King's induction manual
Chapter 118
After figuring out the reason for the conflict, all the adults around couldn't laugh or cry. As for the parties involved in the quarrel and fight - the pig and the lion, they still looked angry and refused to accept each other.
The person in charge of the base thought for a while and moved a lot of materials. Starting from the origin of pandas as living fossils, with countless research materials, they conducted a rich and detailed science popularization just like kindergarten children.
A lot of knowledge has never been noticed by people like Jiang Chongli who grew up in China. For example, giant pandas are actually extremely ferocious. Adult pandas are huge in size and can weigh up to 180 kilograms. , The fighting power is amazing.
Giant pandas are not only naive, chubby, smiling, and extremely cute. The harmless appearance of humans and animals is just a wishful misunderstanding by stupid humans. They have never claimed that they are not beasts.
But for countless stupid human beings, no matter how much science is popularized and how clearly the knowledge is understood, when they see a panda, they can still only shout how cute it is, and then show an idiot face with excitement.
What's wrong with the beast, what's the matter with the bear in his bones, the contrast is cute, but it's cute anyway, rolling is cute~
Jiang Chongli and Lion Heart Momota are like two children, sitting on the stools to listen to the explanation, listening to the explanation very engrossed, their eyes are sparkling.
Although Nalan Xiaozhu is very familiar with giant pandas, when she saw the photos recording the growth process of pandas, she still couldn't help but feel happy and softened the corners of her lips.
After the person in charge finished speaking, he couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief seeing that they had no intention of continuing to fight.Sure enough, the panda is awesome, no matter how angry you are, just take a look at the panda, and you will be much calmer.
The police have already withdrawn. This kind of friction can only be solved by criticism and education.
"It turns out...it turns out...it's true..." Lionheart Momota murmured, "It's unbelievable, how is this possible, the length...the length...is completely beyond imagination...the time just now is too short , I didn't even have time to see clearly..."
Jiang Chongli patted his head vigorously, "Yes, yes, I can't get enough of it hehehe."
"I want to see it again." The little lion said eagerly.
"Okay, let's go now." Jiang Chongli didn't play enough.
"Can you touch it?" Lionheart Momota suddenly asked the person in charge.
The person in charge was stunned, "Huh?"
"Touch, touch!" The little lion opened his pure blue eyes, wagged his tail, and looked eager.
Jiang Chongli blinked and wagged his tail to look at Mr. Responsible Person.
"Yes, I can... Not only can I hug, but I can also take pictures..."
"Really?!" Lion Heart Momota and Jiang Chongli were both surprised.
"but……"
How can there be no more, I hate "but" the most!
His Majesty the King and the little lion glared at the person in charge viciously.
The person in charge laughed dryly, "We need to make an appointment in advance, and it depends on the weather and the time. It's getting late now, and pandas don't like to move..."
Lionheart Momota took out his wallet directly, "How much is it, you don't have to be polite to me."
The person in charge laughed, "Oh, what a shame, we don't charge any fees in principle, but if you are willing to support the research and breeding of pandas in this base, we welcome your donation and will issue a donation certificate , there are panda paw prints on it~"
Lionheart Momota was very proud, and swiped out a brand new Huaguo Gold Card, "As much as you need, just swipe it casually, is 20 enough?"
Earl Shixinhao is a moron, so how could the younger brother of the earl's family not be a moron.
The person in charge's eyes lit up, "With so much money, you can even adopt a giant panda."
"Adopt?" Lionheart Momota was overjoyed, "Can I take it home?"
"No no," the person in charge quickly shook his head, "We will still issue a certificate to prove that you have adopted a giant panda by name, and the panda has to stay with us, but you can come and hug it anytime you want , Feed it bamboo, no need to pay every time... No, no, no need to donate money and queue up to make an appointment every time."
"That's it." Lionheart Momota was a little dissatisfied. This was not quite the adoption relationship he expected.
Nalan Xiaozhu sneered, "Do you still want to take it back to raise? Do you think you are the prince of which country? Hua Guo is engaged in panda diplomacy, and you are not qualified to be on the wheel."
Panda Diplomacy!
Jiang Chongli pricked up his ears.
