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So this is the legendary Mercury retrograde...

Tang Xiaomi, who is unlucky no matter what he does, thought very sadly after realizing that Oreo had been snatched away by the bride.

I don't know how long it took...

The host bravely stood up, using a trembling voice that had been constipated for forty days, and managed to smooth things over with little success.

"...What a touching scene! I never thought that another of our party participants would be snatched away just like that."

Hey, is this understatement really okay? !

According to the normal process, he is the only candidate for His Royal Highness's fiancée, but now he has been snatched away!Robbed!

Tang Xiaomi frantically brushed the barrage in his heart with a blank face.

He slowly stood in the middle of the empty arena, his tail flicked slightly to create a nest of small whirlpools.Probably Onishi Kingdom really paid the onlookers very generously. In short, when faced with such an appalling live broadcast accident, there was actually someone among the crowd next to the arena responding to the host's words, and some applause was sparse. The ground rang... Of course, it only made Tang Xiaomi's heart more desolate.

You must know that there is no applause, this kind of scattered applause is matched with the bare arena, the huge cave blown out by the Thrall robot, and the icy water... The whole scene looks even more miserable and desolate.

Tang Xiaomi sincerely hopes that the broadcast of Saltwater World will also have paid advertisements. When faced with live broadcast accidents, at least they can use advertisements to fill in the gaps in the broadcast, otherwise it would be too miserable.And just when he completely gave up on himself and fell into cranky thoughts, the host swam towards Tang Xiaomi in countless camera shots with that ugly expression, and it could be seen that he was trying to look happy.

"Then, there are no other mermaids surviving here. According to the rules of the Daxi royal family, the last mermaid left on the arena will be..."

The host held Tang Xiaomi's hand and raised it to reads; Bastard Daily.

"His Highness Crown Prince Alfred's Crown Princess has finally been decided after a wonderful fight! Congratulations, the Atlantis Royal Family once again welcomes its new member 'beep—'!"

It felt like he had forgotten to burn incense when he went out and couldn’t wear red underwear in the year of birth. The host tried his best to shout towards the audience and the camera in a full of energy.

...Why do you still have to block the name at this time!

Tang Xiaomi, who kept a dead fish face, stared ahead silently and thought.

According to the normal plot, there should be a hard struggle at the end of the story (especially for a weak freshwater mermaid like him, he should be KO'd by the opponent at least three or four times, and finally recall the past and slowly stand up from the ruins), right? ! ! !

There is no climax in this way, and the victory achieved by the object of struggle is really empty. If this is a novel, readers will probably complain that it is unfinished, right? !

Anyway, it's really weird...

And at this moment, a hoarse voice suddenly sounded with resentment.

"Who... said... there is no... challenger... don't jump to conclusions so early..."

Near the exit of the black coral reef, there was a small commotion among some onlookers.

"Uh?!"

Tang Xiaomi looked in the direction where the voice came from, and was a little surprised to see someone who she thought she would never see again in this life.

Wriggling tentacles, gloomy face and resentful eyes—the mermaid that appeared at the entrance turned out to be Pu Yao Lian who had been eaten before!

"Did you make a mistake?!"

Tang Xiaomi couldn't hold back his murmur.

"Hehehehehehehe, are you surprised to see me?"

Pu Yaolian dragged his heavy tentacles and walked towards the arena step by step. His facial expression was as ferocious as all the villains'.

"Yes, I was quite surprised."

Tang Xiaomi silently took a step back and said.

Of course, it's not because Park Yaolian is scary, but because of the smell on his body... After getting close, you can already smell the strong sour smell emanating from Park Yaolian's body, and at this distance, Tang Xiaomi can also smell it very well. He could clearly see the viscous yellow liquid wrapped on the other party's skin, and the liquid soaked into the crevices of Pu Yaolian's scales, and the corroded scales and skin were the source of the terrible smell on Pu Yaolian's body.

If the guess is correct, those strange liquids are probably Putin Bell's gastric juice.

After realizing this, Tang Xiaomi couldn't hold back and stepped back a little bit. He didn't dare to think about why Park Yaolian would appear in front of him again with someone else's gastric juice - he always felt that if he thought about it carefully, he would A very horrific truth awaits him.

"Oh oh oh, a dramatic scene has appeared! Who is the person who appeared in front of us? Let's take a closer look-oh my god, he turned out to be our No. [-] contestant, Park Yaolian, the dark catcher from the Great Cold Nether Kingdom reads ;A cheap love, Quan Shao surrender! It's just that Park Yaolian looks a bit embarrassed now, what happened in the dark coral reef? And when he came back in blood, he seemed to be very interested in our "beep—" contestant It's full of hatred! I really don't know if the 'beep—' contestant can continue to embrace the identity of His Highness Alfred's partner after Park Yaolian's accidental appearance—"

The host's excited voice sounded in Tang Xiaomi's ears.This kind of bloody plot, which is rare to see, undoubtedly stimulated him. The low-pitched breath of the previous forced smile had long been swept away from the host. Tang Xiaomi glanced at him, only to see him holding the microphone The host's eyes were shining, and the fire of gossip ignited all over his body almost turned into substance and floated out.

