After becoming a human, you also have to spoil me

Looking at the unkind eyes of the excrement shovel officer, Chestnut acted more than he thought, and he got up from the bed in an instant and tried to jump down to hide, but he was too anxious, and his small body didn't have the skills to jump from such a height. The bed fell to the ground, and Bandit Lin quickly caught him.

After catching the instigator, Lin Wenband was not in a hurry to get angry. He grabbed the cat with one hand and picked up things on the ground with the other. He cleaned the table by the way, then sat on the computer chair, wondering why the chair was a little high, and adjusted it to be comfortable position, lit a cigarette, lifted the kitten up, squinted his eyes and looked at him, and slowly prepared to settle accounts after the fall.

Bandit Lin's hands are so big that he can completely hold Chestnut in his hands. Chestnut struggled for a while, feeling like Sun Wukong in the hands of the Tathagata Buddha.Thinking about the last weapon, the teeth can come in handy, but it is very clear about the consequences of biting it down, so it dare not.

He spent so much money on himself, he shouldn't be willing to throw away his own money, should he?

Being forced to look at the shit-shoveling officer, Chestnut felt a lot of pressure, opened his innocent eyes and looked away, not knowing how the other party would deal with him.

Bandit Lin didn't speak, Chestnut twitched his little tail, twisted his body and said anxiously: "Meow—(You hurt me! You...what do you want to do!)"

Knocking the soot, Bandit Lin began to teach: "Tell me, what harm have you done? Huh?"

"Meow! (I didn't do anything, it was the figurine and the cat bed that did it first!)"

Bandit Lin took a puff of cigarette, and quickly spit out: "You are so troublesome and naughty at such a young age. I have only been out for a day, and this house is in a mess. When you grow up, you must not demolish the house!"

"Meow! (I'm not! I don't!)"

Bandit Lin Wen picked up the cigarette, held the cat cub with another hand, shook his body in a vicious tone, and continued: "You are not big, but you are capable. Tell me honestly, this table is so high, how do you get it?" Come up? Huh? Be lenient when confessing, and be strict when resisting!"

"Meow... (You make me dizzy...)"

Bandit Lin pointed at his nose and threatened: "Is it wrong? Do you know it's wrong?"

"Meow! (I didn't mean to! You hate it!)"

This call was full of anger, and Lin Wenbing could hear its disbelief. For the pet who refused to admit its mistake, he raised his hand seemingly heavily, but actually landed on its cat's butt lightly, and taught him a lesson while beating. : "Is it wrong? Is it wrong? Do you dare to do it next time?"

Chestnut struggled in panic after being domestically abused: "Meow! Meow! (You shit shovel, if you have the ability, kill me! You perverted cat abuser!)"

After the beating, Bandit Lin gave a serious warning to Chestnut: "Listen, you are not allowed to sabotage, and you are not allowed to go to bed. If you do it again next time, I will throw you out and continue wandering! Do you hear me?"

Chestnut was frightened by his serious tone, his ears became tense like airplane ears, and the pupils of his eyes became dilated. Now that the weather is getting colder and colder, if he really wants to throw it out, he may not find a second home to take him in. At that time, he will have to live again. The life of a homeless person suffering from cold, starvation and being bullied by dogs, how miserable it is!

He knew that he was not a rare breed, but just a small raccoon of a bad breed. God made him have a very clever mind, so that he could rise up as a raccoon in the garden!Therefore, a short period of humiliation is necessary.

Chestnut faltered in an instant, and called out in a low voice: "Meow... (I see...)"

Seeing that the kitten seemed to be frightened by himself, he should have learned a profound lesson. Bandit Lin let it go. As soon as he put it on the ground, it hid under the bed, as if to ignore him, this vicious shovel. Shit officer.

Lin Wenbandit let him reflect on himself, he got up to clean up the scattered cat food and the wet floor, repacked the cat food and drinking water, tidied up the cat litter, and put it in a safer place.

Seeing that there was no movement in Chestnut, he lowered his head and glanced under the bed, took a photo with the flashlight of his mobile phone, and saw two bright eyes also facing him, squatting in the innermost corner, with an aggrieved look, Lin The cultural bandits didn't bother to care about it, it would come out naturally when it was hungry.

Turn on the computer, I have to continue my work after work, I think I will be a little busy recently, I open the document, but I don’t have much passion to write, then I open the online shopping platform, I wandered about the necessities of keeping a cat, and I searched for the things in the pet hospital Really expensive!After buying some necessary supplies for Chestnut, seeing some cat toys and equipment, after thinking about it, he opened the search engine:

"What toys should I buy for a cat?"

Click to open an answer, there are quite a lot of types, several types:

A type that grinds claws to relieve boredom and resist depression. There are three series below, cat scratching board, cat climbing frame, cat hammock series...

A type of self-entertainment, whack-a-mole, cat turntable, simulated bird, tumbler...

