[Comprehensive myth] The widow is sick

Once there was an old dragon who modified the time and amount of rainfall without authorization, and ended up decapitated.Based on this calculation, the green snake demon violated the rules of heaven by sending rain without permission, and will be severely punished.

Far from it.In addition to the special instructions from above, such as severe drought or flood in a certain place in a certain year.In case of thunder and rain, it is fine within a certain prescribed range.The specific time and how much to rain are all decided by the god of the rain cloth.

The old dragon had to die because he entered the game of Buddhism advancing eastward.The gods didn't bother to care about the light rain of the green snake demon, even if Emperor Ziwei and Master Tongtian were soaked in water.

The saint has his own recovery halo, even if his clothes are torn and his hair is messy, he can restore his well-dressed and glamorous appearance in the next second.Now……

Tong Tian's whole body was drenched, and strands of hair stuck to his skin.His clothes were also stuck to his body, and his elegant beauty was no longer seen.

Tongtian in such a state of embarrassment is really the only one I have ever seen in my life.

Di Xin froze for a moment, then laughed a lot, ignoring that he himself was not going to get any better.

At first, Tongtian grimaced displeasedly, but seeing that Di Xin was smiling so happily, he shook his head helplessly, curled up the corners of his lips, and finally laughed too.

So, the noblest god in the world stood in the rain stained with evil spirit, smiling like a fool.

Just then, there was singing on the lake.

This place is close to the lake, and there are no noisy people to disturb it, and Tong Tian and Di Xin are people with sharp eyes and ears.The sound of rustling rain failed to block the singing.

It seemed to be a love song between a man and a woman.The man is full of vigor but can't hide his old age, while the woman seems to be in her prime.

——Oh, it seems to be heavy.

Not long after, the rain stopped.People in the Jianghu have internal strength and can dry clothes - Dixin and Tongtian do not.Dressed in wet clothes, they had no interest in playing, so they had to go back to the city and find a place to take care of themselves.

To return to the city, we needed to cross the West Lake, but after a heavy rain, half of the boats on the lake could not be seen.It's not impossible to go back and forth, but it's uncomfortable to walk so far in wet clothes.

"We can learn from Master Bodhidharma and cross the river with one reed." Di Xin suggested.

Tong Tian snorted coldly, apparently disdaining to imitate the behavior of that Buddhist.

"Okay, I made a mistake." Di Xin corrected himself, "People in the Jianghu have a skill called 'water drifting', do you want to try it?" Lift gas.Di Xin and Tong Tian don't use mana and have no energy to raise.However, they are immortals with light bodies, so as long as they are fast enough, they can still run over in one breath relying on the tension of the water surface.

Tong Tian frowned slightly, as if he didn't want to take advantage of the immortal's physique to cheat.

"Do you want to go all the way like this?" Di Xin spread his hands and said.

In the end, Tongtian and Di Xin started to run on the water [cross out] that is the youth that never fades [cross out].

When Di Xin and Tong Tian went ashore, a handsome young man stared at them in shock.The young man muttered to himself: "So there are martial arts!"

Tong Tian is too lazy to bother.

Di Xin blinked, and suddenly became interested in playing.He flicked the dust whisk, throwing out a string of water droplets.Unsteadily walking in front of the young man, Di Xin said: "This gentleman's complexion is gloomy and his seal is black. I'm afraid he has provoked something unclean."

Because Di Xin struck up a conversation with the young man, Tong Tianyu condescendingly glanced at the young man.After a while, he let out a "Huh", as if he found something interesting.

The young man's complexion changed, he laughed dryly, and said, "The Taoist priest is just joking, how can there be monsters in the world?"

"Pindao only said it was an 'unclean' thing, how did you know it was a 'monster'?" Di Xin asked.

The young man choked, then rolled his eyeballs, made a frightened look, and said, "Isn't it a monster? Could it be a ghost?"

"You're not afraid of monsters, but ghosts?" Di Xin asked with a smile.

"The monster is gentle and affectionate, with food and shelter included, and you don't have to be responsible. Ghosts, with green faces and fangs, are still here to claim their lives." The young man thought for a while, and then added, "That's what it says in the scriptures."

"You're interesting." Di Xin turned around with a smile, and was about to leave.

"Daoist! Wait! Hero!" The young man reached out for Ladisin's sleeve.

Di Xin took a step back, flicked his sleeves, and the young man's face was watered.He looked at the young man questioningly.

The young man wiped his face, and said eagerly: "Heroes are strong in martial arts, can you teach me?" Seeing that Di Xin's expression remained the same, and he couldn't tell if he agreed, the young man hurriedly said, "Nothing else, that's what I just did." Just float on the water!"

Di Xin shook his head slightly, and said, "Your chance is not mine."

Hearing this, the young man immediately turned a face.Seeing that Di Xin was about to leave again, he hurriedly said, "Boy Xu Xian, can the hero leave a name?"

"Poverty Dao Beichen." After Di Xin finished speaking, he pulled Tong Tian and walked away.

Youth, no, it should be said, [cross out] the special attribute [cross out] Xu Xian looked at the backs of the two heroes, and seemed to want to remember them in his heart, but unfortunately he failed——Curse this world without fluorescent lamps and glasses !The blend of human and landscape, no distinction between human and animal, is really too pitiful!

Let's say that Di Xin and Tong Tian walked out of the young man's sight.Tong Tian suddenly said, "You found out?"

