After becoming a human, you also have to spoil me

Chapter 5 National Day Time

Chestnut did not expect that Lin Wenbandit really bought toys for himself. It watched him unpack the package. There were cat litters, cat scratching posts, cat climbing frames, cat snacks... all the deliveries were his own.

Well, so what he said the day before yesterday that he was going to throw himself out was all a lie. It took two or three days for the couriers to return, so he said harsh words, then turned around and spent money to buy toys for himself.

Don’t all human beings say that whether a man loves you or not depends on whether he is willing to spend money for you. Those who are willing to spend money may not necessarily love you, but those who are not willing to spend money will definitely not love you. As far as shit officials are concerned, the truth should be the same. A shit-shoveler who is willing to spend money on cats must be a good shit-shoveler who loves cats!

Hmph, he was so fierce at the beginning, but he turned out to be a straight-talking shit-shoveling officer. He knew that no one would dislike a cute kitten like him, let alone a unique genius cat like himself!

It decided to forgive him!

Chestnut was lying on the packing cardboard he removed, watching him install the cat climbing frame for himself. His craftsmanship was still very skillful, and it was installed in a short while. Lin Wengui looked at Chestnut with a look of interest, and said: "Come on, your toy, climb up and try it out!"

Chestnut is eager to try, but it can only go up to the lowest level. It is too small to go up, but this cat climbing frame is really fun!

Seeing that it couldn't climb up, Lin Wenbing was puzzled: "You can't climb up something specially designed for you. How did you get up on such a high table? Now let me pretend to be cowardly."

Bandit Lin simply grabbed it and put it on the highest place to see how it would get down.

Suddenly being placed on a high place, Chestnut was a little scared. The hair on the cat's body stood on end because of nervousness. It didn't dare to go down and yelled: "Meow! (It's so high, how can I get down, you put me down quickly!)"

Bandit Lin Wen saw that it was timid and didn't dare to leave, so it meowed at him for help, feeling very interesting, and watched the show from the sidelines.

Chestnut looked around and found that they were all very tall. It really couldn't do it, and it would fall to its death. Besides, his front paws were not healed yet. The cheating shit-shoveling officer really can't forgive him!Just rely on your identity as a human to bully it!One day, it will make him lose money!

It had no choice but to get down if the Lin Wen bandits didn't help it, so it stood on the highest point and began to name and curse the street in a panic: "Meow! Meow! Meow! (Lin Wenband, you bully cats!) Bastard, did you put me up so high that you wanted me to jump and fall to my death? You are so embarrassed, you are alone, watching the cat joke, are you childish...)”

The scolding started, one inattentive hind foot almost fell off, Chestnut was terrified, and Lin Wenbandit was also startled, and made a move to catch it, Chestnut didn't dare to scold anymore, turned his head and froze in an instant , begging for mercy: "Meow... (Poop shovel, I won't play anymore, let me go...)"

Bandit Lin Wen saw that it was almost there, grabbed it, patted its head, and said, "Are you scared? You little bastard!"

The chestnut fell to the ground, expressing that it was very tired. It decided to stay away from the shit-shoveling officer. It climbed up to the humble cat litter, retaliated and didn't want to use his newly bought things, so he didn't want to reward the face. The bandit Lin caught the cat by its tail and pulled it out, and put it in a new cat litter forcibly.

Seeing his old litter being taken away, he said that he has no rights to cats. The hegemony of the excrement officer makes him depressed. Looking at the internal structure of the newly bought cat litter, the color is gray and the appearance is black. The climbing frame is also gray, and the cat scratching board is gray, both of which are grayish colors.

Why can't it buy yellow, purple, blue, or green, the colors it can distinguish?Bully it colorblind.

In the blink of an eye, the National Day is here, and the weather is getting colder. There must be a lot of people going out on National Day holidays. Lin Wenfan is not willing to join in the fun. He plans to stay at home and watch the crowds, and then watch dramas, write something, and eat with friends It's almost time to eat.

Usually, the National Day is spent with Xiaohai. This year he is alone, but he has an extra cat. Thinking of his ex-boyfriend who broke up with him less than two months ago, he felt a little depressed, and then he touched his head, thinking about it. ,It's passed.

Turning on the mobile phone, the colleagues in the group planned to use the time of the National Day to relax. Some people went home, some planned to go out to play, and they all had their own arrangements.

Bandit Lin sent a message to his buddy, asking him what his plans are for the National Day. After a while, the other party replied that he invited his sister out to play. Lin Wenbandi took a bite of dog food, and he asked him because he was cheap.

Chestnut has no playmates at home, and it is boring to be locked up at home. Except for Lin Wenbandit who can play with him, it seems that he can't find other species. I'm sure he has no motive to abandon him, but it often observes him closely. .

Lin Wenbandit saw it squatting near him, took advantage of it not paying attention, quickly bent down, picked it up with one hand, put it on his lap and began to stroke the cat. Although the chestnut was a bit small, not wide enough for his palm, but the cat's belly was exposed , warm, and still feels good, "Huh? I caught you? See if you hide or not. If you touch you well, you will be honest."

