The top fish lure that can also be used by novices

The legendary Mermaid Sea King Alfred's Concubine Selection Ball has been the focus of descriptions in various film and television literature for many years to come.Many girls were moved to tears because of the ball of the century, and some teenagers became gay because of the heroic appearance of the ball participants many years ago.

But these are all things for the future... Going back to the other end of time, the morning when His Royal Highness Crown Prince Alfred's concubine selection ball started, several people collapsed.

Among those who collapsed was Her Royal Highness Queen Corinna.And the reason for her collapse is also very obvious—the two most important mermaids in the whole misunderstanding, Alfred the crown prince, and Tang Xiaomi, the appointed princess, were late.

A large number of onlookers have gathered at the entrance of the black coral reef, and the broadcasters are also ready. Other members who participated in the ball have slipped around the water channel in front of the coral reef, and are now showing their talents to the crowd to solicit votes...

In short, all the mermaids were ready, but Alfred and Tang Xiaomi didn't show up at all.

Her Highness Corianna was about to vomit blood. Of course, under normal circumstances, even if Alfred and Tang Xiaomi didn't have any problems, it wouldn't be a big deal. Xiaomi is an existence that needs to take a shortcut, and there is no need to enter the venue with other participants at all.However, this time the Concubine Selection Ball was very different from the usual ones.

This time the dance... was broadcast in real time around the world, that is to say, no matter in the saltwater mermaid world or the human world, the scene of this dance can be seen.

And the other mermaid who collapsed is Comrade Oreo, the liaison officer of the royal family who works hard in the dark workplace. The reason for his collapse is also very simple...

"...why didn't anyone tell me this was broadcast worldwide?!"

He looked at the two-legged mammals that were obviously not mermaids near the entrance, wrapped in thick equipment, and the whole mermaid almost fell into a state of hysteria.

"God, Thrall is going to see this—he's going to see it! He's going to find out that I went to His Royal Highness Alfred's concubine ball—this must be a nightmare, right? Help, let me wake up..."

Oreo started to pull his hair, muttering to himself absently.

"Well, it's not that bad, calm down, Oreo..."

Her Highness Corinna comforted her sympathetically.

"It's that bad!"

Oreo's face was as pale as a dead man's. He pointed at himself, "Sal will most likely see me like this. Do you think it's possible for me to calm down?"

The young liaison officer's attire today is obviously different from his normal time.

Like the other contestants, he is completely naked, with complex and exquisite tattoos on his naked upper body, but it is not these that make him crazy, but the two basketballs stuck to his chest The size of the conch.

The two conch shells are decorated with unusually shiny gemstones, and there is a bulge pinched out of waterproof filling soil at the joint between the skin and the conch shells - through the current, even if you observe it at a very close distance, you will only feel mysterious. Leo's chest bulge is a pair of proud boobs.With the wig on Oreo's head, and the fair skin on his body, which is very different from ordinary mermaids.

No matter how you look at it, the current Oreo is a charming female mermaid - including the strong abdominal muscles and tail fin are so attractive.

His Highness Corinna just glanced at him and couldn't bear to look away.

This is Oreo's punishment for his previous mistakes in his work, the romantic fish school that prevented Alfred from losing his first kiss: because so many concubine elections were misunderstood that only various mighty and tall male mermaids participated, In the long-term publicity, I don’t know why all the saltwater mermaids have a wrong understanding of Atlantis, thinking that this ancient country under the deep sea is a gay country where all people are gay, and Oreo wants to pretend to be a beautiful female. Participating in this ball as a resident of Atlantis, in order to prove to others that Atlantis is not so gay.

……

When Oreo accepted this punishment, he felt nothing. Anyway, he even played orangutans when he was a star before, but like everything, things always turn out to be worse than you think.

"Why didn't anyone tell me?!"

Oreo questioned Corina sadly.

"Uh, actually, I just found out that they got the permission from the emperor." The sympathy in the queen's tone deepened, "For the sake of the face of the entire Atlantis, Oreo, please, stick to it. If things go on like this, Russia might refuse to export manganese ore from Atlantis—their president hates gays the most!"

"……I'm going to resign."

Oreo said.

"Oh - Tang Xiaomi and Alfred seem to have arrived!"

Corina pointed at Oreo's back and shouted.

"...I know you heard it. Your Royal Highness, please don't change the subject."

Oreo didn't even turn his head. He looked at Her Highness Corinna coldly with that cold gaze and then spoke coldly.

As a result, Alfred poked his head out from behind Oreo at this time: "The topic?"

he asks.

Oreo: "..."

……

Compared with the calm Alfred, Tang Xiaomi looked extremely disturbed.

"Sorry, sorry Your Majesty, I'm late - something happened that needs to be taken care of, I've been looking for clothes... so... I'm really sorry, I'm sorry..."

Freshwater Mermaid apologizes incoherently and frantically

Because she looked so ashamed that she was so ashamed that Queen Corinna was even ashamed to ask him why he was wearing a flesh-colored tight-fitting T-shirt—it was not simply because Xiaomi dressed like this was against the tradition, but because it was so stretched. The super tight t-shirt was full of fanciful gay air, which made His Royal Highness even more worried about Atlantis' manganese ore export plan next year.

At this time, the host of the entire dance rushed in and drove the late Alfred and Tang Xiaomi to the entrance to take pictures with other participants.After seeing Tang Xiaomi's clothes, he frowned visibly.

"I'm sorry, but Mr. Tang, it's a tradition in Daxi Kingdom to not wear a shirt. Although your t-shirt is flesh-colored, but..."

"I... I have a reason."

Tang Xiaomi lifted the hem of the t-shirt to show the host.

... The host didn't say a word to Tang Xiaomi's clothes.