, and not fat at all. I think my father is the most handsome cat who beats the enemy Hakka!Even though Uncle Qi Ya called him a "fat pig" before, this is their usual way of communicating. My dad can't beat him and he seems to be used to it.

It turns out that there really are no things in the world without a reason.

Mom is really a great woman, the gospel of the family, and the hero of the foreign association (Appearance Association)!Mom has eliminated a fat pig that consumes a lot of oxygen for the society and added an eye-catching and beautiful boy!

Mom you are great!

"What are you looking at?"

I heard Dad's voice coming from behind.

"It's nothing." I replied to my father with a mouthful of milk baby, and quickly and fluently hid the photo in my pocket.

However, it's too late.

Never underestimate the acumen of a member of the family of killers, even though his force value is a scum among the perverts.

Dad swipe the picture, then hops grumpily.

My training volume has doubled, ╮(╯▽╰)╭, there is a price to pay for watching the secret~

Since then, I have paid special attention to all the corners where there may be historical relics.

Hard work pays off, and I had a new breakthrough when I was six years old.

In Grandma Kiju's room—why is it here?Because grandma is a dress changer, the annual fabric consumption can make grandpa enter a workaholic state in that month.

Cough, off topic...

Grandma has so many clothes that one person can't finish changing, and she is more interested in changing clothes for others than for herself, plus the beauty gene of beating the enemy Hakka...

The uncle once squeezed out a trace of tenderness from the face of the ten-thousand-year-old paralyzed face just to say a word to the aunt: "The children of the Hakka who beat the enemy do not have the right to choose their own clothes at home before they get married."

The grandma's children have grown up, and the children who put on and take off dozens of sets of clothes a day are the grandma's children.

So I was lucky enough to find a photo album after climbing out of a sea-like cloth mountain.

photo album!A thick book!

"Ah~~~~~~"

Grandma also has a great trick, soaring high notes.

For this reason, she also enjoys a great reputation, Sister Roaring.

"So it's here? Great, I've been wanting to find it! Want to take a look together?"

"Okay!" I rubbed my ears and nodded happily.

So that day, I was very happy to appreciate the unbearable childhood of my uncles in the high-pitched screams of my grandma—the delicate dress of Uncle Yiermi, the lovely dress of Uncle Qi Ya , Demure dress Uncle Curt.

Unbearable to look back on, except for Uncle Kurt, who loves puppet girls and still wears women's kimonos.

Believe that good things are not given away for free. From the next day, my uncle deducted half a year's desserts and pocket money for buying chocolates...

I have been suffering from hypoglycemia for half a year, and I am dying, and I don't know what to eat.

Ah~ ah~ ah~ Uncle is too good at catching people!I'd rather be imprisoned in the torture room for half a month than no sugar!

So, I still like the third uncle the most!

Our whole family loves Uncle San!

Except for my dad, who was beaten by his third uncle since he was a child.

The third uncle is also very handsome, and he also likes to eat sweets, which is our family inheritance.

Among all kinds of wonderful things in the family, the third uncle is just arrogant, and he looks difficult to get along with, but he is actually very nice.

The fifth uncle is the number one iron in the third uncle's control.

In addition to family tasks, Uncle Wu also has a part-time job. He is a member of the "Phantom Brigade". Don't be misled by the dreamy name. There are a group of high-level wanted criminals there.I was very fortunate to participate in a brigade activity with Uncle Wu, and found that thieves are indeed a very lucrative career, and it is much more convenient to get money than killers!

Cough, let’s get down to business, what I want to express is that Uncle Wu told me the deeds of Uncle Third during this trip.

Three-year-old tracking skills, four-year-old anti-electric shock, five-year-old playing tricks (seems like something wrong?), six-year-old going to the arena... 12-year-old stabbed his mother and kicked his elder brother (second brother, still funny) and left home The hunter who ran away to apply for the exam abducted his friends to form a group to brush ants or something, the third uncle was really amazing!I adore the third uncle!

...to be continued

The author has something to say:

This is the first time for the author to post, um... At first, I just had the mentality of "send it, just send it. It's okay to try it if you haven't posted it yet". After a few days, I saw that there were double-digit posts. Click rate (10), and there is even a collection~~~ Well, the author with no big ambitions is a little excited.

So here I add some clarifications.

Although fanhumanities here are a whim, but the basic idea is complete, and will not abandon the pit, but the update is irregular and very slow.

The author is so happy~~~ I would be even happier if there are comments~~~