[Hokage] Mr. Puppet and Miss Undead

As mentioned in the last chapter, I set foot on a new map.

The first thing to do when you leave the area occupied by the enemy Hakkas in the Kia Republic of Batu Kia is, of course, to eat sweets from other places.

Ahem, of course sweets are on the way. Before that, I have someone to visit, oh no need to visit, I have already seen her.

Behind the checkout counter of a dessert shop, the cashier girl is wearing a sweet pink skirt with a big name tag on her chest, which reads "Don't wake up sleepy".

I put the cake on the counter: "Hello author, goodbye author."

She grabbed me and said, "Hey, you haven't paid me yet!"

I walked back with the unpaid cake and paid for it: "Goodbye author!"

Sure enough, she stopped me again: "Don't you know that I am the author? Why are you in a hurry to leave?"

I raised the beautiful peach blossom eyes inherited from my father and despised her: "I am 12 years old, not yet an adult!"

She handed me a point card of the dessert house and a comic introduction, and smiled obscenely: "Emotions are to be cultivated from an early age, and I will give you a warm reminder, buy more delicious things that you like Save it, and later, hehehehe..."

Evacuated from the author's series of rippling ending laughs, I graciously replaced all the kinny (the currency in circulation in Hunter World) with lollipops and chocolates, and stored them in the vacuum cleaner.

Well, according to the itinerary, the next step is to take the hunter exam!

The first level is hide and seek in the jungle.

Regardless of the test questions, which are not rigorous at all, when I came out of the cave, the forest turned into a desert.

I took out my phone, but there was no signal.

I know there is a word in this world called time travel.

It's just time travel, I'm not scared at all, anyway, I came here to prostitute, so there must be men I want to prostitute in this world I travel through!

I cheered up and took out the manga introduction given to me by the author from my schoolbag——

"Naruto"

This is a ninja world.Because of the evil nine-tailed demon fox sealed on his body, Naruto suffered from the neglect of the villagers, but tried to attract everyone's attention with various pranks.Fortunately, Mr. Iluka still cares about him, so Naruto's character has not become distorted. He is always energetic and optimistic.In order to let more people recognize himself, Naruto's goal is to become Hokage.Naruto's companion is a classmate determined by the teacher. With the joint battle, he finally became a good partner recognized and trusted by each other.

……

Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura.

Why only so little?

Author, can you be a little more unreliable? (Which other heroine has a brief introduction?!)

Well, I shouldn't complain, having a calm and calm heart is the basic virtue of being a killer.

Well, the most important thing for me now is to find a place with people!

I have learned all kinds of survival skills (basic killer tutorial), looking at the vast desert, I wipe it, the environment is really bad.After identifying the direction, I started to hurry.

Traveling is a boring thing, I can think of something to pass the time.

ninja?What is a ninja?

I am no stranger to ninjas, because my aunt has a deep memory of the 287 hunter exams she took with her uncle and third uncle. Among them, a bald ninja named Hanzo left a big impression on my aunt. She gave me popular science However, it is a person who can endure what ordinary people can't! (Go astray and start from misleading)

At that time I was thinking about my own weapon, although this thing has not been determined yet.

So I don't know nothing about ninjas!

Moreover, it seems good to have a very tolerant husband. The post-marital violence and other unharmonious things that my mother worried about before will not happen.

I entered a densely populated place with infinite longing for my future husband.

The entrance to this place called "Hidden Sand Village" is narrow and narrow. I walked all the way and was surrounded by crowds...

Ahem, I understand your feelings when you suddenly see a beautiful loli, but if you keep looking at me like this, it will be very inconsistent with the low-key guidelines in the killer regulations. I just don’t wear your fat and special clothes That's all, and the skin is whiter and tenderer than those of you people who have been ravaged by wind and sand for a long time, that's all.

I pulled the zipper of the sports sweater to the top in one go, put on the hat, and only our characteristic eyes were exposed.

Fortunately, although the architectural decoration of this place is very unique, at least the language is interlinked.I walked quickly along the street, and I could judge the situation from some remarks of passers-by.

For example, the world has not been peaceful recently.

For example, the price of rice has increased by two yuan.

For example, ninjas are so respected.

For example, the new ninja school is about to start.

For example, their names are arranged in the order of first name and last name.

……

I walked around half the village, and finally stopped in a small alley.

"come out."

A gust of wind and sand blew by, and I materialized my uncle's tack, and the golden light flew towards the corner of the wall in a flash.

I have always only underestimated the fanaticism of my uncle's pursuit of money. Even the weapons are painted golden. What a vulgar taste!However, among the [-] martial arts I know, this one is really the easiest to use. It consumes less thought and has a longer range. It also fits the killer’s low-key principle (especially in line with the money-saving style of Il fans). One shot and one shot.

Look, I've hit it again.

An old man clutching his shoulder fell down from the wall.

Hey, this uncle is very skilled, and he even avoided the critical point.

I took a few steps forward and looked at him—I've seen several of him on the roof in this uniform and forehead protection, so I couldn't help but pay attention.

"you you……"

The uncle stared nervously at the tack that materialized again in my hand.