This change is too obvious, right? !Don't worry about me standing next to you for a little while...

The corner of Tang Xiaomi's mouth twitched. It was completely different from the host who was obviously beaten with chicken blood. At this moment, Tang Xiaomi's entire mermaid collapsed, and the crazy emotions quickly turned into substance from every pore. Transfer came out.

"You you you you how..."

"I know, you must be looking forward to my death."

"No, not at all..."

"But, I won't die so easily!"

"Uh, I'm actually quite relieved to know that you're not dead. Do you want to deal with that..."

"I won't tolerate a soft-bodied person like you with so many thorns becoming a member of the royal family by such despicable means, I will never allow it!"

"...You, your skin is festering, ah, you will go crazy later, okay..."

"With this belief, even if I am in hell, I will climb out step by step!"

"so?"

"With my efforts, that disgusting and despicable mermaid brought me back to this world!"

"...you mean he vomited you out?"

"..."

After these words, an embarrassing silence fell between Pu Yaolian and Tang Xiaomi.

Tang Xiaomi shut his mouth in frustration. Just seeing Pu Yaolian's sharper and crazier eyes at this moment, he knew that he might be right.

In fact, there was nothing wrong with it, Park Yaolian was indeed... as Tang Xiaomi thought... vomited out.Park Yaolian experienced the most terrifying period of his life in Putin Bell's stomach that looked like a different space, and it was precisely because of this that he began to struggle crazily. What people didn't expect was that his sucker sucked hard during the struggle. After being irritated, Putin Bell's stomach wall was caught, and the latter vomited him out directly.

According to the general situation, the weak and frightened Park Yaolian will be eaten by Putin Bell again, and this time Putin will use his extremely strong throat muscles to crush every bone in Park Yaolian's body.But... that's right, when you see the phrase "according to the general situation", you know that the person concerned may not be facing the "normal situation" at this moment.Putin Bell is having an affair with 998 in an unprecedented way, and in front of his future partner, even a mermaid as rough as Putin can't do anything to pick up the vomit and eat it.

Therefore, Putin Bell kicked Park Yaolian directly, wiped his mouth and pretended nothing happened, and continued to date the somewhat disturbed 998.

"Is it all right? He...he looks like he's still alive?"

Before leaving, 998 looked uneasily at Pu Yaolian, who was lying on the ground like mud, and asked reads; arrogant president, you are coming menacingly! .

But Putin Bell was not worried: "It doesn't matter, even if he still has the strength to run to the arena, someone will take care of him. I still remember the inconspicuous madman in the dark workplace, Oreo Daomai?"

"...that girl?"

Putin Bell laughed coldly: "That is a very strong person, and he will be responsible for helping that freshwater mermaid solve everything."

……

Then the two of them swam away happily and without any worries.

As a matter of course, Pu Yaolian, who escaped from the dead, found Tang Xiaomi, who was about to become the princess, with scars all over his body and resentment in his heart.The scene that happened before happened exactly like this...

"I want to challenge you, Tang Xiaomi, I want to prove to the world that I am the one who should be the princess..."

Pu Yaolian roared hoarsely while festering, because the image was so miserable that Tang Xiaomi had the illusion that he was the villain at this moment.

"To be honest, I think your spirit is quite commendable." Tang Xiaomi said dryly, he kept backing away, his body almost shrank into the corner of the arena, and the monkfish was stripped. They flickered in dissatisfaction. "But... that... It seems that the rules say that only those who have snatched someone else's invitation to the dance party are eligible to stand on this arena."

Tang Xiaomi desperately searched for the memory in her mind, and looked towards the host after speaking.

Sure enough, the host who was very happy just now seemed to have finally remembered this matter, and was instantly discouraged.

"Hahahaha, it seems so! Contestant Park Yaolian, 'beep—' contestant has everyone else's invitation card, and your invitation card is also in his hands..."

"So, no matter what I do, it's impossible to defeat this despicable freshwater mermaid, right? No matter what I do...no matter what I..."

Before the host finished speaking, Pu Yaolian wiped his face suddenly, and dropped a handful of gastric juice onto the arena.

"Heheheheheheheh……"

A low and sinister sneer rolled out of his throat. "

"Actually, I already knew."

He said.

Maybe a sixth sense?In short, after hearing Pu Yaolian's voice at this moment, Tang Xiaomi suddenly felt a chill down his back, his tail tensed up, and the expression on his face gradually became serious.

"Park Yaolian, you..."

"Sure enough, I did the right thing." Park Yaolian suddenly raised his hand, revealing something like a remote control, "I planted a bomb here before! Tang Xiaomi, even if you have so many behind-the-scenes forces So what, you still have to die with me hahahahaha..."

……

So, it is really Mercury retrograde.

Tang Xiaomi looked at Pu Yaolian who was laughing wildly, and this perception clearly appeared in his mind.