King's induction manual

The Giant Panda Base has always been an infinitely fascinating place for His Majesty the King.

Among the mountains and mountains, the verdant bamboo forest is surrounded by light mist, and black and white eye-catching colors are sometimes hidden in it, so soft, so plush, so naive.

When people see it, they can't help but want to pounce on them, hug those chubby bodies tightly, rub against them desperately, and play hooligans to their heart's content.

Giant pandas are such wonderful creatures. Although they have seen countless times on TV and pictures, when Jiang Chongli walked into the park and saw them up close, he still couldn't help but grin from ear to ear with excitement.

Alas, alas, that cub over there is huddled up on a thin branch, like a soft cotton ball, with its eyes closed, sleeping soundly and soundly, so cute!

Oh oh, the two over there are very lively, rolling and playing together, you press me, I will press you... Hey, hey, that little guy with a bright red mouth, why are you still biting your brother? What about your round butt, so many people are looking at you nibbling on your butt, it's too careless.

Lionheart Momota stood aside, motionless.

Jiang Chongli was excited for a long time before he came back to his senses and poked him, "Little lion, how are you doing, isn't this trip worthwhile?"

Lionheart Momota didn't respond.

Jiang Chongli proudly showed off, "Giant pandas are only found in Huaguo. They are super cute. They are especially cute. Every year they rely on their cuteness to export and earn foreign exchange to support the entire mountain forest in their hometown. They are super capable and super good at making money." economically minded~”

Lionheart Momota was still standing still.

Jiang Chongli was a little strange. In front of his straight eyes, he shook his paws, pinched the handsome face of the young lion, and pulled it to both sides.

"Hey, little lion, are you stupid? Talk?"

Lion Heart Momota turned his eyes like blue sky, fixedly looked at Jiang Chongli, and suddenly smiled, "Little Jiang, you are so bad, don't try to lie to me."

"Ah?" Jiang Chongli was surprised, what does this mean?

Lionheart Momota touched his chin, "The appearance is quite cute, and it should be very popular with children, but the color matching is really fake, the limbs are so black, the belly is so white, the ears are so black, and the chubby face is white Yes, and the pair of dark circles under the eyes, drooping slightly, with a gentle and honest smile, it's painted on at first glance. Well, I have to say, the stylist is really good."

Jiang Chongli twitched the corners of his mouth, "That's, that's, the stylist is God, can he be up to standard?"

The blond young man smiled, and touched Jiang Chongli's head, expressing that he didn't mind his brazen lie.

Lionheart Momota exposed Jiang Chongli's big conspiracy and was not fooled by him at all, but the little lion is a very gentle and good young man. Even though Jiang Chongli was restless and good-hearted and wanted to scare him, he would still forgive this villain generously the king.

But the little lion's behavior of smoothing his hair had the opposite effect, making Jiang Chongli start to blow his hair instead.

"Giant pandas are real. Look, they are still moving." Jiang Chongli pointed at the panda cubs who were fighting.

But the cubs obviously didn't care about the king's face. They were under his fingers, but they stopped making trouble, and they all huddled together and slept with their eyes squinted.

"Can move... Well, they may be some kind of small animals, but they will never grow up like this naturally." The young man said.

Jiang Chongli withdrew his fingers speechlessly, grabbed the little lion's pretty face, "The facts are right in front of you, how can you not believe it?"

"Now that mechanical technology and genetic technology are extremely developed, being able to fight and climb trees does not prove that they are real." The blond young man murmured.

It happened that a child ran past them holding a giant panda doll, which was made exactly like a real panda.

Lionheart Momota said firmly: "This must be a toy manufacturer's conspiracy. In order to sell toys, they will do everything they can. Where in the world are there animals that look exactly like toys, cats, dogs, bears, all have to be cartoonized. Well, the image of giant pandas is too unscientific."

Nalan little Zhu Dingding watched them for a while, and finally couldn't help but sneer when he heard this sentence.

Lionheart Momota looked at him vigilantly, "What are you laughing at?"

Nalan Xiaozhu raised his eyebrows and said: "I thought that this kind of reaction would appear in foreigners 200 years ago, because they had never heard of giant pandas, but I didn't expect that in today's information world, there are still people like pandas." You are... such an ignorant person."

Lion Heart Momota pursed the corners of his mouth, which made him look unexpectedly serious and resolute, actually very similar to Lion Heart Hao.

"Individuals are always small and ignorant. No one dares to say that they know everything in this world. I don't know that things on your side are normal, just like you must not know things on our side. "

"Which one of you over there has never even heard of a panda, and the information is extremely underdeveloped. Maybe the total territory is not as large as our province?" Nalan Xiaozhu smiled and spit out stinging words.

Lionheart Momota completely sank his face, "Our side is huge, the sky is blue, and the water is clear."

He tilted his head, and said a new term he learned from Bao Zixuan, "Besides, we don't have waste oil."

