The arena cannot be idealistic

Lao Zhang insisted on my opinion.I'm not like a showman like him, who can write a short composition of thousands of words casually.I can only say: "I'll go and ask the elder brother for you, I can ask you any questions that are inconvenient for you!"

Lao Zhang sighed leisurely, and said, "Okay then, help me ask this heartless man, what's wrong with me?"

Me: ...the sexiest thing is straight men.

However, the kind badminton still agreed.

I went back to Weiwu's YY, and Wei Xin spotted me immediately: "Badminton is back."

Wei Wu: "What did you say?"

I flipped through the notes I just made, and conveyed the matter verbatim, except for the phrase "a heartless man".While talking, I found that Wei Xin had turned off the mic, and there was no sound at all.

Just as I was about to call him, Wei Wu said: "That's all?"

Me: "Hmm!"

Wei Wu sneered sinisterly a few times: "He still thinks he's right?"

I tried to smooth things over: "Brother, this is not a big deal..."

Wei Wu said in an unhappy tone: "It's not a big deal? Then you can ask Wei Xin, I am in the arena every day, and he kills a person on the opposite side, and I call his wife awesome, is he willing?"

Me: "...uh...Wei Xin and Lao Zhang..."

Before I finished the three words "can't compare", I was interrupted by Wei Xin's words: "Huh? Me? Then... If you want to shout like that, just shout."

I couldn't help waving the call stick: ... the head is so awesome!

Wei Wu clicked his tongue irritably: "... I'm afraid of you guys." Then he went offline.

I am at a loss.

What's the matter?

I poked Weiwu on WeChat, and said all kinds of words in different ways, until I said one sentence: Lao Zhang just had a mouthful, but he didn't mean it.Then Wei Xin is willing too!

Wei Wu just replied to me: Your brain is really welded to death, and you are not enlightened at all.

I:? ? ?

Although I'm a rookie badminton, don't ask me if you are a god, but you can't criticize me like this without reason!

The inquisitive badminton, I found that the dark little angel Wei Xin hadn't left yet, so I asked him, "Wei Xin, is senior brother angry?"

The playwright Lao Zhang has stopped acting, and the poisonous tongue has shut up. I urgently need to learn some truth from Xiaoyang Weixin. Unfortunately, Xiaoyang also has a power outage today...

Wei Xin said in a very cold tone, "I don't know."

With my sixth sense, which is one of the few badminton players, I feel that Wei Xin is also a little emotional: "Wei Xin, what's wrong with you?"

Wei Xin didn't use "nothing" to perfuse me, he just didn't speak.My hands froze while playing the game.After a while, Wei Xin spoke again: "Why did Wei Wu change teammates?"

Candide Badminton repeated what he just said.

Wei Xin: "I'll ask Wei Wu."

When he finished speaking, I opened the webpage and started to watch the video, but I didn’t finish a single video. Wei Xin spoke again, and his tone was sunny again: “Badminton go to bed early.” After finishing speaking, I got off.

I:? ? ?

What did the mist tell you!

You tell me!

Are you still human?

Sure enough, as Wei Wu said later, his online time increased significantly, and we still played 33 as usual, as if the previous dispute had never happened.And our camp has an extra Mingjiao who robs darts on the way to run the business. The ID is familiar and unfamiliar, and he specializes in cutting long songs.

I know it's Lao Zhang.

I did not reveal his identity.

Lao Zhang still plays with me on QQ, and his various kitty emoticons are also indispensable in the WeChat group.

On the first day of the Qixi Festival event, I received a mask from Lao Zhang, and there was a note inside, which looked like a dog crawled and a cat scratched it.

It says "exquisite badminton starts with mask".

The word is crossed out five times!

In the end, I didn't write it right...

I took a picture and threw it in the arena team group, so that Wei Wu's poisonous tongue could ridicule his backward cultural level.

Comfortable.

As soon as Wei Wu said something, Lao Zhang's QQ voice came over: "Badminton, are you moved when you see my love note?"

Me: "Heh, half a page of paper is torn like a dog, how much do you expect me to be moved?"

Lao Zhang: "Oh, the important thing is not the form, but my heart! You see, Qixi Festival is coming soon..."

I don’t know if it’s because Qixi Festival is coming soon, my heart skipped a beat, and when I was about to jump for the second time, Lao Zhang went on to say: “Qixi Festival is Qiqiao Festival, do you feel the strong sisterhood?”

Me: "Old Zhang."

Lao Zhang responded with full expectation: "Hey! Sister Yu is so moved that she wants to marry Jinlan with me?"

I said in a straight voice: "I, grass, you, big, lord!"

Over there, Lao Zhang is still talking to me. I have been able to kill more and more long songs recently, and I will become sharper in the future. 2V2 in the arena will take me off!

I opened the express delivery, and saw that the cosmeceutical moisturizing mask, anti-acne, whitening and anti-aging mask that I agreed to buy from Japan had turned into a discounted mask for ten yuan a piece.

Just for this false sisterhood, can I still believe that you will take me off in 2V2?

Pooh!

I strongly condemn Lao Zhang's behavior of changing positions. He changed the script of suffering and performed it again.

I listened to the playwright clattering on the keyboard, talking obscenely, stuffing those fake sisterhood masks into the corner, and logged into the game.

result!

What did I discover? !

Wei Wu and Wei Xin, with the coordinates of Chunyang, changed to Wanhua Valley after a while.

What's this?This is the route to do the Tanabata mission!

An angry badminton yelled at Lao Zhang for going online on QQ: "If you don't go online again, you will bid farewell to your official status forever!"

When I flew to Wanhua, Wei Wu and Wei Xin had already completed the task of jumping to the star building in Wanhua Valley, and were reading a note to go to the next location.

When Lao Zhang came over, they were gone.

I couldn't help but feel sad: "Old Zhang, look at his tacit understanding. He completed the task of jumping to the Star Tower in 2 minutes. We danced for half an hour last year!"

Lao Zhang sighed: "Perhaps, fate is for them to be together." He hung up our QQ voice.

I:……

If you had known about a Tanabata mission earlier, you would have accepted your fate. I advise you what to do for so long!

I passed on Lao Zhang's words to Wei Wu in a very doggy manner.

Wei Wu gave me a noble and cold compliment: "Understood." After a while, he sent another sentence: "You did a good job."

I was instantly on high!

Vegetable chickens are just so worthless.

Because I was so excited, I became bold and asked: "Brother, why did you do the Qixi Festival mission with Wei Xin? Didn't you think it was troublesome before?"

Wei Wu: "You don't understand."

Nonsense, I'm asking if I don't understand!

Understand me and ask a ball of yarn.

But based on my understanding of Wei Wu, after saying this, Wei Wu basically wouldn't talk to me anymore.

So I went to save the country and asked Wei Xin: "Wei Xin, why did you persuade my brother to do the Qixi Festival mission with you?"

Wei Xin dropped a heavy weight: "He invited me to do it together."

I... damn it!