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Watching Alfred reluctantly disappear into the darkness, Tang Xiaomi slowly followed Oreo and swam towards the exit not far away.

"I thought you would say something? Well, me, me and Alfred, aren't they a bit nasty?"

Thinking of the overly intimate performance between him and Alfred just now, Tang Xiaomi finally slowly woke up from the dizzying sweetness of love.

Then shyness and embarrassment spewed out like a Coca-Cola with Mentos mints——

Help……

What did he do just now? ! ! !

Oreo flicked his tail, and he sighed helplessly.

"...Actually, I'm used to it."

He said.

Looking at Tang Xiaomi who was stiff because of being too nervous, Oreo unexpectedly felt that the other party was quite pitiful to some extent.

Alas, after all, Tang Xiaomi is just a young freshwater mermaid who just transferred from Freshwater Mermaid World.As a result, there was just such a freshwater mermaid with more thorns and less flesh, which Titan Mermaid would not bother to eat under normal circumstances, somehow became the love object of the Titan Mermaid Prince, and will soon become the future princess...

After working in the royal family of the Titan Mermaid for so long, Oreo couldn't control and felt subtle sympathy for Tang Xiaomi from the bottom of his heart (you must know that just as a staff member, he has already been affected by the indescribable characteristics of the Titan Mermaid) The hairline has moved back), and once Tang Xiaomi becomes the officially recognized princess, she will live with the Titan mermaid.

As a half-breed Titan mermaid who has read the biography of Her Royal Highness Queen Corinna (Note: Titan version), Oreo feels like a nightmare just thinking about that scene, okay? !

Then thinking about it, Oreo suddenly forgave Tang Xiaomi and Alfred for their loving behavior just now, hehe...

"Don't worry, Xiaomi." The liaison officer even softened his voice, subconsciously comforting the other party, "From now on, you can just act casually, and everything will be over soon."

"Yeah." Xiaomi bit her lip, and after a while, she couldn't hold back and said again, "Oreo, I always feel a little flustered."

"You're just too nervous." Oreo shrugged his shoulders and didn't care. "It's really just a show later. We've been very proficient in this kind of thing for so many years. If it's true If there is any accident, it should have happened during the invitation card snatching battle, and now there are no other party participants, so there is no possibility of any major problems, hahaha, you don’t need to be nervous at all.”

Under his reassurance, Tang Xiaomi finally seemed a little more relaxed...but his tail was still a little stiff.

Oreo gave him a little nudge, and they swam straight out of the channel of the dark coral reef.What greeted the two of them was...

"Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" - this is the howling of some mermaids.

"It's here!" "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh'" - ​​this is the cheers from the crowd who paid to warm up the scene.

"This time there are two members who have received invitations!! Let's take a look at their information, the first is..." - This is the hoarse commentary of the not very important host.

……

Along with the noisy sound, there are countless black camera lenses, some from the human world, and some from the saltwater mermaid. The photographers turned all the camera lenses at the moment Tang Xiaomi's small figure appeared. Aim at this freshwater mermaid with a gray soft tail wearing a strange tights and whose name is directly coded.Above the photographer, the sea cabbage that was hired to sprinkle it to create the atmosphere fell like the ribbons of the human world... Applause, cheers, spotlights and cameras, and of course, a slightly hysterical look The host-everything, created a noisy scene that made Tang Xiaomi's whole fish nervous to the point of collapse.

"Well……"

Tang Xiaomi felt that she suddenly became very unfamiliar with swimming.

His tail was stiff as if it had just been taken out of the freezer, and his mind was blank.

What to do, I kind of... kind of want to just run away like this.

(No, no, if I run away now, it will be the rhythm of breaking up...)

(Fight, cheer up, just think these mermaids are whale poop floating in the sea! Don't be afraid! Don't be nervous...)

After working hard to build himself mentally, Tang Xiaomi tried to wave to the crowd.

"Hi everyone! I miss you all—"

he shouted.

……

Generally speaking, when a person is nervous, it is easy to use [-]% of their potential. However, after Tang Xiaomi finished yelling this sentence, he suddenly remembered that this was a saltwater mermaid world without the Spring Festival Gala. His heart became tense in an instant. a bit tired.

"Oh oh oh, even though I don't know what I'm talking about, it's still so cute!"

"Xiaomi! Look here, look here, look here!"

"Xiaomi, we support you to throw down His Royal Highness!"

……

As a result, the cold scene that Tang Xiaomi thought would appear did not appear, and he didn't know whether it was because the prince gave too much money when he invited the warm-up person or what happened. In short, everyone clapped their hands in the end, and the response to Xiaomi was quite enthusiastic... ...Of course, occasionally I hear some words with a slightly dubious meaning, but it doesn't matter!

Xiaomi smiled at the crowd again, and had to admit that he finally relaxed after seeing everyone's responses.

Then there was a shout from the host who was a little too excited and accompanied by majestic music——

"Then, let us enjoy today's most exciting and eye-catching final duel! Only one of the two mermaids will be the one who will dance with His Royal Highness Prince Alfred at the end. This little duel On the stage, one mermaid will float away, while the other mermaid will swim away, let us wait and see who can become the final winner!"

