The top fish lure that can also be used by novices

"I think we can talk."

Tang Xiaomi looked at Pu Yao's face and said, he heard his voice dryly squeezed out of his throat.

"I don't want it! Everything you mermaids with a background say is a lie, hehe, I won't be fooled..."

Park Yaolian stared at him, sneered contemptuously, and the shadows on his distorted face were getting thicker and thicker-this is natural, because the surroundings are getting dark: the monkfish that were used for lighting before were wagging their tails after Park Yaolian made a terrifying threat escaped from the edge of the ring.

Out of the corner of her eye, Tang Xiaomi saw those spots of light that fled without hesitation, and felt a little lonely. Hey, please, it's too easy to escape, right? !

"Actually, you really don't need to be so excited, hahahaha..."

The freshwater mermaid, who was also facing a life crisis today, continued to speak weakly.You must know that when he didn't transfer to another school, he played the mobile game on his mobile phone to persuade others not to jump off the building. Negotiate skill and luck in crisis situations!So now the word "finished" can be used to describe his current situation?No, no, let's calm down first, Park Yaolian hasn't directly blown up the arena until now, maybe it proves that he actually has some hesitation in his heart?So it's not the time of hopelessness, calm down, calm down first... Woooooo, I can't calm down, I want to run away...

In short, at this moment, Tang Xiaomi's head was in chaos like boiled sea urchin porridge.

And in the short moment when Pu Yaolian and Tang Xiaomi were in a stalemate... Tang Xiaomi suddenly noticed that behind Pu Yaolian, there were dozens of unusually huge shadows floating like ghosts, with a cold and aura.

After a long time, Tang Xiaomi found out that they were the Titan Mermaid's Order Troop, and also the most terrifying and efficient killer troop in the deep sea.

They probed slowly, and their icy, bone marrow-freezing eyes fell on Pu Yaolian.

"Gudong..."

Tang Xiaomi swallowed a mouthful of dry saliva.

After seeing those mermaids who can be known as Titan mermaids just by their size, theoretically, they should feel at ease, but Tang Xiaomi felt that he was about to be scared to pee.Especially the appetizing gazes cast by the titan mermaids towards Pu Yaolian, they clearly knew that it wasn't falling on themselves...but the terrifying deterrent force has already permeated without any cover.

Tang Xiaomi watched helplessly as the tentacles on Pu Yaolian's lower body turned black little by little, and gradually became the same color as the floor of the arena... The muscles on his body swelled up, and it seemed that he also felt a little bit of something coming from behind him. deterrent atmosphere.

"Yes... who is it?"

Park Yaolian turned his head abruptly, and then shouted.

Of course, the moment he turned his head back, the previously terrifying Titan mermaid troop had dived back into the darkness at an incredible speed.

All Pu Yaolian could see was the increasingly dark sea water.

However, without waiting for Tang Xiaomi to relax, Park Yaolian's IQ seemed to have suddenly improved, and his mood became more excited than before.

"I know, I know there must be a mermaid trying to kill me—otherwise my tentacles would never deceive me about this!" He said gloomily, wrapping the controller in his hand silently. Among the tentacles, "I warn you, it will take a while for you to kill me. Even if you bite off my head, I can still press the button easily."

"hateful!"

Now, it was Tang Xiaomi's turn to turn pale.

Yes, although tentacle-shaped mermaids are very different from real octopuses, the nervous system in their tentacles is surprisingly similar.Just like a real octopus, a large number of nerve cells are distributed in the flexible and powerful tentacles of the tentacle-shaped mermaid. Even if they are cut from the body, these abundant nerve cells can command the tentacles themselves to complete a task. series of activities.

And pressing the button on the remote control of the bomb itself is not a very complicated activity...

That is to say, even if Park Yaolian is instantly subdued by Titan's order keeping troops, he still has a high possibility of detonating the arena. Then... Tang Xiaomi felt his cold sweat break out, and he stroked his tail With thin scales, I feel that it only takes about 30 seconds to become medium-rare.

"What do you want to do?!"

After Pu Yaolian's voice fell, another voice that was familiar but unfamiliar to Tang Xiaomi rang out coldly.

I said familiar because the voice belonged to Tang Xiaomi's marriage partner, His Highness Alfred, the current boyfriend.And it is strange because Tang Xiaomi has never heard such a cold and ruthless way of speaking since he has known Alfred for so long.

It was completely different from the Alfred who was being foolish in his memory, who spoke common mermaid language and had an accent... At this moment, every syllable of Alfred's words was suppressed with astonishing rage.And this voice is right next to the arena.

"Al?!"

Tang Xiaomi exclaimed.

Should it be said that the hidden ability of the Titan Mermaid is too strong?Anyway, he hadn't realized that Alfred was next to him at all.

The huge body of His Royal Highness the Prince of Titans floated outside the railing of the arena, and sporadic small fish emerged from his hair, circling hurriedly on his head. Under the flickering light, Alfred's face looked like As ugly as a zombie who just ate a stale dead man's brain.

