After becoming a human, you also have to spoil me

Bandits Lin took a group photo of their group of cats and asked if anyone had seen them. If they had seen them, they pointed them in the right direction. Bandits Lin came all the way to find them. The Cultural Park said it was big or small, so find someone Cats are not so easy either.

I just saw a person hugging a dog, and he asked, "Hi brother, have you seen these cats?"

The tattooed man looked at the picture on the phone with his hand, and recognized the chestnut in it at a glance. He asked angrily, "Is this your cat?"

The other party's tone was not good, Lin Wenbandi said lightly: "What's the problem?"

Seeing his confession, the tattooed man immediately showed him the injured dog and shouted: "Look, this is a good thing your cat did. My banhu was bullied by your cat like this, and his nose is bleeding from scratching. The eyes are swollen! Since you are the owner of this cat, you have nothing to say, send my dog ​​to the pet hospital and lose money!"

Bandit Lin Wen didn't expect such an unreasonable thing to happen to a cat. He sneered, his eyes were stern, and he asked unceremoniously, "What do you mean? Extortion and robbery in broad daylight?"

The quarrel between the two attracted passers-by to watch. When the two were in a stalemate, a three-coloured cat appeared in sight. As soon as the dog saw the enemy, it immediately broke free from the owner's hand and rushed out to bite it fiercely.

Bandit Lin Wen snorted, and returned the other party's words: "Your dog chased my cat. If there is any problem with my cat later, there is nothing to say, just pay for it!"

The man with the tattoo knows what kind of virtue his dog is, and this cat is not the one he saw. He gave him a hard look and said a harsh word: "Boy, I remember you!"

Bandit Lin Wen was not afraid, and said foolishly, "I'm waiting, sir!"

The cat brigade successfully avenged Wangcai, and several cats gathered together to brag and fart happily. Wangcai even spit on his bravery. It was the first time to participate in a group activity, and because of the pursuit of the tiger owner, he fell off the wall in fright, and was laughed at by everyone, and he felt a little depressed for a while.

Chestnut, who was questioned as timid, blushed and had a thick neck, but he was powerless to excuse himself. It was the first time he fought, and it is normal for him to have a bad heart. When he has a chance next time, he must be very brave!

It can't help it by force, but it has a high IQ!In order to prove its strengths, it said: "I can't fight now, but I can understand what people say, and I can understand people's writing."

As soon as it uttered these words, it was ridiculed by everyone. Pang Dun said: "I can understand it too, and I can understand the characters written by Li Ji Pork Shop. Who can't do that!"

Mimi said: "I can do it too. I also know the word Litai Convenience Store. I see the owner selling goods every day, and I can settle the score and sell it!"

A few cats teased Chestnut, and Daju Plump said, "Chestnut, you have to prove your ability by catching a mouse and using it as a testimonial, and we will accept you!"

Chestnut felt a little shadowy when he heard the mouse, and stammered, "Catch... catch the mouse? It's... no problem!"

The mice in the old town of Huaxing Street are extremely cunning. There are many stray cats here, and the mice that can survive are all rat spirits. To catch the mice here, you must not only rely on good patience, but also have good hearing and explosive power And flexibility, and courage, because in order to survive, the mice here have the temperament of outlaws and gangsters when facing cats. It is not easy to catch one!

Jiang Maomao saw that everyone was bullying his new partner, so he came out to smooth things over and said, "Okay, everyone calm down!"

A group of cats were talking, when Chestnut suddenly saw its owner, it said, "My shit shoveler seems to be looking for me, what should I do?"

Sanhuamao Wangcai said: "You show up, let him carry you back, it seems that your master cares about you very much!"

Chestnut was about to appear in front of Lin Wen bandit, when he suddenly saw the horrific Banhu and its owner, and wanted to touch porcelain Lin Wen bandit because the dog was injured. The cat has sensitive ears, and Wang Cai immediately said : "Wangcai, this silly dog ​​is a mad dog, and its owner is not much better!"

