The arena cannot be idealistic

I said no, but Lao Zhang didn't believe me, so he insisted on dragging me to YY, giving me lessons and giving me in-depth analysis.Threatened me with a mask if I didn't go.No way, I had to go.And remind me, I must get the mask quickly!

As soon as I arrived at YY, Lao Zhang said earnestly: "Badminton, if you want to use me to stimulate the mist, it won't work."

I:……

Lao Zhang: "Two long songs together will not have good results."

I:? ? ?

Lao Zhang: "You must understand, memorize, read, and recite - Changge and Mingjiao are the best match."

Me: "Oh?"

Lao Zhang seemed to have found a loophole in his words, and quickly added: "You and me are not included."

Me: "Go away!"

I was still criticizing Lao Zhang for having too many dramas, so I saw Wei Wu saying in the group: What?Are you together?

And Lao Zhang can reply in seconds: fart!I am loyal to you!

I:……

Wei Xin: Is Lao Zhang really a straight man?

Wei Wu and Lao Zhang said in unison: yes

In this group, different dramas are staged in turn, and I am the only one who has never had a part in the drama.

It hurts the eyes.

Wei Xin: Are you done with your work today?

Wei Wu: Well, I will go to YY.

Wei Xin: Okay, I'm in YY!

I looked at Wei Xin's glaring "what" and exclamation point, and clicked into Weiwu's YY to see, hey, he's really there.And Wei Xin discovered me immediately and greeted me: "Badminton, you are here too."

Me: "Ah... yes."

Wei Xin: "Are you coming to wait for Wei Wu?"

I:……

For a while, I didn't know how to answer his words.

There is a subtle strangeness in saying yes; there is a subtle strangeness in saying no.

Before I could answer, the mist came.

As soon as Wei Wu came, he immediately asked me, "Why are you here for badminton?"

The little court lady who failed to grab the show was angry: "I know I'm redundant! Can't I go!"

Wei Wu: "Stay."

Me: "Oh."

Wei Wu chuckled, and then said: "You don't have to learn such bad things from Lao Zhang, and add drama to yourself all day long, so you can't learn some of his strengths?"

Me: "Then what are the strengths of Lao Zhang?"

Wei Wu pondered for a long time: "An unanswerable question from heaven."

Wei Xin: "A mask?"

Wei Wu laughed happily, smiling as brightly as Wei Xin, which made me very jealous——

why!

Why can he make His Majesty Longyan happy, but I can't!

Probably this is why I am a little court lady, but Wei Xin can wear a yellow horse and become a concubine!

While I was thinking of myself hiding in the corner and combing the crooked feathers, Wei Wu and Wei Xin completed today's preliminary exchange of feelings.I didn't listen carefully to the many, but the central idea was that Wei Wu had been busy for a while, so he could go online and play arenas with us more.

In the end, Wei Wu told me to let Lao Zhang roll over from childhood.

I protested: "I didn't hang up with him today!"

Wei Wu let out an oh, picked up the phone and sent a voice message in the group: "Old Zhang, get over here YY."

Flavor mist: @老张

Lao Zhang: If you tell me to get out, I will get out!

It is also equipped with a bunch of kitty beating emoticons.

Ten seconds later, Lao Zhang's YY appeared on Weiwu YY's reception channel wearing a shabby white horse.

Pooh!

Wei Wu brought up Lao Zhang's YY.

Lao Zhang opened his mouth and entered the scene: "You should put on a dress for me!"

The venomous tongue remained the same: "No need, I'm not your mother or wife, and I still care about your food and clothing?"

Wei Xin laughed again, matching his voice, it was as bright as the sun, and I couldn't help laughing.

Lao Zhang interrupted me: "Badminton! You traitor, you laugh at me with outsiders!"

Although badminton is a low-level rookie, it also has dignity, so I said: "Tie the three masks first."

Lao Zhang, a stinky and shameless person, is still coy, saying that money is tight recently, so let me have some grace.

Wei Wu interrogated Lao Zhang and exchanged three masks for what.Wei Xin secretly sent me a message at this time: Look.

I read?

What am I looking at?

I replied Wei Xin with a series of question marks with a confused face.

Wei Xin: As I told you last time, Wei Wu is so gentle!

Farewell, brother.

You are looking at the mist with a magnifying glass, but I am with the naked eye.

Can't compare, can't compare.

But I can't tell Wei Xin this kind of thing directly, I'm afraid of losing this sunny partner who can scold me, so I echoed him a few words very plastically, and Wei Xin was actually satisfied!

As a technical Cangyun, Wei Xin, you have no dignity? !

Under the high pressure of the mist, Lao Zhang usually can't last ten seconds, but I can last 15 seconds.When I agreed with Wan Weixin, Lao Zhang had already clearly explained his private mask deal with me.

Wei Wu didn't make a sound after listening.

Old Zhang said sternly, "I didn't do anything wrong!"

Wei Wu sneered very artificially: "Really? What happened last time you used the trumpet to rob Wei Xin?"

Lao Zhang is still stubbornly resisting: "Didn't you say it, I will try his tricks!"

Wei Wu: "You can still try the technique I tried?"

Old Zhang: "Then how do I know if you have abused him because of his appearance?"

Wei Wu was so choked by Lao Zhang that he cursed at him, and the bold Wei Xin laughed out loud.

"Zhang Miaomiao." Wei Wu called Lao Zhang by his shameful full ID name for the first time, "Stop flirting, you can find another teammate, I won't play the arena with you again."

Wei Wu's serious tone startled me, as if it indicated that there was some plot behind it that I didn't know.

Even a person like me who has few strings can feel it, and Lao Zhang certainly can't fail to feel it.

Lao Zhang didn't even jump for the title, but asked, "Why?"

Our 33rd team has always been Wei Wu, a kindergarten teacher, who brought me and Lao Zhang, two mentally handicapped children, and mentally handicapped children are often more happy.

not at all.

But I dare not interrupt this conversation, I am afraid of the mist, and I am even more afraid that Lao Zhang will blame me.

But fortunately, Wei Xin seems to be just like me.

Wei Xin said, "Wei Wu, it's too hurtful for you to say that."

After Lao Zhang swears half a sentence, he quit YY.

Wei Wu called my junior sister for a long time, and said, "You can talk to Lao Zhang."

The bottom badminton obediently followed orders.

I jumped to Xiao YY, and Lao Zhang was there.

As soon as I went, Lao Zhang called me in a slightly happy tone: "Badminton, you are still good, I will send you a mask tomorrow."

How can I care about the mask at this time?

But I don't know what to say, I can only say okay.

I was still thinking about asking, but Lao Zhang opened the mouth himself: "What do you call this? Wei Wu didn't play the arena with me because of my swear words, am I wronged?! I would rather he is because of me Vegetable! What’s wrong with me talking about it? Badminton, tell me, am I wrong?”

I pondered for a while, and finally answered objectively and fairly: "You are so coquettish..."

Because I didn't get my approval, Lao Zhang slapped the table on the other end: "How coquettish! Didn't I just call him 'husband, are you awesome' when I was excited? Isn't it good for a man? He is our Thigh, you don’t know how to play badminton, and I wronged myself, but you still despise me?! Do you have any humanity!”

I:……

So it's still my fault? !

I really am, the shuttlecock is flying in the sky, and the pot is coming down from the ground.

Lao Zhang complained a few more words, and finally concluded confidently: "Anyway, if he treats me like this, I definitely won't mind!"

I:……

Brother, please, do you mind?