After becoming a human, you also have to spoil me

Bandit Lin wondered why his cat came out, but when he saw Chestnut waiting for him to come back, he opened the door, carried Chestnut into the door, grabbed it, and asked it to face him and asked, "You How did it come out? Huh? Do you still know how to come back?"

After observing the situation at home, Lin Wenband came to the conclusion that his cat could only have jumped out from the balcony, and it didn’t fall from such a high place. Sure enough, the cat’s jumping ability and courage should not be underestimated .

Bandit Lin Wen patrolled the balcony with a chestnut in his arms, and asked again: "Did you go down from here? You are very brave! Do you know that this is very dangerous, what should you do if you fall to your death? It won't be allowed in the future, do you hear me?"

Chestnut yelled at him, undeniable, and at the same time had a clue in his mind, did the shit-shoveling officer not allow him to go out?After that, I will be locked up at home. There is no doubt that the shit-shoveling officer will strengthen the protective measures. From now on, I will definitely close the balcony door during the day, so that I can only find another way out.

Hearing Chestnut's careless reply, Lin Wenbing felt that it didn't realize the seriousness of the incident of running away from home. With a straight face, he placed it on his lap with its legs upside down, and grabbed its ear, He said in a serious tone: "If you jump off the building in the future, I will break your leg! Do you understand?"

Just now, he felt that he was no longer the same as Chestnut when he was a child, and he was a little frightened for a moment. He opened his round eyes, his ears became airplane ears, and he replied in a soft voice, "Meow... (Understood...)"

Lin Wenband's project has entered a busy period, and he has to work overtime in the past few days. He has no rest this Saturday. When he went out to work the next day, he looked at Chestnut sleeping soundly on the bed, probably because of envy or jealousy. He forced Chestnut to wake up, and Chestnut looked at the nervous excrement shoveler with a dazed expression.

"Sleep and eat every day, eat and sleep, you are really comfortable these days, just like a pig!"

"Meow..." Chestnut yawned, it doesn't have to go to work, why not sleep.

"Take care of the house at home, do you hear me? I may be back later today."

"Meow. (Go, go, don't worry about me, earn money, buy good cat food, I'm tired of this brand.)"

Fortunately, Bandit Lin didn't understand cat language, otherwise he would feel even more unbalanced after hearing it.

Before Lin Wenbandit went out, he deliberately closed the balcony door so that his cat would not fall downstairs and die. This is the fourth floor, so it's not a joke.

Chestnut heard the movement, then confirmed the voice of the excrement shoveler coming downstairs, got up quickly, looked at the balcony door first, Chestnut thought proudly, do you think that closing the door can prevent me from going out?I'm an intelligent cat with door-opening skills.

It charged up and jumped up, and its front paws hung on the doorknob. Using its own weight and the lever theorem of the handle, it successfully opened the door. It jumped onto the balcony and took a look at Jiang Maomao's residence, but found nothing. Movement, so early today, they should still be sleeping. Although cats are nocturnal animals, their habit has been changed in order to adapt to the life of a shit-shoveling officer.

Now is not the time to go out. It was agreed yesterday to go out in the afternoon, and stay at home in the morning. The house is warm and has food, so it’s okay to go out early.

It ate some cat food at home, cleaned its fur, and ran back to bed to rest.

Today is really a good weather. When the sun is high at noon, Chestnut is basking in the sun on the balcony. When Jiang Maomao appears, it suddenly wakes up. Jiang Maomao looks at it, tilts his head, and uses actions to indicate It let it follow, so Chestnut jumped off the air conditioner with a thump.

After landing, Chestnut's heart was still panting slightly. It subconsciously adjusted its handsome figure and glanced at the other party, trying to get a little approval from the other party to prove that it was not the coward it said it was, but the other party did not look back. , made Chestnut a little frustrated, probably, this was nothing to the cat, Queen Mao Mao.

When the appointed time came, everyone gathered in the corner where they gathered yesterday, and then Wangcai led everyone across a few streets to a step and said, "Wangcai hasn't come out yet, it's probably coming soon."

So, on the high steps, a neat row of pastoral cats of different colors squatted, attracting the attention of passers-by. Some people thought it was interesting and took out their mobile phones to take pictures, and there was even one with a professional camera. Interested in taking a few photos, the cats looked calmly at the human beings who took the photo, Chestnut clearly saw that Mimi adjusted her figure slightly to make it look more cute...

The photographer adjusted the photos he took and found it very interesting. He matched the picture and sent it to his circle of friends, and a group of people liked it under the circle of friends.

When Lin Wenbandit went to the bathroom, he checked Moments for a while, and happened to see this picture. He was a little puzzled, so he clicked on the picture to enlarge it, and saw that the one squatting next to the white cat was clearly his chestnut!He felt a little unbelievable, he clearly came out after closing the door, did he remember wrongly?How did this kitty come out?Why are you still mixed with a group of dubious cats? What if you run away and can't come back?

He immediately saved the photo and sent a message to his photographer friend:

[May I ask you where this was taken, one of them is my cat, I don’t know how it got out. 】

There are many people in Lin Wenband's circle of friends. He and this photographer friend probably met at work and added WeChat. They are not very close, and they probably don't remember him.

