After becoming a human, you also have to spoil me

At nine o'clock in the morning, the alarm clock rang, and Lin Wengui got up to wash up. He finished it in 10 minutes, and usually went out directly. Now he has an extra task, to arrange the cat's food. Considering that he may have to work overtime, He poured enough cat food and water for Chestnut.

Chestnut woke up as early as when he got up, and he watched the new excrement shoveler rushing around with a little anxiety, because he was a little embarrassed after pooping, although he buried it very carefully and tried not to let the poop show traces , but there is still the possibility of leakage of smell.

An extremely smart cat like it should have shown its superb IQ to use the toilet, but the toilet is too high, and it is too small to go up. I am afraid that if it goes up, it will accidentally fall into the pit and use the toilet to shovel the shit. IQ, you may feel that you are going to drink the water in the toilet, in order to protect the other party's IQ online, so you have to give up.

Bandit Lin arranged the kitten's life, took a look at the contents of the cat litter, and remembered that he hadn't checked the sex of the kitten. He grabbed Chestnut by the back of his neck, pushed aside the tail that protected his ass, and used the Touching it with his hand, Chestnut was a little confused, and immediately struggled and shouted: "Are you crazy? My shit is clean!"

When I heard bandit Lin Wen say something: "It's the public!"

It's going to be bad for the whole cat!Public... public!

God damn it, so, he just touched it's little Ding!Man? !

its chastity...

This wretched shit shoveler!

The anger couldn't be expressed, and as soon as Lin Wenband let go of it, it "ha" fiercely at the opponent, the back of its body arched naturally, its hair stood on end, and its tail exploded.

Lin Wenbandit looked interesting, and nodded his head in a good mood. His hand was so strong that he poked it with his finger and fell down in the cat litter. He ignored the little thing and got up and continued to treat him fiercely. , he confessed: "Stay safe at home, don't shit and pee everywhere, or I will spank your ass when I come back from work!"

He shoveled cat poop into a trash bag for the first time in his life, and it didn't feel bad.

He picked up the garbage bag, closed the door and went to work.

The cat with chestnut anger is dizzy, and only hates that its own cat has short legs and is unable to resist, and it has to rely on this person for survival in the short term.

On the way, Lin Wengui stopped by and bought a breakfast. It took about 40 minutes by subway, and he clocked in at ten o'clock to enter the company gate. There were many colleagues who stepped on the same spot as him. Everyone greeted each other early, and after breakfast, they each went to their desks to start talking. A day without passion.

Lin Wenbing is a freelance screenwriter. He has been in this industry for almost three years. He is now staying in this "Devil Laiye Media Co., Ltd." I also take on some outside jobs, and write some official account articles, copywriting, etc., but there is still a long way to go from the income I want to achieve.

There is nothing glamorous about this industry, full of blood and tears. Now he has basically lost the passion to enter this industry. Only a glimmer of hope for the industry remains in his heart, and a glimmer of desire for his dream.The main battlefield of money dominance, the rich is the father, everything depends on the face of the money, he will write whatever the boss asks him to write, and he will hold his nose and write down even if it is shit. Quite calm, he has been tossed by life in every possible way, and he has already practiced to the point where people tell him that one plus one equals five, and he doesn't bother to argue.

Looking at the new project task in his hand, Lin Wenband knocked on the table with his hands, thinking in his brain, new hope is like the lights of fireflies, trying to illuminate a world in this world with such serious environmental pollution, let's work, There is hope through hard work, isn't it?

Chestnut has a cat at home, it is a bit bored, it has inspected the house many times, nothing new, stayed on the balcony for a while, through the iron fence, it sticks out the cat's head and looks down, the four-meter-high building is still to it There is a sense of fear, it knows that if its head can stick out, it can fall through this gap, it is still very dangerous, it retreats to a safe distance.

The weather has turned fine and the sun is shining brightly. It is really a super enjoyment to bask in the sun. The poop shoveler should move the cat litter here.People come and go downstairs from time to time, and occasionally some cats can be seen scurrying around. It is envious of their strong and agile cat bodies, and believes that it will grow up like this in the future.

When it grows up, it will not only have a good mind, but also have great physical fitness. Thinking of this, it ran back to its cat food bowl and ate a few more rations. It seemed that it would grow up immediately.

On the balcony on the left downstairs, some flowers and plants were planted. Suddenly, a white cat climbed up and stretched out its body in the sun. The pendant looked noble and beautiful, Chestnut stared at each other in a daze.

It seemed to feel Chestnut staring at it. It suddenly looked up and saw it on the fourth floor. Although the cat's eyesight is not very good, the distance between the upstairs and the downstairs is enough to see each other clearly. It is a cub looking at it, an adult female The cat let out a slow and clear cry: "What are you looking at? Little furry child! Go home and feed!"

The other party was very imposing, and seemed a bit difficult to provoke. Chestnut relied on the other party's inability to come up, and returned proudly: "Who is watching you, I am basking in the sun! I have long since stopped breastfeeding!"

