[Comprehensive myth] The widow is sick

Returning again, Di Xin was a little different.The hosta that bound his hair was gone, replaced by a hair tie.He walked towards Tongtian step by step, flirtatious and unrestrained, and seemed to be even more pretentious.

"You..." Tong Tian frowned slightly, looking at Di Xin suspiciously.

"Everyone has a time when they don't have a lot of money. If you really can't make money and you have one or two valuable items on hand, then go to the pawn shop." Di Xin said casually.

"But..." Tong Tian hesitated to speak.From his meticulously combed hair, it can be seen that this guy is very handsome.It is absolutely impossible to remove the hairpin and sell it for money.

"It's just an exquisitely made mortal thing, so don't take it to heart." Di Xin waved his hand and said.Back then, when he changed from a girl to a man, in order to conceal the essence of his girlish heart, Di Xin deliberately wore a rough style—a carelessly too rough, and he was very casual in terms of dress.

Xu Shi adjusted his mood, Xu Shi was touched by Di Xin's "sacrifice", Tong Tian finally agreed to do some mortal work.

The current human race is mostly farmers.Tongtian and Dixin don't do that.Not to mention that they don't want to face the loess all day long, even if they want to, they can't do it.Abandoning spells, the only thing they can grow alive is the vigorous weeds.

They also don't do the work of being asked to come and drink all day long.The reason is needless to say.A maverick genius doctor and a secretive teacher are also the first options to be ruled out-whether it is "seeing and hearing", or "breaking the question and betting on the question", they will not.

Well, I already said before that I want to be a member of the Jianghu, so let's just follow the way of the Jianghu honestly.

They simply became bounty hunters and lived off government bonuses.Anyway, with their abilities, even if they don't use spells, they can crush all mortals with swordsmanship.Although "claws of the imperial court" doesn't sound good, but it's good to only catch Jiangyang robbers and not touch political disputes.

"It turns out that I don't know so many things." Tong Tian sighed.

Di Xin and Tong Tian earned their first pot of gold in the world.When you have money, you spend it.They handed over the tasks in the Hangzhou government office, got the money, and once they got together, they visited the nearby West Lake.

It was noon at this time, and they were eating noodles at a roadside stall.Tong Tian is still not used to "eating", a necessary human activity, so he only took two sips of the noodle soup before putting it down.

——Perhaps for Master Tongtian, what is worse than earning money to support a family is human eating and drinking.Yes, even a sage must abide by the law of conservation of mass. If you eat something, you have to excrete it.

Di Xin casually ate noodles beside him, watching the excitement secretly.Who would have thought that the aloof and aloof leader of the Tongtian sect is so delicate and fluffy in life, that a stinking toilet can defeat him?No matter how hard this trip is, just seeing such a Tongtian leader is enough to return the ticket.

When the two beauties, one green and one white, passed by, Di Xin first appreciated the rare beauty in the world, then realized that they were two snake demons, and finally, belatedly remembered, this scene was slightly familiar.

The Green Snake Demon shot back his carbine, walked to Tongtian and Di Xin's seats, pointed at Tongtian, and said angrily, "It's you!"

The white snake demon was half a step slower.With a puzzled look on her face, she called out, "Xiaoqing?"

Tong Tian raised his eyelids, frowned, and said, "What's the matter?"

"What's the matter?" The green snake demon called "Xiaoqing" was even more angry, and said, "You villain! How dare you ask me what's the matter?"

"Xiaoqing? What's wrong with him?" The white snake demon asked Xiaoqing, who seemed to be rushing up at any moment.

A person with an outstanding appearance is easy to attract the attention of others, whether it is Tongtian, Dixin, or these two snake demons, they can all be called "beauties".Just for a moment, the people around have looked at them either covertly or openly.

"Sister, it's this villain who bullied me!" Xiaoqing struggled a few times, but couldn't see it, so she angrily explained to the white snake demon, "Back then he caught me and played with it wantonly, which made my whole body hurt. !"

Di Xin was taken aback for a moment, and then realized that Xiaoqing was the green snake that Lingbao had taken as a pet and played with it for several months.What Xiaoqing said is correct, in the eyes of people who don't know the truth, it's just...

Sure enough, the onlookers looked at Tong Tian with increasingly strange eyes, and looked at Xiao Qing with pity and contempt.A woman who has lost her virginity, even if she is a victim, is looked down upon.

So, how does Tong Tian feel when he was caught by the flower picker?Di Xin glanced at Tongtian and found that he didn't think that way at all.

"He finally threw me into the water!" Xiaoqing continued to complain.

"This... he doesn't look like... that kind of person. Is there some misunderstanding here?" The White Snake Demon said in embarrassment.The white snake demon who first entered the world of mortals didn't think about it.She didn't understand the hidden meaning in the eyes of others.She just felt that the two in front of her were just mortals, and they seemed unable to catch Xiaoqing who was a snake demon.

"Sister, are you still talking for him?!" Xiaoqing looked betrayed, and the anger in his eyes was about to burst out in the next moment.

