After becoming a human, you also have to spoil me

Chestnut's pretentious and self-confident appearance, at first glance, looks like a fledgling calf cat, who has not experienced severe beatings from society, and has not experienced the dangers of humans and the struggle for survival in the cat world. Several cats looked over in unison. At night, there are several weird little light bulbs that are green, yellow and orange.

When Chestnut saw that they were all looking at him, he was a little nervous. He thought about his lines in his heart, and introduced himself confidently with his head held high: "Hello, everyone, I am Chestnut from the fourth floor! Can I join you guys?" ?”

The big orange cat chuckled, and said very rudely: "Where did you come from, you have learned the language of those foreign species of cats, you boy worship foreign countries?"

Seeing each other's aggressiveness, each one is not like a good cat, each is strong and strong, and he is not the opponent's opponent. Its self-confidence just dissipated a little bit, and Chestnut, who has not yet figured out what organization it is, is a little nervous. Looking at Jiang Maomao, he said, "I just want to join you. I understand human characters and a little foreign language."

Hearing Chestnut's self-recommendation, the three-colored cat next to him became a little interested, and agreed a little silly: "You also know foreign languages? There is a blue-eyed puppet cat in the community next to me. Its owner hugs it every day and says 'Kitty , youaresobeautiful, lloveyou~', Hey, nasty, I love you every day! Is this how your master taught you foreign languages?"

Chestnut:"……"

Chestnut is stuffed with snacks, are all cats in the cat world so different?It turns out that I am not a cat with a unique personality?

At this moment, a pedestrian came over, holding a burrito and chicken legs in his hand, the smell of Xiangpengpeng made many cats feel excited, and swallowed involuntarily, at this moment, I saw the orange cat dragging Its chubby body lay down in front of the person, made a standard touching posture, and yelled coquettishly, but the content of what it said was definitely not Jiao Didi: "Meow~ (I want to pass by from now on, feed me chicken legs, you Master cat, I want to try it!)”

The human who was blocked and robbed was not annoyed by a cat blocking the road. It was very useful to see the cat rubbing against his trouser legs and acting like a baby. He looked at the food in his hand and immediately tore it up. A piece of chicken came down, probably because it was round and not enough to eat, so I picked a little meat from the burrito to feed it.

Sanhuamao said dissatisfied: "Fatty got ahead of him again. I saw this person first, so I should go first!"

The cow cat seemed not interested and said: "I ate dried fish at home, it's much more delicious than chicken legs!"

Chestnut looked at it for a while, and Jiang Maomao saw it with a dumbfounded expression, knowing that it was the first time it came out, lacked social experience, and knew nothing about this kind of skill of begging for food, so he pointed it out and said: "This is the basic Survival skills, it is very important to learn to beg for food from humans. You know, we are all garden cats. Maybe one day we will be rejected by our owners, and we will be forced to become stray cats. With survival skills in hand, we can go wherever we go. Don't be afraid!"

Although Chestnut has thought about the life of a wandering cat, it is just a matter of survival. It has not thought about it very precisely. Acting like a baby and begging for food is really a special skill. It seems to be an excellent independent cat. My cat has a lot to learn.

This small group has Jiang Maomao as the boss, and Chestnut as the boss to watch the grown-up hairy kid. With his recommendation, Chestnut joined the cat brigade organization smoothly. The big orange cat is called Pangdun, and it is the cat of the butcher shop owner. The Sanhua cat is named Wangcai, the cat of the owner of the small hotel; the cow is named Mimi, the cat raised in the convenience store downstairs, and they got together because of the region.

As for the stray cats in this area, the organization is strictly disciplined, and they are told to be cautious when touching them, because they may be infected with various bad diseases or fleas, and they are disgusted by the excrement shoveling officers, and those expensive cats, they don't bother to touch them, because Those cats are very delicate, and they will get sick and go to the hospital every now and then, but most of the time they are out of reach, because they are basically locked in the house and cannot come out.

But today, they gathered together to discuss something because Banhu's nasty dog ​​bullied Wangcai, and everyone is going to seek justice and teach that dog who knows nothing about heaven and earth!

Banhu is a teddy. Although it is small in the dog world, it still poses a great threat to the cat world. Its owner is a man with flower arms, and he is a tattoo artist by profession. You can see it on his neck. Various textures, fashionable and alternative clothes, when you are free at night or on weekends, you often take the overly lively Teddy for a stroll around the neighborhood without a leash, and often say to others: "My dog ​​doesn't bite people!"

They don't bite people, but they like to bite cats. Some stray cats that are often chased will panic and go up the tree. Its owner is also an accomplice.Yesterday, he pushed Wangcai to the ground to bully him, causing him to be covered with the dog's saliva, lose a few hairs, and get some external injuries.

They always knew that this dog owed a lesson, but it didn't provoke them, so it was difficult to make a move. Now that it has provoked them, I'm sorry, a cat-dog battle is bound to happen, and they have plenty of ways to deal with such a dog!

Jiang Maomao said: "Banhu can't come out by itself. It is usually brought by the owner. We can only do it at night or on weekends. Today is Friday. It will be sunny tomorrow depending on the weather. They will definitely come out on Saturday afternoon." For strolling in the park, Wangcai is responsible for luring it to the corner alley, Fatty is responsible for delaying its owner, and Mimi is responsible for keeping watch on the wall, understand?"

