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"I don't think it's necessary anymore..."

After a short thought, Tang Xiaomi said to the two titan mermaids holding their tails.

Because of the excessive psychological pressure, his temples are painful now.

Although His Royal Highness Corinna and Alfred both guaranteed that he, as a quasi-princess, would enjoy his corrupt privileges as a powerful (?) class and win the fruits of victory in the upcoming ball (let’s call it that) , but for Tang Xiaomi, all this absurdity is still extremely unacceptable.How should I put it, if it is in a normal situation, I should lose my temper no matter what?However, whether it is the tournament itself or the clumsy cheating that the Titan Mermaid came up with, there is a strange and rough style of painting, so that Tang Xiaomi can't even get angry in a serious way at this time, but can only feel absurd and ridiculous .

But no matter what, this kind of thing is super suspicious just by listening to it... Tang Xiaomi still listened to his intuition and refused seriously.

"I like Alfred very much, but this prom is really... I mean, this kind of blatant cheating is still too weird."

he said very sadly.

"If that's all you're worried about, Mimi, this kind of thing is definitely not a problem. We've always done it this way."

Ke Lianna keenly grasped what Tang Xiaomi cared about the most, and she immediately explained eagerly.

"All this time? Sorry, I didn't understand." Tang Xiaomi said humbly.

The expression on Her Royal Highness's face became slightly subtle, she touched her nose embarrassedly and said, "Uh, actually...we often hold this kind of concubine selection ball. Hey, but don't worry , Alfred is still innocent! Before we usually caught other unmarried men of the royal family who were useless to choose concubines, it was a misunderstanding hahahaha."

After the hearty laughter, Her Highness Corinna's next words were tinged with a slight embarrassment: "However, you also know that the geographical location of Atlantis is a bit bad - what's worse is that almost all the citizens of Atlantis are Titan mermaids. , so unless the brain is sick, there will be no saltwater mermaids who want to enter the territory of Atlantis, let alone want to marry the royal family of Atlantis. ..."

"..."

Tang Xiaomi, who was not mentally ill, but somehow already engaged to the First Crown Prince of Atlantis, felt a pain in the middle of her tail when she heard His Highness Ke Lianna unconsciously started digressing.

"... Later, in order to reassure everyone, the Onishi Congress specially sent a specific person to defeat the saltwater mermaid who defeated other opponents at the last moment. In this way, the mermaids who participated in the dance would not have to worry about winning the first place in the dance. Then I have to marry a member of the Titan royal family. Because in name, the mermaid is the champion of the ball, and needs to marry a member of the royal family of Atlantis - of course, in the end 'she' will usually get married Eve disappeared due to various reasons. We usually announce that the winner was eaten after meeting because he didn't fit the prince's eyes."

"The prince of Onishi...is it really possible to find a wife?"

Even Tang Xiaomi, who was a passer-by, couldn't help becoming worried after hearing Her Highness Ke Lianna's explanation.

but……

Wait, now is not the time to worry about this at all!

Tang Xiaomi suddenly realized.

"Wait a minute," Tang Xiaomi was really puzzled now, "So, this so-called concubine selection ball has no practical significance at all? If according to what you just said, this ball is just a formality? This is basically... ..."

If you are full, hold on.

Tang Xiaomi resisted not to say the last sentence.

"Although the process of 'choosing a concubine' is meaningless, the whole dance itself is a very important event for the Great Western Kingdom and even the entire saltwater world." His Royal Highness Ke Lianna looked at Tang Xiaomi with embarrassment .

She gave Haochi, who had been preparing for a long time, a look, and the giant squid with delicate flesh quickly turned on the projector that had been prepared before.

A carefully edited and rendered promotional video was slowly displayed in front of Tang Xiaomi.

The narration is a deep and impassioned bass—

[This time we have welcomed unprecedented participants - No. [-] contestant "Bloodthirsty Blade" Chi Leren races sharks; No. [-] contestant "Cruel Lead Dancer" Meisi Chi Leni races California eel-born mermaids; No. [-] contestant "Poisonous Woman" Pengle Jius race; blue-ringed jellyfish mermaid...]

[...In the deep sea full of dangers, this wonderful struggle for invitations is being staged! 】

【Blood!Violence!dark!Cruelty and cruelty are intertwined, strong and powerful confrontation competition! 】

[Everything is in the No.30 Titan Mermaid Concubine Selection Meeting!Call the ticket booking phone now, and you can also get a generous gift package, and a [-]% discount on the full price of paid broadcasts! 】

[If you want to support player number one, please press 1; if you want to support player number two, please press 2...]

……

After the promotional video ended, Tang Xiaomi took a moment to sort out his thoughts.

Because of being shocked too many times, he felt a little dull in thinking.

"It's such a creative publicity."

He heard dry words escape from his throat.

Ke Lianna also responded dryly: "Yeah... because of the rebroadcast fee and tickets, the promotional video is also exaggerated, ha, ha, ha."

So the most important meaning of this dance is to collect broadcast fees and tickets, right?

The feeling in Tang Xiaomi's heart that "Daxi Country is really finished" was even stronger at this moment.

I always feel that this country reveals a strange aura of poverty from top to bottom...

Her Highness Corinna flicked her tail.

"At the very beginning, it was just to increase the mutual understanding between the titan mermaid and the common saltwater mermaid... I just didn't expect that the ball would turn into a carnival for the whole people."

Her Royal Highness the Queen said that she was also very puzzled how things got to this point.

"... Then I found that the income is also very considerable hahahaha, this tradition has gradually continued."

——So you really haven't considered the feelings of the male members of the Onishi Kingdom's royal family at all, have you? !

Tang Xiaomi almost wanted to shake the other party's neck and complain.

(Somewhere in the remote deep sea, a gray-white rock suddenly moved—"Gudong..." A bubble slowly emerged from the crack of that "rock".)

……

……

……

After a long time, when he thought of this day, he would deeply feel the unfathomableness of Her Highness Corinna.

Seriously, if she hadn't thrown the topic of having a child directly from the very beginning, I'm afraid Tang Xiaomi is still struggling with her relationship with Alfred at this time... After the shock of "having a child", she feels that the next queen All the proposals put forward by His Highness and Alfred seem to be quite ok and can be considered.

So, in the end, under the staring attack of His Royal Highness Corinna and Alfred, Tang Xiaomi bit the bullet and agreed to participate in the dark Budokai version of the Concubine Selection Ball full of shady scenes and appointments...

"Well, let me make sure again. At that time, there will be a designated person who will be responsible for knocking down the other mermaids one by one, and then she will pretend to be defeated by me in front of me, right? I don't need to talk to those terrible Prom attendees fighting..."

Tang Xiaomi, who immediately regretted it after agreeing, was still very nervous and asked a lot of questions uncontrollably.

"Yes."

"Uh, should I meet this person first, what if she doesn't recognize me and eat me up..."

Judging by the unreliability of these titan mermaids, it is entirely possible for this kind of thing to happen!

Unexpectedly, he got a shocking answer.

"But, you already knew him."

"Uh?"

"Oreo is the designated mermaid," Alfred said.