Interstellar Pet Shop [Five Poisons]

"What's so small?" General Roy asked seriously.Now the pig species is rarely seen here, and it has long been replaced by other species, so Roy couldn't think of what Lan Hanfeng was talking about for a while.But he understands the mechanism, and it sounds like it's very powerful.

Lan Hanfeng just said a cold joke out of boredom, but he didn't expect General Roy to take it seriously. The corners of his mouth were tense, but he still couldn't help laughing out loud.

This General Roy not only looks very similar to his Tang Sect master, but even his hidden attributes are very similar to the Tang Sect. The high-level spirit beast he is carrying is actually a Tang Gungun.

Originally, Lan Hanfeng's first impression of General Roy was extremely bad, but when he saw this round and fluffy Tang Gungun, he suddenly became a little better.

Tang Gungun fell to the ground. It was too round, and he didn't know what good food to eat every day. It was as round as a fur ball, and it seemed difficult to sit up once it fell down.Right now, he is rolling around on the ground, trying to sit up with difficulty.

Tang Gungun groaned: "I... I can't sit up, someone help me. My God, there are snakes here, it's too scary, woo woo master, help me..."

Tang Gungun was so frightened by Lan Hanfeng's Snake that he almost cried, and howled to his master for help.

But obviously its owner didn't understand what it meant at all.Instead, Roy said, "Edie Garside, he's my wife, no harm, don't hit him. Come to me."

Roy couldn't understand Tang Gungun's words, he only heard Tang Gungun's low growl, and thought Tang Gungun was preparing for an attack.Although he spoke in a low tone, he could tell that there was still a large part of pride in it.

As soon as he waved his hand, Tang Gungun twisted his round body and rolled towards him, saying: "Master, help me, there are snakes and snakes. Master, I can't get up, help me quickly. "

Roy still couldn't understand the true meaning of Tang Gungun's words, and a smile appeared on his expressionless face.He thought that Tang Gungun understood what he said, and was no longer planning to attack Lan Hanfeng, and was summoned by him obediently.

Lan Hanfeng: "..."

As a coquettish and poisonous guy who has seen big winds and waves, Lan Hanfeng feels that he has really learned a lot today.On the other side, one person and one pet are talking to themselves, and the lips of the donkey are completely wrong, which is really jaw-dropping.

Lan Hanfeng was stunned for a long time, and then he regained his composure, and then he couldn't help laughing out loud.

The green snake was also laughing, wrapped around the yellow snake, and hissed, "It's so funny, master, look at them, they're so funny, it's the first time I've seen such a funny Brother Pao, hahahaha."

Green Snake said that he has been in the game with his master for a long time. Every time he downloads a book or slaps people in the wild, the Tang Men Pao Ge next to him is cold and stinky. Where have I seen such a funny and witty Pao Ge? , It's just a good show.

Tears came out of Lan Hanfeng's smile, he finally breathed a sigh of relief and asked, "What do you call it?"

Tang Gungun said loudly: "My name is, what is your name?" It said and turned to look at General Roy.

"His name is Edie Garside." General Roy said seriously.

Lan Hanfeng let out another "puchi" laugh, but a Tang Gungun was called a foreign name, which sounded extremely weird.But it seems that he is not the only one who finds it weird. Tang Gungun himself can't call himself by his own name.

Lan Hanfeng clapped Tang Gungun's hands and said, "Tang Gungun, come here."

Tang Gungun took a few glances at him, his small round eyes sparkled, and said, "I'm not going there, you're so far away, I'm so tired."

Lan Hanfeng really wanted to touch his forehead, so he said, "Come here and give you delicious bamboo and bamboo shoots."

"What? Can you understand me?" Tang Gungun finally realized that this person could understand it.It was nothing short of a miracle.

Lan Hanfeng nodded, Tang Gungun hesitated, seemed to be ready to move, and asked again: "Do you really have bamboo and bamboo shoots? I haven't seen these delicious ones for a long time."

"Of course!" Lan Hanfeng nodded.

As a qualified Five Poisons, apart from her coquettish and sharp moves, Lan Hanfeng also has another full skill point, which is Dark Cuisine.How can the five poisons not cook in darkness?Therefore, in Lan Hanfeng's game system backpack, there are a lot of dark cooking ingredients, including bamboo and bamboo shoots.

When Tang Gungun heard it, he immediately burst into joy, and didn't dislike the distance. He ran over and plunged into Lan Hanfeng's arms.

Lan Hanfeng knelt down and hugged him, saying in his heart that the hand felt really good, soft and fleshy, but a little heavy, and almost threw him down.

"Be careful!" General Roy suddenly snorted. He thought that Lan Hanfeng had angered the spirit beast, and the spirit beast attacked him on its own initiative.

However, General Roy's speed was not fast enough, and Tang Gungun had already thrown himself into Lan Hanfeng's arms under his blow.What happened afterwards was not as bloody as General Roy imagined, but rather... very weird.

Tang Gungun twisted and twisted in Lan Hanfeng's arms, his round buttocks dangling, and said, "Bamboo, bamboo, I want bamboo."

Lan Hanfeng raised his hand to touch his earrings, and conjured a handful of bamboo out of thin air.When Tang Gungun saw the bamboo, he was so happy that he lost his eyesight, he hugged the bamboo and gnawed on it.

General Roy was shocked by Lan Hanfeng one after another.Lan Hanfeng was indeed a strange person. As far as he knew, Lan Hanfeng was also a mermaid who was not valued in Theo.Because of her cowardly and weak personality, she was bullied very badly, and was finally sent here to have a kiss.

