just don't die

After a month of convulsions, God Nine Lives was finally "suppressed" by the unbearable Lord Hades, and then returned to normal.And Jiusheng, who had returned to normal, said that thinking about it before, it was really a very heart-stopping process. Even now the weather is sunny and the sky is clear, it can't wash away his heart-stopping these two days.

And before the God of Nine Lives finished filling his heart with the bad days before, he suddenly discovered that there were even more worrying things that directly fell on his head.In short, it's... God damn God is jealous of talents!

It has been a week since the convulsion incident. After staying in the villa for a few days, Jiu Sheng finally calmed down and decided to go for a walk under the strong request of the two dogs and the two children.Although his strength can completely overlook the whole world now, the God of Nine Lives decided that he should be a quiet and handsome man.You can draw your sword to help when you encounter injustice, but you will never artificially damage the peace and order of this world.Look at how gentle and nice he is.

As a result, he was confused by his gentleness and beauty.

morning.

Early in the morning, Jiusheng was woken up by two sons and apprentices who never stayed in bed. The family's Dahei and Curly were already screaming outside the villa, obviously waiting for the whole family to be happy and sweet together Honey to have a breakfast.Lord Yan Wang seemed to be busy with something these two days, and because God Jiusheng was very upset after being suppressed for two days, even Lord Yan Wang said that things can be slowed down.It's not too late to come when someone is in a good mood, anyway, the two of them have plenty of time.

Jiu Sheng put on his clothes and shoes, took a look in the mirror, and nodded with satisfaction.Then he walked out of the bedroom and faced Chi Yan and Song Xiao who were looking at him cautiously, a rare smile appeared on the dead man's face, "Let's go, please eat well."

Seeing that Jiu Sheng was finally not so entangled, Chi Yan cheered and pulled Song Xiao out of the door, and then he and the big black curly barking, haha, and wailing came from outside the door.

Jiu Sheng twitched the corners of his mouth, and Song Xiao quickly stepped forward to comfort him: "Master, uh, I'll tell them to keep their voices down."

Jiu Sheng waved his hands and forgot, "Let's eat fried buns, steamed dumplings, and preserved egg porridge."

Song Xiao nodded and ran out quickly, and shared the news with a person and two dogs outside the door, so the cheers and barks became louder, making Jiu Sheng want to laugh again, but!

The moment he went out, he felt a malice coming from the sky, and the rushing sound of breaking wind!Jiu Sheng's expression turned cold, and he took a slight step to the left, and then the hidden weapon in the air fell directly to the ground!

Jiu Sheng lowered his head coldly, determined to see who was the bravest person who dared to break ground on his head, and then he froze.

At this time, Chi Yan's voice came: "Dad? What are you looking at? Is there anything good on the ground? Hey, why is there a pile of bird droppings in front of our house?! This is really not the place to fall!"

The corners of Jiu Sheng's mouth twitched, he looked up at the hostile God, he raised his middle finger in his heart and said expressionlessly to his son and dog, "Let's go to the city to eat."

Then Jiu Sheng's family ran to the city alive and kicking.That’s right, just run over. Even a seaside villa takes half an hour by car from the busiest city center, but the tough family doesn’t need to explain. The speed of Jiusheng’s family running over is about the same as the speed of a bus. .

Jiusheng was the queen of the palace along the way, and it was precisely because of this that he avoided letting his son and dog see some extremely embarrassing scenes-he couldn't believe that the bird droppings from the sky were chasing him along the way Never stopped! !Looking up at the sky that is not a wild goose but a line of sparrows, swallows, crows and other nasty birds chasing after him, Jiu Sheng felt the incomparable malice from heaven!

As for it!Isn't it just that the old ancestors had trouble with you back then! !After all these years, is it interesting for you, an old man who has lived for an unknown time, to hold grudges like this? !

Jiu Sheng complained frantically in his heart, but what responded to him was that the number of birds waiting to poop in the sky had changed from more than 20 birds to more than 50 birds, and this is still going to increase!In addition, Jiu Sheng keenly discovered that various stumbling blocks began to appear inexplicably on the flat road that did not even have a small stone. Obviously, an old man who did not know how long he had lived decided to be with him. It's the end of it.

Jiusheng: "..."

When this strange phenomenon almost attracted the attention of the people in the center of City A, Jiusheng and the others finally arrived at their destination, Breakfast and Snack Street!Jiu Sheng used the fastest speed to find a stool and sit down, then raised his head and smiled at the sky, heh, how come you still didn't catch me in the end?

Then Jiu Sheng's stool cracked with a click.

Jiu Sheng: "..." Fortunately, he reacted quickly.