The other party receives the message and immediately replies:

[Just not far from the Cultural Park]

[This group of cats seems to be domesticated. The white one has a red string. They are all very clean. They should not be able to run away. If they are missing, you can see whose cats these are. 】

Lin Wenband thanked him. The Cultural Park was near his home. He hadn't been there for a long time. He didn't expect his cat to be unwilling to be lonely at home and explore the surrounding environment.

Because of the cat leaving home, he couldn't feel at ease at work all afternoon. He couldn't figure out how Chestnut went out. It happened that his colleague Meng Xiaohong had a cat at home. He asked, "Will your cat sneak out by itself?"

Meng Xiaohong shook her head: "No, that coward in my house is going to die. It's afraid of people. It won't even dare to go out when the door is opened."

Seeing Bandit Lin asking this question, she was puzzled: "Your lihua ran out?"

Lin Wengui showed her the photo with a headache, and pointed to the second cat: "Someone passed by and took a photo and posted it on Moments. When I went out, the balcony door was closed. It's impossible to come out. Can someone open the door for it?"

Meng Xiaohong looked at the cute cats in the photo and felt very interesting. She said, "Can your cat open the door?"

"Open the door? Can a cat open the door?"

Meng Xiaohong gave him a look that he had never seen before, and said, "My cat can open the door! What's so strange about that?"

That's the only possibility. I don't know which door the cat opened, and the door was not locked. If the door was opened...

"Fuck!" Lin Wenbandit fidgeted very restlessly. Although there were no valuables in the house, there were still a few electronic products and the like. If the door was really open and thieves came in, it would be hard to say.

Thinking of this, he immediately asked for leave from the leader. The leader found it funny when he found out what had happened. Lin Wenbing became the first employee in the company who skipped work because of dealing with cats.

Bandit Lin Wen hurriedly rushed home, thinking about the possibility of thieves in his home, and how to catch the chestnut back, and then lock it up!Let it run around, let it make trouble for itself!

Chestnut and his group of cats waited for a long time. After hearing a dog bell, Wangcai immediately woke up: "It's out!"

Sure enough, a lively teddy appeared, sniffing here and there in front, and peeing with his legs open all the way to make a mark. It was a male, followed by a man with waxed and combed hair. Hairstyles should not be messed up.

When the target appeared, Jiang Maomao immediately said in a deep voice: "Let's go, follow the plan!"

Several cats started to move separately, Chestnut followed Jiang Maomao, and followed it to an alley, the alley was full of garbage, and there was a broken table by the wall discarded there, Jiang Maomao tried to jump on it, and jumped on it again At the top of the wall, the evacuation route has already been planned.

Seeing that Jiang Maomao is so smart and intelligent, Chestnut feels a bit frustrated and complicated. Isn't he the chosen one?

In the open place at the end of the alley, the cow Mimi whistled.

It's dirty here, but it's bearable, Chestnut asked; "The dog will come later, how can we teach him a lesson?"

Jiang Maomao glanced at it and said, "Beat it!"

Thinking that Chestnut should never have fought, it said: "If you are afraid, hide later and watch!"

Chestnut was once again despised and timid, and it immediately proved: "Who says I'm afraid, I just have no experience, look at me later!"

After waiting for a while, Wangcai's panicked meowing sounded, and Jiang Maomao immediately got ready to fight. Banhu's dog had already been brought over. After Wangcai saw the boss, he immediately stood still and stood with his own boss. Together, Banhu looked at the three cats opposite and stopped for a while.

Facing these three cats, Banhu, who has always been invincible in front of cats, is ignorant and fearless, thinking of rushing up to give the opponent a triple kill, and let them run away as a group of kittens, how interesting!

Chestnut looked at the opponent's body which was obviously taller than itself, chased it and made it instinctively want to escape, it took a step back unconsciously, at the moment of the flash of lightning, Her Majesty Queen's maomao quickly and ruthlessly scratched the opponent's skin On the nose, Wangcai's "Seven Injuries Fist" hit the opponent's eyes, and Banhu's vulnerable place suffered a fatal attack. In an instant, he screamed and bit the opponent unconvinced, three times The cat nimbly avoided it, and then another round of cat claw attacks, until the dog fled with its tail between its legs, and Jiang Maomao took the lead in chasing it!

When he was about to leave the alley, Mimi warned from a high place that the owner of Banhu was coming, Jiang Maomao immediately braked, went back and jumped up from the broken table by the wall, jumped off the wall and disappeared, followed by Wangcai and Chestnut It jumped down and fled the scene of the crime.

Because Chestnut was fighting for the first time, even though it didn't make a move, it was still nervous. It slipped and almost jumped onto the wall, and fell covered in ashes. The tattooed man who arrived just saw Chestnut running away. Chestnut looked back, One person, one cat, had big eyes to small eyes, startled it, fearing that it would be caught, fled in a hurry, and fell to the other side of the wall with a bang.

Lin Wenbandit came home and saw that his door was closed properly. He couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief. After entering the house, he saw that the balcony door was opened. This cat really knows how to open the door, but how did it learn it?Is this refined?Feeling annoyed and proud at the same time, the cat he raises has a high IQ. A cat that can open a door is smart, right?

Chestnut left home to wander, and Lin Wenbing was a little worried that it would go out to play wild and not come back home. They said that cats should be raised in captivity, because many of them did not come back after going out. I looked at the location of the photos taken by the photographer friend , he was going to the Cultural Park to catch this daring little thing and bring it home.