After meeting Xiaomi's surprised gaze, Alfred pulled the corner of his mouth hard—he tried to show a soothing smile, but the reality was that it made his face look even more ferocious.

Pu Yaolian was breathing rapidly, and his body shook twice.

"Prince, His Royal Highness!"

He spoke tremblingly, his face flushed.

Originally, he looked a little abnormal, but at this moment he became even more abnormal than before. Tang Xiaomi could even see countless spinning pink hearts from his sparkling eyes.

Undoubtedly, this made Tang Xiaomi's chest feel strongly uncomfortable.

Fortunately, Alfred's response to Park Yaolian was qualified - he stared at Park Yaolian coldly and disgustedly.

When the order troops looked at this mermaid with plump tentacles before, there was still a strong appetite floating in their eyes, but Alfred looked at him without even appetite, only full of deep disgust and anger .

(Remarks: In the harsh living environment of the deep sea, even rotten whales will be included in the diet of saltwater mermaids. Alfred doesn't even intend to devour Park Yaolian, which is enough to show that he is extremely Spartan at this moment Feeling.)

"Your Highness, I, I, and I have always admired you..."

Alfred's disgust was obvious, but it was obvious that Park Yaolian, who had completely fallen into delusions, did not receive His Royal Highness's disgust radio waves.

His tentacles couldn't help shaking in the sea water, and this action made Tang Xiaomi beside him take a deep breath of the cold sea water.

Come on ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

It was only a little bit away from Tang Xiaomi's roar.

But when he thought that he was facing Park Yaolian whose brain circuit was obviously not right, Tang Xiaomi finally suppressed his roar after all the hard work.He looked at the remote control in Park Yaolian's tentacles in fear, his nerves were already tense to the extreme.

But at this moment, Alfred made a move that instantly made Park Yaolian even more excited - he slapped his tail vigorously, intending to cross the fence of the arena and approach Tang Xiaomi.

With the speed of the Titan Mermaid, as long as he can reach Tang Xiaomi, theoretically, he can escape directly before the explosion, but...

"You, you, don't move! If you move again, I will press the button!"

Park Yaolian, who was still full of heart before, screamed at the top of his throat, and raised the remote control high with a tentacle.

Alfred froze.

The pink heart that swirled in Pu Yaolian's eyes turned into a small black dagger.

"Want to escape? It's not that easy..."

He giggled and sneered, and with the wounds all over his body corroded by gastric juice, the villain's breath became stronger and stronger.

(Wait, didn't you say you adore Al a few seconds ago? Now you're showing some adoration!)

Tang Xiaomi was so nervous that his scales almost fell off.

He stared at Park Yaolian stupidly, full of European style Park Yaolian lost control of his emotions and detonated the scene behind the arena—bad, if this is the case, Alfred next to him will also be involved in the explosion [-]%.

Thinking of this, Tang Xiaomi immediately became anxious.

"Al, you, get out of here quickly! This place is very dangerous, after all, you are also His Royal Highness..."

he said hastily.

Alfred's tail was hanging in the sea water, and the tip of the tail trembled.

He turned his head and looked deeply at Tang Xiaomi.

"I'll be with you."

He said.

"Al..."

Tang Xiaomi's breathing stagnates.

It's a bit too much to accidentally fall into the pink love mood at this critical moment - Tang Xiaomi desperately said to herself in the bottom of her heart, but... But there is still no way to control it.

Alfred, who was guarding outside the seaweed railing, with small glowing fish slithering above his head, was so handsome that his tail was limp.

So it makes sense to say that the heroes and heroines in the movies before had to put on slow motion at times of crisis, tearing up and reaching out to each other's names... At least Tang Xiaomi is in that mood now.

Time seemed to slow down in an instant, and in Xiaomi's field of vision, it seemed that only Alfred was left...

Afterwards, Tang Xiaomi thought about it and felt that the love she showed with Alfred at this time might really make Park Yaolian very angry, right?Anyway, when he reacted, he only heard Park Yaolian's scream——

"This freshwater mermaid can't be suitable for you! Your Royal Highness! I am the mermaid who really loves you!"

The octopus looked like it wanted to pick it up.

To be honest, if Park Yaolian didn't have a bomb in his hand, Tang Xiaomi really wanted to beat him up.

"What on earth do you want to do? Don't you think it's a shame that you crawled out of the gastric juice after so much painstaking efforts? Well, don't you think it's a shame? You know, there are very few creatures who will still die after seeing the Far Eastern mermaid. Can live, and you not only 'saw' him but was eaten by Putin Bell directly, so you are not dead, don't you think you should buy lottery tickets at this time, maybe you can with good luck Winning a lottery or something..."

Not holding back anymore, Tang Xiaomi asked.

As a result, Park Yaolian's screaming stopped abruptly, and Tang Xiaomi knew that the mermaid in front of him probably didn't think about what he was going to do just by seeing his instantly hollow eyes.

"In short, I will not allow a weak freshwater mermaid like you to become the princess of Daxi Kingdom!" Park Yaolian shouted excitedly, "I, I, I will fight you!"

……

"What?"

Tang Xiaomi was stunned.