Daju Chubby said coolly: "That's right, what kind of cats and dogs are raised by what kind of people."

As soon as this sentence was said, the group of cats looked at Pang Dun with no idea what it meant, and Pang Tun was puzzled and said: "Look at what I am doing, my master is of course also chubby! What's wrong with being fat, my family is full of meat!"

Chestnut escaped in the end and was not seen by the owner of the tiger. When it didn't know what to do because of its own fault, Wangcai said very loyally: "Chestnut, this matter has nothing to do with you. Everyone is doing it because of helping you." I take revenge, and I will be responsible for everything, even if I am thrown away by my master and never come back, or even executed, I will admit it!"

After finishing speaking, Wangcai rushed out, deliberately provoking Banhu in front of Banhu. When Banhu saw his enemy and was backed by his master, he immediately rushed out to seek revenge.

Seeing the situation like this, Jiang Maomao said, "Chestnut, follow your master back, don't let your master find you, fat Mimi, come with me!"

Chestnut hurriedly said: "I'm with you too!"

Fat Dun said: "Don't make trouble, your master won't want you later, go!"

Chestnut saw them rushing towards Wangcai, and didn't know what to do for a while. From this group of intelligent, strategic and experienced cat companions, he now saw the friendship and loyalty of his companions again, and he felt that he felt too good about himself before. Well, the so-called cats are just a member of the general public, the so-called there are people outside of people, and cats outside of cats. All the previous feelings of superiority are just because they have not stepped out to see the world.

It looked at its owner, thought for a while, and appeared in front of Bandit Lin dejectedly, and called softly: "Meow..."

Bandit Lin Wen heard the cat meowing, turned his head, and saw the chestnut in the forest, he immediately stepped forward to pick it up, patted the ashes on its body, and asked seriously: "You open the door and run out. What? Huh? Look at you, you are covered in dust from playing, don’t even think about sleeping on the bed tonight, it’s so dirty!"

Chestnut: "Meow... (I have made friends who are very loyal, but I don't know how to fight, and I am slowed down...)"

Bandit Lin: "You're so smart, you know you've come out to play, if I don't come to you, are you going to play wild, and don't want to go home in the future?"

Chestnut: "Meow... (It turns out that I'm not the only one who is smart. There are cats besides cats. I'm just an ordinary cat. I thought I was the child of destiny...)"

Bandits Lin and Chestnut spoke words that I could not understand one-sidedly, Chestnut covered his head and arched into the arms of the excrement shovel officer. What happened today made him a little frustrated, even because he was too timid to fight Feeling useless, I accepted the lesson of the reality of society and made it more aware of the fact that I am just a cat, but why did I think I was a human in the first place?Do other cats think the same way?It must be, and I better not lose sight of the cat, or I will look stupid and arrogant.

Chestnut followed Lin Wenbandi home. It looked back at the direction Jiang Maomao was going, but saw nothing, and couldn't help but feel worried and depressed.

Lin Wenbandit turned on the warm light in the bathroom when he got home, and put water on to bathe Chestnut. After going out for a day, his feet were covered in mud. He certainly couldn’t stop him from going to bed at night, so he might as well wash it clean.

Bathing a cat is the first time for Lin Wenbing, and for Chestnut. At the beginning, Chestnut was a little instinctively afraid of water, but when he found that the water Lin Wenbing put just barely covered his stomach, he calmed down, and it was suitable for bathing a cat. The high water temperature makes it feel comfortable, and even has a long-lost relaxation.

I thought that bathing the cat would be a big battle, but Chestnut has a strong adaptability, which made it very easy for Lin Wenbing to achieve the goal of bathing the cat.

It’s just that when Lin Wen bandit was washing its abdomen and balls, it felt uncomfortable, its eyes were wide open and it kept meowing, Lin Wen bandit patted its buttocks and said, “I didn’t touch your butt. Have you ever seen it, why are you so shy?"

Chestnut was dumb for a moment, and kept hypnotizing himself in his heart: "Just treat yourself as the emperor, and it's his honor to clean his ass as a shit shovel..."