Wait...wait a minute, the little lion is the lord's younger brother. In fact, each territory in the Jiuzhou world has its own social system, laws and regulations, and the economy is relatively independent, which is almost the same as a kingdom.
And, no matter how bad it is, the little lion is not qualified, but he is a real king.
I don't know how much authority Bao Bao's mysterious organization has. If the level is high enough, he can decide to send our king two pandas...
Jiang Chongli had a daydream, unconsciously drooling.
Lionheart Momota obviously thought about it too. He secretly squeezed His Majesty's hand, narrowed his eyes, and snorted at Nalan Xiaozhu.
Nalan Xiaozhu also hummed back. After humming, she frowned and looked at them strangely.
Abducting a panda or something is not a simple matter after all, it is more serious to pet and hug Fat Dajun first.
They didn't make an appointment, and the panda hugging line was long and long, but the person in charge specially arranged a close contact with them for the sake of their backstage and money... no, it was a donation.
Jiang Chongli and Lion Heart Momota put on sterile clothes, walked into the panda greenhouse, and nervously approached a panda lying lazily on a large tree stump craft chair.
The one-meter-long panda lay flat on its stomach, lazily, like a thick black and white plush cushion, which looked soft and warm.
The breeder handed it a bamboo dipped in honey, hoping to divert its attention, and let the two of them touch and hug at close range to play hooligans.
But the panda just lay on its stomach, and didn't even bother to look straight at the bamboo.
The breeder smiled sarcastically, "You came at the wrong time, if it was in the morning, it would love to gnaw."
"Does it have to be eaten before we can touch it?"
"The main reason is that it is not happy and kicks you. This one is almost two years old, and its strength is already a bit strong."
Jiang Chongli touched his body and found a honey candy specially made for him by Little Butterfly.
The panda moved its nose suddenly, its small black eyes opened suddenly, the corners of its mouth turned up, its mouth opened, and it looked at Jiang Chongli with a smile.
Jiang Zhongli's heart melted, and with a shake of his hand, the candy was parabolically thrown into Mr. Panda's mouth.
"Hey!" The breeder didn't have time to stop him, and his face suddenly became a little bad.
Jiang Chongli quickly apologized repeatedly, assured that it was not suspicious, and even fed one to the breeder, "It's just pure honey candy, really!"
The breeder smashed his mouth, his eyes lit up, "It's really fragrant, much tastier than our honey."
Jiang Chongli gave all the honey candies to the breeder.
The panda has delicious food, and the smile is very gentle. The little lion and the little king can finally go up and down, touching and hugging, and kissing non-stop with a smirk.
The lion cub bared its teeth, gnawed at the panda's chubby face, and bit its fluffy black ears. This little panda, who seemed to only like cats, was very affectionate towards the cub, with black paws She hugged his golden head, hugged it on her white and soft belly, and stroked his fur gently like a cat.
The little lion laughed and went to tickle Mr. Panda, very happy.
His Majesty the King was completely left alone and desolate.
Jiang Chongli snorted sinisterly, flexed and stretched his fingers, and viciously touched Panda Jun's round butt, and muttered silently, "Look at this king using the king's touch, you don't immediately fall under the king's Lushan claws!" ..."
In his ear, Xuan Xin suddenly coughed softly.
Jiang Chongli blinked and had no choice but to stop the evil claws in frustration.
He still can't accept others as his own, after being touched by the king, Gun Gun will be separated from him, and he will be sad if he doesn't get the nourishment of the king.
The time to play hooligans soon came, and the two went out reluctantly, but the little lion hadn't touched enough, swiped the gold card, and boldly adopted this rolling one directly.
Nalan Xiaozhu stood at the door and laughed, "Boring, a country bumpkin who has never seen the world."
Lion Heart Momota ignored him, Jiang Chongli quickly changed the subject, "Don't you pet the pig?"
Nalan Xiaozhu raised the tip of her nose, "I have my own panda, and I am a very dedicated man."
"Where is it, can I take a look?" Jiang Chongli was curious.
Nalan Xiaozhu took out his wallet and showed him the photo he carried with him, "That's it, in Bifengxia."
"It's huge!" Jiang Chongli exclaimed.
"That's right, I've been raising it for almost ten years, and the little guy has grown into a real beast, a mighty and majestic man, which is different from that milk doll over there." Nalan Xiaozhu's boastful feeling, You can smell it 20 meters away.
