The arena cannot be idealistic

When we were playing, Lao Zhang played me a QQ voice over, saying that he wanted to listen in.And as a kind and gentle milk song, I agreed to his request and had nothing to do with Lao Zhang being my only 22 teammate.

But the second it was connected, Lao Zhang said: "Oh, it's better to play badminton. It's not in vain. I will help you share the gunfire of Lao Qin's father." At that time, I wanted to hang up QQ voice.

In the end, I was bought by him with three moisturizing, acne-removing, whitening and anti-aging masks, and I double-opened a YY account to broadcast it to him.

Hey, you can't blame me for being snobby, I don't know if the mask is good or not, but every time Lao Zhang tans his face, it looks tender.As a rough badminton, I'm pretty jealous.

Wei Wu called me: "Badminton, you must remember to hand in the skills before you die, understand?"

"Understand, understand!"

Although the mist is invisible, I still nod my head in front of the computer.

Wei Wu: "Okay, okay, don't nod, I can already hear the sound of water in your head."

I:? ? ?

"How do you know I'm nodding?" I was shocked, I only knew that the Weiwu Arena was sharp, but I didn't expect to have clairvoyant eyes.

Wei Wu: "Nonsense, didn't you notice your microphone rattling on the table?!"

Before I could answer, Cang Yunweixin broke out into a hearty and hearty laugh.

I:……

My mouth was full of garbled characters, and I didn't dare to curse.

The most shameless thing is that Lao Zhang, an outside audience, is also laughing!

Funny, I can't arrange Wei Wu's new love, and I can't arrange you, a retired Mingjiao, as an active nurse?

Just wait and see!

With the configuration of Ge Cangge, Wei Wu has never played as a Mo Wen, Wei Xin has never played as a Cang Yun, and I, a chicken badminton living at the bottom of the JJC world——

Hit!

As soon as I wanted to speak, Wei Wu shut down the mic. The reason was: don’t listen to a word of the chicken.

I, day, N... a... then... okay.

Wei Xin said brightly and cheerfully: "It's okay, let's run in first, I think you are quite interesting, it doesn't matter if you lose, just take it for fun."

After Wei Xin finished saying this, Lao Zhang, the little wave hoof outside the field, exclaimed proudly: "Hahaha, this iron king is stepping on thunder!"

What iron bastard... Can you show some respect to Cangyun Castle?

Little Lang's jealousy is terrifying!

Lao Zhang also said: "Weiwu cares most about the record. Every time we say that happiness is the most important thing and the score is not important, we will be scolded!"

In fact, I also think so in my heart, and Wei Xin just said that if my food smells bad, cough, criticize him, I will be a little happy to spread it!

As a result, Wei Wu said, "Yes."

Ok? !

What are you um!

Why don't you scold him!

Have you changed your air purifier?Clean up and start singing again?

But I dare not speak, now even a ghost can see Wei Xin's position in Wei Wu's heart.

If Wei Wu is compared to the emperor, Wei Xin is the newly-promoted concubine, and I, I am the little palace lady who cooks pigeon eggs in the imperial dining room.

I was afraid of being forced to retire like Lao Zhang, so I tightened the valve on my mouth.

The "run-in and run-in" has begun.

I usually go up and hand in the skills, and I will lie down soon, but this time there is an extra Cang Yun, and Wei Xin specially washes a skill to protect me, so I live a long time longer.

When I was lying down, both Wei Wu and Wei Xin were surprised, and they both said YY in unison——

Wei Wu: "You have lived for such a long time!"

Wei Xin: "You actually died so quickly!"

Before I spoke, the two of them burst into laughter.

Wei Xin: "You are quite funny."

I just wanted to take over.

Wei Wu said, "You too."

I:? ? ?

Lao Zhang commented on another YY: "How do I feel that the color of badminton has become fresh and environmentally friendly?"

I:? ? ?

Wei Wu found a chance to drink me a glass of water.I lay down concentrating on it, waiting for the right time to get up and give my skills—I am proficient in this business.

According to this routine, we won 5 games in a row, and Wei Wu did not continue to line up. We stopped to discuss technical issues that I could not understand with Wei Xin.

This incomprehension is the same as when Wei Wu criticized Lao Zhang before, but there are some subtle differences in tone.

What Wei Wu felt to me was that an old man who was lying down and basking in the sun turned into a young man who was sitting and basking in the sun, and Wei Xin seemed to be that sun.

Gee.

Lao Zhang said sadly: "It seems that I really have no chance..."

I was speechless for a while, and I didn't know how to comfort him.

Lao Zhang is different from me. My badminton dishes are real and honest. As for Lao Zhang, in order to be able to keep up with Wei Wu, he has been working hard to learn how to play Mingjiao.

But how should I put it, there has been an insurmountable gap between the scumbags and the masters since ancient times.

That's sad.

We continued to fight later, Wei Wu and Wei Xin didn't communicate much, but the atmosphere was very harmonious, winning streak all the way, playing refreshed, and even I was able to finish several rounds alive.

As soon as I said a few words proudly, Wei Wu said: "That's because the rank is low now, just you, you don't need to pass the tenth rank, after five ranks you will start to cry."

But before I had time to go to the fifth paragraph, Wei Wu received a call and was in a hurry to leave. Before leaving, he asked me to add Wei Xin's WeChat account.

I asked Wei Xin for a WeChat account.

Wei Xin was confused: "Don't you use QQ?"

Me: "Wei Wu is an old cadre, he said that elementary school students only use QQ..."

Wei Xin: ...

After adding Wei Xin, I planned to create a group, but Lao Zhang stopped me and insisted on pulling me into the previous 33 team group.

I advised Lao Zhang: "A twisted cucumber is not sweet, let the scumbag who changes his mind let him go."

Lao Zhang scoffed at this and refused to allow me to start a new group. He also said: "No twisted cucumber is sweet! Do you think I'm stupid!"

I have no choice but to compromise because I still haven't got three masks.

As soon as Wei Xin entered the group, he felt strange. Why did the group of Team 33 have 4 people?

Lao Zhang quickly bubbled up in the group, swearing his sovereignty: "Don't think that it's great that you are favored now, I am the original wife!"

Wei Xin laughed heartily in YY, just like Shota Kazezao in "I Want to Tell You".

Lao Zhang, who was listening to the broadcast, gritted his teeth with hatred: "He's laughing at me! Is he laughing at me!"

Lao Zhang, a flirtatious little straight man, became heartbroken, and he didn't lose to anyone at all...

I taught Lao Zhang that it is wrong to be jealous and spread rumors: "How do people know whether you are good or not?"

Lao Zhang became even angrier: "Badminton you traitor! You have already begun to favor outsiders."

Oh, funny, who is your own person.

Flowing DPS, iron badminton!

Wei Xin said in the group: Don't worry, I won't steal your boyfriend.

Although he was angry, but the real straight man Zhang returned an emoji with pouting his buttocks:

Take it lightly, please take care of the 2400!

Sao or you straight men Sao...