Chestnut is always on guard against him. Seeing him playing seriously with his mobile phone, he didn't know that he had planned it beforehand. It struggled. In the past two days, it tried its best to prevent him from catching itself. This time it was careless. "Meow~ (You let go of me, I won't let you touch~)"

Resisting was useless, but Lin Wenbandit's strikes were serious, Chestnut experienced it for a while, and thought he would hurt himself, but now, this feeling... It's okay!Ah, the hand of the shit shovel officer is still very warm.

Lin Wenbandit has an aura that makes him feel safe and relaxed. It squats down on his lap, and instinctively starts to purr. Let this shit shoveler have a chance to serve him!

No wonder so many people like to keep cats. Listening to this healing purr, Lin Wenbandi's depressed mood just now is much better.

At this time, the phone rang, and seeing the familiar caller ID, Lin Wenbandit's expression faded, but he answered the phone quickly: "Dad!"

Seeing that he stopped answering the phone, Chestnut also stopped snoring, and listened carefully to the content of the phone. It was the voice of a middle-aged man, the father of the excrement shoveler.

Lin Deshou: "Cultural bandits, are you coming back for National Day? Your aunt has prepared a lot of your favorite dishes for you, waiting for you to come back!"

Bandit Lin paused for a moment, then replied: "No, I have to work overtime, I can't go back!"

Lin Deshou: "Oh...don't come back."

Hearing his father's tone seemed to have something to say to himself, Lin Wenbandu asked, "Dad, what's the matter with you?"

When the other party saw that he took the initiative to ask, he immediately followed up and said: "That's right, your younger brother came back today and said that the Internet is no longer available at home, so he has to pay for it or something, and I can't watch TV anymore, and I don't know how to do it. You made it, I thought you were familiar with it..."

Lin Wenbandit lowered his head and touched Chestnut's head, and said, "Okay, I'll continue to pay the Internet fee later." After thinking for a while, he said again: "It's getting colder, I'll transfer some money to you, and you can buy some clothes yourself." What."

The tone on the other end of the phone was very happy, and Lin Deshou's hearty laughter came: "My son is promising, and he is always filial to his father. He has enough clothes and so on..."

Lin Deshou was about to say something, but was interrupted by a woman, who snatched the phone and said kindly to Lin Wengui: "Cultural bandit, you are still filial, I know your father has suffered from rheumatism recently, this man is old and afraid of the cold , It's time for him to buy some clothes, you spend more money, Auntie will buy him better ones, good quality, easy and warm to wear!"

Lin Wenband was noncommittal. After hanging up the phone, his expressionless face showed no emotion, and he focused on touching the chestnut. After a while, the chestnut purred again.

Chestnut doesn't know what's wrong with Lin Wen bandit, but it is sensitive to find that the excrement shoveler is in a bad mood. Before, it thought itself to be a unique cat that is familiar with human psychology, but now it looks at Lin Wen bandit as if it is deep and seems Empty his expression, it tilted the cat's head, unable to figure out what he was worried about.

The shit-shoveling officer is because his father is unhappy, so he will never have this trouble. In the cat world, what is a father, and he cannot give him milk, but he recalls the vague figure of the cat mother, and the warm and reassuring feeling is just like It's the same in his arms now.

Seeing that he was in a bad mood, Chestnut arched his palm, comforting him a little.

Because of Lin Wenbandit's unique feces shoveling skills, Chestnut often gets close to him, barking at him when he has nothing to do, and giving him the opportunity to serve him. great harmony.

The holiday was long, and I was tired of eating takeout every day. Lin Wenband went to the supermarket to buy some vegetables, beer, snacks and fruits, filled the refrigerator to the brim, put on an apron at noon, and cooked delicious food himself.

I bought a fish from the market, but the fishmonger didn't handle it carefully enough. He had to clean it up. He was a little excited when he smelled the fishy chestnut.Bandit Lin Wen cut a small piece of raw fish and threw it to Chestnut, but Chestnut smelled it, but didn't eat it, and walked away without yelling at him.

Bandit Lin was surprised: "There are cats that don't eat fish? Chestnut, you are picky!"

Chestnut moved his ears and replied: "Meow. (I don't eat raw meat.)"

Lin Wenbing was not surprised at the cat chestnut's humane response to the question, thinking that it was just a conditioned reflex of hearing his name, but this feeling was not bad.

When the fish hot pot was cooked, Lin Wenbandi got some fish meat for it and put it in its cat bowl, and found that it still ate. This is a cat that eats cooked fish instead of raw fish, Lin Wenbandi thought it was a bit interesting.

There were some side dishes in the hot pot. Seeing that it had finished eating the fish, Bandit Lin called out to himself again, deliberately teasing it with a cabbage leaf. Unexpectedly, after sniffing the chestnut, he did not refuse and ate the cabbage leaf.

This made Lin Wenbandit's interest greatly increased. He put radish, bean sprouts, tofu skin, cucumber...it could eat it. Of course, it didn't eat all of them.

Bandit Lin watched Chestnut eating intently, and said, "Chestnut, why do you have the same taste as humans?"

Chestnut eats a meal, is there a rule that cats cannot eat these things?The poop shoveler has discovered that he is a different cat?

Then I heard him say again: "You are really not picky eaters, you can eat everything, it's so good to feed! Come on, finish the coriander, coriander is so delicious, how can you miss it?"

"Meow! (No, I hate cilantro!)"

It thinks too much, it is impossible to see that it is a unique genius cat with an IQ like the shit shovel officer.