General Roy admired strength, so he naturally didn't like Lan Hanfeng who came over to marry him.After Lan Hanfeng came, he cried and fought for favor in different ways all day long, and even played things like crying, making trouble, and hanged himself.

It's just that General Roy didn't expect that the previous Lan Hanfeng was not the real Lan Hanfeng.For some unknown reason, he pretended to be crazy and foolish, and for some unknown reason, Lan Hanfeng suddenly gave up his pretense.

No matter what, General Roy is really interested in him now. It seems that Lan Hanfeng really knows the language of spirit beasts and can tame them.Such a talent is rare, how can Roy not be tempted.

General Roy said, "Your storage space is special."

The general is obviously looking for something to talk about, this is the lowest level of chatting up.

Tang Gungun was bought by Lan Hanfeng with a piece of bamboo. At this moment, Tang Gungun and Lan Hanfeng were having fun, and only General Roy stood aside in embarrassment.

Roy said looking at his earrings.

In fact, in this high-tech planet, things like earhook storage space are very common and can be bought in shopping malls.The rings worn by General Roy all serve as storage spaces.

Lan Hanfeng raised his eyebrows, but did not answer.

The topic raised by General Roy was lost. He frowned and said, "Are you hungry?"

Lan Hanfeng: "..."

Lan Hanfeng didn't know what Roy was doing, and he seemed to be looking for something to say. He said, "General, you don't have to worry about me. General, you can go to work on your own."

Eviction order.

General Roy was almost pissed off by Lan Hanfeng, he stopped talking, opened the door and left.

Tang Gungun bit the bamboo and said, "Is my master angry?"

Lan Hanfeng said: "No, right? I didn't see any change in his face."

Tang Gungun said, "It's true."

Poor General Roy, as the poker face of ten thousand years, no one notices when he is angry.

General Roy walked halfway, and suddenly remembered that his spirit beast, Edie Garside, hadn't followed him!Is this treason?

General Roy stood where he was, and finally walked back to find his spirit beast.

But Lan Hanfeng and his spirit beast were no longer in the room.

The maid said cautiously: "Madam said she was a little hungry and went to the restaurant to eat."

General Roy was about to divert to the restaurant when a soldier hurried over and said, "General, His Majesty the King has summoned you. It seems that there is something urgent."

Roy nodded and left with the soldiers.

General Roy's mansion is almost like a castle.After Lan Hanfeng had eaten, Tang Gungun took him to visit various places.Tang Gungun seemed like a tour guide.

Lan Hanfeng felt that the palace might not even be as big as General Roy's territory, it was really magnificent.

No one dared to stop them even if Tang Gungun opened the way.After all, Tang Gungun is a spirit beast, and other people will be scared to death when they see it, let alone General Roy's spirit beast, it is even more powerful.

Tang Gungun said: "There is also a study room in front, where there are many, many books, all of which are treasures."

They were talking when they heard a woman's voice.The woman said, "Brother Roy is really not here?"

The maid hurriedly said: "Miss Natasha, it's absolutely true. The general was summoned to the palace by His Majesty the King, and he doesn't know when he will be back."

Tang Gungun heard it and said, "That silly woman is a nuisance."

The green snake nodded in agreement.

Lan Hanfeng said: "Who is she? Lives here?"

Tang Gungun said: "This stupid woman's family is a family friend with the master's family, and the relationship is very good, so this woman always lives here, and the master can't drive her away."

Lan Hanfeng nodded, thinking he was still a childhood sweetheart.

The General Roy they were talking about came back soon, and Miss Natasha was overjoyed immediately. She went up to her and said delicately, "Brother Roy, where have you been? I...I miss you so much."

General Roy said: "I'm going out to carry out the order, Natasha, you go back first"

As soon as Natasha heard it, she immediately said, "I want to follow Brother Roy, I will go wherever you go!"

Lan Hanfeng was not far away, and when he heard these words, he was shocked, and immediately his mind was full of "You are the wind and I am the sand, lingering to the end of the world", and goose bumps all over the place.

General Roy frowned, obviously a little impatient, and said to the soldiers next to him, "Send Miss Natasha away."

Lan Hanfeng blinked, thinking, General Roy is too cruel.

Natasha had no choice but to turn around and walk away.

Lan Hanfeng was still watching the play when he realized that General Roy's gaze had turned around and met his own.

Lan Hanfeng said, "I'll take a walk when I'm full."

General Roy didn't talk nonsense, and said directly: "Pack up your luggage and follow me."

"Where are you going?" Lan Hanfeng asked strangely: "Aren't you going out to perform a mission?" You didn't even bring Natasha with you, why did you bring yourself?

General Roy came over and stopped a step away from him.He looked down at Lan Hanfeng with interest in his eyes.

Lan Hanfeng was baffled by him.

General Roy said: "Planet Langdon is about to move, and I'm going to lead the army this time."

Lan Hanfeng still looked confused, thinking that you are a general, is it unusual for you to lead troops to fight?I don't understand anything, and I can't help you in war.

General Roy continued: "I don't know how long it will take, maybe only half a month, maybe a year or two. Isn't your mating period coming soon, I'm not here, what are you going to do?"

"what?"

A thunderbolt in a sunny day.

Lan Hanfeng's eyes widened, and almost made two holes out of General Roy.

What the hell is mating season?

The green snake next to Lan Hanfeng entangled the yellow snake and said, "Ah, ah, so speaking of it, our mating season is coming soon."