Lionheart Momota leaned over unconvinced, also looked at the photo, and then had to admit that what he hugged was indeed a soft baby.
"Xiao Jiang, we don't want small ones, we can raise them as big as we want, the fiercest and biggest ones!" The little lion screamed as he grabbed his king.
"Dream." Nalan Xiaozhu sneered disdainfully, "The ferocious ones are all in the wild. If you have the ability, go find a wild giant panda."
Lionheart Momota's sapphire-like eyes lit up, staring at the little pig, and said, "Humph!"
Nalan Xiaozhu said: "Hmph!"
"Oh, oh, my watch is so good~" Jiang Chongli touched this, and then touched that.
"Hmph!" Nalan Xiaozhu left first.
"Hmph!" Lionheart Momota snorted at his back.
Jiang Chongli covered his face, "Little lion, if you keep humming like a pig, you will soon be a different breed from the big lion."
Lionheart Momota turned his head to look at the scenery on the roadside, his expression a little solemn.
Jiang Chongli slapped his forehead, walking in the green bamboo corridor at this time, the breeze is blowing, quiet and refreshing, it is a good time to cleanse the intestines.
"Little lion, you and the big lion... Uh, what's the matter?" He said he was confiding his heart, but Jiang Chongli didn't have the skills to beat around the bush, so he could only hit the straight ball.
Lionheart Momota stopped.
Jiang Chongli also stopped, watching his face carefully.
"Whether my brother is willing or not, whether he is related to me or not, we are still brothers, and I am his closest person in this world."
Jiang Chongli nodded, yes, that's right.
Lionheart Momota lowered his eyes, slightly curly golden brown eyelashes cast a faint shadow under his eyes, "But brother will get married."
"what?"
"When my brother has a wife, I... I will no longer be his closest person. Between me and him, his wife will be separated. She is his closest person. Then, I will be separated again." His children, one, one, and another, they will all be separated between us... My brother and I, sooner or later, will no longer be relatives."
"Little lion……"
"Little Jiang, I will lose him eventually."
Lionheart Momota's expression was very calm when he said this, but Jiang Chongli felt that he was about to cry.
The person in charge of the base thought for a while and moved a lot of materials. Starting from the origin of pandas as living fossils, with countless research materials, they conducted a rich and detailed science popularization just like kindergarten children.
A lot of knowledge has never been noticed by people like Jiang Chongli who grew up in China. For example, giant pandas are actually extremely ferocious. Adult pandas are huge in size and can weigh up to 180 kilograms. , The fighting power is amazing.
Giant pandas are not only naive, chubby, smiling, and extremely cute. The harmless appearance of humans and animals is just a wishful misunderstanding by stupid humans. They have never claimed that they are not beasts.
But for countless stupid human beings, no matter how much science is popularized and how clearly the knowledge is understood, when they see a panda, they can still only shout how cute it is, and then show an idiot face with excitement.
What's wrong with the beast, what's the matter with the bear in his bones, the contrast is cute, but it's cute anyway, rolling is cute~
Jiang Chongli and Lion Heart Momota are like two children, sitting on the stools to listen to the explanation, listening to the explanation very engrossed, their eyes are sparkling.
Although Nalan Xiaozhu is very familiar with giant pandas, when she saw the photos recording the growth process of pandas, she still couldn't help but feel happy and softened the corners of her lips.
After the person in charge finished speaking, he couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief seeing that they had no intention of continuing to fight.Sure enough, the panda is awesome, no matter how angry you are, just take a look at the panda, and you will be much calmer.
The police have already withdrawn. This kind of friction can only be solved by criticism and education.
"It turns out...it turns out...it's true..." Lionheart Momota murmured, "It's unbelievable, how is this possible, the length...the length...is completely beyond imagination...the time just now is too short , I didn't even have time to see clearly..."
Jiang Chongli patted his head vigorously, "Yes, yes, I can't get enough of it hehehe."
"I want to see it again." The little lion said eagerly.
"Okay, let's go now." Jiang Chongli didn't play enough.
"Can you touch it?" Lionheart Momota suddenly asked the person in charge.
The person in charge was stunned, "Huh?"
