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In such a frenzied situation, Tang Xiaomi couldn't even remember how he was dragged by the host to the entrance of the black coral reef to participate in the terrible invitation card competition.

how to say……

Even if he exhausted his imagination over the past ten years of his life, Tang Xiaomi never imagined that one day he would wear a flesh-colored tights and compete with several muscular mermaids for the right to mate with another male mermaid, ps : The whole process will also be broadcast on media around the world.

Just thinking about this scene, Tang Xiaomi couldn't help but feel sad for himself, but it didn't take long before he realized that the "female mermaid" who had been following him was actually Oreo——Tang Xiaomi Staring at the huge bulge on the liaison officer's chest, he was stunned for a long time, until the latter's face became as ugly as eating octopus feces, and then he forced out a dry smile: "Yes, I'm sorry, I didn't expect you to be like this ..." Tang Xiaomi desperately searched for comforting words in his mind, "Actually, it's still pretty good, ha, ha, ha."

"To shut up."

Oreo said.

In short, compared with Oreo's tragic situation, Tang Xiaomi felt that his situation was not so bad, and this illusion was maintained until he saw those cameras and bright spots like stars in the dark sea— — Those were the eyes of the crowd of mermaids watching.

In the dark, the eyes of many mermaids will glow by themselves, and some fish and shrimps are attracted to them.Tang Xiaomi turned his head, and accidentally saw a crowd who was closer to him suddenly open his jaw and stick out his bright red tongue, and rolled a small fish that was staring at him into his mouth.

"..."

Is it too late to quit now?

In front of the black coral reef entrance that looks like an entrance to another world, other participants have been waiting there for a long time.Tang Xiaomi took a quick glance there by the light of the camera - and said seriously that if there were no evil behind it, his small body might be enough for half a mouthful of those mermaids.

Tang Xiaomi couldn't help looking at Comrade Oreo, the "conscience" of the saltwater mermaid.

"I have a bad feeling."

He whispered to Oreo.

"Don't think too much, everything will be fine, we have arrangements."

Even though he had thought about resigning ten thousand times, under such circumstances, Oreo tried hard to regain his professional ethics and comforted his default classmate, the princess.

On the other side, the exaggerated voice of the host floated in the water.

"Ladies and gentlemen, let us cheer for the happiness of HRH Crown Prince Alfred on such a day of great attention! Now, let me introduce you to these beautiful and powerful participants, among whom , a new member of the royal family, the future partner of His Royal Highness Alfred will be born—next—welcome the No. [-] participant, the dark catcher from the Great Cold Netherland, Park Yaolian!"

"Z-"

Accompanied by the sound of electricity, a beam of light suddenly landed on the leftmost mermaid.

Comrade Dark Catcher's body was like an octopus magnified hundreds of times, with a face with thin eyebrows and thin eyes. After being called, the thick tentacles on the lower body squirmed.

"...Participant No. [-], a glutton from the Far East, Putin Bell!"

This time the beam of light fell on a relatively normal merman—of course, "normal"—if you can ignore the frantically struggling fingers next to the other's lips.

wait, finger...

Before Tang Xiaomi took a closer look, Putin Bell had already swallowed what was in his mouth as if nothing had happened.

“××&%………Save…%￥#…”

I always feel that there seems to be a vague voice coming from his bulging belly.

"...Participant No. [-], from Australia..." The host stared at the script book in his hand, and was taken aback for a moment, "...code-named Wife...'Body length is five meters and weight is [-] tons Cooking, swimming, reading, divorce, having children, please call Mr. [-]' for details..."

——Tang Xiaomi said that it took him a while to realize that "body length is [-] meters and weight is [-] tons. He likes cooking, swimming, reading, divorce, has children, please call [-] for details" is the name of this contestant.

Hey, such a long name...Could it be to seek marriage around the world in the name of coming to the ball? !Do you want to fight like this!

After thinking about it, a certain freshwater mermaid really collapsed.

The beam of light fell on the body of Comrade [-]. He looked quite normal, with a muscular body and a shy expression, which seemed to fit his name perfectly.

"Everyone howl!"

He was even able to wave normally to greet other people at the scene.

Then suddenly there was a crack in his abdominal muscle.

Tang Xiaomi stared dumbfounded at a little mermaid that was so small that it didn't even have full scales protruding from the pocket-shaped opening in Brother [-]'s abdomen.

"Papa? Is Wo Mama here?"

He raised his head and asked happily.

[-] kept a shy expression, and stuffed the child's head back: "There will be one soon." He said.

"That, that, he, his stomach..."

Tang Xiaomi started flicking Oreo with his tail desperately, motioning him to look at [-], the whole mermaid was so shocked that he couldn't finish his sentence.

"This is a kiwi mermaid. The male merman has a pouch in his abdomen. No adult kiwi will stay in his father's pouch all the time."

Oreo explained absently, and the next second, the beam of light hit him.

"...Contestant No. [-], a madman from... a dark workplace, Olio Daomei!"

Oreo waved his hands in the light curtain with a face full of lovelessness—and the huge conch on his chest suddenly began to vibrate and make a "buzzing" sound amidst the host's passionate introduction.

"Oreo?!"

"—Don't worry, it's my cell phone hidden in the conch shell that's ringing."

Oreo said calmly, and began to pick the conch hard to get the phone out.Of course, in the eyes of the unknown crowd, this scene is completely another astonishing scene.

The crowd began to erupt.

The host looked like he was finally breathing a sigh of relief as the mood finally started to turn around.

The beam of light hit Tang Xiaomi when he was completely unprepared.

"Next let's introduce the last contestant, 'beep beep beep——' from 'beep—'!" "

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Tang Xiaomi: (#°Д°)

"Hey--"

Why is my name silenced directly! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

"Because you are the default crown princess... For safety's sake, the laws, regulations and policies of Atlantis stipulate that the names of the royal family's companions and minor members are not allowed to appear on public media."

Oreo explained while pulling out his phone with difficulty.

Taking advantage of the opportunity that everyone's attention was on Tang Xiaomi, he turned his head slightly and connected the phone.

"Hey."

"...Wow...my dear...you...are you going to break up with me...why did you attend the concubine selection ball of the prince in the sea...I saw you...you said you were just working with him The relationship... is it a lie... Uh-wah-wah-wah..."

From the other end of the phone, there was a miserable cry of a certain human being.

The author has something to say: Tang Xiaomi: "...I choose death."