"What?" Di Xin was puzzled.

"That person's soul consciousness is different just now." Tong Tian said, "That person's soul does not match his body, but it doesn't seem to be a house, it's so weird."

"I didn't pay attention to this, but I just thought that person was interesting." Tong Tian said nonchalantly, "Can you see his origin?"

Tong Tian shook his head and said: "Pinch your fingers and do the math, and you will know." But now he cannot use this skill.

"Anyway, it's someone else's business, so there's no need to get to the bottom of it." Di Xin dealt with it casually, but he was thinking in his heart, why didn't Tongtian see his abnormality back then?Maybe it's because the saint's perception was shielded when the gods were killed, maybe it was because he was pregnant, or because he practiced spells and had the aura of an emperor to protect him, or maybe Tongtian had already seen it. I'm too lazy to say it.In any case, after so many years, this old case will probably not be brought out.

"Then you still talk to him?" Tong Tian raised his eyebrows and said.

"It's fun." Di Xin said casually, "It is also a major event in life to make friends with like-mindedness. I am very happy that you have been tired of me and ignored others. You said that you want to experience the lives of ordinary people. It's time for you to know."

Tong Tian smiled slightly, and then said with a look of disgust: "A like-minded person? With him?"

"Well, who knows~" Di Xin said with a smile.

Xu saw that Di Xin was interested in Xu Xian, maybe he wanted to see what was going on with Xu Xian's soul, and Tong Tian didn't mention leaving.

Tong Tian didn't say he was leaving, so Di Xin had no intention of leaving.After so many years, this was the first time he met a traveler beside him, so he was inevitably a little curious.

Left and right had ample money, so Di Xin and Tong Tian simply stayed at the inn and wandered around the city all day, taking a look at the scenery of West Lake from time to time.

Last time, Di Xin and Tong Tian toured the West Lake, just in time for the Ching Ming Festival, and there were a lot of people.On weekdays, although there are tourists in the West Lake, it is not like that day, with countless salty pig hands, it is hard to guard against.

This guy definitely did it on purpose—Tongtian didn't say anything, but secretly made a note of it for Di Xin.

Small theater: Xu Xian is a time-traveling funny man who prides himself on eating soft food

no.1

Xu Xian has a good way of making money. He set up a beauty counter in Baohetang, specially hired the charming and charming Xiaoqing as a salesperson, and let the white lady show up to explain it from time to time.The big girls and young daughter-in-laws in the city flock to it.Xu Xian became a famous doctor full-time beauty care.

King Liang was feeling unwell, so he sought out a famous doctor—they wanted to heal the illness without beauty treatment, so they ignored Xu Xian.

no.2

Xu Xian was trapped in the Leifeng Pagoda, and the White Snake and Fa Hai lost in the fight under the pagoda——

Xu Xian: Fahai!Killing me is a sin that you will never wash away, and you will never be able to become a Buddha in eternity! (jumps off the tower)

The white lady was shocked and wanted to pick it up, but she was a step too late.Fa Hai had the upper hand, and was close to the Leifeng Pagoda. He caught Xu Xian first, and then encountered Xu Xian's vital attack.The old monk lost his balance, fell to the ground, made Xu Xian's human cushion, and was strangled by the weak chicken.

Xu Xian (shuddering): Ma'am, my husband is incompetent and dare not kill... Or, you stab him to vent your anger?

The white lady didn't care about Fa Hai, and grabbed Xu Xian's arm, looking as if she was still in shock.

Xiaoqing: Good!I come!

White Snake: Xiaoqing, no!

……

…Xu Xian straddled Fa Hai, straddling his neck, while behind him, White Snake and Xiao Qing were arguing over whether or not to stab Fa Hai…

no.3

The white lady's golden bowl is about to be confiscated——

White Snake (with tears streaming down her face, reluctant to let go): Your husband...

Xu Xian (gritting teeth): Xiaoqing, bring the toilet!Get it fresh!

White Snake (doubtful): Your husband?

Xiaoqing: The toilet is here!

Xu Xian: Be careful, lady! (Fighting up, a bucket of fresh...stained the golden bowl and drenched the white lady)

The golden bowl lost its power and fell to the ground.The white lady lost the pressure, relaxed, and collapsed on the ground.Xu Xian rolled up his sleeves, took a step forward, hesitated for a moment, then retreated...

Xu Xian (covering his nose): My lady, let's go and freshen up.

White Lady: ...

no.4

The White Snake and Xu Jiaorong want to marry each other, but Xu Xian strongly dissuades them.

When Xu Shilin grew up, the young man fell in love with Hu Meiniang, who was similar in appearance to his wife——

Xu Xian: My son really loves his mother.

Xu Shilin wanted to marry Hu Meiniang wholeheartedly, he didn't care that he was a goblin.Regardless of the opposition of her sister's family, Xu Xian strongly supported her.

White Snake (moved and tangled): Mr. Hu, don't you care that Hu Meiniang is a demon?

Xu Xian (with a slight smile): Isn't it good that my wife and I are like this? (The son I had with my wife is healthy and healthy, and there is no sign of reproductive isolation. I am crazy to let Shilin and Bilian marry close relatives! If I give birth to a fool, whoever will raise it!)

White Snake (leaning in Xu Xian's arms): Mrs.

Xu Xian: Madam, for the safety of Shilin, go and make that golden cymbal Dharma king.

Xiaoqing: ...You are tired of crooked, I will go!