What should Tongtian say?What can he say?What the green snake demon said was true.He has nothing to say.He suddenly felt that evil corpses are really pits.

Seeing that Tong Tian didn't want to speak, and the two snakes over there were about to fight each other, Di Xin suppressed the smile that was about to come out, pretended to be serious, and said, "Dare to ask this girl, when did my friend offend her?"

"Of course it was 200 years ago, and you were there, did you ask the question knowingly!" Xiaoqing said viciously.

"...200 years ago? Is the girl joking?" Di Xin said innocently and helplessly.

How can anyone live for 200 years?Now, everyone's eyes on Xiaoqing turned into pity - such a beautiful girl is actually a fool.

"Xiaoqing!" The white snake demon pulled Xiaoqing in displeasure, and then said awkwardly to Di Xin, "My younger sister loves to joke and offend you two, so I will make up for it on her behalf."

"Sister! What are you doing?!" Xiaoqing's eyes widened.

"Xiaoqing, stop making trouble!" the white snake demon said seriously.

Xiaoqing glared at Tongtian angrily, turned her head away, and stopped talking.

"It doesn't matter." Di Xin smiled slightly, making a magnanimous appearance.

The White Snake Demon said "Thank you" and dragged the unwilling Xiaoqing away.

When the White Snake Demon and Xiao Qing were far away, and the passers-by who were watching also dispersed, Di Xin elbowed Tong Tian, ​​and said with a smile, "How does it feel to be a flower picker?"

"Flower picker?" Tong Tian repeated in doubt.

"You don't know? It's so cute!" Di Xin smiled and collapsed on the table.It turned out that the leader of Tongtian who gave up the skill of "pinching fingers and counting" and no longer omniscient and omnipotent is so cute!

——Oh, how can this widow suddenly want to have a yellow accent with the beauties around him?

In other words, there is a creature called "brain-dead" in the world. When fighting with people, it will use various behaviors that ordinary people cannot understand to pull the opponent's IQ to the same level as itself, and then defeat him with rich experience.

His Majesty dealt with the Master Tongtian whose strength was beyond the charts, dragged him into his familiar field, and then used his rich experience to secretly tease him.

The two are really similar.

In the end, Tong Tian was fooled by Di Xin and finished the bowl of noodles.It never occurred to him that there are picky eaters among mortals.

During the rest of the tour, Tongtian's brows kept swinging between "slightly frowning" and "wrinkling tightly" - not because the scenery was not beautiful, but because there were too many people and more nympho.It's a pity that Tongtian is just a beauty that exists in the sky and does not exist on earth.What's more unfortunate is that he is a man, even if someone touches him, he can't shout molestation.

After almost being regarded as a flower picker, Tongtian was really unlucky today - the king was so happy to see it.

Stepping over the silk handkerchief just in front of him, skillfully fending off the nympho who was approaching, Di Xin leaned close to the ear of Tong Tian who seemed about to go berserk, and whispered: "Back then, there were quite a few ignorant people in your Jin'ao Island. Disciple, why can't you bear this little battle?"

Tong Tian seemed to be used to Di Xin leaning into his ear and talking.Without turning his head, he said displeasedly: "Which of them dare to make trouble in front of me?" Even if he is not sensible, he knows to respect the strong.His disciples never dared to be rude in front of him.

"Then let's experience it well, this is also considered," Di Xin said with a hippie smile, "'the helplessness of mortals'."

In this world, there are many kinds of existence that can support "friends".Some take good care of their friends, are accommodating everywhere, and are reluctant to say a word of seriousness.Some, although they can unequivocally help their friends when they need it, but when they are free, they take pleasure in watching their friends suffer.What's more, the vile ones intentionally create jokes and don't hesitate to put themselves in it.

Di Xin is Tongtian's friend, the last one.Getting used to Di Xin's urinating behavior, Tong Tian would no longer be angry about such things.

But, my lord, if you do this, can you succeed in the attack?

Well, a certain guy has a girly heart, and finally can't figure out whether he is a guy or a girl, and he hasn't thought about the strategy yet.

Feeling that if this continues, the beauties around him will ask him to "practice sword", Di Xin finally let Tong Tian go.He pulled Tongtian through the woods, turned a few small turns, and the boiling human voice was no longer audible.

"Here?" Tong Tian narrowed his eyes slightly, thoughtfully.

"Enough playing, it's time to rest. Even in this lively place, there are corners that people don't notice." Di Xin said nonchalantly.

"How did you find this place? Are you familiar with this place?" Tong Tian asked again.

"I'm not familiar with you. The last time I came back, it was the time with Lingbao 200 years ago." Di Xin replied, "I just noticed that there are few people here, but I didn't expect there to be a road—even if there is no road, I'm not afraid, right?" He's telling the truth.He has long been used to the bustle of the world, and when he watched Tongtian being harassed by salty pig hands, he still had the energy to pay attention to such inconspicuous corners.

Tong Tian smiled coolly, obviously understanding something.

At this moment, heavy rain fell from the sky, and the rain carried a faint evil spirit, exactly the same as the green snake demon before.