Chestnut's childish voice didn't sound threatening to an adult female cat, but rather cute. It watched the fluffy head shrink back, squinted its eyes, and licked its paw gracefully, thinking of appearing upstairs. A tabby tabby cat. After a few months of growing up, their cat brigade will have a new member.

The shit shoveler's room is rather messy, and it is also the place he is most interested in. However, the tables and chairs are too high for him to go up, so it is quite difficult to explore.

It stands on the floor and looks at the table, computer, book, pen, miscellaneous things, and water cup. It can know the names of these things at a glance. It is really a genius cat. It knows human beings well. The cat world wants a cat talent like me to unify the world?"

There is a figurine of a boy with cat ears on the table that caught its attention, it is so cute, I really want to go up and have a look!

Just how to get up?

It glanced at the computer chair, then at the bed not far away, and got an idea.

First jump on the lifting pole of the computer chair, use the weight and inertia of the cat's body to raise the chair as hard as it can, and then slowly climb onto the bed while grabbing the sheet, its claws are almost caught by the cloth and cannot be shaken off!On the side of the soft bed, I looked at the direction of the chair, kicked my back foot, and wobbled onto the computer chair. The computer chair turned half a turn; finally, I looked at the table and jumped up. This time the strength was not enough. Holding on to the edge of the table, it was hanging in the air, and it was difficult to get up.

Its front paws were still wrapped in gauze, which was troublesome, and it wanted to bite off it several times, but, thinking of making the wound heal quickly, it could only endure it, just now, its front paws hurt a little, it Squatting on the high table of victory, instinctively licking his paws.

The table area is very large, things are messy and disorderly, and there is a project contract. It looks seriously. It turns out that its own shit-shoveling officer is called Lin Wenband, a screenwriter, and the project amount is not bad. It thinks with its own kitten brain After a while, I feel that the profession of screenwriting seems to be a bald profession. If the shit shoveler works hard, one hair can be exchanged for 100 yuan. It should be able to support himself and a kitten that can’t eat much, right?

Huh?Why is it a cat to bother with this?Is raising a family something that a kitten without labor should think about?

Avoiding the keyboard, it stared at the cute boy with cat ears, touched it with its paws, and meowed: "It's so cute! I like it so much!"

In a moment of excitement, he flicked the figure with his paw and bumped into the cup of water next to it. In the cup was the coffee that Bandit Lin had not finished drinking last night. In an instant, there was a "flood" on the table.Seeing the "flood" flowing freely, Chestnut knew in his mind that he was in trouble. He immediately kicked the paper on the table to the ground to prevent it from being contaminated by coffee. When he saw the paper napkin next to him, he immediately ran over to dig the paper out try to save.

The operation is as fierce as a tiger, and the record is quite spectacular. Things are thrown all over the floor, paper towels are flying all over the sky, and the table looks stained, but the situation is not too bad. It was a disaster.

Feeling guilty, it jumped off the chair and jumped onto the bed again. The coffee-stained paws printed lovely plum blossoms on the bed sheet, and then followed the bed sheet to the ground.

Seeing that it was getting late, the shit-shoveling officer Lin Wenbandu probably had to go home from get off work, so he decided to pretend to be asleep.

When the heart is impatient, everything is easy to be messed up. The movement of jumping into the cat's litter is irregular, the cat's litter is overturned, the paper box is pressed to the cat's food bowl and water container, and the floor is messed up by it. , it was furious: "It's intentional to put things so unreasonably! The shit shoveler can't get along with me!"

The cat nest couldn't sleep anymore, so it went to the shit shovel officer's room, climbed up the bed, found a comfortable place on the bed, curled up and fell asleep.

Lin Wengui got off work at 10:[-] p.m., and his colleagues dawdled for a few [-] minutes before clocking in and leaving one after another. On the way back from work, he had a meal at a restaurant, thinking that there was a kitten waiting for him at home. The pace of going home is a little faster.

Opening the door, Lin Wenbing saw the overturned cat litter and cat food and water scattered all over the floor, but did not see the cat.He entered the room and saw a mess of desktops and papers all over the floor. Is this the scene of the theft?When I saw the dirty cat footprints on the bed sheet, I felt a little bad for a moment. This cat is tearing down the house!

Not caring about tidying up, his voice was low and on the verge of anger: "Chestnut?! You come out! I promise not to kill you!"

Bandit Lin Wen walked around the room, but he didn't see any shadows. Where did this kitty go?Could it be that he ran away?

He squatted down and looked under the bed, but he didn't see any trace. When he looked up, he saw a pair of round eyes facing him under the quilt.

"Meow..." The voice was weak and humble.

In fact, Chestnut woke up when he came home and opened the door. Seeing that the excrement shovel officer was going to get angry and threatened to beat him, it was so scared that he didn't dare to make a sound.

"It's over, is he going to kill me? Is this the end of my meow life?"