just don't die

Even if it made people want to break the sky, the people in the fairy world would never have imagined that this important event that made them feel that they were almost wiped out by the whole army ended in such a simple way.

It was just like a joke. If they hadn't seen the ruins everywhere in the fairy world, they would have thought that they had dreamed a foolish dream.

However, facts are facts. Although the ending is a bit weird, as long as justice defeats evil in the end, everything can be tolerated.Don't worry about what the two saviors who solved the final boss are doing now, the key is to clean up your hometown and restore it to its previous fairyland.

And when the immortals in the upper realm took a month to clean up the upper realm, King Yan Ming in the human realm felt that he was not very well.It's not because the air pollution in the human world is getting worse and the spiritual power is getting less and less. After all, he is a god, and this small problem is not a problem in his eyes, but anything that makes Yan Ming feel like a fool The problem.That will naturally not be a small problem.

In fact, this matter is also very easy to explain.

Take a chestnut.

Because Jiusheng is a human being, even though his strength has reached the level of an immortal, human beings still stay comfortably in their own territory, so Jiusheng and Yan Ming returned to live in the villa in City A. with.

But the problem is that Jiu Sheng was carried back by Yan Ming along the way.Regardless of taking it home, when King Yan Ming wanted to throw this burden on the sofa, the burden king spoke.

"You want to die? How dare you let me sleep on the sofa?!"

Yan Ming's original Wannian iceberg face cracked when he heard this sentence, he looked down at the person he was holding in his arms, and said in an extremely cold tone: "What did you say?"

The Great God Jiusheng didn't know that he was trying to die: "I asked you to send me to the bed. I don't know if I just finished fighting the pests, do I want to rest?" Jiusheng's red phoenix eyes were raised slightly, and all the eyes were full of tears. It's the haughtiness that can make people's hands itch.

The corner of Yan Ming's mouth twitched, "..." Without saying a word, he teleported to the second floor, threw the person to the wall and bounced back to the bed, turned his head and left.Facing such a partner who deserves to be beaten, His Highness Yama decided that it would be better to calm down.Anyway, they don't need to eat now. It is estimated that this person will clear his mind after starving for a few days.

His Highness Hades left without mercy.And the God Jiusheng who was bounced onto the bed also fell asleep because he was too exhausted.The two lived in peace.

However, this is just a chestnut.

Yan Ming originally thought that this situation would last for three to five days at most, but Tian Dao didn't seem to like letting them live a good life at all, so the state of "Nine Lives God" continued for a month.

That's right, for a whole month, and within this month, Jiusheng Dashen Shengsheng harassed his circle of friends so much that in the end almost all friends who were free sent representatives to him, planning to make friends together. He took it to the psychiatrist to have a look.

friend one.

President Zhao Wangsheng, as the first friend of the Great God of Nine Lives, the relationship between the two is naturally ironclad.Not to mention that President Zhao always helped Jiusheng take in dogs or children, so on the fourth day after Jiusheng came back, the master Jiusheng teleported directly to Zhao Wangsheng's villa.

Brackets, the Zhao family's main residence.

But at this time the sun was shining in the sky, and the flowers smiled at me.

Zhao Wangsheng was originally taking Chi Yan, Song Xiaolian, Dahei and Curly to his grandfather's house to cook. Although he already has a fiancee, as a pure man, how could he be able to cook? A technical activity?So President Zhao went to his grandfather's house to make a living without any psychological pressure. Anyway, he has a fiancée who loves others, even if he does it again, his grandfather will be happy.

Sure enough, Mr. Zhao welcomed the youngest grandson of the third generation to come back to eat and drink, not to mention bringing two cute little guys with him.Mr. Zhao wished that Zhao Wangsheng would give birth to two such great-grandchildren as soon as possible, so that he would be happier.

When God Jiusheng came over directly, Zhao Wangsheng was putting a piece of braised pork in his mouth, Mr. Zhao was sipping millet wine, Chi Yan and Song Xiao were absolutely absorbed in eating hard, but they both raised their heads in an instant.

"puff!"