"Understood!" The three cats replied in unison.

"If there is a change in the time when they come out, Wangcai must observe them at any time and notify them in time. In addition, if your master has a sudden convulsion and cannot go out, try to find a way to solve it yourself!"

"understand!"

Chestnut is a bit confused, watching Jiang Maomao make suggestions, and other younger brothers actively respond to unity and friendship. Are you all such awesome cats?Isn't it the most talented cat?In an instant, he just saw the world of cats and couldn't find his place.

But anyway, I am a new member, so I can't fall behind, and I have to actively integrate into it. It asked, "Then, what about me?"

Jiang Maomao looked it up and down, as if assessing its combat power, Chestnut straightened his chest subconsciously, and finally Her Lady Queen said: "Follow me!"

The assigned task is over, and the following is the sunny leisure time. Since Chestnut is a new member who has just entered the society from the comfort zone, they decided to take it for a walk. At this moment, a human female voice called: "Wang Wealth? Prosperous wealth? Meow meow?"

Wangcai glanced at everyone and said, "My master has called me, let's go first, see you tomorrow!"

When Chestnut saw that Wangcai had gone back, he suddenly remembered that he came out so recklessly and didn't know how to get home. What if the shit shoveler knew that he had run away from home?From now on, I will guard myself more strictly, what should I do if I can't get out?

All the cats saw that it seemed to be vacillating, and Daju asked, "You have something to do too?"

Chestnut looked at Jiang Maomao. It knew that it also ran out from the balcony. It was impossible to return the same way at such a high height. It asked, "How did you all go back?"

Fat Dun said: "I'll just go back to the butcher shop. My master and the others close the stall at about ten o'clock in the evening. If I can't go back, I'll just spend the night outside."

Milk cow Mimi: "I can go back anytime, the master has reserved a window for me."

Seeing Chestnut looking at it, Jiang Maomao said gracefully: "I'll just knock on the door! Sometimes she will come to me and take me back."

From the way of returning home, we can see the degree of freedom of each cat and the degree of being favored by the shit-shoveling officer. Jiang Maomao is undoubtedly the biggest winner, and the shit-shoveling officer of his family cares about him most.

Mimi knew that Chestnut ran out for the first time, and suggested: "You'd better go back early today. If there are windows or something in the house, go in without anyone noticing. It's best not to let your master know that you're going out. If you go back If you don't go, just wait for him to come back at the door, as long as you are obedient and clingy, you will be fine."

Jiang Maomao went on to say: "However, if your master is a man with a strong desire to control and won't let you go out, it is very likely that you will be locked in the house, or locked up!"

Daju Fatty was on the sidelines and echoed without hesitation: "There is no freedom like this, what's the point of being a cat? Brother, take care!"

Chestnut didn't know what Lin Wenbandit's attitude was towards him coming out, so he suddenly became worried, and Daju encouraged him: "Why don't you come back to the butcher shop with me, my master is full of meat, and one more cat is not more than you , I won’t be wandering around, look at how comfortable I am! Besides, look at you, your hair is often combed by your shit-shoveling nurse, right? I don’t think he will let you come out and get all gray!”

Going home became a problem. Chestnut was a little worried and didn't have the mood to play. It tried to find a way to get back, but the big orange cat shouted from behind: "Brother, I hope you can come out tomorrow! Let's punish evil and promote good!"

Chestnut:"……"

Chestnut knows that his home is on the fourth floor, looking at the closed door, he doesn't know what to do. It knows that Lin Wenbandu has been home late recently, but today is Friday, so he should be able to get off work normally. on the concrete floor, in a daze.

If the shit-shoveling officer really doesn't let me out, will I live my feline life in this room from now on?It's just that the outside world is so wonderful, how can I miss it?Should it be an independent and free cat, or a greenhouse cat under human shelter?Every choice has pros and cons.

It recalled in its mind some words from the friends it made today, as well as the invitation from the fat man of the big orange. The fat man will beg for food. If he learns skills from it, he can become a free-spirited cat that can live anywhere in the world. How chic.

For a moment, it thought of running away, leaving the shit-shoveling cat with nothing!It is big now, and it is not the same as when it was weak when it was a child.

It's just that, thinking of Lin Wenbandi's kindness to save his life, he cared for him when he was young, even if he was allergic to cat hair, he didn't abandon him, and because he took medicine, if he walked away, maybe he How disappointed and sad!How can I be an ungrateful cat?

Conscience made it continue to squat at the door waiting for the owner. Since its undercoat was removed, in this weather, the cold air hit it, making it a little cold, so it couldn't help wrapping up its body to make itself look warmer.

Therefore, people who pass by the corridor see a cat squatting at the door of House 402, and they will take a curious look at it. The resident of 401 next door came back and took a look at Chestnut. Chestnut looked at him vigilantly, but the other party ignored it. I opened the door and went in, probably just wondering why there was a cat at the door.

Bandit Lin Wen didn't come back until after seven o'clock in the evening. Hearing familiar footsteps, Chestnut immediately stood up and shouted: "Meow! (Poop shoveler, you're finally back!)"

Bandit Lin took the key and was taken aback when he saw the chestnut at the door.