"Don't worry, my elders taught me not to do white jobs."

I think it is still necessary to explain my motives for approaching.

Because the combat power is not as good as that of my uncle, I added drugs to all the tacks, and the one just now was for paralysis.

I poked the uncle's head with no added tack.As for the manipulation department, asking questions under hypnosis is a piece of cake.

"What are you doing with me, uncle?"

"Because you act strangely in your appearance, as a ninja from Anbu, you are obliged to monitor!"

"...Lend me a nun for a set of clothes, uh, money."

The uncle said that his salary was handed over to his wife, and he only had ramen money in his pocket.

Uncle's last answer made me feel good about the ninja profession once again!

He really deserves to be a person who can endure what ordinary people can't. The advantage of handing in salary must be fully utilized!

I knocked the uncle unconscious, and continued to walk out of the alley with infinite longing for my future lover, and then, I saw a little ghost that made my heart beat suddenly faster.

No, I can't say it's a kid, I'm only 12 years old!Not a few years older than him!

I remember I once asked the author: "Who do you want me to prostitute?"

The author said, no need to say it, I will know when I meet it.

Because this is the mission God gave me!

I was born for it!

I have been looking forward to a beautiful encounter that is either gorgeous or fresh but must be extraordinary.

But in fact, the author is not in the mood of literature and art at all. At the corner of a small alley with long sandy yellow sand, a handsome boy with red hair stood upright and cast a glance in my direction with some scrutiny. Attention ceremony.

I raised my hand to caress my throbbing left chest, and the ancestral heart-digging technique of beating the enemy Hakka made my hand constantly switch between normal and sharp claws after touching my beating heart.

How can there be such a boy who can't move his eyes?He must be the target of my strategy, right?Sure enough, he is the predestined male lead. He is also wearing fat and round silkworm clothes, and he looks much better in them!

Falling in love at first sight is indeed the most straightforward prostitution setting, author, you are lazy enough!

I tucked my paws into my sleeves, looked away from him a little shyly, and slipped off my hat quietly, letting him see my handsome profile.

cough……

I, I really deserve to be a good daughter of my parents!As the saying goes, those who are close to the vermilion are red and those who are close to the ink are black, and there is a father who is a lolicon and a mother who is a cub. It is very normal for me to be too controlling in my heart!I should have thought of it earlier!

While thinking wildly, I have already walked to the opposite side of the red-haired boy.

I am half a head taller than him, which is really not a good setting.

He looked at me vigilantly and distantly, and he didn't have the slightest intention to strike up a conversation with the beautiful girl who stepped forward.

Then, let me strike up a conversation with you!

Speaking of which, in the history of beating the enemy Hakkas, the only cases of making friends that are more successful are probably the third uncle Qi Ya and his good friend, right?

Really worthy of being my most admired third uncle, I decided to look up to you again!

However, the first thing Uncle Qi Ya said to Xiao Jie was asking about his age. I am obviously older than a boy, right?It's better not to take the initiative to mention the flaws of age when it comes to sibling love, right?

So I really should change the script again!

"What's your name?" I heard myself ask a second later.

The boy glanced across my face, then landed in the alley behind me, and answered the question, "You're not a ninja."

Of course I am not a ninja, I am the 24th generation grandson of the Hakka who beat the enemy, and my business is a killer, and I have nothing to do with ninjas!

This is not the point, the point is!

Your voice is so nice~

Listen well, what should I do if I want to hide my face a bit?Why is it a little hot?It seems to be blushing?

author!author!What is this setting?I've lost all my integrity as a killer!

I put my sweat-soaked paws into my pocket, and stared at the boy's eyelids with what I thought were fiery eyes: "Oh, my name is Mi Duo. Beat Di Ke, but according to the order of your names, it should be called Beat Die Ke Mi Duo, can we exchange names?"

It's too ridiculous to even want to go whoring without knowing the male lead's name!Tell me quickly, I'm going to be so nervous!

So the boy's eyes turned back to me, with a very concise and refined word: "Scorpion."

After finishing speaking, he turned and walked into a nearby shop.

Of course I followed in, so I was very fortunate to see the face-changing kung fu of the boy who was still indifferent just now, the soft and cute Zhengtai smile at that moment, and the gentle Zhengtai voice: "Grandma, we can go back ?"

My eyes moved inch by inch to the old woman next to him.

The old woman returned her grandson with a kind and loving smile: "That's fine."

Fuck, the distinction is too obvious, boy!

I started to vent resentment.

The ominous aura of a person with the ability to read has a certain lethality. As an ordinary person, the owner of the small shop shuddered instantly, while Xie and his grandmother turned their heads and stared at me with sharp eyes.

Uh?

Why are you suddenly seeing people together?

I hate it, I'm not ready to meet my parents yet!

My resentment dissipated, I took my paws out of my pocket, carried them behind my back secretly, and rubbed them.

While doing this, the old woman stepped back a few centimeters while protecting the scorpion.

Wiping off the cold sweat from my palms, I politely greeted the old lady as a junior: "Grandma, it's the first time we meet. My name is Mi Duo."