Nalan Xiaozhu stopped smiling, and he who lost his smile looked very fierce, "I hate gutter oil, you can go away, no one begged you to come here to eat."

"I don't dislike anything. It's the officials in your own country who are disliking you. You laugh at yourself every day. Are you still not allowed to talk about it?"

"We say yes, but you, a golden-haired foreign devil, say no!"

"You are so unreasonable!"

"What's wrong with me being unreasonable, I didn't invite you, why should I be polite to you!"

"Hey... wait... oh, you guys..." Jiang Chongli finally recovered from his dumbfounded state, trembling, he inserted himself between the two, waving his hands indiscriminately.

What's going on here, why did the two of them quarrel without a word, and the quarrel was so low-level, like a brat in a kindergarten.

"Speak up if you have something to say..."

"Who has something to say to this kind of person!"

"I have nothing to say to the yellow-haired ghost!"

"Little Jiang, let's go!" Lionheart Momo Tara pulled Jiang Chongli.

"You dare to go with him!" Nalan Xiaozhu grabbed Jiang Chongli's other hand.

"Who are you, Xiao Jiang, let him go!" the little lion roared.

"You are the one, what is the relationship with him, why should he go with you!" The ferocious little pig howled.

Jiang Chongli panicked, "Don't...don't pull..."

Whoops, as soon as he finished speaking, those two people pulled him hard together, stretching his arms longer.

"Let go, you're hurting him!" Lionheart Momota patted him with a paw.

"You are the one, you should let go!" Nalan Xiaozhu kicked over.

In the blink of an eye, the two started fighting in the scenic spot.

The surrounding tourists screamed and hid away, and even the pandas were startled, with their innocent eyes open, watching the excitement curiously.

"Don't fight!" Jiang Chongli yelled, stopping between the two of them.

crackling-

He was punched and kicked several times.

"Little Jiang, get out of the way!"

"Jiang Chongli, don't get in the way!"

His Majesty the King burst into tears.

Why on earth is this? As for what, what kind of deep hatred do you two have, aren't you a stranger you just met?Why are you two still refusing to stop after hitting on this king?

Fortunately, the security guards of the park arrived quickly, and a group of young men who were big and three rough rushed forward and managed to separate the young people who were huddled together. However, the security guards obviously suffered a few times during this process. ——That's right, they were all locked in the small black room together with Jiang Chongli.

The person in charge of the giant panda base came, and the local police arrived soon.

Nalan Xiaozhu called someone, and the person in charge immediately became respectful.

Lionheart Momota said angrily: "You are the only one who can make a phone call? Is there someone above you? Who is afraid of whom!"

Then, he also called Bao Zixuan.

The face of the person in charge is green, and there are big figures on both sides, and none of them can be offended.

Jiang Chongli shivered as he held his head. He could already imagine the bag breathing fire and the gloomy face of the big lion.

Isn't it just to see a cute giant panda, why things will turn out like this, ahhh!

Fighting in the backstage fight was half a catty, and the fight didn't make a difference. The two of them were very angry in the small dark room, and they continued to quarrel.

"Stop arguing, okay?" Jiang Chongli patted the table, "Are you three years old together?"

"Jiang Chongli, you are here to participate in the competition, not to play, drive away irrelevant people!"

"Xiao Jiang, I'll buy whatever you want from this man, and follow me, don't be angry with him!"

"Jiang Chongli, do you still want to participate in the competition? Do you want to be the big eater?"

"Are you threatening him? Do you think you are his boss or his parent? A mere organizer threatens not to let him participate just because he doesn't like his friends?"

"You still know that I'm the organizer? You offended the organizer as soon as I came up, and you just treat him as his friend? Is that why you're doing good for him?"

"Do you still know that I'm his friend? You want to drive away the contestant's relatives and friends, dismiss his support team and cheerleaders. It's inexplicable that you, the organizer, are so lenient!"

"I don't know why?"

"Not only is it inexplicable, but it's also indecent!"

"I have no manners or you have no manners. It's not good to dislike Huaguo, that's not good. You have the ability to get out!"

"Where do I dislike it? Talking about waste oil is a dislike? You don't dislike it, why don't you buy it and drink it every day!"

"It's about gutter oil, I'm talking about you despising pandas!"

"I don't dislike pandas. Didn't I say they are so cute?"

"It's not disgusting, your panda is doing it!"

"It was meant to be done!"

"you……"

"Stop arguing!" Jiang Chongli finally understood.

He jumped on the table, pointed at Nalan Xiaozhu's nose, and said loudly: "Shut up, little pig! The little lion has no malicious intentions. He is different from those foreigners who hide evil intentions and deliberately smear Huaguo, saying that pandas are black bears painted with white paint." , he has never seen a giant panda before!"

Just as Lionheart Momota was about to say something, Jiang Chongli pointed at his nose, "Shut up, little lion! Giant pandas are not made out of hand, they just look like that!"

The root of this childish quarrel turned out to be the panda, worthy of the sinful Gun.