[Hokage] Mr. Puppet and Miss Undead

Based on the fact that the author gave me a brain that can think across age groups, life, I have been thinking about this philosophical proposition since I was a child.

As mentioned earlier, I am the owner of the bloodline of the legendary undead! (Pretend to be removed!)

In Gulliver's Travels, there is a strange existence among the Lagnaig people, Stroudbrugger, who means immortal.

It seems a bit inaccurate to say that, because they only have eternal life, but not eternal youth and vitality, and as time goes by, they will also have all the problems and absurdities of old people.

My mother's race is similar to this, literally, it's just immortal, but it will still age and decline with the change of age, and because of the ability of immortality, it will age faster than ordinary people.

Nobody can kill us, and we can't kill ourselves.

If there is no way to break this curse at all, I can throw away the task and kill the author with a knife.

Therefore, in order to slow down aging, undead people often find a spiritual support for themselves. When they can concentrate most of their energy on one thing, their growth rate will slow down a lot, which is probably the same as that of ordinary people.

But if you want to avoid the tragedy that you can't move, you can't speak, you can eat, you can't choke, but you can't escape, you can only lie on the bed and count the time bit by bit, then you can only try to get rid of eternal life.

The bloodline ability bestowed by heaven cannot be easily discarded. After much deliberation, the ancestors of the undead finally came up with a good way.It is quite similar to spiritual sustenance, but the procedures are a bit more troublesome. You can sign a contract with blood oath, entrust the end of your life to other things, and your eternal life will die with the death of the other party to the contract.

Hey, my first spiritual sustenance is my third uncle!

I have been earnestly and persistently following my third uncle!

And I started reading earlier than my third uncle.Remember that "figure war" between my parents when I was a pup?It was at that time that I was affected by the airflow and opened the fine pores.

People with psychic abilities are regarded by ordinary people as superhumans, perverts, and non-humans... In short, they are very awesome.

Based on the fact that my martial strength has just reached the level of the family, and my third uncle is a genius elite who beat the enemy Hakka, so my spiritual sustenance makes my life quite fulfilling. Things that can be done just by thinking about it, I, I, let's change the subject.

What is my mind ability?

Listening to my nagging, you will mistake it for a manipulator who loves to think about it, right?

NO!He has the blood of the undead~ so he is the same as the head of the trait department~ who is the head?The boss of the Phantom Troupe is also a beautiful handsome uncle~

In other words, what is my reading ability?

Well, this is also a golden finger given to me by the author. Since the author is really too lazy to do it recently, referring to the attributes of what the ants eat and what, oh not what, the author gave me a good name for the ability to read - —The ultimate mystery of eating! (The author does not explain.)

I can eat Nian, and at the same time gain the other party's Nian ability.For this reason, after I ate all over the whole family, Uncle Wu took me on a "three-day tour of the tour group" with me who was not allowed to go out at that time. less good skills.

Hey, Xiaodi's vacuum cleaner is really easy to use. I put all my belongings in it, so that uncle can't threaten me financially~

However, if such a BUG skill is exposed, it will definitely be regarded as a plague god and be disgusted. This is set as a first-level secret at home. I also understand the seriousness of the problem, so in order to cover up this ability, I thought of another trick. Titled "Sisters Give Me Up".

Probably, I used the mind tool to manifest the mind beast like me to fight, and I moved a small bench to watch.Moreover, this skill can be singled out or used in groups, which is quite easy to use. I usually incarnate several Nian Beasts to siege opponents. Nian Beasts have 50% of my own strength. According to the principle of one plus one is greater than two, if several An opponent that can't even be beaten by Nian Beast, I'd better run away quickly.

Don't make a move if you are not [-]% sure.

This is the family motto of beating the enemy Hakka.

I have carried out my family's running skills well to the end!

Let's get back on topic.

I like Sanshu very much, and our whole family likes Sanshu!

I want to follow my third uncle!

The third uncle is very handsome and powerful. When he was 12 years old, he stabbed his grandmother, injured his father, and ran away from home. He went to apply for the hunter and kidnapped a good friend... His good friend was labeled as a beating enemy Hakka in order to meet him. His heroic deeds have been widely circulated in the housekeeper's quarters.

What a magnificent life experience this is!

What a magnificent life experience this is!

How can I ignore such a wonderful scene while keeping up with my third uncle?

I've been getting ready for my 12 year old!

But~

At this moment and at that moment, my mother was much more difficult than Grandma Jiqiu back then. Grandma was reluctant to beat my third uncle, but my mother came to whip me regularly and quantitatively! (required for experimental records)

My second brother is not the fat pig dad with low combat effectiveness back then. He is from my uncle's lineage. He is handsome and paralyzed. You have to pay various compensation fees when you go out.

As a non-combat person, my father taught me earnestly since I was a child: I will be beaten if I am lazy (he was beaten to the ground by my uncle), I will suffer if I am irritable (he was beaten to the ground by my third uncle), and I can’t see beautiful women. In front of his wife (he was kneeling on the keyboard by his mother)...

In a word, those who know current affairs are brilliant!

Life is really not easy, I really should change the third uncle's script a little bit.

So on a certain day when I was 12 years old, I chose a sunny and clear day. On this day, my grandfather was on a mission, my uncle was on a mission, my cousin was also on a mission, my third uncle was out to meet friends, Uncle Wu organizes activities, mom is retreating in the laboratory, dad is playing games to a climax, grandma just signed for new fabrics...

Hehehehe, if you don't leave now, when will you wait?

I calmly packed up my luggage, opened the three doors and went down the mountain.

Don't underestimate the gate of beating the enemy's Hakka. The gate has a very cool name called the gate of the underworld. This is a perverted strange power tester!Fans one to seven are geometric numbers with 2 as the common ratio, the first item is 1, and the unit is ton.The third door requires 8 tons of arm strength!It is said that my third uncle Qiao's house could open three doors before the new year!

Well, the training of beating the enemy Hakka to death is indeed forced by life. At least one ton of arm strength is required to push the door open, and there is no such thing as a key for this door...

So my family is really very human, so I don't explain it.

I was wearing tracksuit, a baseball cap, and a backpack full of lollipops and chocolates.

Well, life is pretty good!

I embarked on the adventure of breaking through the level and hooking up with gay friends (you are going to prostitute!) Journey!

The author has something to say:

This is the first time for the author to post, um... At first, I just had the mentality of "send it, just send it. It's okay to try it if you haven't posted it yet". After a few days, I saw that there were double-digit posts. Click rate (10), and there is even a collection~~~ Well, the author with no big ambitions is a little excited.

So here I add some clarifications.

Although fanhumanities here are a whim, but the basic idea is complete, and will not abandon the pit, but the update is irregular and very slow.

The author is so happy~~~ I would be even happier if there are comments~~~

↑This was posted once below, if you read it, you should not turn back (?), so I posted it here again.Thank you so much for anyone reading this post~