A pet interactive type, cat teasing stick, laser pointer, SPA machine...

And addictive opiates, electric crawlers, high-tech smarts...

Lin Wenband had never raised a cat before, and he never thought that there are so many kinds of cat toys, and raising a cat is so delicate, with so many tricks.He backed out to answer, and continued searching:

"Characteristics of a raccoon cat"

"...a large, robust cat with a beautiful brindle coat...without showing emotion, it makes a loyal and friendly pet. The civet cat is known for its clever hunting skills and needs a lot of room to move around, so it is not suitable. Captive life in a small apartment."

The rented house of Lin Wenband is a small apartment space, which is not suitable for captivity. Will it be freed in the future?

"How to make a kitten obedient"

"...If you want the kitten to be obedient, it is recommended to feed the kitten yourself, give the kitten a simple name, and give the kitten a simple password. Cats are trained to be more obedient, but don’t beat or scold the kitten, otherwise it will make the kitten more and more disobedient..."

Lin Wenbandit, who had just beaten and scolded the cat, fell into deep thought. Would it be better to establish a reward mechanism?Thinking of this, he re-browsed the cat toy series, and rewarded him with a toy?Thinking about going to work, it would be lonely to leave the cat alone at home. It would be good to buy some toys for it to pass the time. This also reduces the chance of demolishing the house. After searching for things to buy, he placed an order for a cat scratcher and cat climbing frame.

In the evening, when Lin Wengang’s thoughts are springing up, when he is immersed in his work, his expression is serious and focused, and he automatically abandons everything in the outside world. Sometimes when he writes that a certain character is involved, his emotions will be brought into the character Unable to extricate himself, following the ups and downs of the character's fate, it seems that he is a person in the world of words, and the other party's emotions affect him.

The keyboard was crackling non-stop. Chestnut could hear everything when hiding under the bed. It stared at Lin Wenbandi’s feet to see his movements. Let him reflect on it, bullying an underage cat, wouldn't he feel guilty as an adult?Seeing that Lin Wengang ignored him now, although he didn't feel relieved in his heart, he felt a little bored, and his mood calmed down. He walked to the bedside and observed Lin Wenband, and saw that he didn't take himself seriously at all. It is a little wronged.

He didn't do anything unreasonable, such a trivial thing was hitting him and threatening him. It was just a kitten that hadn't shed its hair, why did it treat it like this.

Hmph, since he doesn't take it seriously, then don't bother with him. When he grows up and can support himself, he will run away from home, making him spend money and lose the cat!

With the idea of ​​revenge, Chestnut no longer pays attention to Lin Wenbandit, it quietly ran back to the cat's nest, seeing the repacked cat food and water, the grievance in his heart eased a little, it seems that he is not such a bad owner , Thinking that I actually excused him, recalled his evil deeds to himself, and thought angrily, since he has raised a cat, these are his responsibilities and obligations, and these are what he should do. If it can do it by itself Don't ask him to help with these things, besides, you are still angry, so don't forgive him right away!

After a lot of physical and psychological tossing, it was a little physically and mentally exhausted, so it climbed into the cat's nest, buried itself in sleep, and recuperated.

Lin Wenbandi has the habit of staying up late, and he also smokes habitually when he writes. He smokes a lot, and sometimes when he can’t write, he writes one after another. He knows that smoking is bad for his health, but he has become What you are used to, you can't quit for a while.

It was already twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, Lin Wenbando saved his files, turned off the computer, stood up and stretched, walked out of the bedroom and looked at the cat's nest, and saw a ball of fluffy things whistling loudly. Sleeping, he looks very good, and he doesn't know when he came out from under the bed. His brows and eyes are stretched, and he is going to take a bath and sleep.

Chestnut ignored him for two days, and played with his own. When bored, he went to the balcony to think about cat life. From time to time, he observed the white cat lady downstairs on the left. Its shit shoveler is a young grandma dancing in the square, with a loud voice and full of energy. Chestnut heard her calling its cat name——Jiang Maomao, Chestnut felt that the other's name was better than it, because it had a surname, and it was still a double word, so cute!My name is Chestnut, like a foodie, but the name is the aesthetics of the shit-shoveling officer, and it cannot be decided by it, and it has nothing to do.

It has thought of choosing a domineering and cute name for itself, because it knows human characters, but it knows that it is a different cat, and it knows in its heart that it is quite unscientific for a cat to know human characters. The excrement shoveler found that the cat he picked up was actually a unique cat. He must be proud of his luck!Just don't expose yourself, it will make him lose money!

Lin Wenbandit, who was off work, turned the key, opened the door and called, "Chestnut?"

Chestnut heard the movement, moved its ears, and pretended not to hear, so it didn't take the initiative.

The cry continued: "Chestnut, come out quickly, your toy has arrived."

Toy?What toy?It moved its ears, but couldn't bear the temptation in the end, and ran over erratically.