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It must be admitted that when Tang Xiaomi heard Alfred say that the "last person" was Oreo, the whole mermaid was relieved.

Although it is impolite to say this, after Tang Xiaomi has been in contact with the Titan Mermaid for so long... he still feels that Oreo is the only one among this group of mermaids that is reliable.Without him, it feels like the overall reliability of the Titan Mermaid could be reduced by another [-] percentage points.

However, while Tang Xiaomi felt at ease, the thing called "intuition" in his body kept sounding alarms.

"I always feel that...something must happen."

In order to avoid setting the flag, Tang Xiaomi spoke out the ominous premonition first.

"Don't be nervous. I'll protect you."

Alfred stared deeply at dear Xiaomi, and said with emotion.

【No... why did I feel even more anxious after hearing this kind of words. 】

……

Sure enough, it didn't take long for Tang Xiaomi's premonition to come true. It was only the day before the dance that he knew that all the dance participants had a uniform dress code—that is, no clothes.

"Wait, are you repeating that?"

The time was the day before the dance, and the location was Tang Xiaomi's own room.

Tang Xiaomi questioned Alfred in disbelief, who was trying to dig a hole in the wall at this time - Evelyn discovered not long ago that Alfred would always hide in Tang Xiaomi's window After going down, the window was sealed to ensure Tang Xiaomi's sleep quality.

If it was in a normal romance novel at this time, Tang Xiaomi and Alfred would probably be able to cosplay the miserable hero. The two of them looked at each other tearfully through the sealed window.But it's obvious that their life script is still far from "normal", and Evelyn's "sticking a mandarin duck" measure is still useless for Titan Mermaid.Because Alfred, who was expecting to see Tang Xiaomi, would always use his claws to dig holes in the hard reef wall and then drill in. After he left, Evelyn could only continue to use the broken pieces mixed with barnacle secretions angrily. stone to fill the holes in the wall—and now there are many similar repair marks on Tang Xiaomi's wall.

Today was the same procedure as before, Alfred skillfully started digging the hole, and at this time he had successfully squeezed his upper body in.

But I don't know what he brought here, but halfway through the drill, the back half of his body got stuck outside.

Tang Xiaomi sighed.

He squatted in the corner with his tail crossed, watching Alfred wriggling desperately into the room, but his eyes were empty.

"...This is ridiculous. After all, it's a ball to choose foreign wives of royal family members, isn't it? Why do you want all mermaids to take off their clothes? What if it's a female?"

Alfred's body danced up and down in the sea water.

"Females don't participate in this kind of dance." His tail slapped the reef desperately outside the wall, making a heavy thumping sound. "Traditional mermaids have no clothes, only tattoos."

He explained.

For a country like Atlantis that has existed for too long, the concubine selection ball is naturally the most traditional and original route, so modern saltwater mermaids are also required to follow ancient rituals, naked body, and complicated tattoos on the upper body. decorate.

Tang Xiaomi hugged his head and rolled on the ground a few times in pain, and began to search the Internet for what the traditional body tattoos of Daxi Kingdom are. Under this keyword, several pictures that can be called the "secret garden" of the tattoo world came into his eyes.

"No way……"

Tang Xiaomi was really about to howl.

Please don't tell him that he's also getting this intricate tattoo on himself that makes him dizzy after looking at it for more than ten seconds.

"It will definitely hurt to death!"

Just thinking about it makes me faint.Fortunately, Alfred gave an explanation at this time. This kind of ritual tattoo is usually painted directly on the surface of the mermaid's skin with a special herb mixed with gold powder - this special herb can make the tattoo fixed on the mermaid's body On top of that, it is easy and painless for students to go to group purchases. The only disadvantage is that it stays for a long time. This mixed herbal vinson can stay on the mermaid's skin for as long as half a year. There is no other way than time able to wash it off.

"Hey, isn't this a good thing?"

Tang Xiaomi was a little puzzled.

"Sometimes, I accidentally draw it crooked."

"..."

Well, a very convincing answer.

Tang Xiaomi thought, and then began to worry about where to find a reliable tattoo artist to help him draw tattoos.

"boom--"

After much difficulty, Alfred knocked down a stone with brute force, and finally rolled into the room under the action of inertia.

Tang Xiaomi turned her head and looked at the huge hole in her wall, a little confused whether she should continue to worry about the tattoo or how to explain the hole to her mother later.

Then he quickly discovered the culprit that got Alfred stuck - a bag of conch tied with seaweed around his waist.And what's in the conch...is tattoo paint.

"Eh? You brought this kind of thing here..."

Tang Xiaomi stepped back a few times. He stared at Alfred Conch. If he saw it right just now... the contents inside seemed to be wriggling.

