Interstellar Pet Shop [Five Poisons]

Lan Hanfeng certainly knows what the mating period is.After all, he is a competent poisonous brother, and he has many pets, among them there are stir-up snakes like yellow snakes and green snakes.

only……

Just because he knew what it meant, Lan Hanfeng wanted to ask, his mating period is coming soon, what the hell is this? !

The green snake raised its head and asked strangely: "It turns out that the owner also has a mating period. I haven't noticed it before. Have you found it?"

The green snake turned to ask the yellow snake, and the yellow snake said meanly, "No."

Lan Hanfeng wanted to sacrifice his pair of base-stirring snakes right now, obviously to sprinkle salt on his own wounds.

Lan Hanfeng took several deep breaths and finally calmed down.He told himself that he is now a species called mermaid, so it is unavoidable that he has some animal habits, who said that he has not fully evolved yet.

However, Lan Hanfeng frowned, and tried his best to replay the memory fragments in his head, but he couldn't find anything about the mating period at all.It stands to reason that it is impossible to have only one mating period, and it should be several times a year, or once in a while.

Lan Hanfeng looked at General Roy suspiciously. Could it be that Roy was lying to him?

General Roy seemed to see his doubts, with a ambiguous smile on his face, and said: "Of course, you are only an adult this year, and you may not have experienced the mating period before, so you don't know much, you can go to Your clansmen will know what's going on if you ask them. If you insist on me teaching you, it's not impossible."

The green snake immediately shouted: "Master, Brother Pao is molesting you!"

Lan Hanfeng: "..."

Lan Hanfeng became more and more certain that he should sacrifice the Jiji Snake.Roy's words are so...shameless, can I not hear it!He can only be thankful that only he can understand what the Stirring Snake said.

Tang Gungun moved his fleshy legs, rolled around on the ground, and said, "My master is asking you for pleasure."

Lan Hanfeng: "..."

He forgot that beside him there was a mutant giant panda Gun Gun who ate meat, drank blood and called a foreign name.It is indeed General Roy's spiritual pet, and it also makes people have an urge to kick it away.

Lan Hanfeng's heart was already shocked enough, but the spiritual pets still stabbed their knives one after another.At this moment, both Green Snake and Tang Gungun had finished speaking, and obediently closed their mouths. It was the turn of Yellow Snake, who cherished words like gold.

The yellow snake looked at the green snake and then at Lan Hanfeng, opened its mouth, and said, "Master, he said you are only an adult."

Lan Hanfeng: "..."

Lan Hanfeng wanted to say that he heard it, he heard every word.He stared at General Roy viciously, and said, "Then when my kiss and I came over, were we adults or minors?"

General Roy was taken aback by his words, apparently unable to understand what Lan Hanfeng was focusing on.

Lan Hanfeng thought, if Roy said he was underage, he would release a snake to bite him now.

However, General Roy did not answer that way, but gave an even more irritating answer.

General Roy asked, "What day is your birthday?"

Lan Hanfeng: "..."

General Roy didn't even know what Lan Hanfeng's birthday was, so he didn't know if Lan Hanfeng was an adult when they got married.

This question really stumped Lan Hanfeng. He did know his own birthday, but he didn't know the date of the current mermaid's birthday.

Lan Hanfeng, General Roy and the three soul pets stared at each other for a long time.Lan Hanfeng finally coughed and said, "Mating... I will take care of the mating period myself, so you don't need to worry about it."

That meant that he didn't want to follow Roy to carry out the mission.

Lan Hanfeng thought, he didn't even figure out the situation here, if he followed Roy to some Landon planet, wouldn't it be even more chaotic.

"Do it yourself?" General Roy showed a look of surprise, then a little interest in his eyes, and finally an expression of sudden realization.

Lan Hanfeng wanted to gouge out his eyeballs. If someone else took advantage of him, he might as well masturbate him. Lan Hanfeng felt that he could handle such a small matter.

General Roy insisted on taking Lan Hanfeng with him.Although he did not have any special feelings for Lan Hanfeng, he was still the general's wife who attracted the attention of everyone.The general's wife is not with the general during the mating period. If someone with ulterior motives takes advantage of it, General Roy's face will be wiped out.

But Lan Hanfeng insisted not to go, because he felt that General Roy was more like a person with ulterior motives.

In the end, the two broke up unhappy and went back to their rooms.

Lan Hanfeng took Jiji Snake and Tang Gungun to spend the whole afternoon in the study room with a complete collection of classics, flipping through many books, looking for knowledge about the mating period.

As a good young man, Lan Hanfeng didn't want to have any mating period at all.He can't imagine being in heat during mating like an animal at all.

But the information found is really not optimistic. The Theo mermaid race is simply a natural breeding tool.

According to the book, the female Theo mermaid will have an obvious mating period after adulthood, and the female mermaid will be in heat during the mating period.

Lan Hanfeng's face turned black, and he continued to look down.

Moreover, the Theo Mermaid's mating period is not once a year or twice a year, but six times a year, and each time is as small as a few months.

Hehe, it's the day of the dog.

Lan Hanfeng gritted his teeth, his face turned blue and ugly.

It also makes people live a good life!Six times a year, one month at a time!This is half a year!One month is normal and one month is in estrus, so it's a pendulum!

What does it mean that the mating period is approaching, the shadow of the mating period cannot be dispelled at all!

Lan Hanfeng felt that he was going crazy.

Tang Gungun and the Snakes hid in the corner to avoid being cannon fodder.

The green snake said: "The master must have eaten something unclean, and his stomach is uncomfortable. You can see that his face is blue, and he must have endured it very hard."

Tang Gungun stretched out his paws, patted his stomach with difficulty, and said, "My digestive system is better. I can eat iron if you give me." As he spoke, he picked up a book with a metal edge The hardcover book "squeaked" was chewed.