"Touch, touch!" The little lion opened his pure blue eyes, wagged his tail, and looked eager.
Jiang Chongli blinked and wagged his tail to look at Mr. Responsible Person.
"Yes, I can... Not only can I hug, but I can also take pictures..."
"Really?!" Lion Heart Momota and Jiang Chongli were both surprised.
"but……"
How can there be no more, I hate "but" the most!
His Majesty the King and the little lion glared at the person in charge viciously.
The person in charge laughed dryly, "We need to make an appointment in advance, and it depends on the weather and the time. It's getting late now, and pandas don't like to move..."
Lionheart Momota took out his wallet directly, "How much is it, you don't have to be polite to me."
The person in charge laughed, "Oh, what a shame, we don't charge any fees in principle, but if you are willing to support the research and breeding of pandas in this base, we welcome your donation and will issue a donation certificate , there are panda paw prints on it~"
Lionheart Momota was very proud, and swiped out a brand new Huaguo Gold Card, "As much as you need, just swipe it casually, is 20 enough?"
Earl Shixinhao is a moron, so how could the younger brother of the earl's family not be a moron.
The person in charge's eyes lit up, "With so much money, you can even adopt a giant panda."
"Adopt?" Lionheart Momota was overjoyed, "Can I take it home?"
"No no," the person in charge quickly shook his head, "We will still issue a certificate to prove that you have adopted a giant panda by name, and the panda has to stay with us, but you can come and hug it anytime you want , Feed it bamboo, no need to pay every time... No, no, no need to donate money and queue up to make an appointment every time."
"That's it." Lionheart Momota was a little dissatisfied. This was not quite the adoption relationship he expected.
Nalan Xiaozhu sneered, "Do you still want to take it back to raise? Do you think you are the prince of which country? Hua Guo is engaged in panda diplomacy, and you are not qualified to be on the wheel."
Panda Diplomacy!
Jiang Chongli pricked up his ears.
Wait...wait a minute, the little lion is the lord's younger brother. In fact, each territory in the Jiuzhou world has its own social system, laws and regulations, and the economy is relatively independent, which is almost the same as a kingdom.
And, no matter how bad it is, the little lion is not qualified, but he is a real king.
I don't know how much authority Bao Bao's mysterious organization has. If the level is high enough, he can decide to send our king two pandas...
Jiang Chongli had a daydream, unconsciously drooling.
Lionheart Momota obviously thought about it too. He secretly squeezed His Majesty's hand, narrowed his eyes, and snorted at Nalan Xiaozhu.
Nalan Xiaozhu also hummed back. After humming, she frowned and looked at them strangely.
Abducting a panda or something is not a simple matter after all, it is more serious to pet and hug Fat Dajun first.
They didn't make an appointment, and the panda hugging line was long and long, but the person in charge specially arranged a close contact with them for the sake of their backstage and money... no, it was a donation.
Jiang Chongli and Lion Heart Momota put on sterile clothes, walked into the panda greenhouse, and nervously approached a panda lying lazily on a large tree stump craft chair.
The one-meter-long panda lay flat on its stomach, lazily, like a thick black and white plush cushion, which looked soft and warm.
The breeder handed it a bamboo dipped in honey, hoping to divert its attention, and let the two of them touch and hug at close range to play hooligans.
But the panda just lay on its stomach, and didn't even bother to look straight at the bamboo.
The breeder smiled sarcastically, "You came at the wrong time, if it was in the morning, it would love to gnaw."
"Does it have to be eaten before we can touch it?"
"The main reason is that it is not happy and kicks you. This one is almost two years old, and its strength is already a bit strong."
Jiang Chongli touched his body and found a honey candy specially made for him by Little Butterfly.
The panda moved its nose suddenly, its small black eyes opened suddenly, the corners of its mouth turned up, its mouth opened, and it looked at Jiang Chongli with a smile.
Jiang Zhongli's heart melted, and with a shake of his hand, the candy was parabolically thrown into Mr. Panda's mouth.
"Hey!" The breeder didn't have time to stop him, and his face suddenly became a little bad.
Jiang Chongli quickly apologized repeatedly, assured that it was not suspicious, and even fed one to the breeder, "It's just pure honey candy, really!"