Lin Wenband thinks that his cat is smart, and he trusts himself very much. He doesn’t bother anyone when he takes a bath. He wipes it dry and blows it dry. The chestnut is at his mercy during the whole process. The dried chestnut is fluffy and cuter. Wen Bandit feels that touching it has a feeling of happiness and healing. No wonder so many people like to keep cats.

Since Chestnut went out privately and got entangled with the naughty cat, Lin Wenbandit gave him a hard education, and after he went out, he locked all the doors. Chestnut was locked up and could only move around in a limited space , isolated from the world, bored and lonely, it began to think of the Internet.

Although he has been beaten by the society, Chestnut still feels that he is not an ordinary cat. He always feels that a normal cat is different from him. He subconsciously knows that a normal cat should not understand many human things, and these things, None of them should be exposed to human beings, because it is unbelievable, even dangerous, this is an instinct to protect oneself.

On the one hand, it is indeed a cat, but on the other hand, it knows everything about the world in which humans live, and tries not to expose this aspect of itself.

However, Lin Wenbandi locked it in the house, and it was really boring. When Lin Wenbandit went to work, he quietly turned on his computer. As soon as he came into contact with this electronic product, it had a familiar feeling , as if I had touched it in a dream.

Because his cat's claws were not flexible enough, Chestnut moved the mouse and struggled to delete the advertisements that popped up on the startup page one by one. After that, the familiar sense of operation made him instantly recall his life as a human being in his previous life. Perhaps, he might have been real in his previous life Is it a human being, when he was reincarnated, the Mengpo soup was too inferior, and his memory was not completely erased?

It checked the issues about human reincarnation, or some people reincarnated as cats. These metaphysical issues made it feel that if it became a cat in this life, it must have done nothing good in its previous life, so it chose the animal life. It is depressed.

Becoming a cat is an unchangeable fact. If you live well in this life, you may become a human in the next life. However, even becoming a human is not necessarily good. Look at my own shit-shoveling officer, who has to go to work every day to earn money for himself. Money to buy cat food is also very hard!

It can feel that the excrement shoveler is very lonely by himself, and he is often in a low mood and under great pressure. Every time he goes home to pet him, and he calls twice by himself, the excrement shovel will be in a very happy mood. Moreover, he is proud of himself I am very proud to have my own little cat, because he often secretly takes pictures of himself and posts on his Moments!

When Chestnut is free, he watches dramas on the Internet. Watching dramas can deepen his understanding of human life. After watching the dramas, he carefully erases the historical records and turns off the computer an hour or two before the shit shovel officer returns, so as not to let the shit shovel find out. .

Since Lin Wenbandit's video account had been shared with others, he didn't care about some clues that appeared, and Chestnut was not exposed successfully.

Watching dramas at home every day, Chestnut is also very boring, because cats can’t recognize colors as well as humans, so watching too much, it doesn’t feel interesting, it’s a bit nostalgic for its little friend.

No, it is too home, it has to go out!The excrement shoveler was worried that he would go out alone, so he asked him to walk the cat. He watched the video and someone walked the cat. He wanted to go out to breathe fresh air!

So, when Lin Wenbing was at home on weekends, Chestnut kept rubbing against his legs, kept barking, and led him to the door, which obviously meant that it was going out!

Lin Wenbandit looked at the non-stop cat and felt that its behavior was very weird. He knelt down and touched Chestnut's balls, and said, "It has matured so quickly, do you want to go out and find a girlfriend?"

Chestnut was so stimulated that he quickly dodged his big hand and looked at him vigilantly. He was a moron, a poop shoveler, and took advantage of him, obscene and perverted!

It's just that the more he refused to touch Chestnut, the more interested Lin Wenbing became. He forcibly picked it up, spread it on the bed, and played with its pussy balls. Adding despair, I really want to die, can I be reincarnated as a human and come back to take revenge?

Fortunately, it insisted on going out, and Lin Wenbandi was so angry that he changed his clothes and went out together with him.