Green Snake said in shock: "Ah! No wonder Gun Gun is Brother Pao's pet, because other people's pets can't bite mechs."

The yellow snake calmly watched them act stupidly, and kept its mouth shut without saying a word.

Lan Hanfeng flipped through a lot of books again. He didn't want to accept his fate at all. He couldn't imagine that half of the five days in 360 were spent in bed in heat. The picture was so beautiful that he didn't dare to look at it...

In such a high-tech world, there must be something that can suppress the mating period.Lan Hanfeng thought so.

Lan Hanfeng glanced at Tang Gungun, who was about to chew on the door, and said, "Gungun, come here, I'll give you bamboo to eat."

Tang Gungun really came over quickly.

Lan Hanfeng gave it bamboo, and then took the opportunity to ask if there was any medicine or something that could inhibit the mating period.After all, Gun Gun is an indigenous creature, and he knows this place better than himself, who came here suddenly.

Tang Gungun raised his hand to rub his eyes, but his arms were too fleshy and short, so he couldn't do it after a long time.

Lan Hanfeng couldn't bear to look at it, so he stretched out his hand to rub it.

Gun Gun looked at him moved, and said: "Although you are very kind to me, I am sad to tell you that Brian definitely does not have such a thing, and no one here develops such a thing."

Lan Hanfeng felt lost for a while. Sure enough, the novels were all lies, and where did the readily available omega inhibitors in the ABO novels go?

Tang Gungun added: "Brian's pure race has poor reproductive ability, and its descendants are extremely rare. The Brian's military strength is strong, and they have always been feared by other races. Theo also does not want to be annexed by Brian, so he chose Think of a way to send the high-fertility mermaid prince to marry him."

Lan Hanfeng despaired for a while, is there no other way?

Tang Gungun said again: "However, isn't my master going to Planet Landon? Brother Mermaid, you can go along with me, maybe what you're looking for may be found there."

What the hell is Brother Mermaid...

Lan Hanfeng pointed to his nose and said, "My name is Lan Hanfeng."

Tang Gungun nodded receptively.

Lan Hanfeng asked again: "You mean Planet Langdon?"

Tang Gungun gnawed on the bamboo and said, "That's right, Planet Landon is another strange race. They have a branch called omega. I heard that there is something called an omega inhibitor. I don't know what it is with what you are looking for." Not one. Sounds alike."

Lan Hanfeng was taken aback, he was too familiar with omega inhibitors.Lan Hanfeng was originally a natural bent, plus he had been infected for several years in Jisan's rotten game that could no longer be corrupted. Of course, he knew everything about ABO design, what kind of ABO, what kind of orc, etc. I have also read some of the fixed articles.

It is said that omega is also a species with high fertility and a strong estrus period. Maybe an omega inhibitor can prescribe the right medicine.

Lan Hanfeng felt that he was revived with full blood, jumped up from the ground, and said: "Great, we are going to go to Planet Landon, let's go now."

Tang Gungun said, "Hey, why don't you go with my master?"

Lan Hanfeng said: "I can go by myself."

Tang Gun rolled his head, although he couldn't tell that he was shaking his head, and said: "Planet Langdon is too far away, you can't go there alone. The ordinary aircraft that can be bought in the mall takes half a year to fly. Military use special aircraft, it only takes half a month."

Lan Hanfeng: "..."

If you fly for half a year, then you have to masturbate three times on the aircraft.

Three times is three months...

Three months is ninety days...

Lan Hanfeng felt that he had lost too thoroughly.

Lan Hanfeng sat in the study in a daze until evening, weighing the pros and cons.Do you want to go with General Roy, or fuck yourself until you die on the aircraft.

This is a troublesome subject.

In the evening, the maid knocked on the door and said, "Madam General, dinner is ready, please go to the dining room to eat."

Lan Hanfeng nodded, and asked, "Is General Roy there?"

The maid was startled, and quickly said, "Yes."

Lan Hanfeng nodded again, jumped up from the ground, and was about to go to the restaurant.

As soon as Tang Gungun and Chuo Ji Snake heard that they were eating, they immediately regained their energy. They became excited from a drowsy state, and they disappeared with three "swish swish" sounds.

General Roy was eating, his movements were extremely elegant, coupled with his first-class appearance, he completely showed the domineering aura of the president, and the corners of Lan Hanfeng's eyes twitched as he watched.

Lan Hanfeng sat opposite General Roy.

General Roy glanced at him and said, "Tomorrow I..."

Before he finished speaking, Lan Hanfeng had already gritted his teeth and said, "I decided to go to Landon Planet with you."

There was a look of surprise on Roy's face, but it was quickly covered up by an ambiguous smile, and he said gracefully, "Okay."

Lan Hanfeng: "..."

Stop your imaginings, as if you regretted going because you couldn't bear him, you just went to find omega inhibitors.When will General Roy get over his feeling good.

Lan Hanfeng had no choice but to lower his head to eat, cut a small piece of steak, and ate it.The chef's craftsmanship is really good, the beef is very tender and fresh.

Lan Hanfeng suddenly asked: "What kind of meat is this?"

The pig species has disappeared, and Lan Hanfeng thinks that cows are also very dangerous. Most of what he eats is not beef.

Tang Gungun chewed the piece of meat, and said, "It's Consein meat, it's delicious, tender and fragrant."

Lan Hanfeng remembered the book he was flipping through in the study in the afternoon, and indeed he found a page about what Consein was.At this time, I remembered what Consein looked like, sticky, slippery, bumpy, fleshy and long, like a giant toad, with the length of a hairtail, and the two scythes of a praying mantis.

Lan Hanfeng's face turned blue immediately, his stomach was churning, and the food he swallowed was about to be spit out.