The breeder smashed his mouth, his eyes lit up, "It's really fragrant, much tastier than our honey."
Jiang Chongli gave all the honey candies to the breeder.
The panda has delicious food, and the smile is very gentle. The little lion and the little king can finally go up and down, touching and hugging, and kissing non-stop with a smirk.
The lion cub bared its teeth, gnawed at the panda's chubby face, and bit its fluffy black ears. This little panda, who seemed to only like cats, was very affectionate towards the cub, with black paws She hugged his golden head, hugged it on her white and soft belly, and stroked his fur gently like a cat.
The little lion laughed and went to tickle Mr. Panda, very happy.
His Majesty the King was completely left alone and desolate.
Jiang Chongli snorted sinisterly, flexed and stretched his fingers, and viciously touched Panda Jun's round butt, and muttered silently, "Look at this king using the king's touch, you don't immediately fall under the king's Lushan claws!" ..."
In his ear, Xuan Xin suddenly coughed softly.
Jiang Chongli blinked and had no choice but to stop the evil claws in frustration.
He still can't accept others as his own, after being touched by the king, Gun Gun will be separated from him, and he will be sad if he doesn't get the nourishment of the king.
The time to play hooligans soon came, and the two went out reluctantly, but the little lion hadn't touched enough, swiped the gold card, and boldly adopted this rolling one directly.
Nalan Xiaozhu stood at the door and laughed, "Boring, a country bumpkin who has never seen the world."
Lion Heart Momota ignored him, Jiang Chongli quickly changed the subject, "Don't you pet the pig?"
Nalan Xiaozhu raised the tip of her nose, "I have my own panda, and I am a very dedicated man."
"Where is it, can I take a look?" Jiang Chongli was curious.
Nalan Xiaozhu took out his wallet and showed him the photo he carried with him, "That's it, in Bifengxia."
"It's huge!" Jiang Chongli exclaimed.
"That's right, I've been raising it for almost ten years, and the little guy has grown into a real beast, a mighty and majestic man, which is different from that milk doll over there." Nalan Xiaozhu's boastful feeling, You can smell it 20 meters away.
Lionheart Momota leaned over unconvinced, also looked at the photo, and then had to admit that what he hugged was indeed a soft baby.
"Xiao Jiang, we don't want small ones, we can raise them as big as we want, the fiercest and biggest ones!" The little lion screamed as he grabbed his king.
"Dream." Nalan Xiaozhu sneered disdainfully, "The ferocious ones are all in the wild. If you have the ability, go find a wild giant panda."
Lionheart Momota's sapphire-like eyes lit up, staring at the little pig, and said, "Humph!"
Nalan Xiaozhu said: "Hmph!"
"Oh, oh, my watch is so good~" Jiang Chongli touched this, and then touched that.
"Hmph!" Nalan Xiaozhu left first.
"Hmph!" Lionheart Momota snorted at his back.
Jiang Chongli covered his face, "Little lion, if you keep humming like a pig, you will soon be a different breed from the big lion."
Lionheart Momota turned his head to look at the scenery on the roadside, his expression a little solemn.
Jiang Chongli slapped his forehead, walking in the green bamboo corridor at this time, the breeze is blowing, quiet and refreshing, it is a good time to cleanse the intestines.
"Little lion, you and the big lion... Uh, what's the matter?" He said he was confiding his heart, but Jiang Chongli didn't have the skills to beat around the bush, so he could only hit the straight ball.
Lionheart Momota stopped.
Jiang Chongli also stopped, watching his face carefully.
"Whether my brother is willing or not, whether he is related to me or not, we are still brothers, and I am his closest person in this world."
Jiang Chongli nodded, yes, that's right.
Lionheart Momota lowered his eyes, slightly curly golden brown eyelashes cast a faint shadow under his eyes, "But brother will get married."
"what?"
"When my brother has a wife, I... I will no longer be his closest person. Between me and him, his wife will be separated. She is his closest person. Then, I will be separated again." His children, one, one, and another, they will all be separated between us... My brother and I, sooner or later, will no longer be relatives."
"Little lion……"
"Little Jiang, I will lose him eventually."
Lionheart Momota's expression was very calm when he said this, but Jiang Chongli felt that he was about to cry.
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