And Park Yaolian seemed to have finally figured out what he was going to do, he sneered at Xiaomi with that kind of smile that made people want to hit him, and raised a tentacle, shaking the remote control of the bomb: "... ...I will duel with you."

Then he looked around the arena.

"You say I'm not qualified to participate in the ball? I just want to expose the fact that you are a piece of trash in front of everyone. Hehehehe... How about it? If you accept it, I will give up detonating this place."

(So ​​if I don't accept you just press the button right?)

Tang Xiaomi bit her lip.

Although Park Yaolian looks a bit like a mermaid from the countryside, judging from how he easily injured 998 before, he is actually a very powerful mermaid.

And Tang Xiaomi is just an ordinary high school freshwater mermaid.If he really takes this duel, it doesn't take him 30 seconds to turn into a sashimi...

However, looking at Pu Yaolian's proud face, Tang Xiaomi also knew that he had no room to refuse.

"...That's good." Tang Xiaomi said softly.

"Xiao Mi?!"

After Alfred heard Tang Xiaomi's answer, the whole mermaid seemed to be about to explode—he let out a low growl angrily, and the ear spines suddenly opened, and the membrane between the spines turned into A terrifying blood red.

"I disagree!"

"If you don't agree, I'll press the button!"

Park Yaolian said.

"Damn it, you pervert!"

Alfred was gasping for breath.

"It's all right, Al."

At most, it would be a few broken bones... In short, just find a way to get close to Park Yaolian and wait for the opportunity to grab the remote control.

This was Tang Xiaomi's idea.

He turned his head and silently winked at Alfred——

"You will definitely be killed wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow..."

Alfred flicked his tail wildly and roared loudly.

"..."

Tang Xiaomi silently turned her face back.

(Calm down, Xiaomi, I must find a way to overcome this difficulty...)

(think of a way...)

(There must be some way...)

(Damn it, when Putin Bell took care of Park Yaolian, the speed was too fast and I didn't even see it... By the way... How did Putin Bell do it at that time...)

Tang Xiaomi's tail stopped suddenly.

He stared at Pu Yaolian who was baring his teeth and claws, and shouted: "Look here!"

It was too late and then fast, almost at the same time as shouting, he lifted off his flesh-colored tights——

"Ah ah ah ah ah--"

The scene Pu Yaolian saw was that Tang Xiaomi suddenly tore open his "belly", and from the abdomen of that weak-looking freshwater mermaid, a very ferocious and terrifying head of a Titan mermaid appeared. .

Even though he was already very conscious of being a villain, Park Yaolian was still deeply shocked by the scene he saw in front of him.

After all, he is just a saltwater mermaid from the countryside, and he seldom watches horror movies in his life, and this kind of strong stimulation suddenly appeared in the third dimension made his young body stiffen suddenly, and a sharp scream burst out of his throat.

At the same time, a sharp shadow rushed past Tang Xiaomi's eyes with a "shua".

Tang Xiaomi didn't even see clearly how Alfred pushed Park Yaolian down. Anyway, when he came to his senses, what he saw was that Alfred's tail tightly strangled Park Yaolian's neck, and He was holding a pulsing tentacle in his mouth.

"crunch--"

The crisp sound of plastic and metal shattering came from Alfred's puffed cheeks.

"Ah, Al, you, wouldn't you..."

Tang Xiaomi's face turned blue.

Alfred stretched his neck, swallowed the contents of his mouth forcefully, and then spat out the chewed tentacles with a "poof".

Just now, Alfred took advantage of the opportunity created by Tang Xiaomi to snatch the remote control from Park Yaolian's tentacles. To be on the safe side, he directly chewed up the dangerous-looking artifact.

"Xiao Mi, it's all right!"

After finally ignoring the weird smell in his mouth, Alfred turned his head and nodded to Tang Xiaomi.

"...Idiot! How can you eat that kind of thing!"

Tang Xiaomi almost fainted.

No no no now is not the time to faint!You know, after watching so many action movies, he also has some superficial experience, that is, once the remote control is destroyed, the bomb will explode in all likelihood. After all, if there is no explosion or something, it is not a good action. At the end of the movie, whether it’s an alien invasion or a deep-sea monster, in short, a hole must be made first and then a bomb will be thrown in the past. Generally speaking, there will be a popular supporting actor who sacrifices himself to detonate by destroying the remote control. bomb!

Tang Xiaomi rushed over frantically, picked up Alfred's neck and started running towards the outside of the arena...

He swore he had never swam so fast in his life, but the heat wave behind him seemed to be a little faster than his speed.

Abnormally bright light suddenly exploded on the dark seabed, and together with it, the sea water that seemed to have suddenly become hot and splashed debris.After [-] seconds, Tang Xiaomi felt the sharp pain from the tail, followed by the back. I don't know if it was an illusion that he really felt that he smelled the smell of boiled fish...

【it hurts】

It was the last thought that came to his mind.

A shadow shrouded his side, but before he had time to see what it was, he was hit on the back of the head by a piece of coral stone wrapped in water and flying straight, and he passed out directly.

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