[Yes, it is an illusion. 】

Just when the freshwater mermaid was consoling herself with a blue face, the ball of tattoo pigment, which was named tattoo pigment, actually looked like a mixture of dark purple snot and vegetable leaves, and it popped out of the conch with a vicious gesture——and Al Fred slapped it back.He put a lid on the conch's opening, and the white conch shook in his palm for a long time before finally regaining its composure.

...no, definitely don't get tattooed with this stuff.

The moment Tang Xiaomi made up his mind in his heart, Alfred blushed, his eyes brightened and his eyes wandered, and he spoke to Tang Xiaomi.

"I want to help you draw a tattoo."

"..."

Can you refuse?

Tang Xiaomi felt his soul screaming.

But Alfred started to attack with that kind of super poor stray puppy dog ​​trembling at your heels and wanting to go home together, fat round cat wanting to eat canned food.

[No, no, never touch this kind of thing! 】

Alfred: ︿●

【Uh... Anyway, just don't...】

Alfred: ●﹏●

【That, looks really suspicious...】

Alfred: (╥╯^╰╥)

【Don't look at me with that look...】

……

Tang Xiaomi was quickly defeated without any spine.

"Tattoos are great, but I really can't find someone else to get them..."

Would it be more reliable if I went to a professional store to get it?

Tang Xiaomi finally struggled to save herself.

Probably because the hesitant expression on his face irritated Alfred too much, Prince Titan "swish—" tore off his long hair, showing his strong chest and abdomen in front of Tang Xiaomi.

He pointed to the intricate tattoos on his body.

"I drew it myself," he said. "Don't worry."

Huh huh huh huh——

Tang Xiaomi was shocked.

Those tattoos on Alfred's body turned out to be painted by himself?

It's just...unbelievable...Tang Xiaomi never thought that these extremely exquisite tattoos on Alfred's skin were made by himself.

Suddenly, the image of His Royal Highness the Titan Prince became more glamorous and handsome in Tang Xiaomi's eyes.

"It's amazing, I didn't expect it at all."

He couldn't hold it back, and leaned in front of Alfred to carefully examine the tattoo on His Highness the Prince's body.Then Tang Xiaomi found out...

"Well, Al, you don't have any tattoos on your back."

he said casually.

And Alfred frowned with some annoyance, then nodded: "Because it's out of reach."

Oh, hahaha, so it's because I can't reach it...

Is it enough...to...

After Tang Xiaomi realized what Alfred said, his expression became extremely complicated.

[What should I do? Suddenly I want to laugh. 】

It was subtly poked at the point of the smile, but after thinking about it, I still felt that it was a bit cold-blooded to laugh like this-the end result was that Tang Xiaomi's facial muscles were a little distorted.

This made Alfred think a little bit wrongly, and he reassured Tang Xiaomi again super solemnly.

"I can draw beautifully."

"Well……"

Faced with this kind of promise that he wanted to block the whole mermaid life, Tang Xiaomi finally decided to ask Alfred to help him paint the tattoo.

What follows is naturally a series of scenes where Xiaomi undresses for the first time in front of her lover, both of them are very shy, one mermaid is very excited, and the other mermaid is very ignorant and shy and angry, and the atmosphere of both parties is very ambiguous.

But that's not the point, the point is that a few hours later——

Enduring the motionless posture and boredom, Tang Xiaomi yawned and chatted casually with His Highness the Prince.

"...Speaking of which, why do you have to get such a complicated tattoo? It's so troublesome."

"Tattoos have messages."

Alfred traced the lines carefully, and it took a while to answer Tang Xiaomi.

"Information? Wait, you won't hide something like a map of the black coral reef on your tattoos." Tang Xiaomi's mind immediately flashed the plots of American dramas and movies.Fortunately, Alfred's deep answer came from behind him soon.

"will not."

"Huh... that's good."

"The information on the tattoo does not need to be hidden." Alfred said seriously, "Tattoos need...to directly deter the other party."

"Direct deterrence? What do you mean..."

At this moment, Tang Xiaomi suddenly felt his eyelids start to twitch crazily.

This extremely bad intuition is——

"All right."

Alfred accepted the last sum and said excitedly.

Tang Xiaomi shook her tail tremblingly and stood up.He rushed to the mirror immediately, and after seeing the reflection in the mirror, he immediately understood what it meant to "deter the opponent directly."

On the frail and white skin of the freshwater mermaid, a fierce, cold, silent and lifelike head portrait of a titan bared its teeth.

——That's right, Alfred drew a self-portrait of himself on Tang Xiaomi's body.