"...cough cough!"

"Ah! Dad!"

"Master." Gudong.

In front of the guards and nannies, the four who ate almost choked or vomited the food in their mouths.Mr. Zhao almost needed a quick-acting heart-relief pill, but at least he was a person who had seen the big scene, so he quickly settled his mind.At this time, Mr. Zhao believed that his grandson knew a great master. At least he had never seen a master who could go through the wall like the one in front of him.

"Pfft! I, I'm going...Ninth brother! Why did you come here at this time? I heard from the two little ones that you went to deal with something, and you came back so soon! It doesn't matter, what is the relationship between us? With whom! You can keep Chi Yan and Song Xiao with me for as long as you want! Don't be in such a hurry, eh?!"

Zhao Wangsheng hadn't finished speaking with a smile on his face, when he saw Jiu Sheng on the opposite side looking at him with the eyes of a mortal, and then fired two hidden weapons at him and the old man, which looked scary!

Zhao Wangsheng tried to catch the hidden weapon with his bare hands but failed. He was directly hit by the hidden weapon in his mouth, and then swallowed it whole.On the other hand, Mr. Zhao was caught by a guard with good skills. Because of too much force, the hidden weapon was pinched by the guard.

Looking at the black, dirty, pill-like thing in his hand, the guard Xiao Li suddenly felt that something was wrong.

Then the mysterious figure who appeared out of nowhere rolled up his sleeves and swept away the two children and the two dogs outside the villa. With a wave of his sleeves, he almost fooled the whole villa.

"... Chief?"

The guard very obediently stretched out his hand to the old head of his family. Mr. Zhao looked at the thing in his hand and his mouth twitched. Before he could speak, his grandson said: "Grandpa, I guess it is The thank you gift for me should be a good thing that prolongs my life. Uh, if you don’t mind, would you eat it?”

Grandpa Zhao looked at this grandson and wanted to beat him up, but he still eats after he has become like this?No matter how you say it, you have to take it for a laboratory test first, and then see if you can eat it or not!

Zhao Wangsheng felt a little guilty when he saw his old man's expression, he coughed: "Then what, grandpa, brother Jiusheng is not like this usually, maybe he was stimulated by something?"

Mr. Zhao just rolled his eyes at his grandson, just you bastard, I don't know how you made friends with other high-ranking people, it's pure shit luck!

After lunch that day, President Zhao was extremely speechless and angrily posted on his Moments.

The third generation boss of the Zhao family: I'm going to brother, what kind of evil have you fallen into!Why did you just play in front of my old man and become a living person! @九死一生.

Narrow escape: Hehe, stupid mortal.

Then, for the first time, Jiusheng made friends in his circle of friends. @九死一生, what happened to you?It feels a bit out of style.

three days later.

friend two.

Police officer Song Xiaosong felt that he seemed to be unlucky in the past, as if he had hit the Tai Sui this year.And the name of this Tai Sui is "Jiusheng".He had just dealt with the instability of human emotions caused by the weather in the past two days, which led to a surge in crime in various urban areas. Before he had a day off, he suffered inhuman torture.

In the past few days, Officer Song got up every day to open the door in handcuffs.Then he can find some wanted criminals in city A or other provinces and cities at the gate of his house. At first Song Xiao thought that someone was playing a prank on him, but after he stayed up all night, he finally found out that the person who brought them over After the ghost image, the whole person is not good.

No matter how fast Police Officer Song was, he couldn't catch up with God Jiusheng's whim of punishing evil and promoting good. He came and went without a trace and slapped Song Xiao several times, until even the policemen at the police station saw Song Xiao. When Xiao's expression became weird, Song Xiao finally couldn't help posting a second Moments.

The northern part of city A is all under my control: I'll go to your uncle!Master, please, can you calm down a bit! It is true that the northern part of City A is under my control, but I am not in charge of all the wanted criminals in the whole country, okay?Do you still let other people eat if you go on like this? ! @九死一生!

Narrow escape: Hehe, stupid mortal.

