The arena cannot be idealistic

In the past, although Lao Zhang shared some skin care experience in this group from time to time, he never went so far.

No, Wei Wu immediately came out and made a voice: If you talk nonsense, you will be kicked out!

After finishing talking, I also thanked Lao Zhang.

This behavior, this operation, is exactly the same as my uncle who just learned to use WeChat on his smartphone.

Every time there is criticism, voice calls must be made and names must be called.

Gee.

Old Zhang: (⊙x⊙;)

Wei Wu typing: @卫新Don't listen to their nonsense.

Wei Xin: Hahaha, okay, I can tell

Wei Xin said to do daily work and quit YY.

I also quit the little YY, and I was going to go with a group, and seized the time when the mist was gone, and cleared the CD.Because the group was a little entangled, I didn't pay much attention to what they talked about in the WeChat group.

After a while, Lao Zhang eagerly poked me on QQ: Do you think Wei Wu has something to do with this new Xiao Lang Hoof? !

I:?

Lao Zhang asked me to watch the WeChat group.

I swiped and dragged, isn't it the next time Wei Wu and Wei Xinyue play in the arena?

Me: What's the situation?No?

Lao Zhang bombarded me with a bunch of emoticons of cats beating people, and then said: Don’t you feel it?

Me: No, I don't feel it.

Lao Zhang cut a few pictures and circled Wei Wu's speech: Do you understand?

I:? ? ?

Lao Zhang gave me a point-by-point analysis: Wei Wu asked me "Are you free on Sunday", and Wei Xin asked me "Are you free recently?" The attitudes were much different! ! !

Me: ...I didn't see it.

Lao Zhang was so angry that he insisted on speaking with me and analyzing it on the spot.I had no choice but to double-open the small YY again.

Lao Zhang, a glass-hearted straight man, analyzed word by word: "Wei Wu asked me with a sense of order, and he chose the time, and he didn't give me the right to choose! It's different to ask Wei Xin, who asked about the recent , On a specific day, that little wave-hoofed Cang Yun can choose by himself!"

At the end, Lao Zhang added sadly: "Weiwu also sent him modal particles and punctuation marks..."

…Should I tell this coquettish Bao Xiaomingjiao, he looks like a girl in adolescence who is worried about gains and losses, and every word the other party says has to be analyzed word by word for a long time...

Seeing that I didn't talk, Lao Zhang was very dissatisfied, and asked me, "Do you feel it now?"

Me: "No, how do you feel?"

Lao Zhang was so angry that he kneaded instant noodles: "Instinct!"

He also yelled at me: "Hey, are you a woman?"

As an active badminton player, I competed and yelled at him: "Are you a straight man?"

Old Zhang: ...

However, I just happened to press the speech button I hung on the dungeon team YY, and this question was heard by the people in the dungeon team, and the team was chatting: Is it a good show?

I was so scared that I quickly shut up and found a gap to ban YY over there.

By the way, I made another note to Lao Zhang in my heart.

In the WeChat group, Wei Wu set the time for the next call to 33 to be several days later.

Caiji badminton is easy to go with the situation, but Lao Zhang, who is as careful as a girl, doesn't.

Lao Zhang chatted with me in private: The next time 33 is so far away, it is not Wei Wu's style at all, he must have something wrong!

I turned on the trumpet to clear the CD, and told him not to think too much.

Lao Zhang hates to be stubborn: No, you go to him to have a look.

I originally wanted to refuse, but Lao Zhang's words hit my pain point.He said: Otherwise, they would secretly find a nanny, and you would be kicked out of the team later, and you wouldn't cry anywhere!

This scares me a lot.

Lao Zhang's lessons learned are here!

Isn't it just a matter of minutes for the little maid to lose her job?

By the time I finished fighting the last boss, Wei Wu and Wei Xin had been online for a long time. Looking at the location, they were in the same main city!

My heart skipped a beat.

Lao Zhang blows the wind in my ear.

The crisis of losing my job ravages my sanity in my head.

I rushed to YY in the mist with the little blue horse on my back, only to find the two of them there.Just as I was about to retreat, I heard Wei Xin say, "Hey, badminton is here."

Shameless!Wei Xin, your shield actually sets up a sound reminder for YY!

But I can't scold Wei Wu's new favorite, I can only laugh.

Veteran cadre Wei Wu yawned and asked lazily, "What are you doing here?"

When I was still thinking about how to answer, Wei Xin passed me a step: "Maybe he came to listen to our 22 and study."

Angel!

You are an angel with black hair, Wei Xin!

I was moved to tears, and just about to say yes, was ruthlessly exposed by Wei Wu: "Impossible, I didn't tell her we were dating at 22."

Lao Zhang, an off-site audience who claimed to be my backing, the steel straight man Lao Zhang, yelled in another YY channel: "I knew it! I knew it! I told them there is something wrong!"

I:……

Because of Wei Xin's intercession, I was kept.However, Wei Wu scoffed at Wei Xin's statement of "improving by listening to badminton."

I:……

Then they ignored me, and continued to call 22. I hung up two YYs, listening to Weiwu and Weixin Sweet 22 on this side, and listening to Lao Zhang’s complaints on the other side. Slowly, Lao Zhang stopped talking.

After Wei Wu and Wei Xin stopped fighting, I only noticed that Lao Zhang hadn't spoken for a while.

After all, Lao Zhang is a brother and sister who has been scolded by Wei Wu for a season with me, so I will politely care: "Old Zhang, why don't you talk?"

Lao Zhang sighed, and said in a rare serious way: "I thought that one day, I would be able to coach Ming well, and then I would score easily."

Hearing what Lao Zhang said, I was also a little sad.

I have to accept my fate, and Lao Zhang has to work hard.

If you don't work hard, you won't know that you are really not good, so I still have a master dream.

But Lao Zhang couldn't do it, his dream was shattered.

In the past, Wei Wu also secretly practiced 22 with Lao Zhang, and it was Lao Zhang who secretly told me.But at 22, he could feel the gap between himself and Wei Wu more clearly.He went to plant the flag, took off a few pieces of equipment to rob the darts, went to be beaten and beat people... But it was useless, Wei Wu improved faster than him.

In fact, the mist didn't play much.

I comforted Lao Zhang: "It's okay, don't be sad, maybe you haven't found a job that suits you."

Lao Zhang said "hmm", I don't know if he listened.

I am not good at comforting people, so I opened Baidu, searched for "how to comfort a straight man" in the input box, thought for a while and searched again for "how to comfort a straight man wearing a mask".

Before finding any results, Lao Zhang said: "Hey, you see I'm so sad, let's forget about the three masks?"

Me: ...you think beautifully!