"Hula-"

A miserable green light hit Tang Xiaomi not far away the moment the host finished speaking.

There is a very obviously artificially carved platform, which is similar to the model of a human boxing ring, except that the surrounding pillars are surrounded by kelp that looks very appetizing.

The cheers of the crowd grew louder.

Tang Xiaomi's scales stood up in an instant because of nervousness. No matter how he heard it, he felt that the host's speech just now was a bit suspicious? !What is "a mermaid is floating away"? !The more you think about it, the more terrifying it becomes...

Oreo stuck out a finger behind him and poked him: "Don't be nervous."

"I'm not nervous." Tang Xiaomi muttered, more or less trying to maintain her own image.

"You're floating..."

Oreo said.

"..."

Tang Xiaomi shook her tail violently several times to stabilize her body.

"Don't worry, just hit it twice casually, it's just a formality."

Oreo said kindly.Tang Xiaomi smiled at him stiffly.

In fact, he understands the truth, but...but still very nervous? !And I don't know what's going on, the more Oreo tells Tang Xiaomi that everything will be fine and everything will be very simple, the more nervous Tang Xiaomi becomes, even his hairs stand on end.

In short, it was in this state in the end that Tang Xiaomi's mind was blank, and he followed Oreo, who was bored and calm, to the arena where the taste was so unbearable to look directly at.

He's in one corner, and Oreo's in the other.

The gladiatorial fight began.

The terrifying green spotlight above their heads slowly dimmed, replaced by rows of small lights on the edge of the arena. Tang Xiaomi looked at it for a long time before realizing that it was a very neat row of Ankang. fish.

"...their lighting here is a kind of part-time job, so that you can see the nearest scene of the gladiator without buying a ticket."

Oreo explained very kindly.

So in the saltwater world is even the monkfish trying so hard? !

Tang Xiaomi instantly felt that his pressure had become even greater.Because the monkfish is illuminated from bottom to top, Oreo's face in the sea seems to be more ferocious at this moment.Tang Xiaomi tried her best to calm herself down, but when her eyes fell on Oreo's tail, she couldn't help but wonder whether he would be 3% flat or 5% flat if the tail really hit him...

"Really don't worry, you just punch me here and I'll fall. Soon."

Perhaps seeing Tang Xiaomi's nervousness, Oreo whispered with his mouth.

"Okay... okay."

Xiaomi tremblingly stretched out his hand towards Oreo.

Then, a terrifying water wave came towards him with a deafening roar——

With a sound of "哐——", a hideous-looking military deep-sea robot covered with waterproof underwater detection paint landed in a corner of the arena.

"Oreo! I won't let you leave my wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I will allow you to leave you leave my—"

While all the mermaids were stunned and panicked by this unexpected visitor, a pair of dark, high-decibel loudspeakers popped out of the robot's head, and inside the loudspeakers came the sound of someone blowing their nose and wow A howling manifesto for crying out loud.

"...Is there a mistake?"

Oreo, who fell to the ground with his tail crossed because of the shock wave before, stared at the deep-sea robot that seemed to be an unusually black technology, and murmured in shock.

"Uh, this voice..."

Why is this voice so familiar?

Tang Xiaomi also looked at the robot dully, always feeling like he had heard this kind of screaming with a crying voice not long ago.

"Wow wow, I can't, I can't, I can't!"

When the two fish involved were too shocked to move, the robot staggered and rushed towards them with astonishing momentum.A thick mechanical arm twisted, creaked, and popped, and grabbed Oreo's tail.

"Let go, let go?!"

Oreo screamed suddenly, and he growled towards the smooth and round belly of the robot.

"Sal?! What the hell are you doing!?—"

... That's right, the robot that suddenly broke into the most important arena and ignored all laws and directly grabbed Oreo was controlled by his human lover Sal.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... "

After being diluted by the water flow, the sound became extra funny, and the sound was broadcast to the mermaids in the entire venue through the pair of high-power speakers.

Oreo's face darkened instantly.

"What the hell are you thinking?! Listen to me, it's not like this—"

His tail flicked desperately, hitting the robot's capture arm, and under the full force of a hybrid titan mermaid's tail, the robotic arm made a suspicious creaking sound.

Then Thrall got even more agitated.

"I don't listen, I don't listen, I just don't listen, you are mine, and I won't let you go—"

He cried louder.

"Sal, we can explain it!"

Even Tang Xiaomi couldn't bear to open his mouth, trying to help Oreo explain all this to Sal.However, before he finished speaking, Sal had already manipulated the robotic arm to hold Oreo in the arms of the robot, and then, while crying loudly, pressed the pusher, and flicked it away... …

After the huge white waves dissipated, Tang Xiaomi, a fish with its tail coiled up and one hand raised, stared blankly at the direction where the robot and Oreo disappeared together in the arena.

"Hey...don't be like this..."

he said weakly.