Then, after reading these two conversations, the relevant personnel were slightly puzzled @九死一生, er, did nothing really happen?

seven days later.

friend three.

Gao Daman and Su Yiyi in Sichuan City will finally get married today after being baptized by the sea. On this festive day, Gao Daman and Su Yiyi are still a little bit regretful.After all, the savior they most wanted to invite didn't come, so it was always perfect and there was a fly in the ointment.

Then, when the master of ceremonies loudly announced that the groom could kiss the bride, the whole scene suddenly changed, and countless rose petals fell from the sky. This scene shocked everyone, and Su Yiyi even covered her mouth with her hand and pinched Gao Daman pointed to a figure on the second floor upstairs.

"Daman! That's right!"

Gao Daman was very excited, and was about to nod and shout, but the man disappeared in a blink of an eye.But this does not affect Gao Daman's mood, he is so happy, the benefactor is here!Then, he couldn't be happier.

"President! Some evil wind is blowing in the back kitchen, all the meat and vegetables are gone!!"

Gao Daman's smile froze on his face: "I'll go and you say it again?"

"There are only vegetarian dishes left!"

Gao Daman's heart was filled with embarrassment in an instant.That night, after Dangchuan city reported a certain president's dreamy and gorgeous but all vegetarian wedding, Gao Da posted it on Moments full of heart.

The brave man who saw a big octopus at sea: @九死一生.Brother, I'm kneeling, tell me what you want to eat!I take care of everything!What's the matter with taking away all the meat and vegetables, anyway, you have to leave one for me and Yiyi!

Narrow escape: Hehe, stupid mortal.

At this time, the friends of Jiusheng Dashen's circle of friends finally felt that someone's style of painting was completely wrong. After the posterity added a WeChat group and asked the four parties in detail about what happened in the past half month, The rest of the friends were all on guard, for fear that something strange and unseen "good thing" would happen around them.

However, the nine lives of the Great God state are defense, no, victory, defense, da!

Four days later, a road leading directly to the provincial capital suddenly appeared in the center of the grassland that was blocked by heavy snow overnight. All the grasslands are spreading wildly, and the god of the grassland has appeared!Instead, countless tourists go there in the big winter.

Five days later, all the martial artists in a certain martial arts gym in City A had a weird dream at the same night, as if they had been trained by a famous master for a whole night, and their backs ached when they woke up in the morning. But after a day, their strength steadily rose to a higher level, shocking the jaws of other martial arts schools all the way.

In the last seven days, there was a sudden heavy rain in the desert, which made people's hearts seem to be washed. However, people who woke up suddenly found that they seemed to be running naked in a group.

Finally, the friends in Jiusheng Dashen's circle of friends couldn't sit still anymore. They felt that it was fine if the convulsion happened once or twice. Once it happened so many times, there must be something wrong!So those who were far away chose a representative to come, and those who were close came directly, and they all blocked the door of Jiusheng's villa. Chi Yan and Song Xiao squatting at the entrance of the villa without love, and two dogs.

Zhao Wangsheng suddenly heard the strange panting sound coming from the villa, and a horrified look appeared on his face: "...what's going on?"

Chi Yan waved his hands with a small dead face, and said very tiredly: "Okay, don't worry about it, go back! After today, my dad will be fine..." Although I don't want him to be killed at all. It's overwhelming, but it's not okay to always be so convulsive!Or what the boss said is right, this is what needs to be cleaned up, everything should be cleaned up.

Zhao Wangsheng and the others wanted to ask again when they heard the words, but suddenly there was a shriek from the villa?Suddenly, their footsteps stopped, their hearts trembled, and they turned back directly to the house.

After three days, they were relieved to find that the circle of friends was normal.

Nine deaths: @everyone. ...Don't tell me anything, I want to be quiet.

No matter what I did before or what I have been doing in the past two days, I want to quietly TAT. The author has something to say: Hey, it’s a bit late for Fanwai—forgive me for another episode of desalination in Fanwai...cough cough, within two weeks I should be able to finish writing the side story of this article, and then post a new article~ Memoda~ Happy Laba yesterday~