Fortunately, there was nothing wrong with ordering and eating afterwards, but in the middle of the meal, Jiusheng was still very agile to avoid the preserved egg and lean meat porridge that was about to be dumped by a waiter for some reason, and the little doll who was about to throw him away. An enamel bowl thrown over.Jiu Sheng, who had a meal, decided not to eat out at noon and night, let's see what the thief can do!

At the end of the checkout, the owner of the breakfast shop didn't dare to take money from Mr. Jiusheng at all - you must know that if this master hadn't reacted quickly, he would have sat down on the ground first, and then been dumped a bowl of preserved egg and lean meat Congee, and finally was smashed by the enamel bowl!Damn, he wouldn't dare to collect money if anything happened, okay?This happened three times at once!He decided to check whether the facilities are safe after closing the shop today!

With the pretext of breakfast, the two children and the dog were very obedient and decided to have dinner with their parents at the villa at noon.The refrigerator at home is full of Zhao Wangsheng and Zhao Dadizhu for a long time, so don't worry about the ingredients.

Then, the moment Jiu Sheng opened the refrigerator at noon, the entire villa area was cut off.

Jiu Sheng: "..." Hehe, gas can still be used anyway!

Then Song Xiao and Chi Yan exclaimed one after another from the kitchen.

"Dad! It's not good, the gas has stopped!!"

"Master? I don't know why the water suddenly stopped?"

So for lunch, Jiu Sheng ordered takeaway.And the takeaway was delayed by an hour for various reasons.

At this time, not to mention Jiu Sheng, even Chi Yan, Song Xiao, and the big black curly hair found out that something was wrong, and the curly hair jumped onto Jiu Sheng's lap, giving the owner who seemed very distressed He licked his hands, and then Chi Xiaoyan said to Jiu Sheng very cautiously: "Dad... have you noticed, um, uh, you are a little unlucky today?" The stool was almost broken, and I finally prepared to make lunch by myself at noon. As a result, the electricity and water were cut off, and the gas was cut off. In the end, I was even late for ordering food by an hour. By the end of the day, so many unlucky things have happened one after another, no matter how you think about it, it's not quite right!

Hearing the words, Jiu Sheng glanced at his cheap son coldly and noblely, as if you said one more word, I would throw you into the sea directly.Chi Yan immediately shut his mouth, and then he stood up after a few minutes of restless fidgeting: "Then what! I'm going to do my homework! Song Xiao, are you with me?!"

After intense thinking, Song Xiao felt that his master might need to be quiet at this time, and then left very considerately.After the two little ones left, Dahei sneered at Jiusheng directly. When Jiusheng decided to eat roast dog meat directly tonight, Dahei jumped up, picked up the curly hair and ran away, leaving Xia Jiusheng angrily scolded the thief God in his heart!

At five o'clock in the afternoon, Jiu Sheng jumped up, took his red silk and went fishing in the sea, okay, since it would be a shame not to let him cook or even take out the cooked ones, then he Just eat it raw!Anyway, raw is more nutritious! !

Then, the moment Jiu Sheng threw the red silk into the sea full of confidence, the sky above the sea area was suddenly covered with dark clouds and strong winds, and then a wave of ten meters high was directly set off on the sea surface. He rushed towards Jiu Sheng, as if wishing that a wave would kill him!

Jiu Sheng withdrew the red silk, the veins on his brows could hardly be concealed, he pulled out the machete fiercely and slashed at the sea: "Believe it or not, I stabbed you?!"

The big wave stopped, and the next moment it hit even higher and more violently!

Just when Jiu Sheng and Thief God were about to have a showdown, a figure suddenly appeared between them.Or the shadow of a god.Yan Ming pulled Jiusheng into his arms helplessly, patted him in a low voice and comforted him: "Okay, don't be as knowledgeable as it is, it actually doesn't have a high IQ, and its brain is not very good. Come with me Stay on the site for a while, anyway, I have the final say, and no one dares to do anything with you."

Jiu Sheng gritted his teeth: "Then I can't come back?"

Yan Ming patted him again: "No, I'll negotiate with it, at most it will make you unlucky once a day."

Da Lang and Jiu Sheng were not satisfied after hearing this, Da Lang got bigger and hit him directly, but was directly melted away by Yan Ming.But Jiu Sheng was angrily: "Why do I have bad luck once a day?! Can't I not be unlucky?!"

Yan Ming paused for a moment, and then said: "...Anyway, you have been here for so many years, Ren, well, I will try my best, come with me first."

So, this unlucky day finally came to an end.As for whether the God of Nine Lives will continue to be jealous of talents or whether Jitai will come, it depends on whether Lord Yan Wang is busy with work?Is it allowed or not that he often comes up to accompany people.

Yan Ming: "Hehe^_^."